Approaches Your Coast

>>131644929
Sink them with our advanced submarines

wave at them

>>131645073
what is it 1941?

Fire Recreational Nukes™ for threatening to break the NAP.

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>>131644929

lube wife's anus and open shop. things are bad

>>131644929
Bombard them with niggers.
At the time they reach coast they will be Detroitish decaying zombie boats.

launch our merchant fleet

>>131644929
Nothing much, really.

Welcome the boys back home and suggest a European tour to liberate the continent of Europe from the threats of Socialism and Islam. Civilian lives be damned.

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>>131644929
>fire 1 RPG
>kill 5000 people in nuclear melt-down
>sink 5% of US GDP in value

such is live in a """super-power"""

>>131645369
Underrated

>>131644929
I'll build 15 Gattling tanks to destroy any incoming barrage.

>>131645576
>an rpg can hit a ship a mile off shore

Convert to Judaism

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>my coast

>>131645655
Dream big, my dude. It's the American way.

>>131645531
We need to launch a crusade with our full military might and save europe one more time

>>131645220
DON'T THINK WE'RE NOT WATCHING YOUR STUPID SMUG FACE.

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>>131644929

Wave flag and cheer because I just saw several hundred thousand tons of water displaced by freedom.

>>131645767
I'm down. Let's party.

>>131644929
Invite them in for sweet tea and keylime pie
As is tradition in the Gunshine state

>>131644929
piss in the water

>>131645869
What is that...

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>>131645404

>>131644929
Considering their formation, three swipes of a particle beam should sink those floating metal deposits. Of course if the area isn't contested by any enemy forces, I would just straight out nano-reclaim them.

>>131644929
Ask my friend the French submarine to start with the carriers.

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>>131644929
Call the Philippinos
>HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>131646008
fugg :DD

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World's largest air force

>>131645531
>Implying eurocucks deserve to be saved
Send them to the coasts of Scandinavia and ask them to put all their mids in once city and fire forward batteries is the only acceptable action.

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World's second largest air force

>>131644929
watch them run aground lol

>>131644929
I see these things every.single.day.
t.live in Newport News

>>131646008
Fin pls. Your cuck canon is no match for our Freedom Brgr-Class Armor.

>>131645767
>Saving Europe who mocked us pulling our heads out of our asses and electing Trump
You like eurodick so much go fucking get some but you don't deserve to be on our clay cuck

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>>131645330
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>131646168
>>131646207
>He saves the thumbnail

>>131644929
let them into our ports so they can fuck our sluts

>>131646168
>>131646207
nice thumbnails, way to embarrass us.

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>>131645711
LEOL

>Erect a sign that says "No gays allowed"
>All sailors resign
>Officers surrender

Ez pz

>>131646383
>>131646482
At work on phone I'm sorry guys

>>131644929
Nuke them

>>131644929
applaud Steve Bannons warmongering because I wan't the world to burn

>>131645984
google filename

>>131644929
Ram them with a commercial tanker

>>131644929
offer them tea and crumpets and a happy meal for pudding and point them toward london

>>131645984
An anti ship missile that cruises at mach 3, has 250km range, can carry a conventional or nuclear warhead.

A single battery of these could sink an entire carrier group in minutes.

>>131645869
Noice

>>131644929
Pay a bunch of rice farmers to board the ships

>>131644929
>fires missile

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>>131645869
You're a funny guy Vlad
Never happen though, especially with your shit military

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>>131644929

We are used to take niggers by the sea, we will accommodate them to the CARA in Mineo.

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>>131646137
It's okay Nigel, we know you just laugh to keep away the pain

>>131647026
That why you have more niggers than the rest of Europe combined linguini?

>>131647000

To be fair their shit military is built specifically to counter ours

Sure the PAK FA is inferior to the F22, but it doesnt matter when you cant establish AS over Russian mainland

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>>131647093
My sides

>>131644929
The sea is really beautiful, isn't?

>>131647294
How is Brazils navy?

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>>131647224
no joke
they copy everything burgers have

>>131647482
pretty much non existent and underfunded (also very corrupt like every 3rd world country).
specially with a shore big as ours, our navy is as shitty you can get.

>>131644929
Point the positions between Swedish and Estonian coast.
Nuke Malmö for starters.

Drain the fjords
We can do that

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>>131647482
brazilian navy

>>131646872
>has 250km range
250km.. wow, that is almost 1/3 of a carrier groups aircraft combat range.

Also carriers are nearly impossible to sink, you can disable one, but even old kitty-hawk carriers have proven to be very hard to sink.

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>>131644929
*blocks your path*

>>131647962
That's not a chinamen

>>131645330
There are only two types of ship in naval warfare. Submarines, and victims.

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I open the the water valve and drain the sea.
You can't attack me via the coast if there is no water! HAHA BTFO

>>131647708
>>131647859
Hey at least it's the most powerful in south america anon

>>131644929
Send out a few oil tankers or merchant ships to run into them. There's nothing they'll be able to do to prevent it, apparently.

>>131644929
>The SS-N-22 missile skims the surface of the water at two-and-a-half times the speed of sound until just before impact, when it lifts up and then heads straight down into the target’s deck. Its two-hundred-kiloton nuclear warhead has almost twenty times the explosive power of the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima.

>>131644929
Go about my business and let them return to their harbor.

>>131647962
Tripwire trap spotted !

>>131644929
>sees flag
more nigger migrants

>>131646008
Total Annihilation or Supreme Commander c uck?

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>>131644929
Welcome them home

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>>131644929
Hope I have some of these in stock.

>>131644929
we don't have coast
checkmate NAVY

feel good for all the business the whores are getting for a week?

It's a nice tourist attraction when they anchor near Lisbon, i guess.