Name things your country has invented

The only thing worthwhile to come out of the UK was the Mayflower.

>>131655589
Stop appropriating my language.

>>131655350
One-wheel motorcycle
Printing Press
Radio-controlled watch
the Farenheit scale (eat shit, anglo)
Car
Accordion
White genocide
Everything Disney does
the Hot dog
Erbfeindschaft

>>131655350
We invented the 3/5 comprise which is a genius idea for all liberal democracies

>>131655893
You appropriated our invention of the concentration camp.

>>131656001
How does it feel knowing that Game of Thrones is American?

>>131656001
then why do the jews run your country now instead of your heaters?

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>>131655350
We invented and produce nothing but we're rich because Americans and the EU give us money. Shitskins have the right idea desu, leaching off the white man is way more profitable and takes less effort than producing stuff yourself

>>131655350
Legos and the Danelaw.

>>131655350
Planes
The Internet
Ferris wheels

Step up senpai

>>131656218
Makes me glad Americans yearn for the Anglo heritage which they don't even have.
>>131656291
I can deny the hollocaust here

>>131655350
Protip: countries don't invent anything, people invent things. People who have nothing in common with posters on anonymous chinese political satire board

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>>131656640
>The Internet

>>131656799
World Wide Web isn't the same thing as the Internet, people were still shitposting on BBS before 1991

>>131655350
The steam locomotive

Choo choo

The pencil

>>131656756
>its almost like insulting people on /pol/ has no impact on their country politics

Tanks

Brazil

>>131655685
Kek shut him down fast

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>>131656721

>regular tie
>pen
>speedometer
>torpedo
>alternating current, remote control, electro motor and other Tesla inventions
>parachute

Apple Pie

>>131656640
> inventing the internet
Proof Americans are script kiddies.

>>131657213
what I wanted to say is that some people are proud of their "country's inventions" even tho then had 0 control of it and they contributed NOTHING so I don't see what exactly are they proud of.

>>131657511
Having similar genetics to great inventors.

My country invented
Cuck porn
McDonald's
The ability to airport about Europe's 4% non white population while living in a 54% white country

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>>131656640

>Mfw the 'murica invented the internet

>>131655350
5 dimensional Disks for long life data storage.

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Everything of note has come out of Britain or, at the very least, anglo countries.

Anglos are LITERALLY the master race and without us the rest of you subhumans would still be banging stones together to light fires.

>>131655350
ISIS

>>131657511

It's only the same as being proud of you contrys football/sports team lad, the difference is modern football/sports teams are full of wogs, a countrys inventors are native

God Save The Queen

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>>131655350
NUKES!!!!!!
>NUKES!!!!!
NUKES!!!!!!
>NUKES!!!!!
NUKES!!!!!!
>NUKES!!!!!
NUKES!!!!!!
>NUKES!!!!!
NUKES!!!!!!
>NUKES!!!!!
NUKES!!!!!!
>NUKES!!!!!
NUKES!!!!!!
>NUKES!!!!!
NUKES!!!!!!
>NUKES!!!!!

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the mobile muslim meatgrinder

>>131658053
That was a combined effort between both America and UK, and you know it.

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Chemistry
Advanced Mathematics
Qanat (basically underground water canals)
Human Rights
Satrapies (predecessor of feudalism, basically taxes)
Yakhchal (400 BC refridgerators)
Maragheh observatory (first ever sextant in the history of mankind)
Yoghurt
Montheism
Good vs Evil philosophies
Welfare
Hospitals
Dabestan (schools for uneducated adults, basically college.)
Royal Road
Poker (gambling)
Tar (first guitar)
Chess
Bazaar (first free market)
Kebab (lol)
Shia Islam

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>>131655350
You also invented faggots according to google

>>131657682
>>131658003
so being born lucky is something to be proud of? only if you didn't accomplish anything noteworthy in your life, that would be the case for most of posters here I guess.
>>131657892
>without us the rest of you subhumans would still be banging stones
>withous us
without you we wouldn't lel

>>131658223
Don't forget goat-fucking.

>>131655350
>Zyklon B
>E=MC2
>Schadenfreude
>The rocket the sent the Burgers to the moon
>V1
>V2
>Communism
>Fahrenheit Scale (Which we don´t even use)
>Blitzkrieg
>Automobil
>Vichy-France
>Categorical Imperative
>God´s Death
>Gutenberg Bible
>Schwerer Gustav
>Dicke Bertha
>Machine Gun
>Austria
>Printing Press
>Amish People
>Lutherism
>Ketwurst
>Oktoberfest
>Lederhosn

>>131658124
BBRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!

>>131658223
>Shia Islam
What a great invention
Are you proud of it?

>>131658420
And of course:
The fucking english language

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>>131658353
Nope, Greeks invented that.
pic related

>>131658530
Made us more distant from arabs, so yes.

