BREAKING NEWS: A COUP HAS STARTED IN VENEZUELA

First for helicopter rides

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better dead than red

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Do they actually have enough guys to make this thing stick, or is it just a few soldiers biting off more than they can chew, like the 2-26 Incident in Japan?

Hopefully they don't manage to get everyone in the country killed.

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ITS HAPPENING LADS! This was posted on his instagram.

POSTING IN EPIC BREAD
#SOSVENEZUELA
GO GIT IT BWOY

It's all smoke and mirrors to fuck up luisa ortega via supreme court.

>breaking

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Perez will be giving helicopter rides to every Maduro commie fuck out there.

>>131588066
Does it matter, they will just install some other commie...

>>131588066
>1200+ soldiers
that's not enough

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>>131588457
Speak of the devil.

PRAISE KEK

>>131588413
why would they want to fuck her?

>>131588413
Dude i feel bad for Venezuela

>>131588066
This guy is handsome as fuck desu

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Mods should sticky one of these threads as to not clog up the whole board.
I'm not a robot

Venezuela is a mess.

>>131588066
HELICOPTA RIDES FOR THE COMMIES

>>131588471
depends. if they have some initial success, others will join them.

Let's tweet this at Trump with hashtag #MVGA.

We can get him to send troops/arm these rebels and overthrow this communist shit, bringing in capitalism and after a few years completely BTFOing commies once Venezuela is a first world country.

This is a golden opportunity to make him into a Reagan-esque hero, and like Reagan, make future US politics shift far more towards Trump policies.

#MVGA

>>131588591
>LGBT
Checks out.

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>>131588066

Helicopter you say!?.....

you need some..... lessons?

>>131588510

What I meant was the helo guy is probably a false flag to distract the public's attention away from the supreme court stripping away the General Prosecutors office from its powers.

I hope I'm wrong tho.

>>131588578

:(

>>131588413
plz elaborate.

Also hope all is well bro.

>>131588066
>Oscar Perez's Instagram
Holy shit.

So we have a white, catholic aircraft pilot that helps kids with cancer and fights for freedom? I hope he personally kicks Maduro's ass.

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Helicopters and communists in south America is a good combination

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/vg/ soon?

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post in this thread if you're with Oscar

spread the news and spread the freedom

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>using american rifles
lol

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hell yea, this should be interesting.
>you will never lead a coup against your corrupt government and be the hero of your nation
guys a baller

>>131588681
Venezuela is a waste

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God bless this man. Good luck sir. We are rooting for you.

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>>131588921
>CIA's face when

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>>131588705
Dude looks like a model no homo

>>131588471
This is why we need to get Trump to fund/arm them. It was an extremely effective tactic in South America in the 20th century. It's different to arming Islamist rebels because these are /ourguys/ and just want a free market instead of lining up for days for a slice of bread.

#MVGA.

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>>131588921
Who could be behind this?

>>131588744
So hes not /ourguy/?

>>131588471
>1200+ soldiers
And a country full of desperate and angry citizens that can be put to use.

>>131588921
They might be domestically produced AR pattern rifles.

Don't you guys just use a FAL derivative in 5.56?

Death to the CIA rebel scum, may Maduro slaughter them all!

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This dude is alpha AS FUCK. I mean, Putin's alpha levels.

OSCAR PEREZ FOR VENEZUELA'S PRESIDENT!

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>>131589043
>No homo
>LGBT

>>131589067

Hard to say, right now, my twitter feed is a fucking mess, and since the gov either controls or blackmails all the mainstream media...

>>131588744
This can happen in Brazil they will probably hack our voting sistem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3PkPYKeU4M

>>131588921
They could even be Chinese. ARs are just as prolific as AKs anymore.

Venezuela civil war general when?

>>131588710
What are those missiles?

>"I Ain't No Senator's Son" by Blue Oyster Cult starts playing

>>131589043
Soaked panties everywhere he goes.

>>131589067
If it's a false flag, he's not our guy, but as it stands he's said all of the right things - hard core nationalist, Christian and opposes socialism. Plus he's doing this via helicopter. If he's a jobber it'll be a big disappointment.

>>131589043
He looks like a video game character.

>>131589157
Look all I'm saying is I would suck his dick no homo

Are you faggots seriously supporting a jewish imperialist coup?

