CANADA, YES!

>>131608788

source?

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>>131608788
>thought smuggling
Jesus Christ leafs.

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>>131608788

>>131608788
This cant be real, even for Canada...Id like to believe.

>>131608788
wow a racist bigot isn't allowed to go speak to a bunch of dumb rednecks from alberta. the retard "we're like the canadian texas" province where literally all the religious nuts are? too bad. :(

>>131609138
How obvious can you be leaf

The fuck?

https://medium.com/@KelemenCari/american-speaker-arrested-in-canada-for-smuggling-hate-speech-on-his-ipad-4aa9f0f28f2b

Great now i really am getting that 5 mile wifi reciverto use thr coffe shops wifi, and a new compy

Fucking christ

>smuggling
This rings of fake news.

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>>131608788
ehhh lmao
just rake us

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>>131608788
>Cananda

>>131609388
i'm not hiding. i'm a leaf. so what? i figured my interpretation of alberta gave that away, and i'm not wrong.
that would be nothing but a massive bigot festival sitting around talking about how getting 50,000 refugees is going to turn our white nation into an islamic state in 5 years. pathetic reactionaries.

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What would happen if they ever checked my computer

>go for a trip to canada
>they confiscate your phone on the airport
>turns out you have a picture of a cartoon frog
>40 years in canadian tolerance prison for smuggling intolerance

>>131608788
should have smuggled it up his ass.

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>>131608788
someone just fucking nuke us already

>>131609773
You're going to jail Anon

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>>131608788
What the fuck did they do? Check his fucking phone at the border? This seems fake as fuck.
>pic related
It actually is fake as fuck.

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>>131609017
Help!

>>131610308

> Conservative Youtuber
> Going to an openly anti-Islam rally

Yeah, Canada's totally not 1984 authorities would never search that guy

>>131608788
How do you "smuggle" hate speech? What even qualifies as hate speech to you leaves?

>>131610468
Sure search him, but ask him to enter his phone's security code so they can check his phone for hatespeech sounds beyond retarded.

>>131610562
Taking something against the law of the land across it's borders

w8...Canada still has borders?

RACISM!

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>go to canada
>border guard asks to check my trunk
>agree
>he opens the trunk
>finds a single post it note on the inside
>"ur a faget"
>sentenced to 15 years in the maple mines

>>131608788

>worldwide coalition against islam

I'm SO in.

>>131610751
I've always wanted to try this

>>131608788

Yeah. Canada is one of the most fucked up nations. They elected a mentally retarded frat boy as PM.

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>>131610580
http://globalnews.ca/news/3268531/cellphone-search-at-the-border-cbsa/

>>131611111

>>131608788

Here is Wild Bill's video about the matter.
https://youtu.be/TwaMpTLUmX0

Has Canada officially out-sweded Sweden?

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>>131610099
>should have smuggled it up his ass.
It's Canada. There's an Anti-homophobia cavity exploration at the border, they have to make sure no one is smuggling their intolerance and bigotry, so anal play is the best way to prove it and be on your way.

>>131609595

A FUCKING LEAF

>There is another post talking about 750k new citizens per year

nice slide

I want this ride to end.

>>131609595
Its called the great WHITE north for a reason you fucking shill

>>131610751
>sentenced to fifteen years in the maple mines
Jesus my sides.

>>131611672

Doesn't sound so 'great' to me.

>>131611672
Ooooh careful with that language leaf, shill can be perceived as anti semitic in certain circles. Don't want a 3 year stint in Poutine Prison now do ya eh?

>>131611780
not so much these days, no.
The amount of hijabs and shwarma shops increases everyday. just annex canada and make us great again

>>131608788
Cuckada is lost

>>131608788
Christ, Canada. Get your shit together.

>>131608788
eh? Not yet learned that before passing the customs you need to wipe out all your data from your computers/phone/cameras....

He deserved it for being this naive.

>>131612291
No but seriously, these ppl getting caught at the customs are clueless...

You have to be paranoid to be good!
Paranoia will save you

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>>131608788

President Trump needs to make a big deal out of this. An American is being held as a political prisoner. Send in Army Delta.

Im still surprised how 4chan is still not banned in leafland

>>131613002

Give it time

What would happen of you were in canada and they checked your computer ?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13304375
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13304375
http://www.strawpoll.me/13304375
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13304375

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>>131610751
>Maple Mines

Yeah... Spent probably 20-30 years in the Maple Mine. Of course, you never know as there is no track of time in there. The days just seem to blend together. It felt like a dreaded waste of life; breaking down the fresh frozen sap from the cold mineral walls that had contained me in my isolation. I hear the howls of fellow cell mates screaming their racial and gender identities as if it would garner enough privilege points for them to be allowed out to see the sun for a mere few minutes. See, in the Maple Mines, day-light savings time is not spared for the intolerant. It does not matter if you are gay, bi, Black or Muslim; if you discriminate anyone but whites you will be indicted and thrown into that sticky sweet hell.