>>131658238
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)

>>131658541
English is only 1/3 Anglo Saxon.

>>131658679
And 50% French

>>131658254
>so being born lucky is something to be proud of?

Yes, there's nothing wrong in being proud of your countrys contribution to the world, absolutely none.

Besides, it's pretty much just a nationalist game of Top-Trumps, some nations just have a better deck than others

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>>131656721
>Makes me glad Americans yearn for the Anglo heritage which they don't even have.

>>131655350
can you explain the invention of time?
are you literally talking about clocks or the concept?

Most people know Nokia from its mobile phones, but what really was the crown jewel of Finnish phone technology was the Nokia DX 200 call center. Developed in the 70s and first deployed in the early 80s it was the first call center operating digitally, and it remains the most lucrative product Nokia ever developed. The world's first GSM call was made with Nokia hardware based on the DX 200 system and core components of the DX 200 remain widely used today.

Finland also makes world-renowned ship engines and power sources, made by Wärtsilä. These ship engines have been used on ships requiring high performance, including on the aircraft carrier HMS Queen Elizabeth and various cruise ships. From wikipedia:
>At the end of 2016, Wärtsilä’s market share in marine medium-speed main engines was 51% and in auxiliary engines 18%.

The Finnish company Kone is an engineering and manufacturing company that exports elevators and escalators. It is currently the world's 4th largest elevator manufacturer and exports their products all over the world. Kone is renowned for the high reliability of their products and is considered one of the most innovative and one of the most green companies in the world.

Tl;Dr: Finland excels at engineering.

>>131658747
To be honest about half of my friends do have Norman ancestry while I'm from one of the oldest Anglo families in the UK.

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>>131658586

>>131658747
>froglets this desperate to appropriate british history

Gravity.

Pretty much just McDonald's and nukes and the internet.

>>131655350
lobotomies

>>131658420

>(((E=MC2)))

>>131659251
oh and pioneered race based chattel slavery

>>131658747
>>131659138
Oh wait of course, the Normans weren't french at all, they were originally Vikings.

Freedom

>>131658910
We invented the universe and the big bang, your whole concept of reality was invented in some British guys shed while he drank a cup of tea.

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>>131659138
What language is this?

>>131656218
>raping Stannis
I hate you so god damn much

>>131658898
okay, so should I be proud of any Czechoslovak inventions, maybe even Austro-hungarian (so Austrian invention count too?)? What about medival domains in this area? What are the rules? It's just silly

>>131656506
Awooo

>>131658910
>are you literally talking about clocks or the concept?
Anon could be referring to the maritime clock (John Harrison marine chronometer), Accurate navel navigation was finally possible, without it ships had know idea what longitude they where at.

>>131655350
>the cheese slicer (how can you live without one?
>object oriented programming (simula) - literally all SW are made with object oriented programming
>first gas turbine that produced more power than used (precursor to the jet engine)
>aerosol spray can
>synthetic fertilizers (very important invention!)
>free fall lifeboats
>the keel (on boats)
>Denmark
>England

>>131659431
Welche Sprache ist das?

Quelle langue est-ce?

What language is this?

>>131659431
Looks like an obsolete, primitive form of English to me.

Linux kernel, SMS

>>131659431
Implying our monarchy represents our general ethnicity.
All royalty across Europe fraternised with each other.

Cricket

Protestantism
Cuckoldry
Degeneracy
Communism

>gothic art, impressionism, Rococo
>oxygen, hydrogen, radium, francium
>radioactivity
>pictures, camera, films
>Cartesian system
>Laplace's theorems
>Pascaline (calculator and ancestor of computer)
>relativity theories developed before Einstein (with Henri Poincaré)
>arteries ligatures
>blood transfusion
>aspirin, antibiotics
>pasteurization
>HIV
>telesurgery
>hand and face transplants
>taxi, steamboat, automobile, hot air balloon, parachute, airplane, submarine, helicopter, Concorde (supersonic passenger jet)
>V8, internal combustion engine
>guillotine, bayonet, sonar, tanks (with brits)
>modern military uniforms, corps, air force
>Braille language, Egyptian hieroglyphs decoding
>Minitel
>bin
>bikini
>mayonnaise

>>131659683
>obsolète
>primitive
>forme
>moi

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>>131658420
Scheiße Liebhaber

>>131656506
Only non whites can leach off the white man it's about time you learned your place you dumb mic

>>131659418
>invented the universe and the big bang
The big-bang was viewed as an unworkable theory full of holes until an American Alan Guth (M.I.T.) came up with cosmic inflation to salvage it.

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>>131657737
>Cuck porn
>McDonald's
Okay the US wins

>>131659888
Exactly. There is no reason to speak obsolete French anymore when you can speak the superior, refined English.

>>131659739

This. The french kings were in the first place Franks, so ethnic Germans, and the Hapsburg were ethnic Celts.

