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>Michael Bond, Paddington Bear creator and author dies aged 91
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/jun/28/paddington-bear-author-michael-bond-dies-aged-91

>Six face charges over Hillsborough disaster
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/28/hillsborough-six-suspects-face-criminal-charges-disaster-prosecutors/

>No final Grenfell death toll "this year"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40434741

>Northern Ireland secretary warns over talks deadline
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-40424927

>Immigration detainees (illegal immigrants) bring legal challenge to what has been described as £1 an hour "slave wages"
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/28/immigration-detainees-legal-challenge-slave-wages

>Number 10 reveals public sector pay cap under review - after Theresa May "hears the message" that voters are "weary"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/28/queens-speech-labour-pmqs-theresa-may-live/

>Bank of England chief says it is not time for an increase of interest rates
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/jun/28/bank-of-england-deputy-interest-rate-mpc-cunliffe-mark-carney

>Man hit by bus while walking street, proceeds to walk into pub and have a pint
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-40415292

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What age did you start whacking to anime lads?
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still don't bite your hands please
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>>131653702
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8sY29iN0-c
>Things not to say to say to someone of not mixed race
>Things that never happen: The video
How are they going to appeal to their target market of people that want to bask in their vanity if the shit in the video isn't even right?
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It's now RACIST to point out the significant demographic shifts in drowning incidents in an attempt to address this newfound issue.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/28/camber-sands-official-robert-cass-inquest

(inb4 autistic Norwayproxy anon)
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BBC were literally just discussing how Paddington Bear was about a refugee.
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>>131653926
Queer Kid Stuff?? What the FUCK
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When it comes to love,
I don't worry about a girlfriend or marriage,
I just grab my laptop and settle down,
for a wank in my Crocodile™ Garage
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>>131653947
Never you degenerate pig skinned cunt
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>>131654147
well its the only thing that matters desu.

look, great british culture of accepting refugees and replacing our culture
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>it's a britpol talks about identity politics episode
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>>131653947
that image is reddit as fuck
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>>131654121
https://archive.is/ZFGrL
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>>131653947

I have never fapped to cartoons, I do fap to traps though and I regret nothing, not a single thing.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it
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LEPREKEKS BTFO
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>>131654168

>Lord Spithead

top kek, sounds like one of those parody candidates at an election
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things not to say to a social conservative

GO
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>>131653947
>Wanking to cartoons
Literally never
>Wanking to vidya characters
I have done this though once or twice when I was younger, shameful desu
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>>131654121
so are they indian or arab or what, i cant tell. iv never seen names like that
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>>131654475

>He urged that, if Britain was to be a modern sea power, a worthy ally of the U.S., we needed giant platforms to carry the American F-35 fighter then under development.

>urged to be a worthy cuck of abdul, we need some good lube to lube the missus
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Anyone here have their FAC? My nan has a farm and she used to shoot a lot before her husband died, had lots of old wartime goodies.

I'm looking to get mine however i don't want to have to join some gay shooting club. I joined an archery club and hated it, everyone there was a typical joggers, dirty tshirt, spotty autist, so i just used my bow on the farm.

What i want to know is that am I okay to just say i want to plink and use it as a hobby on the farm? I haven't asked her but i'm sure she'll say she would be my referral and give permission to the police for me to shoot on her land. Even if we put it down on the form as pest control. I'm happy to kill anything she deems a threat to her birds or pests and the like.

I've been lurking /k/ for the last 5 or 6 years on and off and have been slowly picking up info on what I like.
I'm looking at pic related. It's in .22lr, 22 round magazine, semi-auto and recieves a decent amount of praise on /k/ for it's good quality build and trigger.

It's about £350 on sale on a website and £450 at my local gun store.

TL;DR;

>is i just want to shoot for a hobby a "reason to own"
>Can it be stored legally at her farm or am I going to have to take it home each day?
>Do i HAVE to have a safe or would a locked box suffice?

thanks lads.
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>turn on Pointless
>going through the team introductions
>nothing unusual so far; even got the token cripple on one team
>suddenly pans over to a father and son team
>dad looks like a typical grafter
>son has curly ginger hair, a ginger Muslim beard, glasses and bright red cardigan
>dad introduces himself and where he is from
>son does the same, but claims he is a citizen of the world

I bet his dad winces inside every time he hears his son say that.
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Is it true you can't purchase any sort of pistol in the UK? how is it that you can't buy a Glock or something even if you just want to do sports shooting? what if you're a farmer?
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>>131652764

The best advantage the free market has over centralised production and distribution is in efficiency. Government produced food would require that farmers produce what the government tells them to produce, regardless if it's a good idea or not. Because in your scenario the government would have to have an immense knowledge of all facets of farming and house construction and more importantly where the end products of such processes should end up. It's mind boggling levels of information that nobody is capable of. Instead under market controls the farmer only needs to know how to grow things and get them delivered to a place they can sell. With this specialised knowledge and his livelihood on the line he does this far better than bureaucrats can.

The other benefit of the market forces is prices. They aren't arbitrarily set just for the hell of it. They provide solid and quick information on who wants goods and where they want them. Government mandates that x% of food goes to Birmingham when they don't even want half that much? The food goes to waste. Prices would instruct food producers not to sell more than x/2% in Birmingham as they'd lose profits quickly.
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>>131654496
Hello Blairite.
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Throw your television in the bin, sell it, or give it away. The rectangular Jew must be abandoned. If you absolutely insist on using it for the console Jew, which also ought to be abandoned, make sure it has no aerial connected.

Stop being normal. Just because the majority of our parents sat there watching it and raised us with it, does not make it okay. Stop it.
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Part of me wants to stop watching porn all together, but another part of me says, "Well, it is Summer and you're at home, you may as well continue until the start of Uni."

