Why Halal-Grade Meat Is More Humane And Better Tasting

Halal is Satan's food
Buy kosher

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>>131683907
>halal

>>131683907
>Halal
>Humane
These people are insane. Halal meat is sourced from animals which were brutally killed.

>>131684581
you sound like an ignorant bigot to me

>>131684302
I respect all religions

>>131684581
Yep.

Lol I'm sure slicing the animals neck and leting them bleed out alive is what most ppl consider humane.

>>131683907
Is it tender because it's sent running into crowds with bombs strapped to it ?

>>131684700
The only religion is the one God made

>>131684906
Kek! Lol!

>>131683907
>halal
>more humane than an instant death
>an animal getting its throat sliced while alive is more humane than an instant bolt death
this is what muslims really believe

>>131683907
>>131684302

Bacon is the best.

>>131683907
Fuck that, halal meat is dry, tasteless, and overall disgusting. I'll keep my meat with the moo in it, thanks.

In Hungarian, the word "halal" is close to the word "halál", which means death. Fuck halal food.

>>131683907
Halal meat is contaminated with different bacteria because it's being produced in small, seldomly licensed shacks by people whose ethics are as questionable as their hygene standards.
DO NOT BUY THIS SHIT, ITS A HEALTH HAZARD

>>131683907
Cutting a animals throat till it bleeds dry is humane, that means i can do it to you OP

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Eating any meat is inhumane and destructive to the environment.
>soy and tofu fags pls go

>>131684700
Hey, fellow U.N. flag! Wazzup! I'm not insulting anybody, but you are wrong.

>>131683907
OP is right. Halal bacon is incredible and the halal baby back ribs are extra juicy.

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Sure achmed.

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>>131685352

>humane
Bloodletting has merit but there are better ways than letting an animal bleed to death

I seriously fucking doubt people will defend it after watching videos of it

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>>131683907
Fuck off. Not on this board you don't.

>>131685742
Eat kosher, this is how God wanted us to eat

>>131684581
>>131684719
>>131685053


I see you've never killed an animal, never mind know anything about biology. Slitting their throat properly is humane, and it's how people slaughtered animals for thousands of years since the invention of the bolt. The instant catastrophic loss of blood pressure to the brain renders animal unconscious in under 3 seconds. Bolts are not always instant kills, and sometimes also has "messy" kills.. Both methods are fine, one is just cheaper.

I'm not Muslim or Jewish, I just don't like ignorance.

>>131685053
This is how muslims think

About everything

Which is why they are a shit tier religion
They make Hindus look reasonable

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>>131684443
my sides

>>131686026
>T. Mohammed

>>131686379

> T. City puff

>>131685272
whoa... that is a very humbling infographic. thank you so much for posting that. I think ill try becoming a vegetarian

>>131685976
kosher meat is 100% halal you retard.
the only reason muslims buy meat comfortably from any shop or restaurant is because they know it's kosher.
quran 5:5
"This day [all] good foods have been made lawful, and the food of those who were given the Scripture (jews and christians) is lawful for you and your food is lawful for them"

>>131686026
thank you so much for speaking up. we have to fight ignorance with FACTS! bless you

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>>131683907

>be me
>be at food tradeshow scouting new stuff for my store
>find something interesting
>happens to be English company here exhibiting
>ask questions, figure that I may want to bring their line in
>"Oh, anon, and even better, you'll be able to service the halal market as well with our goods, we have millions of halal shoppers in England who love our products and wouldn't otherwise buy them if they weren't! You'll tap into a new market, as I'm sure there's a big need for halal foods in your store!"
>Immediately reply with generic "Thanks for your time", leave literature on products lying on table, turn on my heels and leave

I'd sooner NOT make a sale than stock anything from some faggot bong company that thinks it's important to cater to fucking muslim goatfuckers.