>>131660166
>admit 50% of English comes from French
>accept my point ultimately
>still shit on me
That's the famous british humour

>>131655350
Pisco

>inb4 Perufags "Muh bevrage"

>>131659975
We invented the brain and thought so without those he couldn't get his neurons firing to figure it all out.

We're basically the closet thing to god.

>>131656640
>planes

Inb4 assblasted brazillians.

>>131656506
i don't understand. does ireland actually receive american and eu money or is this pol trolling?

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>>131659873
>airplane
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>131660530
wew lad

>>131659431

Dieu Et Mon Droit was said and incuded into the royal motto because it was Henry V right to be King of France when France was beaten after Agincourt and the English marched to Paris, Henry was the heir-apparent to the French throne and then he died

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>>131655589
>>131655969
>>131657318
>>131657902
>>131658053
>>131659243
>>131659418
Since it was a Canadian who discovered theraputic insulin, and because it's theraputic insulin tha keeps the morbidly obese American nation alive, all "American" inventions are hereby claimed by the True North.

>>131660528
>We invented the brain and thought
Fug, that explains why I like Fawlty Towers
I Know Nothing! - Fawlty Towers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6EaoPMANQM

>>131659888
Except 'obsolete', they are pretty much the same in Germanic languages...

>>131659593

Stop taking a bit of fun so seriously lad

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>>131655589
Nice

>>131660765
All the obese people would have died if not for you?
>the eternal leaf

>>131660816
but... probably from latin though...

>>131655350
Cure for cancer

>>131660841
I wish it was fun, some people here (and IRL) take it dead seriously. I just wanted to point out how ridiculous this whole pride thing is.

>>131660976
>Cure for cancer
Lies, there are still jews everywhere

>>131660976
You should have said Hitler.

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>>131660816
>>131660860
Etymology is complicated

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>>131660413
>tfw you've been found out

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>>131658639
>Made us more distant from arabs, so yes.
You literally wound yourself and cry every year for an arab guy and his children that lived 1400 years ago

>>131661036
Only the French

>>131659593

It's about national pride.

>>131655350
saxons
anglo saxons
anglos
...
...
basically everything

Dynamite, refrigerator, wrenchtools and pacemakers. Nothing cool really.

>>131661036
>I just wanted to point out how ridiculous this whole pride thing is.

I just treat it as a bit of fun 2bh lad, sometimes you can learn a bit of history and other coutries history out of it; i.e certain that your country invented something, get proven wrong, your pride is hurt, you'll never forget it

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>>131655350
freedom

United States DOD created computers. Also nukes, planes, the internet, and the klan.

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>>131655350
Jerseys.
>that's fucking it

>>131655350
The light bulb!

>>131661345
you forgot 'nation suiciders'

Anyway...z... Sweden has invented a lot.... A LOT... for it's size.

we invented america tbqhwyf

>>131661345
>refrigerator
Nice try Sven, William Cullen demonstrated one in Scotland in 1748, in 1804 Oliver Evans (American) made the first practical one.

>>131661293
answer this then
>>131659593
also when exactly did europeans overseas become americans? Maybe I can be proud of some "american" inventions too :^)

>>131655350

America invented the moon. Good luck surviving without tides.

>>131657364
Croatia maybe had a small part in later designs of some of these items but besides that no one would call any of these inventions Croatian.

>>131661998
Everyone knows the tides are created by Americans going to the beach...

>>131661776
The first modern, working, non dangerous then. Electrolux

>>131655589
This.
GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>131655350
JPEG compression
saxophone
bakelite
asphalt
contraceptive pill
introducing foreign DNA in plants
Mercator projection
co-invented the WWW
chicory
internal combustion engine
roller skates

>you're welcome

>>131662173

kek'd

>>131662173

>Literally who country?

kek. Enjoy second place, rest of world. We'll colonize the stars while you're busy arresting people for hate speech and being subverted by the eternal Jew.

>>131662360
>contraceptive pill

Thanks for destroying the western world

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>>131660621

>>131661425
>131656640
This.
We also invented
>Second Amendment
>Mcdonalds
>In & Out (Flagship of Democracy)
>Nukes (Other Flagship of Democracy)
>Hollywood

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>>131662360

>things your country has invented
>belgium
>country

>>131662464
>while you're busy arresting people for hate speech and being subverted by the eternal Jew

You are the ones who invented 'hate speech' Johnny.

>the US is not subverted
kek

>>131662493
>The first birth control pill in 1957 was far too heavy in terms of dosage, to the point that women were complaining about serious side effects. Mr Peeters, a gynaecologist, therefore worked tirelessly towards an improved version of the pill with correct hormone doses.

>Dr Peeters never patented his discovery, which would surely have made him millions. As a strict Catholic, he could never quite come to terms with how his invention clashed with the views of the church. Instead, his pill was bought by German pharmaceutical company Schering in 1961 and sold on the market under the brand name Anovlar.