>wat do
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>>131654523
I remember using an Xbox controller as a vibrator and actually cumming from it
To dead or alive 4 when I was young
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>>131654656
>not recording pointless and fast-forwarding through all the bits that aren't questions
You can get through an entire series in half an hour and that's the way God intended
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>b-but magic money tree will cause hyper-inflation!
>you can't create money out of thin air!

Boomer morons don't know that banks create money out of thin air all the time-- this is how money is created. These boomers also parrot the specious nonsense of "living within our means", which means: property bubble (their assets rise), protected pensions (paid for by you and I), no debt relief for young people, and cuts to all services except the ones they use.

We had the "money tree", and that was QE. It's secondary purpose, to stimulate the economy, didn't work because the money went into the bank reserves which banks do not lend. It is like putting petrol in the oil tank of a car and wondering why the car won't start. Corbyn's people's QE is actually a sensible policy, and should be used to wipe off outstanding debts.

Austerity is voodoo economics which would cause a recession, which is why public spending has only fallen by 0.2% since 2009 anyway. The Tories pretend there is austerity to sure up the boomer economic illiterates, and the Labour party pretend there is austerity so they can say "the tories the tories the tories" etc. Both parties benefit from this illusion and the people suffer because nothing DECISIVE is actually done.
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>>131654709
You can own shotguns, but you need a good reason (e.g. Farmer)
Northern Ireland has different laws though, you can get handguns legally there
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>>131654619
Buy a proper rifle. That's a gimmick, will jam constantly and will make you look a cunt.

CZ make good. 22lr and. 22WMR. 10/22 is a good rifle too. If you do want something tacticool look at the CZ or GSG things.
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>>131654496
>but like aren't you just on the wrong side of history?
>why do you hate everyone that isn't like you?
>is it actually just cus you're gay?
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top kek

its not even built and its already a rust bucket
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>>131654709
please may I purchase a full price ticket
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>>131654709
how we get pass that law
plus some farmers/goverment vets are allowed pistols to put down animals
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>>131654709
Blair banned handguns following the Dunblaine massacre.
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>>131654799
don't watch porn. I stopped watching it a few months ago and everything has changed for the better. Honestly, it will be our generation's smoking. It's fucking awful, once you quit you will feel 100x better. I just get real women on Tinder and I still fap, but I feel happier, confident, focused, and less cynical.
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>>131654875
shotguns you dont need a reason and most of time you wont get refused
rifles neead a reason
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>>131654540
Pooinloos, can't remember which variety
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>>131654799
>going to uni
>>131654817
I tend to watch the introduction and then skip through all the chat. I didn't really want to listen to him defending his bullshit stance.
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>>131654799
Get yourself onto softcore porn as a start. Ain't nothing wrong with beating it to some decent tits, it's the disconnect of seeing sex as purely organs grinding against organs (especially when the penis isn't even yours ffs) that fucks you up. If you can't fap to photos of Tessa Fowler you may have the gay anyway.
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What's your longest streak without alcohol? Currently on 17, aiming for 30 days.
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>Brexit 'will blow hole in budget', EU commissioner warns

How does it feel knowing EU is kill
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>>131654713
I think what he was suggesting is that the country had the necessary infrastructure to produce enough food for the country without relying on imports. not state planned/controlled production.
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How long before our man Corbyn becomes the Prime Minister and has to fix up the fuck ups of the Tories?

They managed to discredit their two big memes about Corbyn (Coalition of Chaos and Magic Money Tree.) In just a single week in trying to bribe the DUP to govern with them.
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>>131653926

And that channel Queer Kids Stuff has a part in producing the British version to indoctrinate your children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWiotYP_AHY
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>>131655196
you're bored and unfulfilled. Get Tinder, get a job, go to the gym, get a hobby, get into a regular sleep pattern.
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>>131655165
I didn't try any alcohol until I was 12 when I had a sip of beer.

So 12 years.
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>>131655165
I have gone without alcohol for months at a time. Longest was probably 6 - 8 months.
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>>131655165
20 years. Never drank in my life, never plan to.
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>>131655165
5 years.
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>>131655224
also re: magic money tree, banks create money out of thin air all the time to pay for things (debt). This is how money is created. Honestly the Tories are fucking morons.
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>>131655003
I would argue casual Tinderfucking is equally terrible and psychologically/culturally erosive, if not moreso.
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>>131655347
pussy.
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>>131654876
i'm aware of the gimmick aspect. however i asked a few guys on /k/ who have one as well as the derpy looking STG44 in .22lr and they said they're reliable. I don't care if i look a cunt, it's just me in a field with some stuff on my own. CZ does make good stuff, a friend of mine has some, i'll keep looking into different things, i just had a boner for that.
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>>131655256
This is fine. This is all fine.
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>>131655165
>alcohol

i fail to see the attraction, coca cola is far tastier, and im even 23.
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>>131653947
did u misspell animals?
if u did and if by that u meant ur mum my answer is
never
coz she is an beast of the briny deep
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>>131655508
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>>131655347
You aren't missing much. I only do it socially and I haven't really enjoyed it since I was 18/19
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>>131655299
>>131655322
>>131655347
>>131655417
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>>131655646
Cola doesn't get you drunk though does it. Alcohol gets you drunk. That's the attraction.
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Peter 'more Blairite than Anthony Charles Lynton' Mandelson's been slagging off Brexit in the Lords.

https://twitter.com/BrexitCentral/status/880107006983639040
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>>131655656
Why do they have three non-politicians? I thought it was limited to two.
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>>131655794
never been drunk, but alcohol is foul, so i can't drink more than a few sips, maybe a bottle of flavoured cider at best lol
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>>131655646
Coke is trash, but if I had to rank it, it would be: from a pub > glass bottled > plastic bottled > canned.