I fucking hate Marxists just as much as any of you but in this particular situation, by sheer coincidence, they happen to have the same enemy as us.

>>131588829
I just want to see peace get restored down there it's sad as hell

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>>131588984
The last thing they need is official USA support. A large enough part of the population is still firmly anti-American.

Better for everyone to let them work it out themselves, and maybe let Mexico or Uruguay host the de-escalation talks.

>>131588829
Clearly not white.

>>131588693
Yeah, it's a gamble, but it depends on how frustrated the population is. Given how much trouble there has been with food, they just need a victory of morale, even if it is technically a military defeat.

Get people hungry, however, and they'll rationalize action, even on a failed demonstration.

I'm not up on the Venezuelan politics. Mostly just "lol commies". So could be anything, like the guy above mentioning smoke and mirrors.

>>131589043
like this. Seems almost perfectly selected.

Anyway, we'll see. Would love to put another notch on the long list of failed commie experiments, ideally with less bloodshed. My God have mercy on our souls.

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good luck maduro!

>>131589174
We are really is like 1984

>>131589133
>Making the same mistake as Chavez voters
For fuck's sake don't even joke about it

>>131589043
That's CGI

>>131588694
You're a fucking retard, the whole point of electing Trump was to stop wasting out resources. Kys

What if this is just the prelude to the Return of The Great Monarch?

>>131589254
They're only anti-American because theyve brainwashed by Communist propaganda. Have you fucking seen what Stalin and such said about the US?

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>>131588492

>>131589056
You're disgusting.

CIA shill.

#CommiesFuckOff #CiaFuckOff

>>131588066
>Blue eyes
I think that about 1 in 1000 down there.

>>131589178
Bumping this thread theme.

>>131588333
They need to present a united front

If I was larping a coup I'd do it with an ex-chavista functionary (there are like ten zillion of them so one of them must want a coup) and someone from the existing anti-government parties, not in front of my fat friends with guns

STICKY WHEN

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>>131588066

What did he mean by this

(seriously I can't understand espanol)

Even though Maduro is a commie, he's better than a Jewish-owned CIA government.

>>131588694
Fuck no, they voted for socialism now they have to reap the rewards.

>>131589419
>having to choose 4 squares
inconvenient

>>131589109
Maduro is a pussy, he's literally mentally retarded.

Venezuela is fucked up, from every side.

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This is what I got from Twitter
>Maduro troops surrounded the National Assembly
>Journalists and deputies are there and have been forbidden by the troops to leaves
>Explosion heard in El Paraíso

I want this to go civil war already

I want the US to kick the shit out of that commie bastard

I may support syria but better dead than support a commie bastard

>>131588066
Is it our turn ?? ...

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>>131589396
>brainwash your population into thinking America is going to destabilize the country and swoop in and interfere in their society
>during a period of destabilization, America actually swoops in and interferes in their society

Surely you can see why it might not work out so hot.

>>131589439
Not gonna transcribe it, but mostly good.

>Down with commies
>Nationalist
>Seeming religious
>Calling for people to fight

Habbenin imo.

>>131588066
Fug

>>131589211
>BOC?
>CCR

>>131589298
No, it was to stop wasting resources on muslim deserts and to stop the funding of Islamic rebels that Obama was doing. No American cares if he BTFOs commies (see: North Korea)

>>131589553
>Maduro troops

Thats not good. Depending on how many there are this will either be civil war or the coup will be put down

>>131589602
>I may support syria
but that's the right choice
AFAIK Al-Assad is right wing as f

we have something like this in our constitution, literally we have the right to stop any goverment, it's so clear and yet so vague, fuckin lawyers man!
they spammed us with it since 2010....political parties even entered the parliament quoting that chapter, indirectly, you know how this goes, if you are on pol chances are you know what a psyop is.
oh wait, that's our CURRENT goverment, BOTH PARTIES, their cycles repeated that chapter over and over, like if we would put the thugs in jail and shit
it's a very thin line between restoring order and doing a coup, usually CIA does that shit, but now thank god for the internet we have more players in the game.

it's clear on the people
unless i see venezuelian (or whatever the plural is) posts, you are cia full of shit

>>131589208
Anti-ship missiles

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Finally someone had the balls to end the commie joke that's Venezuela's goverment.