As you see it was never the intention, (((they))) did it.

I'm not allowed to tell you.

>>131662506

>tfw just remembered that absolute madman who jumped off the Eiffel Tower testing his homemade parachute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBN3xfGrx_U

God speed you crazy bastard

>>131662360
>JPEG compression
Yeah nah, like your country, the Joint Photographic Experts Group was an international consortium that tried to lay down the rules for everyone.

>>131655350
>Name things your country has invented
4chan

>>131655350
>Britain invented computers
>America invented 4chan
>Australia and Canada gave us unrestrained shitposting
>???
Anglosphere rules the world

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>>131662647
never gets old, doesn't it?

>planes
>the first plane ever
>the first plane that could actually fly
>aeroplanes
>Samba
>Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu
>Ethanol fuel
>Favelas

What's funny is that a huge number of inventions claimed by one country.... is also claimed by another.

Most (but not all) would have been made anyway in another western country, just a tad bit later. The time was just right.

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>>131658053
Wouldn't have happened without Hungarian born Jewish scientists.
>>131658188
british effort in nuke program hahahah

>>131655350
I mean.
I could start listing French inventions but that would never stop.
Hey, a few I like.

- Gothic Art.
- Cartesian Coordonate System.
- The Metric system, you utter barbarians.
- Aspirin. Yes. That's great.
- Codein
- The insulin pump, Yes, we saved a lot of fat people in the fat anglosphere.


And for my Ancap Friends.
HELICOPTERS.

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>>131663169

nope

didn't even read the thread

saw your post while scrolling and had to do it

>>131663621
See
>>131662506
You goddamn retard.

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How can Americans even compete?

Jk, we're brothers with a rivalry <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsDU6AzTBW0

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>>131664544
Yeah, this could totally fly.

>>131658188
And Canada you dumb ass.

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Color TV
The pill
Tacos
Translúcid concrete
Art of Beheadings
The Jetpack
Anti graffiti paint
Book on demand technology
Cajeta

>>131663770
I think it's safe to claim it as "the white mans inventions". Most inventions seems to be german, anglo and nordic, or descendants of those in America.

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>>131663139
Why don't we just take over the world already?

>>131664893
>Color TV
I call bullshit.

>>131655350
>Computer
German sorry
Also we invented World Wars and Cars

>>131655350
Narcoterrorists.

>>131664686
It looks like a bat.

>>131664963
This.

What is actually stopping us? I want Anglo Germany.

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>>131665025
lmgtfy

Battens in sails and cloth,Blast furnace,Cast iron
Tofu, Ramen sushi,Qipao, Hanfu,Chopsticks
Crank,drugs,Repeating crossbow
Escapement mechanism for clocks
Exploding cannonball
Fire Arrow
Gunpowder
Firearm
Horse collar
Hull compartments/bulkheads
Indian ink
Kite
Land mines
Lottery
Menus for Song-era restaurants
Naval mines
Noodles
Paper
Pendulum (Zhang Heng)
Printing (woodblock printing and movable type)
Rockets: Fire Arrow, Multistage rocket
Rudder
Sailing carriage
Seismometer (of Zhang Heng)
Silk
South Pointing Chariot (differential gear, of Ma Jun)
Sluice gates
Toilet paper
Traditional Chinese medicine
Trebuchet (traction)
Trip hammer
Winnowing machine
Abacus
Armillary sphere
Bellows
Belt drive
Bituminous coke for the iron and steel industry
Compass
Camera obscura
Cardan Suspension
The cannon
Chain drive
Chain pumps
Chinese calendar
Crossbow
Drydock
The Flamethrower
Flash lock Early explosive grenades Odometer
Paddle wheel, Paper money
Parachutes
Pontoon bridge
Porcelain Postal system Pound lock
Saw Scissors Steel Suspension bridge
Star catalogue
Tea Umbrella Vaccination Water clock Waterwheel Wheelbarrow Windmill

>>131665114
Nothing really. Because of Britain and America, we have military bases on every continent.

I say we get the Chinks first

>>131655350
NZ - the plotless CGI based film.
NZ - jet boat.
NZ - bungee jumping.
NZ - hair pins.
NZ - eggbeater.
NZ - referee whistle.
NZ - zorb.
NZ - instant coffee
NZ - ugg boots
NZ - thermite
NZ - tranquilliser gun
NZ - Britten motorcycle (basis for modern racing bikes)

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>>131655350
hawaiian pizza and hawaiian sandwiches

>>131665535
Hawaiian pizza is an affront to god

>>131665049
>invented World Wars

No sorry Hans, that was not your doing.

>>131665049
We didn't invent computers or cars, did we?