I don't people drink alcohol for the taste; more for the effects.
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>>131654875
you don't need a "good reason", i believe that the SGC is a "shall issue" license, just like the explosives license.

That said, my ex went to work one day to find her boss and boss' daughter shotgunned to death by her boss' dad.

That was a fun day to drop her off to work.
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>>131655797
Ah the glories of an unelected upper house.
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>>131655656
>Following David Cameron's holiday in Lanzarote, a petition started by Mendoza to prevent Cameron from re-entering the country "gathered momentum after Mendoza wrote a satirical article" for The Canary, Romil Patel wrote in the International Business Times.[10] The petition said, in part:

>David Cameron presents a clear and present danger to the short, medium and long-term interests of the country. As such, the UK should institute a temporary ban on his return to Britain at the conclusion of his holiday in Lanzarote.[11]

>The Eye alleges that "throughout her Canary story Mendoza blithely flouted the Samaritans guidelines on suicide", including "avoid reporting the contents of a suicide note" and "Over-simplification of the causes or perceived 'triggers' for a suicide note can be misleading and is unlikely to reflect accurately the complexity."[15] Although the latter guidelines were posted by the Canary, Mendoza wrote that "... what must be acknowledged is that Jeremy Hunt is providing the kind of stresses on junior doctors which can foster and exacerbate mental health crisis. ... If Jeremy Hunt had a shred of dignity or respect, he would hand in his resignation today."
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>>131655144
I am bi, consciously deciding to prefer guys because I get on with them more than women.
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>>131655419
yes but when they print money instead of taxing directly the public don't really care as much when the effect is delayed. "oh we'll make up for it with economic growth" etc.
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>>131655747
How can you be a social drinker and still be a virgin, according to your own admission, at 27 years of age? Fascinating.
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>>131655052
>>131655911
Fair enough, I stand corrected.
>brb buying shotgun
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>>131655703
He's partly right though, hard to trust someone who can't trust themselves.
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>>131655983
>I'm bi
Is this satire posting or has something happened to brit/pol/?
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>>131654619
Why would i want the government to know how many guns and how much ammo i have on hand?

Your not a man till you've smuggled a 50cal + 500 rds of belt ammo into the UK from Europe having to secret it all up your arse.

My anus may now resemble a vintage golf bag, but when the islamists chimp out, im ready.
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>>131655646

I drink neat vodka, and i hate the taste but don't don't it that reason. If I wanted taste I'd have a juice or a smoothie
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>>131656055
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The maid hung the washing out today. Those bastards in Grenfell have made them stink to high heaven yet again. If only there was some way to remove this scum from our district. I personally recommend soapy products from the Hassoun family, although washing machine products are not yet available to the poor.
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-middle-east-25578125/gold-and-diamond-infused-soap-is-world-s-most-expensive
t.Georgina.
P.S. I hope that no poor people are reading this. The sanctions are coming soon.
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>>131656090
It's not that I don't trust myself. I just prefer leading a healthy lifestyle in my free time.
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>>131656155
I drink all whiskey's neat. No ice. I like it, it's strong and sometimes harsh, i like that.

Vodka i can drink neat but it's hit and miss depending how cheap it is, usually it all tastes like paint thinner though
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>>131656055
We don't know what he looks like.
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>>131655898
perhaps you should consider not being such a gay cunt
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>>131656147
This entire site is filled with faggots if you haven't noticed.
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>>131655181

It's funny because the EU doesn't want to raise taxes on the rest of the European citizens, even though they try to pretend their project is universally loved. If it was so loved, it wouldn't matter, right?

It's funny because the the EU wants to "punish" Britain for leaving but their entire existence is about being a fair, even-handed organisation designed to lessen conflict, not increase it.

It's funny because the EU's entire reason for existence and its entire raison d'etre becomes more hollow and baseless as time goes on, revealing it for the gigantic scam that it is.

It complains about the rise of right-wing nationalism despite being the literal source of its creation.

It has fostered more conflict and distaste within the continent than a group of single self-interested nations ever could. Every decision it makes pokes holes in the idea that it is in any way functioning well.

Because of the financial and insane political desire of a minority of individuals, they have jeopardised what was once a decent, relatively reasonable idea because NOBODY HAS NOTICED THAT EUROPEANS CAN'T RUN A FUCKING COUNTRY YET.

Britain has had a solid, stable political system for years and was the fount of modern liberal ideology, yet people literally think the german megalomaniacs, italian incompetents, and a country most famous for surrendering can do better. Why are we putting stock in the EU, an organisation managed by nationalities who haven't even gone a century with a consistent political foundation.

What the fuck?
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>>131656233
I don't understand it desu, plenty of physically fit men have had a good few drinks in their lives and lived into their 80s.
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>I have compared these boats to the ancient Egyptian pyramids: they have consumed immense resources while possessing almost zero utility. At least the pyramids are amazing to look at; I doubt in years to come a single tourist will visit Portsmouth to see the QE rotting at its moorings.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4645434/Pride-Britain-HMS-Queen-Elizabeth-6bn-blunder.html

Burn: The article.
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>>131656321
this. i'm a bifaggot too. Like autists, gays are overreprsesented on 4chan
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>>131656055
Couldn't fuck the gf I had at 18 because muh phimosis. Never really actively pursued women since. Also, I find it more difficult to engage with people when I've been drinking, rather than less - it's almost like it inhibits my ability to speak and have conversations with people, like having locked in syndrome or something.
Basically I'm a fucking weirdo, ok.
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>>131656348
t. Pat Condell

You have a very similar style of speaking.
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>>131655898
flavoured cider is fucking gay.

