So, uh, this week...

>>131599367
DRUMPF

DU SCOOBS :DDDDDDDD

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>>131599367

BUHHLUUMPFFFFF

News Flash

Prez blames someone else for his lack of leadership ~

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>>131599367
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Daily reminder

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LONG LIVE SCOOPISTAN

>>131599367
I'm sure he got the juicy news about Russia during his visit. Maybe even spread some rumors to CNN to help them along.

>>131599872
It's almost like low-hanging, topical fruit is easy to pick.

BONALD DRUMPF IS FINISHED

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>>131599367
>Colbert is sitting across from you on the opposite end of a long dining table in his mansion
>You sit there with your Trump hat on just watching him. He sits there with a slight smile on his face
>Abuella, his illegal immigrant servant, comes up to you and drops an empty bowl in front of you
>She opens a carton of ice cream and asks you with her thick accent "ples tell mi wen?"
>You smile and nod as she digs the scooper into the creamy delicious ice cream
>She plops one round scoop of ice cream down into your bowl
>for a split second she looks at you and hesitates before digging her scooper into the ice cream again
>you see Colbert's smile turn into a frown and his eyes narrow
>She scoops the ice cream from the carton and Colbert is seething at this point
>She moves the full scooper over the bowl and as she releases it Colbert springs up onto the table
>like something out of one of your animes Colbert runs across the whole table and reaches you before the ice cream had even finished dropping down into the bowl
>he grabs your head and viciously slams it into the bowl screaming "TWO SCOOPS TWO SCOOPS!!!!!!!!"
>he lifts your ice cream covered face to scream into it "YOU LIKE TWO SCOOPS DO YA?? IS THAT RIGHT YOU BLOMFLSKILTSKIN SUPPORTER???"
>You try to scream but he grabs the spoon and begins shoving the ice cream down your throat
>You cannot scream, you cannot breath, you can only embrace the sweet delicious coldness of death.

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>Jimmy Fallon Bests Stephen Colbert In Total Viewers

https://deadline.com/2017/06/jimmy-fallon-beats-stephen-colbert-total-viewers-first-week-since-donald-trump-inauguration-tv-ratings-1202120671/

Hair tussle man wins!

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>>131601351
My sides man! MY TWO SIDES

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>>131601351
TWO SCOOPS TWOSCOOPS!!!!!!!