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>the constitution
>second amendment
>ancap memes
>mass producable cars
>airplanes
>credit/debit cards
>coca cola
>revolvers
>traffic lights
>Disney (before it turned to shit)
>cell phone

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>>131665605
>affront to god
just like your ugly mug, you loser

>>131665393

invent something that keeps china under one rules for more than 200 years mr. chang

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>>131655350
why does this board keep getting bombarded with /int/-tier threads these days

>>131655350
America invented tea bags & tea bagging.
BRITBONGS BTFO!

>>131655350
the oldest computer was discovered to be of greek origin stupid

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>>131665759
My mug is not ugly

>>131655350
planes
nukes
>Memes

>>131661477
no faggot you copied it after you realised our h4x0rs cracked enigma
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossus_computer

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>>131665739

>>131655350
Israel and Saudi Arabia sorry

>>131655350
Electro-magnetism

Good luck running anything without electricity

>>131666112
Saudi Arabia created itself I believe. You created America though

>>131661095
>>131661158
Rigvir look it up faggots

>>131655350
Hating the brits

>Moon lander
>Nukes
>Internet
>freedom
History began on July 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.

>>131666115
>Electro-magnetism
Discovering the properties of nature isn't exactly invention. Besides everyone knows Ben Franklin invented electricity when he made the first lightening powered kite

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>>131665964
actually, you're right. i spoke too soon - your mug is actually a nice color and i like the shape of the handle too

>>131663110
>Invented by female Ingrid Daubechies, this mathematician was actually famed for figuring out the crazy mathematical formulas, called "Daubechies Wavelets", involved in creating the JPEG2000 conversion for image compression. On the same note, without Daubechies Wavelets, there would be no digital cinemas or speedy FBI fingerprint scans.

>>131666398
Here is your (you) my insecure fat friend.

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>>131657892
>anglo
Britain only beats Germany and France because of Celts you ungrateful little pillock.

>mine detector
>oil lamp
>walkie-talkie
>heliocentric theory
>polonium, radon, francium
>windshield wipers
>bulletproof vest
>blue laser
>colour photograph
>ability to survive several hundred years of fucking wars and genocides
>Mars rover
>anti-radiation suit

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>>131666458

>>131666398(you)

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>>131666321
>Rigvir look it up faggots
Sounds like Krippin Virus, congrats we are all going to die.

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Reflecting telescope: Isaac Newton, 1668
Seed drill: Jethro Tull, 1701
Marine chronometer: John Harrison, 1761
Spinning frame: Richard Arkwright, 1768
Toothbrush: William Addis, c. 1770
Soda water: Joseph Priestley, 1772
Hydraulic press: Joseph Bramah, 1795
Steam engine: Richard Trevithick, 1801
Glider: George Cayley, 1804
Tension-spoked wheel: George Cayley, 1808
Tin can: Peter Durand, 1810
Modern fire extinguisher: George William
Manby, 1818
Electric motor: Michael Faraday, 1821
Waterproof material: Charles Macintosh, 1823
Cement: Joseph Aspdin, 1824
Passenger railway: George Stephenson, 1825
Lawnmower: Edwin Beard Budding, 1827
Photography: William Henry Fox Talbot, 1835
Electric telegraph: Charles Wheatstone &
William Cooke, 1837
Chocolate bar: JS Fry & Sons, 1847
Hypodermic syringe: Alexander Wood, 1853
Synthetic dye: William Perkin, 1856
Bessemer process: Henry Bessemer, 1856
Linoleum: Frederick Walton, 1860
Sewage system: Joseph Bazalgette, 1865
Modern Torpedo: Robert Whitehead, 1866
Telephone: Alexander Graham Bell, 1876
Light Bulb: Joseph Swan, 1880
Steam turbine: Charles Parsons, 1884
Safety bicycle: John Kemp Stanley, 1885
Pneumatic tyre: John Boyd Dunlop, 1887
Thermos flask: Sir James Dewar, 1892
Electric vacuum cleaner: Hubert Cecil Booth,
1901
Disc Brakes: Frederick William Lanchester, 1902
Stainless Steel: Harry Brearley, 1913
Military tank: Ernest Swinton, 1914
Television: John Logie Baird, 1925
Catseye: Percy Shaw, 1933
Jet Engine: Frank Whittle, 1937
Electronic programmable computer: Tommy Flowers, 1943
Hovercraft: Christopher Cockerell, 1953
Automatic kettle: Peter Hobbs, 1955
Float Glass: Alastair Pilkington, 1959
Hip Replacement: John Charnley, 1962
Carbon fibre: Royal Aircraft Establishment engineers, 1963
ATM: John Shepherd-Barron, 1967
World Wide Web: Tim Berners-Lee, 1989
Wind-up radio: Trevor Baylis, 1991

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>>131666541
Nice to see Anglos getting along

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>>131666714
>brown people in a white man's thread

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>>131666889
i painted you a picture as a way of saying i'm sorry for jumping to conclusions earlier, i hope you can forgive me

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When does it become a big enough invention to mention though?