If you drink cider have Aspalls, Henry Westons or something from a farm in Herefordshire. My local has a house brand cloudy cider. it's nice, sweeter than most ciders without being a teenage girl drink
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>>131656576
>tfw forgot to take my name off
bugger
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>>131656321
I am bi too and have no qualms about it. I am an autist though and through, semi 1488 and ancap. I will be with a man and a woman. Suck my dong literal Nazis. Larping is fine, but hands off my BENIS.
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>>131655656
Question time is painfully predictable.

>Labour point
'The Conservatives put politics ahead of country and now have fucked us all, let use waffle on Brexit.'

>Conservative point
'Labout is filled with commie faggots who lost! Who cares if our victory was Pyrrhic! Brexit means breixt!'


I just saved everyone the next 50 minutes
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>>131655165
Whole life
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>>131656576
>>131656687
I presume that all tripfags are faggots anyways so no change in opinion.
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>>131656754
Where are you from?
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>>131656687
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>>131656576
No worries bro. I gotcha senpai.
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>>131654121
i'm trying to understand the fact spending £50K on lifeguards won't make any difference but the barrister who is caliming racism wants it, educating muslims would make a differnece but they can't because it's racist.
Is everyone our guy?
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>>131656610
See a GP, get hardcore steroid cream (not noob tier cortisone, something harder) glove up and beat it till it bleeds.
Repeat daily and stretch yourself out regularly.

Shit works, it was either doing that or becoming a jew.
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>>131655656
a female jewish economist who went to harvard and worked for the IMF. interesting
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>>131656878
nah, first time i've ever namefagged and it was only for the sake of one post in the previous thread
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Why is UK culture so focused on degenerate behaviour and binge-drinking? why are y'all so low class compared to aussies, canadians and USA?
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>>131657002
>educating muslims

Their just not used to clean water and water isn't swimming in shit in general
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>>131657068
Oh, I've been jewed since then m8 - Rightly doesn't call me Steerkike for nothing.
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>>131656802
nick racecar is based
plus it will be fun seeing the canary lesbian get triggerd
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>>131656966
I'm a bi burger participating in britpol. Many such cases.
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>>131657276
American queers have better lives.

>>131657168
And never more shall you do it.
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>>131656966
are you the avatarfag?
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>>131656348
It's funny because even children say EU in a manner that trumpets disgust.
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Speaking of drinking and not pulling girls, I'm off to the pub to do battle with my corbynista friends. Wish me luck.
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>>131656610
I'm the opposite. I need alcohol to loosen up in social situations where women are present because I'm a complete autist otherwise.
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>>131656348
reposting from last thread. what to expect:

— The British government to come back to the people and say, look, the EU has given us a better deal. We can now afford to stay in.

— The Fed, ECB, BOJ, and NY hedge funds to pound the pound and to short British stocks in order to convince the British voters that their vote is sinking the economy.

— More emphasis on the vote’s weakening of Europe, leaving all to the mercy of “Russian aggression.”

— Hard to resist bribes (and threats) to prominent members of the leave majority and pressure on such leave leaders as Boris Johnson to be reasonable, concillatory and to maintain good relations with Washington and Europe, and to reach a compromise on remaining in the EU.

— Expect the Confederation of British Industry (CBI) to attribute the loss of British jobs and investment opportunities to the leave vote.

Once you learn to think about how things really are and not as the presstitutes present them,
you will be able to add to the list all by yourself.

Remember, the Irish voted against the EU and pressure was kept on them until they reversed their vote. This is the likely fate of the British.

expect a long 2 year propaganda campaign
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Is Shakespeare actually good, or is his position in the English language just a cultural meme?
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>>131657522
Good ruck kid
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>>131657618
Meme tier.
Hes the OG leftcuck.
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>>131657618
It's pretentious drivel.
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>>131654805
is this a false memory
bet what actually happened was ur old man ragged ur poostar rotten and you were shaking so bad the total bodily friction caused u to blow a huge load all over ur Xbox controller
fagfag
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>the poofs are back
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>>131654271
I saw that. He's on the Cabinet, isn't he?
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>>131657191
We live on a grim, grey island.
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>>131655224
How's Venezuela doing???
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>>131657715
nevermind. It means attaching the same set of images to your posts. Evidently you are not him
>>131657798
we're here queer etc
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>>131657951
the weather sounds wonderful
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>>131657522

Godspeed lad
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>>131658122
i had some nice weather during that heatwave last week. glad to live outside of the cities.
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>>131658093
It might be a failed nation, but at least communism brought them out of feudalism.
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>>131658296

That looks awful. How truly depressing.
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Lads, I joined a school today. WTF! How can Jews keep getting away with this holocaust nonsence? I feel like my head is ready to explode. When I heard that Jews wanted Gold….. I didn't think it applied to aquas. How quick is it to evolve into a stone fish from a goldfish? Inb4 - Yes I do have a UK fish license.
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>>131658376
It doesn't. move along
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>>131658122
you dont comprehend the grey.

Im not kidding, its grey all day every day, i heard rumour that there was a fiery ball in the sky and i assumed people where joking till the clouds parted some time in my 20s and i saw first hand that the sun really existed.
I then proceeded to consume stiff drinks to calm my nerves.

A lot of foreigners are always saying that the weather sounds nice, after a month straight of it, they're suicidal.

Rain over there is nice and warm, i got arrested for getting bollock naked in the states because it was raining hot water.

