How would /pol/ react to alien life. Would you guys accept them

got problems punk? you wants to fight?

>>131635030
edgy fag

Depends if the female xenos are cute. If so I would get a qt alien waifu and leave the roasties and the shitskins behind.

>>131634960
Depends on how they act towards us, and how much more advanced they are. If they are cunts, but willing to show us shit, bitch them out once we've caught up to them in terms of technology. If not, just enjoy mutual prosperity?

>>131634960
i think i would fuck your sister then smell her stinky feet!

>>131634960

>How would /pol/ react to alien life.

"I bet the Jews are behind this"

>>131635030
Bro you need to calm down edgy fag
>>131634960
Only if they pay taxes

>>131634960
If they can come here on the order of a human life time then they can most likely harness extreme amounts of energy. As such I will submit to them and join their cause. This will allow me to understand their purposes better and look for opportunities to fight back if their purposes are nefarious. To do anything else is death.

>>131634960
Planetary wall, now!

>>131635254
That Was the only reaction I could think off.

>>131635254
>implying they aren't a genestealer and/or chaos cult

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>>131635477
I would love if it some eldar if you know what I am saying.

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>>131634960
>Would you guys accept them or would you go full imperium of man on them.[?]

That depends entirely on THEM, don't you think?

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Pic related

>>131635254
>b-b-but its just a meme goy

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>>131634960

>kill them
>take their tech
>move on to the next xenos scum

>>131636007
In all seriousness that looks badass.

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>>131635254
It's probably true

>>131636007
pity they got cucked by Spock prime with his message of peace and tolerance, became degenerate fags and were enslaved by the Cardie-Klingon Alliance.

unironically purge them

fuck aliens dude

>>131636170
Terran Empire logo. Earth ruled federation in an alternate universe in original Star trek. Even had an evil Spock with a goatee.

>>131634960

We would do exactly this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn7KTOLbyfQ

>>131634960
I would try to rape them

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>>131634960
>be pic related ayy lmao
>i want to advance humanity
>here take this unlimited energy
>take this thing this will keep you awake for the rest of your life
>take this anti-gravity tech too
>but wait i get to harvest humanity later

Can't find the image, but essentially it came down to 'fuck off space nigger'

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>>131635254

Memes aside, it would be pretty cool. I assume a race that has the technology to visit other planets willy nilly is probably advanced enough to not want to "le alien invade us" for some arbitrary reason. Depends on just how far ahead of us they are, I think some beneficial trading could happen and we could get dank spaceman internet because god knows we fucking need it in Australia fucking government messing up the NBN I can't believe that they fucked up the fiber to the premise concept so fucking badly now I can't even use internet in the afternoon without fucking congestion so yeah I hope the aliens come here

If aliens got here there technology would be far more advanced than ours. They could probably eradicate us in the blink of an eye if they truly desired it.

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>>131634960
>>131637268
This one?

>>131634960
Fuck off space niggers, we're full

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>>131634960
Mandatory vid for aaaaylmao thread

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I feel like /pol/ would be very undwelmed compared to the rest of the world.

There's no such thing as aliens and when they come it will either be the devil or a psyop, don't be a retard, faggot

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Follow up question how would you guys fell if they did this to our women pic related

They're already here.

>>131634960
Trade at first, get all the knowledge you can from them but be very wary.
After establishing superiority proceed with cleansing the xenos, last thing we need is someone with the ability to use relativistic weapons other than us.

>>131634960

I accept every benevolent being. Those who want to farm humans can fuck off.

>>131634960
Depends on their intentions, of course. If they found us, that'd mean their technology is far more advanced than ours. I think a diplomatic approach would definitely be the best choice.

>>131634960
I mean, would you not? Also, it really depends on Xenos type, Eldar are fine, nothing else though.

Mexicans come to the US daily.

>>131634960
>How would /pol/ react to alien life.
Fuck aliens!
Are aliens gonna pay my bills and put food on my table?
Fuck no!
Life will go on as usual for us, who don't like in an ivory tower.

>>131638722
Be happy because the Sisters of Battle recieved an improvement.

>>131635120
> subjugate alien race
> breed with their alien qts

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>>131634960

If they were shitty, harmless, semi-sentient cave aliens we found on a distant planet, then that's cool I guess.

If we woke up one morning and there was a few hundred Protoss-esque warships in orbit over Earth, I'd be pic-related.

>>131634960
>"well they're better than muslims or niggers"

>>131638823
What if they want to cleanse you first?

>>131639935
>Travel randomly through space in the hope of finding someone else with a liveable planet you can settle on
Sounds like gypsies, not sure that's an improvement over niggers and muslims.

