Australia hate thread

>>131620180
Fuck you spiggerjewafropean

>>131620272
Is it true that all your public bathrooms use blue lights so junkies can't find their veins?

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>>131620180

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DAILY REMINDER TO ALL AUSFAILIANS

>>131620180
Australia is rightful Emu clay.
I hereby ask votes for all the members of the UN to rename Australia as Emuia and take Australians as serving slaves to their Emu overlords.

>Vote 1 to say Yes
>Vote 0 to say No

this is inappropriate
we are even more full now.
>this means you, you paki cunt

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>>131620180
Mods need to deal with this before we do.

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>mfw amerifats think we care what they think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdWBXEDi9vw
watching this right now
no comment

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>>131620285
That's meant to be an anglo not an australian you imbecile.

>>131621004
Ausfailians are Anglish criminals

Literally the same thing as anglo

>It's an obsessed foreigners episode
Fark I've seen this one a million times

>>131620921
That's a big kangaroo

>>131621004

sup leftypol

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>>131621133
They are more chink than anglo nowadays. And you are also anglo, retard.

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>>131621150
How chang chin chuo, how's canada?

>>131620416
Only in nightclubs

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>>131620180
second coming of the emu when?

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>>131621137
for you

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>they are so buttvexed over our superior shitposting prowess that they try to band together against us

made it 2 da top

Australians should be purged.
All they do is post blacked spam.

DEATH TO AUSTRALIA

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Never forget

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>>131621459

>>131621459
Wouldn't be hard to nuke ausfailia, it isn't connected to anything usefully geographically

fuck, seppos are dumb cunts. look at the image @131621628 posted and this is the same cunt that started the thread.

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>>131621727

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>>131620180
<< Average Australian house pet

>>131622074
Hello Belgium

>>131622074
These fuckers basically do become house pets, they typical pick a single spot on your ceiling to lurk forever. Got one thats been hanging out in my bathroom corner. He's alright, Hunstmans don't do anything wrong.

>>131622074
Huntsmans are bro tier. Keep your house free of flies.

>>131622414
>Hunstmans don't do anything wrong
except eating your cat

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>>131620180
tfw you have to share a country with OP

>>131620669
Takes one to know one m8 i r8 ur b8 8/8 i vindic8 a failed st8 8 days str8

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the accent is fucking priceless tho

Ausfailias only exports actor's because they spend their whole lifes pretending their country is great and has a place on the world stage, only to defect and never return to that emu infested embarrassment of a country

>>131622504
>has cat, worried about spider in another country that camps and eats bugs.
Get a cattle dog and stop being being an effeminate faggot. Rainbow flag.

>>131622074
That's not a spider. That's a raid boss.

Ask me anything about Australia, I live here

>>131620416
Yes, all bars/clubs do this and even our buses

>>131623251
LEEROY JENKINS!!!

>>131621719
you see the shit in australia? if australia hasn't killed these people, a nuke won't do it
it would just make them stronger
nuclear shitposting

>>131623312
does it really piss people off when junkies just use a white light they buy at a dollar store?

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>>131620180
oooohhh poo

my feeels are hurted


GO FUCK YOURSELF MEXICUNT

>>131623389
We already nuked our deserts and found families of abos having dinner in the craters.

>>131620837
Fucking Emus...

well fuck yous too

>>131623608
Calm down mate


unless your a chink


GO KYS IF YA ONE

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The doctrine of the equality of man was never intended to apply to the equality of the Englishman and the Chinaman. - The Rt. Hon Sir Edmund Barton, GCMG, PC, KC, First Australian Prime Minister.

>>131623443
I don't think anyone really cares. Most of our clubs are basically drug dens with the owners in on it anyway

>>131623443
It does not work. The blue light overpowers it still.

>>131623493
Not even a meme

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_nuclear_tests_at_Maralinga

>>131623721
Thank your leb cunts for bringing drugs into the clubs now


those cunts own most of them.

>your only argument is a failed military operation that happened before federation

>>131623389
Hydrogen bomb, let the milk like tides wash upon the shores of every nation, and when they breathe deep the ocean spray, knowing ausfailia is no more. children will swim with sting rays, eyes reddening from ausfailia liquefied remains.

Russia of like you. Live with that.

>>131620669
>DAILY REMINDER TO ALL AUSFAILIANS
STRAYAS BTFO.
Asians are weakest of the races, and Australia is slowly being overtaken by the asians

>>131623344
lol
>>131623045
Shit! Fuck you! We're still suffering from you sending Jim Carey down here! Take him and Justin Beiber back right this instant! And take that fruitcake Donald Sutherland back too!

>>131623895
Dude is just jealous because his country is run by a Muslim

>>131623228
We have spiders here but they are the regular size of an insect.
I also happen to like cats more than spiders

>>131622825
god i love this image

Why am I advocating for wmds to destroy ausfailia, all we gotta do is arm the emus, and they will finish the job

>>131623753
It literally says nothing about Abos eating dinner in that source

>>131624055
I couldn't believe Australians could be such a sissy.
Apparently during WW2, Japanese took more than 22,000 mighty austrains as prisoners if wars.
Japanese men would have rather perform harakiri than surrending,, unlike you Strayas.
https://www.awm.gov.au/visit/exhibitions/stolenyears/ww2/japan
how does it makes you feel when you come to know that puny little 4 feet japanese men took thousands of you Australians as prisoners.