Over here its freezing cold and constant. its either raining or its humid with a rising damp that permeates to your bones.
Whisky helps combat against it.
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>>131658655
>Schizo poster is back
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>>131657191
USA?
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steerpike to come back pissed off a pint and attempt to have pulled a trap?
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The UK used to have the biggest empire the world has ever seen, think of that for a minute, and think about the UK today.
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>>131658846
Hahahaha it IS you
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London fire? For some reason I confused the word London with Nigger.
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>>131658916
After a pint he'll be asking everyone if theyve "SEEN KYLE"
Goose stepping with his hand out
"HES ABOUT THIS TALL! SEEN KYLE? ANYONE SEEN KYLE?"

Zeig heil tends to remove any and all traps from your vicinity.
They retreat to the bathroom to post angry things on Tumblr.
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>>131659014
Well I didn't get a response from you in over a day or so, so I figured you had blocked me.

I'll unblock you if you want
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>>131657720
>>131657743
Brainlets.
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>>131659174
see alot of that kind of banter in english pubs?
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>>131659174
checked
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>>131657401
shall be known as tartarfags from here on
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>>131659289
Depends on how shitfaced i get, which is directly related to the current weather.

Get enough of the good stuff in me and im a fucking liability.
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>>131658098
>distilled

Niggurh what are you TALKING about.

Weak beer, yes, 1400's+ heavily populated urban areas did use fermented alcoholic drinks as a proportionately large source of their fluids. Ol' 'Liz the first famously used to polish off 2-4 pints with breakfast, keeping in mind you're talking a 1-3% beverage.

Distillation is an entirely different process to fermentation. You would be drinking 30%+ spirits for water. Don't be silly no one would survive.
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>>131658979
>we used to rule the whole of europe
t. roman empire

>we used to rule the whole of asia
t. mongols

>we used to rule arabia
t. ottomans

>we used to bully everyone
t. USA

it happens all the time
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>>131659573
any funny stories about revealing your power level to normies lad?
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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Diane so much, I had all her Morning star articles on my wall
>I pray to Abbo every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Abbo is love" I say; “Abbo is life”
>My mum's husband hears me and calls me a commie
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Diane Abbot
>I called him a white bitch
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Abbo
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my Party.”
>She grabs me with her powerful black hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>She puts on her strap-on
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Abbo
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for her
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>She roars in a mighty roar of "Annnndreew" as she fills my butt with his love
>My mum's husband walks in
>She looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all over now.”
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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>>131659573
sounds dangerous, iv passed out drunk in the cold, luckily people were around to drag me inside. britain have pretty nasty winters?
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>>131654656
(((citizen of the world))) heavily implies (((world government)))
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1st year at uni lads and in freshers slipped on stairs in a club and cracked my head open, needing stitches at the A&E centre. Burnt my arm in a takeaway shop leaning against the counter, that got infected and needed antibiotics for it. Did a handstand while drunk outside of a club and then ym arms fell in on themselves and my face fell on the floor giving me two scars on my face

>can you get more degenerate than my first year?
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>>131654432
FUCK

New Irish story my ass. Those faggots don't belong in Ireland.
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Eating one of these all to myself tonight lads. Fuck I'm so fat

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/default.aspx?id=285671258
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>>131659845
>>I want to please Shrek
>>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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>>131656754
pic related is you
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>>131660103
mate they're nothing about 500 calories relax yourself its about 5/6 mouthfuls pal. £4 for 2 mealdeal is that?
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>>131660209
It's a family cottage pie. 1.5kg of cottagey goodness
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>>131653702
>3 links to the BBC
>3 links to the guardian

Are you fucking retarded? The BBC and guardian are the MSNBC of British media dumfuk. Don't read that liberal bullshit.
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Watch the British police run from the allah snackbars.

disgraceful

https://twitter.com/StockMonsterUSA/status/879522431559360512
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>>131660261
oh you fat bastard mate, is very tasty though
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>>131660305
At least it isn't the Daily Mail.
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>>131659794
A weekender in the jail and bussed to court on a monday morning was a wake up call that speech is not deemed free in the UK.

Remember the playground arguments with cunts saying "its a free country!" MAN DO I HAVE NEWS FOR THEM!

My sense of humour is dark whilst sober, whilst drunk it knows no limits. Had a kicking last week when i started ranting about selling cladding to those fuckers in Syria "for every 500ft of cladding receive a free fridge." didn't go over too well.

Worth it though.

Like i said, get me shitfaced and im a liability.
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>>131660170
shit
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>>131660453
Yeah they're great. Grate some cheese on top too before putting it in the oven and its even better
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>>131654764
not had a TV in my place for years. Have 3 4k monitors for my PC, it's comfy senpai although expensive af.
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>>131660061
mine was a blur of MDMA and drinking constantly

so much degeneracy
I'm glad I can't remember most of it
the snippets I remember nearly cause me to burst into a flaming ball of pure shame
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>>131660498
you sound like a bellend desu
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>>131654432
we didn't starve enough of them.
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>>131660061
I got bullied out of my flat for my political views, in first year. Beat that. They couldn't find me another flat elsewhere so I just dropped out altogether. Starting again in september.
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>>131658979
Many salty tears were cried by Nationalists on the day Churchill sold out to the Jews. Unfortunately, most were imprisoned (those who knew better) or went to war and were killed (those who didn't know why they were fighting for the Jews) and so the story continues.