>>131588066
he can colonise this pussy if he wants :D

Rise of another pinoshit?

He is a beautiful man. Holy hell. Those eyes. Yes to whatever he says.

there's no coup. just more of the usual. some dude (the most good looking dude ever) threw some grenades over some building but everything else is as usual

>STOCK UP ON TOILET PAPER FUTURES
STOCK UP ON TOILET PAPER FUTURES
>STOCK UP ON TOILET PAPER FUTURES
STOCK UP ON TOILET PAPER FUTURES

>>131588373
Jesus with a Gondor tree

>>131589441
I can't decide which is worse. For real. Venezuela is really fucked up, Chávez and Maduro did it by themselves.

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>>131589780
we live in different times
the international community gonna force elections on the military or else embargo

>>131589815
keep us informed

>>131589622
>communism
>people are starving, no jobs or hope

>America brings capitalism
>people have more than enough food, the economy is great, and Venezuela becomes first world

East Europeans hate America so much, right?

>>131588066
>1200+ soldiers

Is that going to be enough to fight Maduro and his army?

>>131589211
You absolute homosexual. What kind of fucking proxy are you using to make yourself american. How does CCR sound remotely like blue oyster cult to you?

>>131589772
The military has always been left wing too though. If a coup succeeds it will just be another brand of socialism

>>131588066
dude looks pretty fucking serious, hope more people join him

>>131588066
>VIDEO OF OSCAR IN HELICOPTER ATTACKING VENEZUELAN SUPREME COURT
It's just a trial for new Amazon Prime arms delivery

>>131589211
Kek

>>131588921
>MR MADURO
>I'M CICPC

>videos of soldiers taking over the National Assembly
https://twitter.com/Kmaleon02

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>a greek
>still in the process of realizing that governments are cyclical and are still just trying iterations of Plato

read ur own books nigga

>>131589653
It's a /tv/ meme:
>Vietnam movie
>"It ain't me" starts playing

>>131589439
Rough version:
So you come with us in this fight, and we go to the streets in Caracas, to the Tiuna Fort, and also to each military base in the country. So we meet again as brothers with our national military forces, and together we recover our beautiful Venezuela. Today, we are deploying air and land forces with the sole end of returning the power to the democratic people and to comply with the laws and enforce them. To reestablish the constitutional order. That's why we adhere to article 350.

Not my translation, don't blame me if it's shit.

>>131588066
FREE MARKETS AND RELIEF FROM GETTING TROD UPON WILL COME TO YOU
BUT ONLY IF YOU POST
"GO GET 'EM OSCAR"
(Spanish-speaking anons please feel free to translate idiomatically)

>>131589396
Not even Americans are supporting what America is doing right now. No one should be wanting American interference in their countries right now. Save yourselves until we can uncuck this place (which will take years btw). Venezuelans need to MVGA in a way that works for them.

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Is nothing new happening? Is it just a boring fluke?

>>131588066
Checked. Let's fucking go. Commies getting blown the fuck out!! First Sanders, now Maduro! Helicopters incoming!!!

>>131589683
We care here down in the South. Every CIA coup was a disaster for us. Brazil and Argentina, are TODAY fucked up for this reason. 30 years after.

Fuck the CIA, for real, not better than commies.

Is he...dare I ask... /our spic/?

>>131589553
Okay so now either Maduro dies, or he becomes full Castro.

>>131589553
>Maduro troops

how many tho?

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>>131589919
Maybe socialism of the nationalistic variety?

>>131589946
As more time goes on I am starting to believe he may have just been a crazy man. I mean he was in the right but basically acting alone

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>>131589983
holy shit my fucking sides.

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Ah, takes me back to my childhood.

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>>131589890
Take up the White Man's burden,
Send forth the best ye breed
Go bind your sons to exile,
to serve your captives' need;
To wait in heavy harness,
On fluttered folk and wild—
Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half-devil and half-child.

Take up the White Man's burden, In patience to abide,
To veil the threat of terror And check the show of pride;
By open speech and simple, An hundred times made plain
To seek another's profit, And work another's gain.

Take up the White Man's burden, The savage wars of peace—
Fill full the mouth of Famine And bid the sickness cease;
And when your goal is nearest The end for others sought,
Watch sloth and heathen Folly Bring all your hopes to nought.