There are countless "smaller" inventions that never get "popular"

Here are 2 from Norway: Triplex (fishing) and H-window

>>131659873
Pretty meh list desu m8.

6/10. B grade country.

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>>131667072
Anglo friends forever

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Terrorism

>>131656506
Typical potatonigger thing to say.

>>131668044
Brits were terrorizing themselves before y'all came along

>>131657781
That's not (((Heston Blumenthal))), that's Ainsley Harriott.

>>131668044
Your population still hasn't recovered from the potato genocide.

>>131668592
They keep leaving for Britain and America lol

>>131658003
The queen's a kike.

>>131655350
>Britain invented computers
US military did
Stop trying to count our inventions as your own cuckthief

>>131657364
Yea im going to have to claim all of teslas inventions in the name of freedom seeing as he left your shit country for the land of the free

>>131655350
>computers
And then you thanked guy who did it by turning him into trannie until he killed himself.

>>131655589
Mayflower came out of Spain mate
Britian had fuckall to do with America except a really nice racketeering gig that had us paying them for protection and importing goods we ourselves paid for

>>131668710
You were watching Europe burn while Brits were starving and cracking Enigma with their inventions which became the first digital computer.

Also Charles Babbage.

>>131655685
>American English
>Anything like modern British English
You literally changed your accent and pronunciation because you were so butthurt to share a language with us

>>131656799
Again, US military invention
You did not invent the internet or the computer

>>131657364
Tesla inventions made after he moved here are American inventions

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>>131669153
tfw there is no audio difference between an Anglo whining about something and an American talking naturally.

>>131657892
>America
>Anglo
You are literally only 13% of the white population
You're literally in direct competition with niggers

>>131658188
Oppenheimer was American

We invented 4chan your argument is irrelevant

>>131658420
>E=MC2
Austrian

>>131669903
WE WUZ M00T N SHIT

>>131669315
>>131656640
Erm no sweetie, England invented the internet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NPL_network

So erm like try again xxoxoxoxooxoxoxo okay sweetie? xxxxxx

>>131658420
>Machine Gun
Model 1862 was invented by an American, and so was the Maxim gun(even if the guy who invented it became a traitor)

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>>131655350

>>131659381
Yes, but they still injected the shit out of french into English because they thought it a lesser language and hilarious

>>131670199
>1969
>Thinking he was first
US air force started the internet in 1958
So suck a dick you faggot fuck

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>>131658238
kek its real

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>>131670368
you call that a nice gun?
THIS is a nice gun

>>131669417
Yes there is
Your aristocracy changed the way they talked in the Victorian age because they didn't like the idea of sharing a speech pattern with Americans
Your shitty people followed suit because for some reason despite being peasents you like to pretend you're royalty
Southern Americans are literally what English used to sound like

>>131669060
The original computer was invented by the US Navy in 1921 as a targeting telementary computer for firing solutions on submarines and boats

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>>131656218
No one cares. It's a shit tier normie show

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>>131670745
That is an ugly hunk of shit
THIS is what a real gun looks like

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>>131670745
1911 aesthetic as fuck. Sometimes a clean look is good too.

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>>131670368

>>131655350
Global capitalism
The VOC, the first Multinational megacorporation
CD, DvD, Blu-Ray
Stock market
The Atlas
Wi-fi
Lots of hydrotechnology that countries like the US are still dependent on us for.
Microbiology
A stable England and England's ability to rule the waves. You faggots only rose to power after Staldholder William III conquered your sorry asses and solved your problems for you.

>>131655350
>Get out of holocaust free card

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>>131671144
>real gun
nice try, but try again.
THIS is what a real gun looks like

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>>131655893
>Erbfeindschaft
Ah such a lovely thing. Can't wait to kill some french or polish faggots

>>131671450
>Wi-fi
I thought israli's invented that by accident?

>>131670858
> believing things you can't possibly prove

>>131670858
>clutching this hard
off you go burger

>>131671868
The "father of Wi-fi", Victor Hayes was born in the Dutch East Indies. Admittedly, he was a half-breed, but he did study andanin live most his life in the Netherlands. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vic_Hayes

cheese slicer
spray can
weather forecast
paperclip
mineral fertilizer

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>>131672614
>weather forecast
invented looking up at the sky?

>>131672270
>>131672057
http://the-toast.net/2014/03/19/a-linguist-explains-british-accents-of-yore/
Too lazy to get a better source but I don't really give a fuck, it outlines the thing well enough and you're both stupid enough to where this might be easier for you to digest

>>131655350
Jews invented everything, they just let the Brits release a lot of the more recent stuff.

>>131666993
That reminds me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c

Kek I'm whiter than you

>>131666822
This isn't a film you leaf.