Do you honestly believe that the UK Jews have no inluence in 2017? I suggest you read this and then wonder why the US and the UK were the only two countries to reject inspection for Chemical bombs by Assad.
>https://www.welt.de/politik/ausland/article165905578/Trump-s-Red-Line.html

Most people on 4chan are dumbfucks, larpers or trolls.
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>>131660498
loool you funny cunt mate, my humour is also dark while sober. but drunk i dont have to worry desu, i used to worry about it before getting drunk before. but never really let anything slip.

made some coathanger abortion jokes infront of some birds before that didnt go down well either.
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>>131660088
They do. We must encourage diversity in America, Ireland and Germany. These lands, so promising, must be cultivated for the skittle race.
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>>131660664
>I got bullied out of my flat for my political views
Don't be such a fucking sissy
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>>131659847
We dont really have delineation in the UK
We have two weeks of burning hot summer i guess, the rest is just cold and grey, like imagine november in new york.
Thats the entirety of our year, constant wet, grey, cold, drizzle.
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Why do people say England hasn't been invaded since 1066?
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>>131660574
Are you going to have one of those faggots come into your place to see if you are watching TV?
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>>131660600
kek sounds like my first year summed up. when im drunk i have no shame, get told all the stuff that happened the day after is when you regret it. learned to not care at all now though
>>131660664
what were your views and their views? shared my tory views and that immigrants who dont work should fuck off etc, not full black pill anti muslim though
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>>131660498
>make edgy joke
>get assaulted and charged
fucking hell
>>
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>>131660501

i thought that was intentional, quite funny.
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Headline of the week, lads

https://twitter.com/DailyMirror/status/880108303120039936
>Disgusting rat-tailed maggots that live on faeces spotted at Glastonbury

They were probably cheering Are Jez.
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>>131660766
because it hasn't
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>>131657618
Ignore the haters

His work was ground breaking
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>>131660973
see >>131660448
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>>131660835
thats just sad
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>>131660835
the absolute state of british public figures
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>>131660764
that seems like it would be nice, i guess it would be boring wearing the same clothes all the time though, winter is nice for bundling up. shitty to work in though
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>>131660699

people who tell you how funny they are are always crushingly unfunny. It's always the same cunts who try and show you a comedian on their phone and stare at you waiting for you to laugh

>it's proper funny merrrrtt
>reminds me of meself I don't give a fuck like
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>>131660973
explain to me why the glorious revolution doesnt count
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>>131660973
The First Baron's War was an invasion, was it not?
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>>131658851
Cardboard personality, with nothing to say of any worth is back. Lurk more. Speak less. Come back when you have original ideas.
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>>131660448
>>131661011

>police conform to police guidelines and health and saftey measures to run away from madmen

whats the problem?
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Cat's been missing all day lads.
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>>131661030
>>131661062
This is the state of Western media. But when Eastern Europe has state media which hold conservative viewpoints, the EU loses its shit and talks about press freedom and whatever.
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>>131657618
Niggers got trolled hard online and now
the niggers and other low IQ scum say that Shakespeare is a dead white male that stole the work from a female sheboon that actually wrote the stuff.

I am not making that up. Liberals here now believe a female nigger ape wrote everything and he just stole it from her and put his name on it.

So careful when you troll these low IQ morons. They might believe it.
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>>131661092
ok ?
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>>131661128
no

>>131661105
because it was a revolution. civil war
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>>131661215
It's probably just curled up somewhere outside snug. I hope your cat turns up soon.
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>>131660835
Cultural Suez
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>>131661317
I hope so too, but he doesn't normally miss breakfast and dinner.
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>>131660616
Whilst sober, im as straigh laced and upstanding as they come.

get a few cheeky waters into me though and i mutate to the point i dont really give a fuck and broadcast my thoughts without really considering the repercussions or implications.

thankfully im sober more than im drunk, which is the only reason my friends endure the fallout whilst shitfaced.

I tend to get dragged to student bars by my friends when they know im about to drop my guard, so at least that way we'll be punching some lefty fuckers.
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>>131661306

sorry someone was doing that to me the other day and it really pissed me off
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>>131660835
>Being anti establishment is being a part establishment
More evidence for this
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>>131661215
Cats are lured by things they associate with food. Leave some wet food outside so it can smell it, and shake a bag of food so it can hear. And there are also humane animal trapping cages (such as Havahart) that can be loaded with food to capture it.
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>>131660498
>breaks the law
>complains about facing the consequences

you sound just like them nig nogs
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>>131661314
Why wasn't the First Baron's War an invasion?
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>>131661215
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>>131661419
is alright lad, a price we have to pay for having dark humour. most stuff people show/tag me in are rarely that funny
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>>131661215
He's had enough of you.
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>>131661468
because it was a civil war and the invasion got repelled and nothing changed
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>>131661302
>you probably didn't learn this in school
because it's not fucking true

also
>complain about cultural appropriation
>take credit for the achievements of every other race
>>
Listening to an LBC caller talking to are Nige:

>I'd pay more taxes: increase public sector pay, muh council workers.

Probably has a point desu
>>
>>131660757
It really wasn't like that bro. I was legitimately in fear for my safety and my life was made hell to the point that I was basically trapped in my room 24/7 except in the very early hours of the morning when nobody would be around.