Take up the White Man's burden, No tawdry rule of kings,
But toil of serf and sweeper, The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter, The roads ye shall not tread,
Go make them with your living, And mark them with your dead.

Take up the White Man's burden And reap his old reward:
The blame of those ye better, The hate of those ye guard—
The cry of hosts ye humour (Ah, slowly!) toward the light:—
"Why brought he us from bondage, Our loved Egyptian night?"

Take up the White Man's burden, Ye dare not stoop to less—
Nor call too loud on Freedom To cloak your weariness;
By all ye cry or whisper, By all ye leave or do,
The silent, sullen peoples Shall weigh your gods and you.

Take up the White Man's burden, Have done with childish days—
The lightly proffered laurel, The easy, ungrudged praise.
Comes now, to search your manhood, through all the thankless years
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom, The judgment of your peers!

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It seems that this guy is an actor.

>>131589441
Maduro has close ties to drug dealing which then funds extremist islamic groups. It's fucking clear. , Venezuela's vicepresident, Tareck El Aissami, is basically a fucking Hezbollah spokesman which uses the Venezuela state to sell drugs, give new identities to islamic extremists, and another retarded muslim shit. Islamic leaders have been struggling to promote their religion on south america to little avail, so finally they got a strong beachhead by infiltrating Venezuela. Maduro agrees to this in exchange for international official recognition and support from oficially islamic countries like Iran.

They have been getting a lot of political power in Mexico too.

Fuck Muslims, they are way more dangerous than jews.

>>131589208
Exocet

Very good.

>>131588066
Venezuelans, dear brothers: we talk as the State

We are a coalition of military, police, and civilians

In the search of balance and opposing this transitional criminal government

We are not and do not have any political tendency

We are patrios, nationalist, and institutionalists

This combat is not against the rest of the State security forces

It is against the impunity imposed by this government

It is against tyranny

It is against the deaths of the youths that fight for their legitimate right

It is against hunger and lack of healthcare

It is against fanatism

This fight is for life, this fight is for the hope we build

It is not vengeance but justice that drives us to make the change

We use this distinction with the color of veracity and Jesus Christ is with us

This is the reason we make a call to all Venezuelans, from east to west, from north to south, to accompany us in this force of fight, and go out to the streets in Caracas

And in the interior of the country, to each military base

To find us again as brothers.

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commies and helicopters dont mix well if I remember correctly

>>131589867
also seemingly no one knows where the helicopter dude went. i don't think anything else is going to happen tonight, but tomorrow it might get a bit crazy as opposition's planning to block streets all over the country for 8 hours or so

Don from Texas is a faggot

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>>131589781
Looks like one of those black and white movie effects where they highlight the eyes

>>131589254
We're one step of becoming like Venezuela. Don't trust in this country.

>>131590188
but Maduro supports Assad, so that doesn't make sense.

>>131589208
exocet anti-ship missile

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>>131589238

CAN YOU GUYS

STOP PUTTING EXTRA SPACES IN BETWEEN EVERY GODDAMN SENTENCE

LIKE THIS, ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.

jesus christ. Use paragraphs like a normal English speaking white man. Not a fucking plebbit poster. It does not make your shitty grammar look any neater or cleaner, it just makes you look like a retard who failed English class.

>>131589919
Left wing didn't always mean identity politics and corruption. It used to mean freedom of *opportunity which isn't all bad.

>>131590179
Disregard my earlier post when I said he was handsome as fuck, I didn't see that receding hairline

>>131590231
How rich are you senpai?

>>131589905
I think the idea is that ideally in a coup you arrest, kill, or otherwise incapacitate the leader and his crucial loyalists quickly enough to where they don't have time to react and you don't have to worry about such resistance
The longer a coup takes, the chance of things getting fucked grows exponentially

>>131590231
sounds pathetic
i was expecting a full turkish night at least

oh my fuckin literal mottherfucking god

there gonna gas zix million venezualian commie jews

its anoder shoah

>>131588921
Guy on the left has a completed 80% lower, that or they decided to sand blast it.

>>131590332
STICKY WHEN
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Like this then?