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>>131639935
what if they wuz kingz n shit

>>131639935
>they're better than muslims or niggers
Until they reveal themselves as 'gay-feminist-mudslime-coons-gypos' from space

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>>131640871
>what if they wuz kingz n shit

>>131635920
this

i think the most likely option is PURGE but it might be better to jew them of their gay space federation

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>>131635254

>>131637987
Da, spasiba tovarishch

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>>131640895
What if they call homosexualality a mental disorder? How would the NORMIES handle it

>>131634960
15 years of "History Channel" conditioning for Alien Invasion.
Aliens aren't real. We are all alone.

If they were real, I'd want to know if they were cool or not. Is it peace or war they want. Next step is trade and technology.

>>131636286
Hahahahahahahhahaa
Reeeeeeeeeeee

You goofy!

>>131634960
What if the Third Reich escaped to space and was returning?

>>131642032
see>>131638309

>>131634960
#XenomorphsWelcome

>>131634960
I thought about this a lot. In the beginning I was like
>aliens would be the one thing finally uniting humanity against a common enemy
but as time passed and as I learned about the nature of lesser races and leftists I realized that
>we should team up with the aliens and exterminate all niggers, muds and leftists

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>>131638309
>invert racial color

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>>131642144
>#XenomorphsWelcome
nice proxy

>>131636007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5QLokGTdyg

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>>131641717
>aliens land on earth
>offer cure for homosex
>leftist media loses their shit
>aliens get kicked off from earth
>humans are known as the retarded race throughout the galaxy from now on
>human jokes become interstellar meme
that's what you get for not removing leftists

>>131634960
why do you want to know?

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>>131642562
How can Homo Sapiens even compete?

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>>131635120

smash or pass?

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>>131642969
No reason...

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>>131643632

>Batarian squad hiding in their village.
>deploying nearby from your dropship
>ItAintMe.mp3 starts playing as you torch the alien village down.
>you unleash this death and destruction simply because the aliens dare to attempt to colonise where Humanities manifest destiny lay.

Seems pretty comfy. Fuck Citadel anti-war alien protestors.

>>131634960
Will try to stop that sandniggers.

>>131643139
Is it holding his dick?

>>131634960

If they're friendly to me, I'll be friendly to them. If they're hostile to me, then I'll defend myself to the very best of my ability.

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>>131644160
"I am commander Shepard and this is my favorite post on /Pol/."

>>131634960
Fuck off space niggers we're full. You can crash on the moon if you want though.

GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE

>>131645926
K-kurwa!

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>>131645986
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msL-XFs3Ggs

>>131634960

We will be too busy killing each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIHSxLYzc6Q

>>131634960
i'd tell the aliens that the blacks are trying to wage space war against them then sit back and watch the aliens remove them for us.

>>131646964
Calm yourself Steven Greer.

>>131634960
well if i where to guess blackend.com would to change to humand.com
You mad alien boi?

>>131646964
The aliens will surely know who the good goys are

>>131634960
>our Hungayylian cousins from Sirius have come to visit, rejoice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cy9HeM8QQc

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>>131634960
Accept them. Maybe they can eradicate all the spics, niggers and mudslimes. Or kill me and release me from this shit life. Either way it's a win win situation.

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>>131635254

>>131634960
they better not take our jobs and white womens

>>131634960
Imperium of Man happened AFTER the Unification Wars. The Unification Wars put down a lot of the war mongers and retarded populace. Why do you think there are no Blacks in 40k?

>>131648225
They would have evolved out of the need for sex and work.

>>131640895
gay feminist don't reproduce and have no birthrate there is no society that can be like this and survive in a long term.

>>131648340
so they are NEETS?

>>131648522
O muh god

>>131648060
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Fuck off space niggers we're full
>You can crash on the moon if you want

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>>131648522
I needs to change muh flag. Thanks anon

>>131648250

and the unification wars happened after the dark age of technology, which is where we're headed right now.

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>>131648250
The salamanders would like to have a word with you.

They would probably go to the chinks. You would find the most numerous population and talk to them.

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>>131637870
aliens make contact "with our advanced technology we have come to the conclusion that has been perplexing your population, humanity has only 2 genders"
leftys call for interstellar war.

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>>131649303
I'm listening

>>131649543
If you were looking at chinks objectively you would look at them as farm chickens or a pod of sardines

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>>131634960
>imperium of man
The overwhelming majority of "man" are niggers, poos, and other subhumans.

I'd sooner ally with the aliens and help them wipe out the untermensch.

>inb4 edgy
Sorry I don't care about shitskins.

>>131634960
Exterminatus.

We already have blacks. We don't need any space niggers.