>>131686720
No it isn't, Muslims can eat crabs for example we can't. That's because Muslims disobey God, they follow Satan

>>131686900
Please ignore the flag, I was shitposting in an another thread pretending to be Australian. I'm not a fag God said put fags to death

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>>131686379
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>>131684581
Pic related.

>>131683907
Don't you have to slit the throat of the animal and let it bleed out slowly to be halal? I could be wrong, I don't educate myself on barbaric death cults.

pro-tip 1: halal meat == kosher meat
pro-tip 2: if you're eating meat in a restaurant, 90% chance it's halal /kosher

t. restaurant owner

>>131687294
Halal isn't kosher

>>131683907

I have to admit Halal meat is great. I had some the other day and the flavor literally exploded in my mouth.

>>131683907
can you read? "This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics."

>>131687359

It's much more tender than other meat as sandniggers have been ass pounding the living shit out of those goats before they go to slaughter. Take some rump meat next time, it's like kobe beef, seriously, but please also learn to love that added flavor of arab semen that lingers on the palate.

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>>131687345
See
>>131687116

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>>131683907
>Why Halal-Grade Meat Is More Humane And Better Tasting
Moon-god-grade meat is neither humane nor halal

>>131683907
>taking time to carefully cut and prepare meat makes the meat better

who knew?

>>131683907
Additionally to the guaranteed contamination, halal meat must be approved by an imam. This is about the clerical monopoly on the meat market and about further power grabbing by the islamic cancer.
DO NOT BUY IN HALAL SHOPS
DO NOT EAT HALAL MEAT

>>131686379
it's true, in fact why don't you try it, slit your throat and see how long it takes before you lose consciousness

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>>131683907

POS Muslims copy Jew's method of kosher
Handle it like retarded school children
Jews use razor sharp knives so animals feel no pain
mudshits use rusty homemade scissor blades
Call it a new name and think they are special

muslims...copy everyone else but think they are snowflakes

>>131683907
>the only way to stop being ignorant is
Calling someone ignorant is a good way to get someone to not listen to you.

>>131687653
The camel is forbidden by God, of course it's inhumane only animals eat camel.

Leviticus 11:4
Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

>>131687598
>in order to try and incorporate this disgusting barbaric inhumane slaughter of animals, we will say you have to stun the animal before brutally killing it slowly
>but we won't really enforce it, not all halal meat animals are stunned but whatever haha
Fuck off Abdul. Your prophet was a warlording pedophile faggot and your cult is shit.

How do they know it's better if they can't eat non-halal

Checkmate, gnostics

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>>131687359
>exploded in my mouth

>>131687862
They barely copy it. They eat bugs and lizards but ignore that commandment from God

>>131684443
Lol top kek

>>131687362
bless you brother. please be free of hatred

are we about to see trendy vegan shitlibs support the most depraved animal abuse?

>>131687877
you are showing your ignorance by that comment

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>>131687116
Disgusting, what's your point? The blood is drained from the flesh, making the meat dry and tasteless. I wish the USSR had destroyed Afghanistan so I wouldn't have to deal with this shit.

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>>131687923
It's not forbidden for mahomethans for sure

>>131688460
It's forbidden for man to consume blood

>>131688515
Because they reject God and embraced Satan they are disgusting pigs they rape and murder
Their women are harlots, I think our police need to enter every mosque and whip and beat every Muslim there

>>131686026
Few decades back it was normal here to kill pig by cutting its artery and leting it exsanguinate without stunning the animal. Only some butchers smash the pigs head with an axe, but it was waste of brain. Now it is usual to use bolt gun.
Goats we kill by slitting throat. If you have a sharp knife, they die fast.

>>131687923
Yeah but cannibalism is a-ok if it's your own children. Semitic religion is disgusting.

Leviticus 26:29
Deuteronomy 28:53
2 Kings 6:29

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>>131688539

>this triggers the mudslimes

>>131688539
Try blood sausage, they are delicious.

>>131688539
then what the fuck do you think is in meat, dumbass? meat juice? humans have consumed blood for tens of thousands of years, even as soup, we wouldn't be alive now if it wasn't for that.