>>131660821
Typical /pol/ alt-right kind of views. I didn't share my views with them, they found out somehow. I suspect it may have been via facebook comments they stumbled across. Of course they were a mix of SJWs and full on Marxists.
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>>131661594
then ask them how much income theyre on
>under 25 grand
well than, dont say you would pay more taxes unless youre in that position because i can guarantee you wouldnt say that you shit cunt
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>>131655224
Corbyn will be PM by new year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=968Kc83kNdQ
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>>131661314
but william of orange literally invaded england
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>>131661629
No you're just a coward. If they do anything you can just report them to the police/university and their life will be ruined
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>>131661629
Sounds like Keele.
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>>131661696

Don't call me a cunt you prick.
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Danielle Sellers

Brits have to hottest slags
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>>131661629
christ mate, cant have been decent people to go snooping on fbook to see that shit. me and my flatmate tag each other in some absolute spicy memes. just have to be alpha about it and confront them and not give a fuck mate
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>>131661712
except he didn't, he was invited.
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>>131661556
But a foreign army still invaded.
So it's not "Britain hasn't been invaded since 1066" it's "Britain hasn't had a successful invasion that actually changed things majorly since 1066"
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>>131661787
shut ur fookin mout
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>>131661712
they basically invited him though because they wanted rid of james
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>>131661467
Getting locked up for talking is like getting locked up for ripping a cd to mp3...

Sure the law exists, but its hardly sane, i dont agree with a lot of people but ive never tried to prevent them from speaking their mind.
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>>131661712
I think we invited him, hardly counts
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>>131661843
not the definition of invasion though

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=define+invasion&oq=define+invasion&aqs=chrome..69i57.1809j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
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>>131657618
"English people achieved an extraordinary thing during the Elizabethan and Jacobean stagecraft, they basically created something which is amongst the elite art that has ever been created on this planet. This small island and a nationality within it - England - produced material at that time which is comparable to the Greeks, and is acknowledged by the whole world to be comparable to the Greeks."
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>>131661848

>can't engage in respectful political discourse

Brainlet detected.
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>>131654799
just dont.
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>>131656148
Underated as fuck
>>
>BREAKING: MPs vote 323 to 309 against Labour amendment to Queen's Speech calling for more emergency workers & end to public sector pay cap.
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>>131661729
They did things to me that should have been seriously punished, I did contact the uni, they did nothing to help. Do you seriously think a fucking university of all places would side with an alleged nazi?

>>131661730
Not Keele. Not sure it's a good idea to reveal the uni, for confidentiality reasons and potential legal repercussions.

>>131661809
They confronted me about it initially, tried to have a reasonable discussion, they were having none of it. Soon it got very hostile and I had the whole block against me.
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>>131660792
already had one. He looked at me like I was some sort of hacker haha asked me why I don't have a TV & told him I don't like my money supporting pedos.
>mfw redpilled the TV license bloke
>>
Are Nigel.
Are Tommy.
Are Nonsence

Stop speaking like Niggers. The word is OUR. You talk of retaining our culture and yet bastardise words like Niggers do. The word is OUR. Use it.
>>
Kevin from Rugby enjoyed this evening's dinnertime with his family. Now he is clearing the table and helping his mother wash the dishes.
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>>131654619
taking larping to new heights
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>>131662017
lol are you retarded?
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>>131662226
fook off suvern cunt
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>>131661911
>(of an armed force) enter (a country or region) so as to subjugate or occupy it
but that's exactly what it was. France's army (armed force) entered England in an attempt to occupy it.
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cash is bad, we must be able to track every european citizens' transactions

http://ec.europa.eu/smart-regulation/roadmaps/docs/plan_2016_028_cash_restrictions_en.pdf
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>>131661832
>>131661849
>>131661894
parliament invited him, he still invaded
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>>131661215
this is very sad
i love cats
hope he/she returns home safely
#PrayForAnonsWeeCatAndHappenings
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>>131661591
You wouldn't believe the liberal sjw shenanigans that go on in school today. At my old high school they started bussing in a bunch of somali niggers and other muslims and they burned down the cafeteria because they were not serving halal food.

Then they rioted because there were white peoples pictures on the walls. Those were taken down and smashed. Now we have niggers and rappers and thugs and middle eastern shitfucks on the walls.

When I graduated from that school it was about 99% white. In 10 years it went from that to about 20% white and rapidly shrinking. No white parent wants their kids in that shit school.

The local junior college had a protest and they agreed starting in the fall they will no longer teach Shakespeare and some other white authors. They even removed their stuff from their library and "reading list".

The college I went to (University of Arizona) is now full SJW halal compliant. The niggers there demanded and got nigger classrooms and buildings where no white males are allowed. Nigger dorms and more useless niggers as "full time professors".

Of course this is what you get living in Commiefornia. I just hope the rest of the country is not as shit.

So people wonder why white males drop out of society and do strange things like put vinyl on their cars? Now you know.
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>>131662226
> Tumblr gif
Fuck off you cretin
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>>131654799
just get in the habit of wanking with your imagination and you lose the fucked-up porn dependency eventually
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>>131662226
pic related.
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>>131662273

Look lad there is no need to be disrespectful on here. If you disagree with something I post, then respond in an intelligent thought out way, not mud slinging and abusive terms.
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>>131662193
Best not to reveal it. But if its anything like Keele, it is commie fuck central.
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>>131661934
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>>131662341
>cash
>anonymity

HEY ANON WE GOT A BRAND NEW HIDDEN SAFETY FEATURE IN THE £1 COIN I BET U CAN'T GUESS WHAT IT IS
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>>131662494
i was referring to the caller being a cunt not you, unless you were the caller? you fucking brainlet cunt.
>now im insulting you for being a degenerate
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>>131662226
Nothing more English than regional dialects, friend
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>>131662183
>pertinent news

Not now mate, we're too busy discussing William of Orange.
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>>131662341
small cash business? NO we must take away physical money to fight the terrorists
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>>131662591

Kek - fug the written word can be misinterpreted so easily. I was taking offence where none was intended so apologies lad.
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>>131662595
>MLE
>english
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>>131662226
what's with you
rapebaby flashbacks?
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>>131662199
HA. that's awesome. I just don't care anymore about being PC. IT won't do any good.
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>>131662716
my bad for not making it as clear as i couldve, but yeah the caller no doubt is a low income pleb and obviously would say they would pay higher taxes but arent in that position so the
words are meaningless
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>>131654147
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
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>>131653926
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>>131653947
15, I'm now 27 and have a mortgage, waifu and shitty job.