>>131589905
No, but if the syrian war and the isis war has taught me something, is that even a small contingent must to be underestimated

Just watch the First battle of Mosul, bro.

>>131590223
I dig it

>>131589043
if he wins 100,000 kids will be named after him in the next couple years

>>131590179
he's an actor but he's an actual police pilot too

what i've heard from opposition is that they either believe it's a false flag or they think the dude should fuck off because they don't want any more military people controlling the country

>>131590179
Name?

>>131590332
Okay

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>>131590332
Cry more, guy.

>>131590104
Do any of you fuckers have nukes?
No? Then the CIA did it's job.

>>131590340
receding hairline = testosterone

>>131590231
>also seemingly no one knows where the helicopter dude went.

he dead

The brave and noble Venezuelan people are loyal to the Bolivarian Revolution. ONWARD CHAVISTAS. HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE

>>131590332
This. I'm tired of the perfect spacing. Fuck redditors.

>>131590179
is maduro pullin the ol' spicy Erdoğanroo?

>>131589234
/v/ here can confirm hope he wins

This is me in the Hillary timeline

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>>131588066
>a helicopter

>>131590381
Jews want the coup so they can buy up VZ oil m8

Ok, so do we know (((who))) is behind this and what (((their))) motives are? Is this controlled opposition to create an emergency situation so Maduro can gain absolute power or are (((they))) trying to do something else?

>>131590117
The guys I've seen in the videos don't look to be too much. No more than 12 guys are blocking the entrance of the building, but I have no idea how many more they have in the area

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>>131588066
>videos of soldiers taking over the National Assembly
https://twitter.com/Kmaleon02


>live outside Assembly building
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1KxUX1aOME

>>131590477
If that was the CIA's job then all life on Earth would be wiped out.

>>131590246
like the depths of the ocean. So mesmerizing. Oh shit..I bet Dracula really did have eyes like his, thats how he seduced woman. It works tho

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>>131589297
Watch the video again. I'm almost convinced that this is all CGI, and maybe this guy doesn't really exist. Which wouldn't surprise me, convincing CGI isn't that expensive nowadays.

>>131590332
That isn't a very effective way

of opening a discussion about your autism

>>131590179
fuck

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okay seriously though 1200 soldiers is not that many, unless he want's to get Erdogan'd I suggest we find a way to donate BTC in this thread.

>>131589211
I also like Don't Fear the Freebird.

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>>131590188
You are seriously jewing for the CIA.

HEY, GUYS, SHILL DETECTED OVER HERE!

>>131590101
defintely a minor happening for the time being, but we need to watch this develop over the next few days.

The minor happening is the grenade bombing of the Supreme Court by the CICPC guys. He's allegedly created a coup of +1200 soldiers (cannot verify 100%), but if this holds up, expect an armed rebellion in Venezuela.

This can only get uglier.

>>131590332

>uses poor grammar
>accuses others of using poor grammar
>uses the word grammar when he means syntax
>employs the Reddit spacing meme, revealing himself to be a newfag who is unaware that 4chan users have been using "Reddit spacing" for a decade

KYS

>>131589211
jej'd

>>131588066

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTtUoaWGkQc

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Coup leaders will probably turn out to be American/Jewish shills

I'm not willing to call any side good yet

>>131590557
It seems to me it was one officer and a small group of soldiers. Maybe he was assuming the whole country and the rest of the military would rise up but it doesn't seem to be happening

>>131590630
Ok so how do we mine btc quickly and efficiently enough to get him a substantial amount?

>>131589846
>nodnol

>>131590263
>but Maduro supports Assad
Because Iran supports Assad and Hezbollah.

Iran has a short term goal of getting rid of Israel, a mid term goal of becoming the hegemonic power of the islamic world, and a long term goal of converting a shitload of people to islam (under their moral rule of course).

Of course it makes sense: powerful islamic leaders want to become even more powerful, and they deceive, abuse their power, lie and cheat to get said power. Just like jews. It's the same with every single power group in the world... but there are a shitload of muslims in the world.

>>131590231
Do you think a coup is in the works or was this just the work of a crazy man?

((THEY)) already own the Venezuelan Oil. ((MADURO)) is a Jew and said he was proud of it.