>>131673193
fuck off kyke. you invented the most disgraceful thing of all time ......imaginary friend called Jehovah

British/Scottish here

>The Telephone
>The TV
>The Condensing steam engine
>The first Passanger steam boat
>Coal-Gas lighting
>The SAS
>The Modern radar (English and Scottish)
>The credit/debit card & machine
>The first book on how to do surgery
>Sherlock & James Bond
>Kinda penicilin (Discovered and documented by a scot, made medically useful by an Aussie)
>Animal cloning
>Anaesthesia
>Medical surgery with anaesthesia
>The reason why the body rejects some implants
>Tuberculosis treatment
>The Flushing toilet
>The toaster
>Godly Irn Bru
>The Ghillie suit
>Bank of England (William Paterson, probably Jewish as well)
>Bank of France (John Law, probably Jewish too)
>The pedal bike
>Modern economics (Adman Smith, 'The Wealth of Nations'
>Popularising decimalisation in Britain
>Proxima Centauri discovery
>Worlds first oil refinery

I hope English people stop seeing us Scots as Northern wasters.

>>131674871
most english love scottish but you gotta be able to take the banter without cutting us

>>131666747
>ability to survive several hundred years of fucking wars and genocide

kek
however i feel like the mars rover would be a mutli country effort?

Color photography
Trans-Atlantic calls
The Modern Trackor
The Submarine
Leprosy Cure
The Tank
Guided missile
Ejector seat

And most importantly..
Guerilla Warfare.

>>131675843
do irish recognize themselves as british?

>>131670044
my fucking sides

>>131675843
>Guerilla Warfare

Give me the ocular proof

Concentration Camps.
You're welcome stormfags.

>>131655350
Radio, lol

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meth

>The curse lasting 1000 years

>>131658420
>Communism

>>131658420
Atomic bombs also
German tech is the best tech

>>131676140
You stole our nigger technology and claimed it as your own.
Same shit with Terry Wogan.

>>131658420
>sent the Burgers to the moon

We all know it was just US anti-communist propaganda.

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The cheese slicer

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>>131655350
So I was sitting there minding my own business after cleaning the front of my uncles cafe but then out of no where some folks came out of a bus by the shop. I paniced as I knew the color of their skin was dark so they very well could have been black. The color of night. The blacks then sat down and looked at the menu as I swempt. How dare they those nigroids i thought to myself. How day they sit down in my perfect little slice of haven and bring in their smell. The shop got filled quickly as some other people came into the store. I avoided eye contact like a pro until my asshole uncle told me to attend their table, which i likely had to boil after closing time. So I walked down to the blacks table and asked what they would like to eat. All the time i was dreaming of roping them and almost teared up as the smell was strangling my face and head. I was expecting a warped version of American but instead the alpha nigroid started to admire his reflection in the spoon as if comprehending something. He foamed at the mouth and ate the napkins.

By this stage I was not the opposite of furious mind you. I grinted my teets as all the rest of the customers started looking at me like i was the one with a problem. And then and then I said it guys. ME I said the word we all dreamed about all day everyday. I told them excitedly what they truly were, for everyone to know. I shout NIGGER. I mean it. I shouted nigger so loud they understood what I said. I gripped my broom in one hand and expected some harsh words by the rest of my customers. My vain in my head is trobbing and I was angry. The blacks opened their mouths and wa wa wad, they even started crying throwing the table to the floor. I smirked. Niggers leapt to their feet and ran away. I done it /pol/ I, me saved our cafe. My uncle was pissed and said some shit about money. didn't care.I walked out and came straight home to tell you guys.I locked my wireless router in bag so nobody else has internet access but me..

>>131660587
It's a fiscal paradise, all Apple money and various other companies go there.

>>131674795
Wish I was Kike

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Adjustable Spanner

Bluetooth

Celsius

Diesel-electric transmission

Dynamite

Hesselman engine

Life paint

Plumber Wrench

Propeller

Styrofoam

>>131665738
Konrad Zuse and Carl Benz

>>131655350
Yogurt

>>131664348
Also:
>first car
>steamboat
>guillotine
>canned food
>lyophilisation
>matches
>sthetoscope
>photos
>movies
>modern bullets
>fiberglass
>the V8
>airboat
>bikini

discovered radioactivity,

>>131655350
Friendly reminder that liberalism killed the British empire and is not able to kill Brits sooner

Soon brits will not have a country anymore and soon they will die away as species

>>131677796
Be proud of your own people nobody else. Even if you're a nigger. It is a disgrace to love another race more than your own.

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>>131659381
The normans were french (or at least celto-germanic/gallo-frankish since France was in its very early days) by blood after a century of intermmarying with the locals.
Also the conquest was composed by half of picards, flemish, bretons and various others. Guillaume expropriated the saxons after Hastings (when he didn't straight up murded them) and redistributed the land to the french nobles (that's why you got ruled by the Plantagenêt).