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>>131650207

>>131648250
The Emperor also worked to restore the original human DNA, the one untainted by the diseases and wars of the Age of Strife, before sailing for the stars.

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>>131634960
GAS THE ALIENS

>>131634960
>How would /pol/ react to alien life
/pol/ hates and distrusts the jews.
If we could banish them back to their home dimension we would.

>>131650556
>Spiritualist
Try collectivist, fanatic militarist, or fanatic xenophobe.

>>131649975
But when you have no knowledge of humanity western ubermensch aren't going to look any better than the 1 billion degenerate ant people in Asia.

>>131650556
>charismatic
>xenophobe
y

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>>131635254
you got a good hearty laugh out of me
keep up the good work ireland bro

>>131651004
stop trying to meta the game dipshit. Hes roleplaying.

>>131650843
I feel like better ideologys bread success so the supreme society would be universally recognised. Unless the aliens are just rogue fags and we get a kid alien that starts burning us with a giant magnifine glass.

Aliens are just nips from the future

>>131634960
ayy lmao detected, post with your alpha centauri flag, xeno scum

>>131651284
while the chinks run around burning, we can use our diplomatic skills to communicate and aim the light beam over Africa...

>>131634960
>would you go full imperium of man on them.
Here on 4chins, I would for the memes.
IRL I'd be fascinated by them.

>>131635254
(((Geexlomorgomacsh)))

>>131650776
Christianity is needed to keep society from decaying morally thus forgetting our principles

>>131651540
Why so they can chimp out on the aliens' ships? We would be Jews to the aliens, it would be our dimise.

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>>131652007
Lmfao taking the Regan invasion address to a whole notha lvl.

>>131651990
Fascists and Nazis were Christians mostly as an afterthought. It was not the mainstay of the ideology.

Not religious and given the size of the universe I already expect there to be life out there. So no problems on that front.

However, given the size of the universe; I would be amazed that they found us and made it here. Which means they have a vast technological advantage on us.

I would be shit scared for the future of humanity and would expect the worst.

I would be content with them as long as they stay on their own damn planet.

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>>131634960
I've read enough history to know how that'll end up.
I's be a gud house-human, massah!

>>131638722
What's changed? That already happens to our women when they hit menopause

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>>131634960
If they're synths I would fuck them

>>131653125
>im 12

>>131653125
>being attracted to robots
>being degenerate
Unless the synth has a working womb and some imitation of human flesh then your fetish is a shit anon.

Fuck off, we're full. You can crash on the moon if you want.

>>131634960

Fuck off spaceniggers we're full, you can crash on the moon though.

>>131648060
>but I think the discovery of extra terrestrial life will end racism
I wonder how he reckons that? It would only confirm that intelligence can exist in non-humans, so we can finally know for sure that niggers are not human.

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>>131653611
>not being attracted to robots
>being a massive organicuck
No anon, your fetish is a shit.

>>131649303

They are only black due to mutation.

>>131637760
>advanced enough to not want to "le alien invade us" for some arbitrary reason

No invasion has ever been arbitrary. It is always about resources. Those resources could be living space, water, food, minerals, slaves, or all of the above. Various justifications may be used to convince people to go along with it, but it is always about resource competition.

>>131635254
>Huge green nose from outer space

>>131634960
xenos all day over then a nigger

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>gib xenopussy

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>>131655928
Liara is the best alien waifu

Human enough not to be weird, alien enough to be exotic.

>>131653611
>fucking meatbags instead of that sweet cyberpussi
>>131654334
unf

>>131634960
The reason why the imperium of man kills all the xenos is because the xenos wants to kill humanity.

>>131655928
Friendly reminder any Xenofuckers are no better than the faggots who unleashed AIDS by fucking monkeys.

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>>131635254
>yes goys the aliens are among us, they want a one world government before contact to show we are ready! deposit all your shekles here as we transition into the Earth Credits system of currency please

>>131638722
Confused boner, but i would purge the heresery with my flamer.

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>>131656495
Don't be a xenophobe, goy

>>131656828
Only the Finnish can say such cuck words

>>131657205
>Fought off a Russian invasion
>cucked

Leaf education.

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>>131634960
>How would you react to a CIA op involving fake aliens?

GTFO here

>>131638677
Yep. This is probably the CIA posting to gauge people's reaction

>>131634960
If it benefits our end goal, which is a white space imperium, sure.

>>131634960
Exterminate every single last one of them and burn their dwellings, monuments and structures in general to ashes.

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>>131636133
>take their tech

>>131649303
>black
soot skin not actually brown

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>>131634960
Fuck every ufo girl.

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>>131643247
Problem?