>>131590068
GO GET 'EM OSCAR

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>>131590704
Nah, it's Mickey from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

>>131588066
prepare to be enriched with some le based refugees in the coming weeks america

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>>131588066
HELICOPTER OF PEACE REPORTING IN

>>131590477
You sell uranium to Russia, idiot.

>>131590727
you stupid fucking nigger, we send him BTC, try sending money through FDIC and get back to me

>>131590188
>>131590263

He means Hezbollah when he says "Terrorists". Hezbollah is 100 times better than Al Qaeda and ISIS. But shills and good goys act like they're the same thing.

>>131588838
I'm going to order a tshirt with that logo

>>131590835

who cares?

They already have thousands of nukes.

>>131590793
Nicolás Maduro was raised as a Roman Catholic, although in 2012 it was reported that he was a follower of Indian guru Sathya Sai Baba

sa whaya what whatba

>>131590332
Fuck you faggot.

I do what I want.

You're getting helicoptered first.

>>131590179
He's CIA, you fucking idiots.

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>>131590824
Except that they're not

>>131588066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItFbBFbIg6o&t=9s


What the fuck

>>131590179
>La Sirena

What was he doing here?

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>>131588921
Everybody makes an AR nowadays

>>131590868
That's what I said. BTC.

>>131590893
Good. Anything that helps to highlight autists in public so I can avoid them

>>131590643
Maduro's adoptive son was literaly caught trying to smuggle cocaine into the USA. They were also founding a Hezbollah school in Peru which was trying to radicalize students. Look it up you fucking retard. Do you think jews are the only ones that want it all, and are trying hard to get it? Stupid manipulated monkey.

>>131590669
Yes to all of that

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>>131590179
It's fucking Jude Law you newfags.

>>131590675
Unfortunately that isn't off the table and can be very likely. Anons should be keeping their eyes open and dig for information over the next several days. Sell out politicians and Soros goons would love a scenario like this.

>guy on the left shaking, maybe has to go to the bathroom?
>guy on the right heartbeat 85 per minute through the whole thing

If they kill communists and bring capitalism I can't complain

>>131590687
.......

Well at least if the CIA/America was behind this it's still more beneficial to us than getting involved in any crap in Syria. Venezuela's already a shithole but maybe now it'll be a shithole that we can take the oil from.

>>131589260
Castizo

>>131590669

>have been using...

And its always been gay, even when I do it.

/Venezuela General/ when?

>/Venezuela General/ when?

/Venezuela General/ when?

>/Venezuela General/ when?

/Venezuela General/ when?

>/Venezuela General/ when?

/Venezuela General/ when?

>/Venezuela General/ when?

>>131590571
>>live outside Assembly building
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1KxUX1aOME

They just cut the feed, something sounded like far away firecrackers going off before they did.

>>131590687
>willingly connecting to the botnet
wew

>>131590751
Confirmed, you ARE a fucking CIA shill.

Get the fuck out of here.
Are they paying you well? Well, go pay a nigger to fuck you, cuck.

We don't need your "advises" anymore, fucking CIA cuck.

>>131591140
If you want to start /VG/ go for it

>>131591140
Never, faglord.

>>131591140
never because the name is too long faggot

something like /vzg/ could work tho

>>131588066
Does anyone have a quick rundown on this man's political game?

>>131590357
i'm not rich. dad has some money. i do freelance stuff on the www for americans, i get along. why?
>>131590377
it's pretty boring, although i was a bit scared about 2 hours ago
>>131590489
i don't think so
>>131590790
it's extremely weird that someone would just throw a few grenades over the supreme court building just fly away just like that. maybe he was expecting support but it never came? i don't think it was a coup attempt but it was very weird

COMMIE REFUGEES INCOMING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTtUoaWGkQc

Also I provide the thread theme. :)

>>131591229
>i do freelance stuff on the www for americans,
Hey, you're the guy from last time that posted the view from your window.

How's it going, friendo?

>>131591203
>>131591217
rude

>>131590813
kek Pee-wee Herman always seemed like a bit of poof so I never watched his movies, but I do see the resemblance.

>>131590179
Fake coup d'État like Erdogan (Turkey) Did?

>>131590332
it's le reddit spacing

>>131588921
Well, ARs are used by pretty much everyone
Also, the one on the right is holding a FAL

>>131591140
When the world genuinely cares about what's going on there

a.k.a never

>>131588066
Is this really a coup or just a Supreme Gentleman that happened to have access to a helicopter?

