Looking for help from serious military anons

>>131649562
Great job there retard, how did you even think to cut yourself

>>131649562
Kys ..sage and take to bant

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>better ask /pol/

from what i remember of selection people got away with everything

>>131649562
I ship to Navy basic training in exactly one week. Just tell them down at MEPS that you have always had it, don't remember how you got it, etc. Just be vague. Or shit, say it was a scooter accident or something. Doesn't matter really as long as it doesn't reveal psychological fuckedness or a problem with your health.

>If it's a bunch of cut marks
A friend of mine took sandpaper to them so it just looked like one big skid mark scar.

They passed him into the navy.

>>131649790
who knows

>>131650144
but if they look like obvious self-harm marks would they label it as such?

Get a tattoo over it to match your skin pigmentation. Then lie and say you fell, or got cut doing construction

>>131650459
How many? where are they? how big? When you go to MEPS, you fill something out detailing every scar and tattoo on your body, and it is checked. You even list size, shape, how you got it. Just think of something that makes sense and isn't fucked and go with that.

>>131650459
Yes, but make something convincing up and seem stable, they will probably believe you. People get past MEPS who arguably shouldn't all the time.

>>131650735
In that case I am fucked. I have quite a few...

>>131651323
One way to find out.

>>131650838
Hopefully...if i told them that story of what actually happened would they automatically kick me out?

>>131649562
How many are there and how large are they? Could you for instance get away with saying you ran into a barbed wire fence or are they obviously cutting scars

>>131651904
They are pretty obvious, and in total about 6

>>131649562
scars shouldn't keep you from joining. you might be barred from getting into the highest echelon of covert operations due to identifying marks, but that's about it.

>>131652118
Show us

>>131651857
Yes, you'd be fucked.

>>131652118
On your arm? All next to each other? In that case it'll be harder to explain

>>131649562
Tell them you got into a knife fight with Satan and how he controlled your other hand.

>>131652118
>>131652203
yeah honestly, show us but don't identify yourself. I'll be better able to help

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>>131652203
>>131653158
>>131652481
Yeah they are relatively close to each other

>>131650144
this
>>131653465
Oh darn. those are deeper than I thought.
I'd say just apply and try to pass them off as accidents or such. Talk to a recruiter about it and see what he says

>>131653649
Yeah...really fucking pissed at myself. I will talk to the recruiter and see what they say.

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>>131654583
best of luck to ya, m8

>>131653465
Yeah, those are pretty obvious, you're fucked.

>>131653465
should have just hung yourself to prove you're strong faggot