>>131683907
you're kidding aren't you cunt?
I worked in a slaughterhouse for a time, only difference is an imam slits the throat of the beast and says some bullshit

>>131683907
>humane

Lol, the animal's throat is cut to bleed while the muslim pray for islam. Good to see the old ritual of satanic sacrifice in modern time.

>>131688912
Wrong

Leviticus 26:27
And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

This is our punishment, same with the scripture you gave from deuteronomy, the story from Kings isn't a commandment.
Human meat is clearly forbidden, we don't have hooves or chew the cud

>>131689202
God forbid us from eating blood, we have to drain the blood from the meat before we can eat it, read the bible
>>131689060
Is blood forbidden in Islam? Halal is basically easy mode kosher

>>131689370
oh ok, so i just sin a bit and i can eat some tasty, tasty children? what a loophole. it's not like you can find anything in the bible forbidding it, kind of like how bestiality isn't mentioned in the quran. you forgot the chapter in kings btw, (((god))) was clearly ok with that.

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>>131686026
Mate I'm a farmer and I can tell you right now that's absolute crap.

I've seen halal abbotoirs and none of them stun the animal. It takes nearly 45 minutes of the damn thing writhing in pain before dying.

Now a bolt on the other hand goes strait into the brain and completely extinguishes life in less than 2 seconds. Sometimes it's messy but it's always near instant and this is preferable for a couple reasons.

1 it's humane and shit.
2 it's muscles haven't tensed up from dying over the course of over a half hour
3 fuck mudslimes

So don't lie through your teeth and say it s humane and better. It's literally worse in every way for bothering the animal and the people eating it

>>131689474
God doesn't forbid it. Some tribal leader forbid it thousands of years ago and morons still follow that rule.

>>131683907

Just think about how your sandwich was gang raped before you ate it.

>>131689573
I mentioned kings in my post, did you read? No it's not okay, God forbid human meat
It's in Leviticus

Leviticus 11:3
Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.
Humans don't have this characteristic

>>131683907
Jew tolds you this and you believed? HA!

REMINDER: HALAL meat can only be slaughtered and handled by muslims.

By supporting halal and buying the meat and products you are essentially paying an Islamic tax and preventing a non muslim from working in the animal slaughter industry.

>>131690034
A man wrote leviticus. It's pointless.

>>131689650
Yes animal blood is forbidden to consume, even our wives blood makes us unclean.

>>131689474
draining blood doesn't completely remove it from the flesh, you're still eating the blood engorged in the meat.

>>131689639
>45minutes
>being this retarded
You are a sorry excuses of a farmer and probably never killed an animal in your life . In rural poland we keep slitting the throats of our animals and they stop moving entirely in about 20 seconds (including the reflexes post-death)

You homosexuals that cry animal torture are like vegans making shit up to fit your agenda.

t. Killed 14 Pigs in my life

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>>131683907
fuck off shitskin. you'll be stained glass before 2021.

>>131690333
lel what country

>>131690163
You have to salt it too, Muslims don't do this
Halal meat is not kosher it's forbidden

>>131690123
no point, he's brainwashed. only cure for that is state atheism.

The only thing Halal is the blood of muslims.

>>131690533
Moses wrote Leviticus, he spoke directly with God though

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>>131690291
Didn't say I did it. Non Muslims can't butcher halal meat you fuck. I went and saw a halal butcher at work. Can you even read?


Holy shit sir 14 pigs. Wow that's like a whole two 7's which is probably the same as how old you are.
Christ above I bet you keep count for the day that you can bring it up as a point of experience.

Slitting the throat correctly is almost humane. However 1/20 people can do it correctly even 2% of the time. Take the human error out of it and just bolt it. Which will be fucking instant you retard. Instant death is optimal compared to anything else.

