Venezuelan Uprising Video TRANSLATED

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>tfw your country is finally taking the fashpill

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>>131602864
There are no human measures of thickness to describe how hard my dick is right now.

Venezuela deserves FREEDOM. Enough unreal socialism, please.

>>131602704
Is anyone else having fun watching the left most rebel guy wiggle around?
It's like he's trying to adjust his balls discretely.

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>>131602704
>we are warriors of god
>literal DEUS VULT

YES

YESSSSSSSSSSS

isn't the guy a shitty actor

>>131602704
>In Portuguese
WHO THE HELL FUCKING CARES?

>>131603718
>a fucking leaf

KEK

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>>131603628
VE POR ELLOS OSCAR

>>131602704
Looks like a CIA clandestine-OP.
Color revolution?

*deeply concern*

lmao they don't even have red dots on their famas

>>131602704
have a bump

Can't watch TV I need a
>quick rundown

>>131604201
>The bogs have finally had enough of Maduro's commie shit
>Send Oscar to cause a mess, all while lifting moral to freedom fighters
>It will all escalate to a revolt/civil war
>Iron, but fair grip

>>131602864
sauce

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How many fucking Venezuelans need to clarify that literally nothing is happening? Have every single every single one of you ignored literally everything that Venezuelan anons have said throughout the past 4 hours?

There's no fucking coup, the helicopter faggot did what he did then disappeared off into the sunset.

>>131604498
Yes, Anon. I am Venezuelan and can confirm that nothing is happening. Also we have much toilet papers.

>>131604498
you're right. if you want to see something happening, you can see people protesting here: https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=caricuao&src=typd. but that's pretty much it.. there are some few other protests on other places

We should open up a burger joint with all these nothing burgers on the menu.

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>>131603498
>Warriors of jesus christ

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>>131603628
VE POR ELLOS OSCAR

>>131604943
Just to clarify: The helicopter pilot is just a rich actor who's LARPing, right? I read his Instagram page and after everything I saw, the call for action that he did seemed like a shitty audition for a movie.

>>131605955
nope. he's an actual cop and a pilot, but he's an actor too. but no one seems to know what he was trying to do (why would he throw a few grenades over the supreme court and fly away?), some people thinking it was a false flag or something set up by the government to make people ignore that they gave chief prosecutor powers to the ombudsman, who's loyal to the government (the chief prosecutor isn't)

How will being fascist help? They still nationalize everything...

>>131608018
I heard about this, and it's possible. But I have two other theories:
1) It was a false flag to justify further militarization of Venezuela
2) A very shitty attempt by helicopter guy to provoke an uprising

With the information we have that's all we can speculate.

>>131608018
It was a bold move

Monitoring till I fall asleep.
Yesterday was an abundance of MAJOR happenings globally.


Start of the lolokeks

>>131602864
>>131602980
Aren't the opposition socialists as well though?

God damn, Venezuelan Spanish sounds like 1 billion times more sexier than hideous beaner Spanish.

>>131610033
Depends on the zone you live, but yeah our accent is top tier.

>>131604866
Kek

>>131602704
He's not hiding the face, name

>>131604866
lmao

I'd love to believe but...

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VE POR ELLOS OSCAR DESU

>>131602704
Faggots too scared to show their face.

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VE POR ELLOS OSCAR

>>131602704
Will Venezuela be a Phoenix Nation? Will they rise from the ashes of the failed old ways to usher in the light of the new?

Check em.

>>131602704
WE WILL GET TO KILL COMMIES IN OUR LIFETIMES

AND EVEN BETTER: COMMIE SPICS!

Fuck yes, who here Venezuelan foreign legion?

NUESTRO ENEMIGOS SON LOS COMUNISTAS, CAPITALISTAS, RACISTAS, FRANCMASONES Y EL NUEVO ORDEN MUNDIAL

>>131602704
cool, what game is this?

>>131602704
Man, that guy one the left was so fidgety I had a hard time paying attention.

>>131615532
Tropico 6

>>131615617
I hope you survive the civil war. Give them hell, Enrique.

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Fifty bucks Radonski is placed after the coup, because Shlomo has made psyops and art form.

As this forum clearly demonstrates.

>>131615213
He says this?