Long before I was sentenced I was a florist. Mending together the most beautiful rose one could ever bare eyes on. When you are in the Maple Mines one loses their true sense of beauty, it becomes a mirage that loses form the more time goes by as it finally vanishes. I remember a self identified pansexual muskrat man came into my store asking for one of the petunias that would sit above one of the shelves. I grabbed the petunias ever so gently as I placed them on the counter and ringed them in on the cash register. It was here where one minor slip of the tongue would change my life forever.

"Would you be paying by cash or debit Mrs.?"

The look of horror in the self identified pansexual muskrat man's eyes as it rushed out of my store and onto a parked RCMP squad car. Seeing her talking to the constable had confirmed that there would be no opportunity to reverse things. I took a side step and tried to run in any direction I could possibly go but it was too late. I ate a bullet right in the calf muscle and before I hit my knee to the ground another one in my shoulder. At my last glimmering yet blurry sight I could see the name tag of my assailant before my conscience would slip; "Magnum Pakminder Dhaliwal Singh Khursanga PI"

>>131614896
I would awake soon later in a helicopter flying me over a frozen Tundra. Looks like the Free Health care was just a sham to force you to live long enough to harvest Maple for Aunt Jemima. That ruthless cunt nigg- oh wait, oh God, no!

Nothing to see here folks - RCMP

JESUS CHRIST SOMONE FUCKING HELP US, PLEASE!

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>>131614896
>>131614919

And to think it was probably not even on his devices physically but in the cloud somewhere. They should build some gulags there

>>131611920
>poutine prison
If they served that in the chow hall of said prison I'd get locked up for life and die of a massive coronary a year into the sentence, a happy man

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>>131608788
excuse me?

>>131614920
It's too late. You are getting arrested for Illegal Possession of Hate Speech Pepes

>>131615303
When Arianna Grande had her "One Love" concert after the terror attack, some people got approached by police for stuff they had in their Notes app on their iPhones.

That's right. They can even check your Notes app against your consent & without your knowledge now.

>>131608788

>Smuggling "hate speech"

>>131608788
Archive, you fucking mongrel.

1984 is here lads

B-but I thought 'current year man' would make Canada accepting for everyone. So much for tolerance

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>>131608788

There is no room for racism in our country.

Stay out Amerifats

>>131610580
They can check your phone.

>According to Daily Xtra, a Canadian man was blocked from entering the U.S. after a U.S. Customs and Border Patrol officer read his profiles on the gay hookup app Scruff and the website BBRT, a community for men looking to hook up with other men.

>André claimed that a border officer took his phone and computer and demanded the passwords for his devices.

http://m.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/02/22/canadian-man-customs-gay-app_n_14928858.html

>>131616410
Islam is not a race, it's an ideology.

Stupid Newfie thinks everything is racial. Do you not speak English?

>>131609138
We need to get rid of these stupid novelty flags.

>>131616721
Gay Canadian Andre wasn't tortured for the password. Why give it up?

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>>131608856
>source

lurk moar

I will volunteer in the war to liberate Canada

>>131614896
>>131614919
Top kek

>>131608788
Ol Castro strikes again. Jesus, this is fucking insane

>>131615448

I remember reading something like that but it was about a guy in a train that wrote something about helicopters in his Iphone notes , the police found him inside a train to ask questions

I wonder if it applies to android notes app ,I keep urls to archived thrads there

>>131608788
Invade now!

I always thought the leaf stuff and Canada hate was a meme.
You can genuinely go fuck yourself, Canada.

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>>131614896
Noice.

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>>131608788
Canada... holy shit. You are truly the gold standard of cuckoldry, the cutting edge. Sweden and Germany can no longer compete.

>>131608788
OH CAAAAANADAAAAA

>>131608788
Canada is an absolute joke.

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>In a shady alley, two men in trench coats meet.
>One of them has a fedora while the other wears a guy fawkes mask
>"Do you have the goods." The fedora wearing man asks while eyeing his surroundings.
>With a small nod, the man in the guy fawkes mask opens his trench coat to show his stock.
>Waiting inside were dozens of micro SD cards.
>"Mind if I take a sample?" The fedora man asks as he takes his phone out along with a 20.
>With a nod, the masked stranger hands him an SD card while pocketing the 20.
>With shaky hands, he inserts the SD card into the phone to check its contents.
>Instantly, the phone is filled with nothing but Pepes.
>Ever since P Day happened, the Pepe economy had exploded.
>Every Pepe was now a rare Pepe.
>Suddenly, sirens fill the air as dozens of police cars block them off.
>"This is the Canadian police, eh! Drop the Hate Speech and come out with your hands up, eh!" A pudgy man shouts from a megaphone.
>"Hey look! There's somebody using the wrong pronoun!" The fedora wearing man shouts while pointing in the distance.
>Once the cops are distracted, the two men scurry off into the night.
>As the cops realize they are bamboozled, they let out a sad sigh before leaving the scene.
>The war on Memes continues.

>>131625080

Sweden and Germany have a lot of shit, but they haven't made criticising Islam specifically illegal yet.

It's close what with hate speech laws, but not quite there yet.