Tl:Dr your a retard

>>131690450
i dont think you understand. blood is what makes meat "wet", and even dry beef jerky has blood in it. all meat has hemoglobin in it, it cant be removed, and hemoglobin is what makes up blood. if there is a method of removing hemoglobin from meat, it would cease to be meat at that point. basic biochemistry.

>>131690686
moses was a con artist no different than L Ron Hubbard. nobody talks to god.

>>131690927
You're just a brainwashed sheep falling for (((science)))

>>131686026
>instant
They hooked up calves and while they do lose consciousness thanks to blood pressure loss, it takes anywhere from 10-30 seconds on average for that to happen. Meanwhile the brain is still receiving OWE FUCK signals for up to 5 minutes afterwards. Meanwhile animals that are stunned don't have any OWE FUCK signals going out at all. Nevermind that if you miss one artery it just increases the time it takes for them to lose consciousness.
Muhammeds will try to bullshit you and say that it stunning them makes them 'not bleed out right' but that's bullshit and they are just being cheapasses.

>>131691048
False

>>131683907
>Halal is humane!

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh fuck, thats a good one.

>>131691048
>t. aethist commie

>>131691143
(((god)))
(((jesus)))

>>131683907
>Cares about treatment of food before it's food

>>131683907
Sage
Slide thread
Don't believe the crypto-Jews trying to Islamify the West.

>>131685272
>lefty economic-flagellation

If the hard-left had their way, we'd all sit in grass huts eating tofu as poor subsistence farmers, somehow recycling our farts to avoid polluting the environment with methane and CO2.

I don't give a shit if beef means we consume twice as much water, or grow more food, or use more resources. This is a big rock we're sitting on, and mother earth doesn't give a shit how you use it. We should use everything around us to the maximum amount, only conserving where it benefits us. Conversation for conservation' sake is bullshit.

If humanity ever manages to leave this planet, I hope we leave the hippies behind, lest they bitch about us colonizing other rocks floating through space.

These people fundamentally loathe their own existence. There's nothing more pathetic or dangerous than a leftwing regressive.

>>131683907
Never buy kosher.
Don't give these niggers an entire industry.

>>131684443
why tf would u piss on badon

>>131685272
HAHAHA GET FUCKED ANIMALS AND MOTHER NATURE

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>>131691871
kek

>>131683907
Fuck man, no one gives a damn. Let people eat whatever the fuck they want, I'm muslim and I literally couldn't care less. Take your shit back to plebbit/kikebook.

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>>131693680
bless you brother. no need to use swear language though.

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>Halal meat is humane and clean

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm an ex Muslim and I can tell you this that halal meat is the most disgusting meat you'll buy. Walk in the butcher and the place smell like shit. Has piles of warm meat siting in the corner the animals are unhealthy looking. As well as the employees are unsanitary and the best part this was the most recommended place to go to by the Muslim community. One time I bought sausage there and ended up getting salamilla for two weeks. The place was fucking worst than McDonald's and you also paid double than the price of premium meat you would get at publix's. When I left that shit religion and started buying regular meat that's when I really realized that halal equals bullshit. But Know what you are going say but that was just one place. Well I can tell you this you sandnigger lovers the other Halal stores that I've been to were even worst than that one,plus the meat there taste like shit, so why I ever want to buy poor quality meat for double the price where I can get cleaner meat from publix for a cheaper price.

>>131685272
>Giving a shit about crabs and shrimp and fish feelings
>Only eating 1/10th of a cow

PETA is fucking stupid.

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>>131684443
what u mean by this

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>>131683907
>Humane
>Meat

Pick one you brainless kike worshipping maggot.

>>131691705
Eating meat and eggs and dairy is wrong because it is using animals that are sentient and aren't interested in giving up their entire lives for our convenience.

I do NOT identify as left in any sense of the word. I identify as hard right libertarian / conspiritard.

If you think all vegans are on the left you're misunderstanding the concept behind veganism: we disagree with using animals for our convenience.

>>131695729
I agree with this post.