Ultimately the celts got avenged, should have been nicer with them like the franks were with the gallo romans.

>>131680254
> there is no proof that the saxons massacred celts afaik

>submarines
>cockel molotov
>cigarettes

>>131657364
>Tesla
xDDD what a memer this guy is

>>131659873
> 'inventing' oxygen

>>131662360
And saxophone

Corruption.

>>131685006
Monkey

>>131658053
>americuck education

Britain took a huge risk but they sent a convoy with a lot of valuable information about nuclear technology to the US of A, so they may have been the first to build one but not the first ones to theoretically see it as possible, and do the calculations as well as make the plans to build one and roughly what you'd require for it as well as what kind of damage you'd expect. The UK simply wanted the US to take the blame for killing so many civis while ending the war. The US may have the honour of ending the war, but they got nothing else except a pat on the back for it.

>the telescope
>the microscope
>the donut
>bluetooth
>the fire hose
>CD's
>cassete tapes
>the submarine
>the stock market
>wifi
>NYC

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>>131655350
you ever find yourself having to poo in the woods and you have no toilet paper you can always use a leaf.
Leafs are natures toilet paper!

Wi-Fi
Polymer banknotes
First full length motion picture
Black box flight recorder
Ultrasound scanning
Baby safety capsule
Cochlear implant
Zinc cream
Cervical Cancer vaccine
The ute
Vegemite
Electric drill
The Tank (Aussie engineer Lance de Mole in 1912)
Shitposting as an art form

>>131655589
GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD BLESS AMERICA

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>>131655350
The Dolosse

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Pre-Hispanic[edit]
Chinampa: Invented by the Aztecs around 1150 – 1350 CE
Popcorn: First invented by the Zapotec and later introduced to Hernan Cortes by the Aztec[1]
Rubber ball: Before 1600 BCE by the Olmec for uncertain purposes and later used by the Mayan and Aztec for ball games.
Mesoamerican ballgame: Played differently by the Mayan and the Aztec, it is believed to be one of the first ball games, if not the first.
Chewing gum ancient Aztecs used chile as a base for making a gum-like substance and to stick objects together in everyday use. Women, in particular, used this type of gum as a mouth freshener.
Vulcanization
Balloons: Invented by the Olmec.
Universal education: The Aztecs were the first civilization known to have introduced compulsory education for both boys and girls.[2]
Pulque
Tobacco smoking[3]
Sauna: The temazcal was the first ever sweat lodge, used by many cultures in Mesoamerica.
Compass (possibly): Olmec had advanced knowledge of magnets. The discovery of a hematite artifact has led many experts to believe that Olmec invented the compass 1000 years before the Chinese did, although some still are not convinced.[4]
Molcajete
Metate
Chocolate: Believed to have been invented by the Olmec from cocoa beans, both the Mayan and the Aztec drank it hot, thus creating the hot chocolate.
Guacamole:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mexican_inventions_and_discoveries

Automatic transmission
Radio
Caller ID

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Colonial[edit]
Cajeta
Mariachi: originated in Guadalajara.
Mezcal
Rodeo
Tequila

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mexican_inventions_and_discoveries

>>131685812
AOHAOAHAOHAOAHOAHAOHAOHAOAHOAHO

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Modern[edit]
Guitarrón mexicano
M1908 rifle: invented by Manuel Mondragon. It was used for a short time by the Germans in World War I.
Sonido 13: Around 1900 by Julián Carrillo.
Nachos: By Ignacio Anaya. Nacho is short for Ignacio.
Margarita
Kahlúa
Snow cones
Japanese peanuts: by Japanese immigrant Yoshigei Nakatani in 1945
Early Color television: Guillermo González Camarena made one of the earliest successful color television transmission systems in 1934. Although not the one used today,Nasa used it in 1979 for a series of projects.
AcceleGlove: invented by José Hernández-Rebollar. It is an electronic glove that translates hand movements from the American Sign Language into spoken and written words.
GNOME: Developed by Miguel de Icaza and Federico Mena.
Tridilosa: invented by Heberto Castillo.
Synthesized Norethisterone: This achievement by Luis E. Miramontes allowed the development of the first three Combined oral contraceptive pill, better known as the "morning after pill". He is sometimes referred to as "the Father of the Pill".
Padel
Metallic silhouette shooting
Three-card Monte[5]
Continuous-flow intersections
Recurso de amparo (Writ of protection) idea which was fundamental in the creation of the Universal Declaration of Human rights.
Election ink

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mexican_inventions_and_discoveries

>>131658420
>>E=MC2

That was a Jewish invention

>>131655685
Delet this

>>131655350
most of mathematics

>>131686807
fuck laplace
and lagrange

>>131661998
>>131662464
>ID: goy