>>131591023
I never said that I support dumb Maduro.

But you're clearly a CIA paid shill. You couldn't be more obvious with that "kekistani" flag. Moron!

>>131591168

Yeah that's concerning

Someone's being shot

>>131588234
>Venezuelan commies get dropped from helicopters
what a time to be alive

>>131591077
Never forget that (((they))) funded both sides of every war in modern history until they get an advantage. I'm not saying this isn't genuine but rather be skeptical.

>>131590881
Yeah they are just trying to impose their shitty religion by force to infidels but they aren't that bad, right Ahmed

>>131591229
Oh hi window anon

>>131591229
>i don't think so

If he isn't dead then he fled the country, making the possibility that the coup was organised by outside forces more likely

>>131588921
Dude even favelados have american rifles.

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>mfw more leftist liberal venezuelan cucks coming down from their shit country

You guys brought it to yourselves, stop pouring into my country.

You retards wanted to be the Che Guevara loving leftist communist shit hole and now deal with it, assholes.

guy in the youtube comments saying there is a rumour the rebels have taken the Fuerte Tiuna

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>>131591237
how many will weedman take?

>>131591064
They are CIA, they'll bring (((capitalism))).

>>131591364
Bets on Commie Army shooting the gathering crowd because they wouldn't back off.

Caracas triggered (episode of Homeland) the third beauty i was missing for my "trinity"
Martina García
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Odette Annable
i used to like blondies, maybe in my 50s i will like taking it in the ass, keep an open mind dawg

>>131589781
>>131589778
>women

found a livestream of the news (in spanish)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1KxUX1aOME
people are spamming fuera maduro, which translates to out maduro in chat

>>131588066
If Perez is our guy then let's see some dubbs on this roll.

>>131591437
shut up venezuela 2.0

>>131591362
>call people that posts easily verifiable facts "shills"
I can't help you. Nobody can. You're retarded.

>>131591229
Just interested desu

>>131591342

Coming from the most irrelevant country ever.

>>131590121
I'd be fine with that.

>>131590068
LA LIBERTAD DE MERCADO Y EL DERECHO A NO SER PISOTEADO VENDRAN A TI PERO SOLO SI POSTEAS "VE POR ELLOS OSCAR" EN ESTA THREAD

VE POR ELLOS OSCAR

>>131590390
>80% lower

The upper wouldn't bolt up then bro

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>>131588066
Diz gun be gud

Well there you have it folks Kek has spoken and he says Perez is not our guy so...

>>131591507
>/ourguy/
>dubs
Just fucking leave and never return.

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TRUMP SEND THEM HELP

FUCK UP THE COMMIES

>>131591615
You are late, theres no happening

>>131591606
VE POR ELLOS OSCAR!!!!

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>>131591502
>>131591465
>>131591364
>>131591168
>>131590571

News live stream is still on it's commie patriotic elevator music.

Something definitely went down.

>>131591381
Better than your (((bosses))), shill.

>>131591520

Not there yet. Not even close too.

Thanks to them, for a great part.

Can we consolidate the two threads?
>>131584834

looks cool but honestly probably wont amount to anything like all the protests

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>>131590104
Fuck off thanks to the military we are not a commie shithole

Cuba GDP per capita: $6,480
Argentina GDP per capita: $22,500

THANK YOU CIA

>>131591611
You're a retard. kys

>>131591271
>>131591407
that wasn't me friends
>>131591417
i don't know how that works, but i think that if he was dead then the government would have said so to discourage other potential rebels

>>131591668
Ha ha ha

>>131591675
He can't, anything the US does will "look bad" given the history.

>>131591648
Please, change your flag. The kekistani flag is being used by CIA shills. Even in this very same post.

>>131591737

Tianamen Square 2: Maracas in Caracas

>>131591023
had no idea about this

>>131591740
Muslims are scum. Their leaders want a islamic caliphate and they influence the lives of 1.2 billion people all over the world. They are way more dangerous than jews.

But it's not like I expect you to be honest about this, Mahmoud. With your taqqiya and all that.

>>131591928
ok i loled.