>>131623802
Yep. I knew a bloke that got bashed in kings cross by a bouncer because he gave drugs to another mate in the club. Apparently he got bashed because the drugs weren't from the clubs 'in house' dealer.

>>131624538
>"Over 22,000 Australian servicemen and almost forty nurses were captured by the Japanese."
>" By the war’s end more than one in three of these prisoners – about 8,000 – had died. Most became victims of their captors’ indifference and brutality."

At end of the day, Americans saved the ass of the Australians.

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>>131620180

>>131621609
Right on bro.

Aussies are fucked in the head.

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>>131624538

Signapore was surrendered by the british and the aussie soldiers of the 6th division were under british command.

I know you don't have good education in India but you can read this sort of thing on the internet.

>>131624657
Probably got captured making their pants into shorts, eating Vegemite, and still ass sore from getting raped by emus.

>>131624005
I think pajeets might actually beat Asians for the weakest race title

>>131624025
Nah we don't want Jim Carrey back, Justin Bieber is blacked, and what's wrong with Donald Sutherland? Why not fuck Alanis morrisette or fuck Mike myers?

>>131620837
abos doe

>>131624538
How does it feel knowing your guys was eaten?
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Japanese-ate-Indian-PoWs-used-them-as-live-targets-in-WWII/articleshow/40017577.cms

>>131624596
I am fucken right on the money

One of me cousins is on ice cause of a Leb dawg.


Fuck those filthy cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT12WH4a92w
pure kino

>>131624433
>>131624631
F
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EMUS

>>131623493
Oh those poor aboriginals.....stuck on a shitty Island with people dumber than them and the nuke didn't do the job, better drop another one

>>131624166
You could have picked on our shitty internet speeds at least, but these huntsman spiders are good blokes. Ive never killed one ever. You can pick them up and all.
However, I prefer them over cats. My eyes swell with cats.

>>131620416
Tfw maccas have them too

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This is now a thread dedicated to celebrate Australia's culinary excellence.

>>131624657
>>>131624538 (You)
>>"Over 22,000 Australian servicemen and almost forty nurses were captured by the Japanese."
>>" By the war’s end more than one in three of these prisoners – about 8,000 – had died. Most became victims of their captors’ indifference and brutality."
>At end of the day, Americans saved the ass of the Australians.
>>131625124
>>131624882
>>131624811
Got em!
Butthurt Aussies!
How it does feels to be assraped by Nippons 60 years ago and now raped by Chinks in 2017.
It's as if Australians like Asian cock.

>>131625537
I responded
Look >>131625124
I think having your guys being eaten is worse than being captured.

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>>131625427
Seems like a rip off of milktarts

>>131625330
I think everyone knows by now that the easiest way to get a huntsman spider to stop coming in your house is to flip it over and suck its dick.
Hear me out.
Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They're surprisingly docile once they're in that position. Then, all you need to do is gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small; approximately the size of a thin pencil eraser. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates; usually 30-45 minutes later. If you don't feel the rush of semen, you will know by its legs scratching playfully at your face when it gets oversensitive afterwards.
The main trick is not to swallow the spider semen. Trust me, I know it will be tempting. But no, pick up the spider and let him outside, then drool its ejaculate material near the entrances to your house. Spiders are highly promiscuous, and its semen mixed with your saliva will signal him to move on to another house. Spiders do NOT like to get their dick sucked by the same person twice.

>>131623753
>reparations paid to abos
lmao

>>131625537
Nice try, poo

>>131625537
I'd answer, but Pajeet-land has been BTFO by Greeks, Persians, Uzbeks, Mongols, Mughals, Afghans, Brits and more.

australia fucking stinks.
inb4 gook, poo, or mudshit

>>131624538
Why the fuck are these brown I Indian cunts participating in these boards? You aren't welcome here and have no ducking right to converse with white people. Get the fuck out here Indians

>>131625330
> My eyes swell with cats.
Yeah, if I wanna pick on something I will peak on the fact that you are weak fags.
Allergies - sign of genetic degeneracy

>>131625885
Fuck off newfag

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How can Australian males even compete?

>>131620180
Fuck Harold Bishop and that miserable cunt from Home and Away.

>>131625932
Fuck off curry cunt. It's always fucking Indians who follow all the fucking 4chan rules and use the lingo. Just get fucked

>>131620180
>Shitposting burger got lynched by aussies
I love you glorious cunts.

>>131626052
L U R K M O A R

>>131620180
Ye can't hate on these lovely bloaks mate.

>>131626198
I'll do whatever the fuck I like mate

>>131620180
>defeated by emus
>Emu connoisseurs attest the bird tastes like a fine filet mignon.
First result on google.com on emu meat.

