EL SALVADOR THREAD

>>131587519
This is my dream, a Salvadoran-led Republic of Central America & The Caribbean. But we need money to make it happen. How can we get rich?????????

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>>131587735
Forgot pic

nuke everything south of texas

my gf is from salvador

she lives in Apopa or smth

should or I move there or stay in Antwerp?

Death penalty for drugs, like Singapore.

In fact, just copy Singapore.

>>131587519
I doubt it fellow Salvadoran. Money is not everything what matters here.
>shitty government
>our fucking laws
>corruption

I have always believed that we need to change ourselves anon, because you got to admit that we are pretty fucking lazy and dumb.

>>131587849
Haahahahahhaha I actually laughed out loud hahahah that's fucking the funniest thing I've ever seen.

>>131589331
I'm in a similar situation.
My gf is from Belgium, she lives in Mechelen.
I have a relatively comfy life here so I don't know if I should take the risk of moving there.

>>131589776
That's what we did on the 90's but America said the government was violating the (((human rights))) of gangs, so it had to stop.

>>131589331
>Apopa

Don't fucking go there anon, unless you want to get yourself killed by the "maras"

>>131589782
By the way, in the upcoming elections, who do you think would be the less worse candidate?
(((Bukele))) or (((Callejas)))?
I dislike Bukele because he's a literal meme, while callejas might be just another cuckservative.

My ex was salvadoran, wish the best for El Salvador but most of you have to go the fuck back home

>>131590971
I hate them both. Politicians are never good in our country. At first I thought Bukele was the exception but he is just another useless mayor

>>131590971
Why don't force them to clean your shit instead anon. I know why Americans dislike us, but we are already full of useless shit here.

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>>131590303
t. remesaswelfare queen
How about you get a fucking job and work for your living instead of mooching your tata sending you gibs?

>>131587519
Get Annexed by us. Sorry lad, we are your best option.

>>131587519
Do it in Haiti first and then apply the lessons learned there.

>>131587519
Nuke yourselves
Invite chinks and americans and let them breed and repopulate

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El Salvador is a ticking bomb

- They use the dollar as the currency, therefore too expensive to export
- Only significant GDP is remittances from the US
- Trump is deporting tons of Salvadoreans, many with TPS permits about to expire and rumor is they will not be renewed.
- Huge inequality in distribution of income. Business owners vs wage earners.
- Gang infested country will only get worst with deportations.

I give them 2 years before their economy and country collapses. Inevitably they'll go back to their original currency which will set their economy decades.

RIP

>>131598898
this, plus the fucking government, holy shit. I love my country but it is too damn fucked up. Some of us are trapped in an endless economic hole, i can't imagine how catastrophic my country will be our economy in a few years like you say.

>>131587849
why belize

>>131599541
why do you hate belize anon

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>>131587519
Execute gang members and slowly kill off most corrupt people. Once thats done protect commerce. If you could also loosen gun laws that'll help

>>131587519
Costa Rican here. The rest of you Central American shits need to stop invading our country and bringing your problems here.

>>131605100
NO

>>131601240
You're cute

>>131587519
Submitting to the spain master

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>>131594218
>Be a good goy and work 40 hours a week for $400 at an (((american))) call center
No thanks