>>131683907

>adrenaline-drenched meat
>better tasting

Any man that's ever killed and eaten a deer or fuck any animal that survived the first shot will tell you this is bullshit. The combination of the dumped adrenaline and the lactic acid saturating the meat turns it stringy, tough and bitter.

>>131683907
It tastes fucking awful and gamey.

I was ta an event once that had catering, and we all sat down to eat, and I winced after eating some cold beef and said "this is disgusting, what the fuck is wrong wtih this beef?"

They said it was halal and then I realised the blood had been drained out of it.

Everyone was too nervous to say anything because islam, but I kept going on about how fucking pointless it was. Would you drain the blood out of a steak? that's what makes it taste so good.

Anyway, halal is a political tool used to secure jobs specifically for muslims, so boycott it.
It's used to see how far they can push and how far that gets them.

Tastes shit and is a politicised weapon.

>>131684443
*blows up your family*

>>131695729
They're not conscious, dude. You're an enemy to the right; you don't have the grits to do what needs to be done.

You're weak.

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>>131695175
fucking savage animals dude. i fucking hate anyone who can kill an animal like that. much less a savage shit skin who does it for a living. fucking burn the heretic savage scum. less than human.

>>131696424
You've bought Jewish memes that are leading our civilization to destruction, yet you have the gall to call others weak?

>>131686675
I hope you're being sarcastic because it's mostly bullshit.

>>131687359
I see what you did there...

>>131695729
whoa... that is pretty profound. thank you for sharing your thoughts. may you be blessed. I have a lot to thini about now . really got me thiunking... thanks you

>>131690291
The humane way is to shock them and cut their throats while they're unconscious. This is how it's done and Canada and Is mandated by the inspector. Except in case of ritual slaughter, they can do whatever which is why halal is a savage way. The animal feels the pain for up to a good minute. And often they are cut incorrectly causing more pain and not dying.

>>131683907
Yeah I'm not paying for some smelly Imam to chant sandnigger words every time I want to eat some lamb

>>131700533
your racism only hurts your heart. please learn to love. bless you.

thank you for participating in this thread everyone. rember to keep learning and love one anopther

>>131702595
Kill fags

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>>131684443
>>131695566


>I'm a faithful christian that holds God above everything
>I'm going to relieve my urine and excrement on another religion's holy book and take a picture of it that'll show'em!

>>131695175
>salamilla
Is that some arab shit?

>>131696056
There's no blood in non-halal meat either, you dumb fuck.

>>131705608
Yes there is abdullah, they don't salt it

>>131705903
What?

>>131706271
They don't salt the meat

>>131683907
Meanwhile slaughter without anaesthetic just got banned in Flanders and the mudslimes are chimping out about muh ritual slaughter.

>>131706520
What are you blabbering about, nigger?

>>131706730
You have to salt the meat to remove the blood retatded muhammedan

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>>131683907
Isn't Halal and Kosher meat prayed over?

>>131706992
No you don't, idiot. There's no blood in a steak.

>>131687116
>in sunni islam

why the fuck is sunni islam so much worse than shai muslims?

>>131683907

I just realized muzzied kill the goats in the same way gooks kill their animals and how (((they))) kill the kids

Suffering until the end is the main theme because it releases adrenochrome which supposedly makes the meat tastier.

>>131686026
Literally this

>>131683907
kys you islam normalizing cuck shill.

>>131684302

Muslims according to Islam can eat kosher foods because they worship the same God (according to Islam thou idk about Talmud)

>Jews and Muslims worshipping the same God
>Cause world suffering

Really jogs the noggin huh

>>131683907
Fuck you I bought it cause it's cheap and meats expensive as I lve in a remote area. I tried beef and chicken, the beef tasted like old cow and the chicken was stringy and weird. It's awful shit, plus they don't follow proper cleaning standards, it's fucking shit don't buy it.

>>131684302
Blinded by the flase and inferior religions.

Matthew 15:11 MEV
That which goes into the mouth does not defile a man, but that which comes out of the mouth, this defiles a man.