>defeated by carp
>fried carp is prized in Alsace, France. This fish is honored with one or more seasonal festivals in Alsace. It seems that I have heard that in former days nobles used to prize carp and restrict the hoi poloi from eating carp

How come Australia is defeated BY FOOD?
WHO ARE YOU MORONS?

Here we have so many fishing and hunting restrictions, I would love to fish some carp and you morons are eradicating it.

>>131626259
Get fucked cunt you're an embarrassment

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>>131625427
Man I havn't had a custard tart in years


My old man use to have them all the time


Fucken hell , thanks for the feels cunt

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>>131625727

>>131626444
It's not that hard to make you roastie moron.
MAKE IT YOURSELF!

>>131620180
Why are the dumbest cunts always posting from Australia? They don't know shit but will argue endlessly from their ignorance.

>>131620180
AUSSIES LOVE BIG BLACK COCKS. THEY POST'EM EVERY DAY.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/07/16/australia-actually-declares-war-on-cats-plans-to-kill-2-million-by-2020/?utm_term=.d3dc2cc0c00f
YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
The powerful sun if fucking with your tiny dry brains AUS!

>>131621899
this is an ideal male body

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fuck /pol/
this is now a pro-Australia thread

>>131626699
That Aussie clearly wants the black cock.

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>>131620180
Fuck off you fat shitty bastard.
Remember, the whole world hates you. Always

>>131622414
fucking hell mate i'd shite my pants if i saw that big bonce crawling around my bath tub

do people die in australia cos of the wildlife?

>“Carp is one of the most farmed fish in the world and an important source of protein in lower to middle income countries, so is vital to food security.”
But they're trying to kill it all instead of selling it cause they're morons.

>>131620180
>hating banter
whew

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Japanese POWs on the Tiwi Islands with their Aboriginal capturers.

>>131626521
Faggot

You have no idea , My old man use to love this shit.


You made me remember him cause he is dead.


Fucken thick in the skull cunt

>>131620837
By the natural laws of conquest, this is true.

1.

>>131626933
I bet you can't even cry cause THE DESERT IS TOO DRY!
Tipan up the ass bogan!

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>>131626699
THE CALL THAT SAVED AUSTRALIA

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Some countries have dogs as pets Aussies have spiders

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Reginald Walter "Reg" Saunders, MBE was the first Aboriginal Australian to be commissioned as an officer in the Australian Army.

Following the invasion of Crete in May 1941, the 2/7th Battalion was initially employed in a coastal defence role, before taking part in the fighting around Canea.
After this, it took part in a devastating bayonet charge at 42nd Street, along with the New Zealand Maori Battalion, which killed almost 300 Germans and briefly checked their advance.
It was during this battle that Saunders killed his first opponent:

>"... I saw a German soldier stand up in clear view about thirty yards [30 m] away. He was my first sure kill ... I can remember for a moment that it was just like shooting a kangaroo ... just as remote."

Australia has a death sentence a every few meters.
https://www.northernstar.com.au/news/our-10-deadliest-animals/2648358/
http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2013/03/australias-dangerous-animals-the-top-30/

>>131625052
Mike Myers is at least funny and Morrisette's music doesn't annoy me to hell and back. She probably hasn't said anything to piss me off. Yet.

>>131621526
Nah mate, that was the Chinese.

>Chinese colony
http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/06/20/532915180/why-is-china-snatching-up-australian-farmland
http://gulfnews.com/news/asia/australia/chinese-is-australia-s-second-most-spoken-language-census-shows-1.2049723
Soon they'll say:
>we wuz convicts 'n sheeiiitt

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>>131622560
I know that feel

>>131624631
Almost as good as when you owned half the world only to become a Pakistani satellite state

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>>131625427

>>131620416
>TFW you find out blue light bathrooms aren't global

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>>131627534
Did the big bad chicken scare you??

>>131627636
Remember having that every Christmas as a kid

>>131627820
Only at Christmas?
Were you faggots on a family diet?

>>131621392
FUAAAARRRRRRRKKK mirin physique

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>>131627887
>romanian

Romania belongs to Australia

>>131627887
No cunt that doesn't mean I only had it at christmas, that's just when I remember having it most

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FUCK ME DESU OH YEH RIGHT IN MY BUNGHOLE THATS IT HMMMM YOU LIKE MY TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY ASS THATS RIGHT AW FUK ME CUNT THAT HITS THE SPOT SHIT IM GONNA CUM AHAUAHUAHAU AWWWWW GOOD SHIT.

>>131626806
Foreigners do more than we do

Case and point:
www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/teen-explains-why-he-jumped-into-crocinfested-waters-in-far-north-queensland-20170320-gv2fxx.html

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>>131627887
Australian tradition is to have it at Chrstmas dumbass.
How about before you type you find out shit

>>131627763
I have no idea what your talking about

>>131620180
hi cool sunnies dragon.jpg poster
hows the holiday going?

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>>131622074
huntsmen are like guard dogs, they fuck up other spiders

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>>131625727
huh, i'll keep it in mind

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