Still fap to anime, shit I fap to anything.
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>>131662723
"Are" instead of our is pretty ubiquitous of working class dialects, not just MLE
>'E were a grand baker, are dad
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOWJECdobqk
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>>131662226

>tfw there will never be an ARE WILLIE edition :(
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>>131662862

No worries lad. Aye - it's easy to pay for something when you're not paying the bill.
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>>131659845
It is unfortunate that your mother's husband did not beat you more.
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>>131662723
lol, funny you say that seeing as people north of London pronounce our as "are" instead of "ow-er"
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Why?

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-40419819
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>>131662193
Give us a bit more detail for the laughs.
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>>131663287
When will they let this shit go?
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>>131660088
https://www.rte.ie/entertainment/movie-reviews/2017/0626/882500-halal-daddy/
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WILL THERE BE A HAPPENING??
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>>131663012
fucking hell, back when are Ridley Scott were reet proper gud.

Best dialect:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOTRpPk263c
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>>131663437
i'm reeling from this desu. could the title alone be any more repulsive?
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>>131663287
We may have lost 4-3 but at least we didn't lose 96 fans
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>>131658122
It pisses it down for weeks on end in the middle of July, it's great.
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>>131663385
>>131663287
>>131663614
>genuine police conspiracy to frame citizens for police incompetence
>Nobody gives a shit
No wonder this country is dead.
>>
>>131663287
Because people in important positions didn't do their jobs properly and tried to lie about it. It was only scousers who died though so a lot of people don't care.
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When she suck so hard you call her Büchner
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>>131663437
Didn't the IRA shave and shame the women who had it away with Protestants/Ulster Unionists? Should bring it back for this.
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>>131663575
Macuck needs a distraction from all the corruption in his cabinet
>muh new politics
Stupid fucking French
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>>131663666
>tripfag
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>>131663666
Slag off
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>>131662459
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>>131663666
theyre faggots
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>>131663666

Also its the same reason that Liverpool mindlessly votes Labour all the time even though its done nothing for the city after decades of loyalty.
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>>131662226
oi blud stop disrespecting on man's dialiects.
I fucking 'ate u famalam
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>>131663817
>450 peasants off the street replace 450 politicians with years of experience

what could go wrong?
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>>131663750
IRA and Sinn Fein are all unironically 'refugees welcome' mongs.
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>>131663969
literally Trump
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>>131663750
>yfw the several century long struggle of the Irish will be in vain
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>>131662226

Guilty as charged for using 'are' instead of 'our' in this thread. However, it has become something of a custom on Brit/pol/ and has an endearing quality about it. It also conjures up fond memories of Yorkshire for me where I lived for some time.
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>know your onions
>off to Bedfordshire

Who the fuck says these? Get the fuck out.
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>>131663575
the french will bend the knee to trump, it'll be terrific, believe me. its going to be great
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>>131653947

12 or whenever it was I got an internet connection.

3D was harder to get at that point.
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>>131663287
>>96
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>>131663842
>>131664132

>wanker - idiot

pretty sure its more than just "silly person"
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>>131660835
LETS GO FOOKIN MENTAL LETS GO FOOKIN MENTAL NAH NAH NAH
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NEU
NEU
NEU

>>131662379
>>131662379
>>131662379
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>>131655646
coca cola's most probably worse for you
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>>131662785
What's up with you, cat boy. Too many flashbacks?

This Public Service Announcement was brought to you by things you should be concerned about instead of shitposting on 4chan.
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>>131663842
>Easy peasy
>Doesn't include the opposite traditional English expression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mAFiPVs3tM
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>>131663964
Delete this now. That actually makes me sick. Especially when northern kids do it.
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>>131660498
obviously fake
edgier jokes than that have been said on bbc
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>>131663666
It's hard to care because ultimately it involves a bunch of footy chavs getting their rightful end.
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>>131664455
it's london/essex dialect f a m
how bout you delete your hole life u wasteman
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>>131664024

>IRA

Eh no. They are just a typical criminal gang now. They sell drugs and guns, that kind of thing. They don't give a fuck about refugees or their country anymore.

>Sinn Fein

Yep they are left wing scum following the same narrative all left wing political organisations do.
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>>131664105
Stop it immediately. Yorkshire is irrelevant in this matter, but a fine County nonetheless. My Mother was from Gainsborough.
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>>131664193
Do you have a better list?
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>>131664868

kek - it's a nice part of the world, although I'm not a Yorkshire man myself. I will take your words under advisement though my Right Honourable Anon.
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Any of you lads go to TBG's Bruno Golnisch speech last night?
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Anon, do you discuss political events at work? Or your office is too dumb/ignorant/careless/sheeps?
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>>131666097

Almost never. I work in corporate finance so I am fucked regarding SJW nonsense. I didn't go into this field for this kind of shit. It was supposed to be male dominated and competitive.

I get enough trouble as it is for not referring to the tranny in the office as she/her. I don't even use he/him, I just refer to them by name. I've actually had two HR meeting regarding my "negative behavior".

The only day I couldn't help myself was the day after Trump was elected. Everyone knew I wasn't a fan of Clinton, so I was just waltzing into and around work on cloud nine that day. The American staff that didn't call in sick had an apology announcement to everyone else.

That whole day I was singing this song in my head, filled with so much smug.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B4Ot8EGqCQ
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