Is she the ideal wife for /pol/?

>>131596320
T H I C C

>>131596320
Ideal aunt, let's say.

>>131596320
>which camera is filming :D

>>131596320
Who is she

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>>131596320
u wot m8?

>>131596320
>landwhale

>>131596564
She's a backup WH press secretary conference woman, and she #reks hard on easymode.

>>131596320
I wanna hang out with her but i just dont find her super attractive, thats all.

>>131596476

Girls know when they are above the average level of attractiveness, which feeds self-centeredness. This type of chick may be good fucking material but you're highly likely to be dumped and divorced when she gets "bored".

Face it. For a marriage to last, you need to marry a 4/10 or lower.

Her right eye bothers me. Would still tittyfuck.

I'd fuck her after a few whiskeys, plus she's better than Spicer.

>>131596320
You can tell that she has one of those awesome innies

>>131596320
Did they tell people to turn off the cameras because she looks like an inbred tard?

Seriously her lazy eye and scrunched in features trigger me. Also why dump spice man for her, she's just as dumb and trips over her own words as bad as he did. Are they trying to play the womens card for those dank approval point memes?

>>131596776
>if you want to be happy for the rest of your life
>never make a pretty woman your wife
>so from my personal point of view
>get an ugly girl to marry you

Overstated, but there's something to it.

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>>131596320
No sneaking up on her

>>131596696

Being a conservative and attractive woman is increasingly becoming an oxymoron. Hot girls have so many alphas knocking on the door and eventually they cave and ride the dick carousel.

If traditional American values are to survive, you must marry and procreate with these type of women. Even if you don't find them attractive, at least take one for the team.

>>131596320
FUCKIN FAT

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>>131596922
No, dummy. What you're supposed to do is get a hot chick and convince her that she's ugly.

>>131596320
I have not seen her sandwich making abilities, so I cannot say with any authority.
Probably too head strong. And probably makes erectile dysfunction occur.
3/10

>>131596978
Which increases the chance of an innie by like 99%..

>>131596320
What % jew does she have?

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>>131597116

Holy shit. I didn't think about that.

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>>131596320

You know he married into it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B_rRmkbA9I

>>131596320
you forgot
>ugly so probably not too picky, herself, when it comes to looks

>>131596962
>>131596962
I dont disagree with you. Lauren Souther et al are doing it mostly for the attention.

My wife is def a qt but not extraordinarily hot but we are (mostly) on the same page ideologically so i cant wait to make a beautiful conservative family with her.

>>131596320
Her dad was Governor of Arkansas so you know she probably got some good hookups for primo SEC football tickets. So yeah I'm down

>>131596320
yeah this is my perfectly ideal woman. why do they have to be so hard to find. i just want to live out my days with a tender loving conservative traditionalist, wouldn't mind if she was religious.

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>>131596320
>Face it /pol/, the majority of you would marry her.
No, they would with this one.

>>131597224
Damn.

I'm not gay but I can spot an attractive man when I see one. He's at least a 7/10. Nice preppy look with the photogenic smile and stubble.

Sarah married a man that's above her. Usually it's hot chicks marrying ugly men for their money.

Kudos

>>131597199
Checked, I'm not sure if that's really a good idea unless you want to play all the time. Depends on the situation.

But what I've been developing in my mind is an idea where the WH has a scheme that middles out between the tired and dead WH press shit and the people who say to just shut it down. Here's my idea: cycle the people up at the podium. Maybe it's Spicer most of the time. Sprinkle in this lady. Maybe work in another assistant some of the time. Pence or Trump makes a surprise appearance once in a while.

If we want to keep this venue going, then keep it fresh and interesting. The cancer here is the press asking the same 3 questions for an hour after having to listen to the daily itinerary that nobody cares about.

>>131596320
She single singlehandedly manhandled three CNN reporters. Batted them aside like an elephant. Bet they wish Spicer was there today

>>131599351
Does Sarah have more balls than Spicer?

>>131599544
No, she's just the gravitron