>>131591846
>that wasn't me friends
Two Venezuelans who claim to be taking internet work from Americans?
Is this the pass time over there?

>>131591856
Oh he could send people in, they just wouldn't tell anyone as they have done with latin america lots of times

>>131591841
They didn't do a good job, today we have La Campora, the MST, and the PT.

Besides that, they destroyed the economy with neoliberalism.

>>131591962
Franqui Francisco Flores de Freitas and Efraín Antonio Campo Flores

Look'em up

>>131590104
Don't worry yuan we're coming to save you and your failed government next.

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>>131591928

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>>131591928
I keked at this

They're doing gods work.

>>131591237
venezuelans are pretty cool

>>131590332
>spaces his screaming

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>>131591856

>>131591928
9/10

nigga batshit crazy

someone make a marble statue of him

>>131592041
We can't win 'em all, kid.

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>>131591928

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Hopefully we steal their oil and I get cheaper gas 2.49 a gallon to bukku.

Yay C.I.A

I hate niggers desu.

What's the situation?

Looked up some hastags on Instagram, lots of Venezuelan kids are saying this dude is an actor. Anyway to verify if he really is with the National police force?

same old same old for as long as ive been paying attention. dumbocrats support communist dictators because they share a root ideology and repubs support military juntas because they kill commies.. Obama the commie / now /Trump the commie killer

>>131589254
>A large enough part of the population is still firmly anti-American.

Dude you have to learn how Venezuela works.

If Isis go to Venezuela and drop some $ to some guys they will become more islamist than the islam itself. if uncle sam gibs money they will suck his cock in a second. till 1999 we where a Capitalist country.

Thats why some retard love Maduro, he gibs them free shit and they dont care it the country burns.

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>>131591996
Muslims are not scum. Wahabbis are scum, jihadists are scums, those whom your government fund.

Good muslims praise the Covenant, and defeat your ISIS in Syria and Iraq, and protect christians.

Admit it, real muslims kicked your fake muslims asses.

>>131592246
lol arizona gets like 1.99-2.25

>>131588066

/vg/ lets do it!

>>131590179
>>131590179
>>131590179

>Hello CIA

>>131592259
He is both but we can't trust anything in this shithole so this may be staged by the government.

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/ourguy/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BV0p0KllhEZ/

>>131592283
lel non-whites

why is perez so white tho?

>>131588066
>>Oscar Perez
He looks very white for an Venezuelan. He seems to be of pure Spanish descendant.

I hope Maduro stands against the putschist. If they win Venezuela will lose its souveregnity and become a vassal of the USA.

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>>131588066
Interesting digits OP. GODSPEED.

>>131588066
So is this going to end up like Libya, is the US funding this like Libya?

>>131591606
VE POR ELLOS OSCAR

>>131592341
Is this what is passing as white in Murrica now?

Wow that 54% is really doing its thing.

>>131592323
So he's an actor turned Fed? or other way around?
Kind of doesn't surprise me an actor would go all out.

Capital liveztream https://youtu.be/xbsqtZE8550

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>>131588066
BUMP MOTHER FUCKERS

>>131592025
having clients from the richest country in the world while living in one of the poorest countries of the world is extremely profitable. i can pay my yearly rent and basic expenses just working for two months

>>131588333
I'm sure your government will help them in no time, if they aren't already involved.

>>131592420
He is an actor and a CICPC officer (criminalistics office in Venezuela)

all a fucking ruse

>>131590263
Honest question what about that post doesn't make sense to you?

Iran and Venezuela have been buddy/buddy for years now stoking each other's ego in some weird pariah state bff thing. The second biggest export from shia countries is heroin base (one step past opioium.


Madurai's support for assad does not go far past his friendship with Iran.

>>131592395
The US wasn't responsible for the Libyan mess, the UK and France were.
>>131592446
Can you post the view from your window?

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>>131592246
The CIA are not your friends. They snatch your kids and do experiments on them until they grow up and impregnate the females for a future baby factory. I'm not even kidding either.

>>131592323
Would Maduro really pull a trick like that while his government is already shaky and dependent on paramilitaries?

I mean, even if it does all go according to plan, it will only increase the chaos and resentment.

>>131592247
>>131592402
>>131592412
>>131592446
Can we get a quick rundown of the political situation that has lead up to this?