Feels good man

>>131667757
>Ashkenazi Jew 1.1%
>White

t. 23andme marketer

80% white (Czech/Scandinavian) 20% spic here ask me anything

>>131667867
Ashkenazi are white.

>>131668062
What kind of spic?

>>131667757
>Iberian
>White

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>>131667757
>1.1%
Might as well use a rope and save on that costly zyklon

>>131667757
98.9% goyim

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>>131667757

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>tfw not 100% European
h-hold me brehs

>>131668143
Almost all mexico

>>131668170
Kill (((yourself)))
>>131668357
Take the test again and 0.3 will come out as something different.

>>131667757
Feels good knowing the Jew owns your genes now.

>>131667757
>(((1.1%)))
Try again, faggot

>>131668510
>>131668496
Ashkenazi are just high tier white genes purified by Jews over centuries of selective breeding.

>>131667757
Does it feel nice being an idiot giving up your dna to private company to do whatever with?
Moron.

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>>131667757
try again Schlomo

>>131669008
Considering the report tells me what genetic markers I have and how they may negatively or positively affect my life and that of my children, I have accrued benefits that far outweigh any potential unlikely risks.

>>131668457
>Take the test again and 0.3 will come out as something different.
What's the deal then?
The 0.1% EE part is plausible but the oceanian meme is pure garbage. My mom belongs to a weird haplo which branched from the Middle East into Europe and Oceania for the other part. Apparently they just put the 0.1% Oceanian just to be sure even though it makes no fucking sense for me

>>131669129
Ok, Slav-san.

>>131667757
balkan, iberian, sardinian, ashkenazi.

ok jew boi

>not white

>>131669855
Post yours m8. Oh right you're probably either a poorfag or scared of finding out Tyrone cucked your granddaddy.

>>131667757
yes you are white now NOSEMAN

>>131670706
Ashkenazi are white.

>>131670280
i actually have no idea where to do it or where its from.

>link

>>131670280
>Giving your DNA to (((them))) and paying (((them))) for the """privilege"""

>link

>>131667757
>3% Balkanigger
>white
heh

>>131671363
23andme.com

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>>131671066
>Ashkenazi are white.

>>131668068
Dirty kike

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>>131671571
Yeah look at this filthy non white balkan.

>>131667757
>being this unaccomplished in life that you need to take pride in factors out of your control
Made me kek loudly.

>>131671902
>>131671711
Ashkenazi are a breed of Jews created by Jews breeding over centuries with the brightest and best of whites. It's basically distilled white. Notice I have zero middle eastern shit contaminating my blood.

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>>131671571
>mfw 6.5% balkannigger yet still white as fuck
feels good man

>>131672111
Well I also have a PhD in engineering and two young children so I think I'm doing ok.

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>>131667757
> my whiteness has helped me in life literally nowhere in education and career-wise.
> Im thankful that i have an easier time making white friends who have good music taste tho.
> And scoring with white chicks is easier thanks to whiteness.

Theres many whites im ashamed of though and i dont want to be on their team. Like white convicts / gang members and general rapscallions. Fuck those guys they should be moved to compton with their fellow animals.

>>131671571
>>131669855
Kill (((yourself))) too kike trash

Feels good to be scanned to the cellular level and have your ancestral history combed over by data miners. Jew

>>131674093
What do you realistically fear they will do? Clone me? Sell my data? This isn't a small company. If they do illegal shit they will be sued into nonexistence.

Meanwhile, I am given useful genetic data. A huge benefit with very little risk.

>>131672261
I dont think so

>>131675158
> This isn't a small company
> If they do illegal shit they will be sued into nonexistence.

ITT, we learn some faggots live in a fantasy world

>>131675158
>If they do illegal shit they will be sued into nonexistence.
It's not illegal when you agree to their terms of service stating they can sell your DNA (yes really). Why do you think it's only $100?

>>131669312
B-but us Slavs are white

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>>131667757
I'm probably the Whitest on /pol/.

>>131678024
>Southern European
>Finnish
>white

You're like 1/3 Asian

>>131672147
The middle-eastern is hidden in the Ashkenazi component. At 1%, you barely have any Jewish blood, but down the line there's a bedouin in your lineage.

>>131669855
>sardinian
Master race!