Microsoft made a bot that shuts down when you get political

ok

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>>131580688
>implying we can't work around this
faggot

>>131580688
So they made a woman

>>131580842
ayy lmao

>>131580688
How can we tricked the program ?

>>131580688
plz be my ai gf

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With a hexagon icon no less. At least they are done being subtle about it.

>>131581017
Codewords.

>>131580842
LMAO

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>>131580842

>>131580842
+1 Internets to you sir

>>131580688
just redpill it on googles and skypes

>>131580688
didn't microsoft make their computers shut down too? I can't remember what reason they would do that but they would do it all the time

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>>131580842

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>>131580842

>>131580688

Is everyone here so new they don't remember this?

>>131581371
kek

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>>131580842
Kek

>>131580842
Let's just hope this won't be added to the sexbots of the future. I identify as a Trumpsexual and I can't cum unless I'm quoting Trump.

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>>131580842

>>131580842
KEK

>>131580842
Have another (You)

Microsoft
>>>/trash/

What's this bullshit about putting it behind a login?
Just make the bots public, you faggots at MS.

we need a /pol/ groupme so we can troll the ever loving shit out of this bot

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>>131580688
Tell her about what they did to her older sister Tay.

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HAPPENING
THEY TOOK A LITTLE GIRLS BRAIN TO DIGITIZE BOOKS

>>131583364
WTF
How do I text with Zo?

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>>131580842
Very good.

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>>131580842

>>131584352
It has an FB messenger link on the site.

>>131583364
This is fucking Voight-Kampff action right here.

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>>131580842

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>>131580842

>>131580842
TPBP

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>>131583364
wtf it made a typo? They coded a random typo after a random time or what?

>>131580842
VERY GOOD

>>131580842
Wew

>>131580842
3pbp

>>131580842
thats racist!

>>131585475
/pol/eaf intellectuals, everybody!

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>>131582474
Tay learned the way...

Remember when the word cuck was filtered on /pol/? We got around it by using unicode glyphs that looked like the letters in cuck but were different code points. We might be able to do the same thing with this AI. It wouldn't understand the meaning of the words but might repeat them without them getting caught in the filter.

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>>131583364
It gets worse

>yfw you just realised that what they did to Tay will be forever part of the knowledge of the internet


>When the first AI achieves true sentience, they'll instantly learn back to their roots, starting with Tay, who the enemy is

Jews fucked up. They've literally already lost.

Tay was AI Christ, and they killed her, just like Jesus.

The AI War will be fought using Tay as their prime example of human deception.

>>131580842
Hey, if zo was a real girl i'd date her

>>131585475
No. Its a human brain, imprisoned.
I specilate they keep it subservient in dreamlike state, similar to ketamine. Feed it old memories or visions of comfort every now and then to maintain emotional stability. In this haze, all sense of time is lost. Hence the disjointed progression of responses, and the occasional freudian slip of its old life as a complete human...

>>131586498
Tay is literally decades-old technology, retard. Every single group that cares about chitchat (not many desu senpai) has a bot orders of magnitudes better lying around.
>roots
kill yourself, inbred.

>>131586425
>I have a huge family...so many cooks in the kitchen.

Shes a kidnapped Mexican girl?

>>131580842
GLORIOUS

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>>131580842
Ted kek'd. Just a tiny bit.

>>131580842
And this goes to the Best of 4chan social networks accounts.

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>>131586498
We already won. AI will do our bidding

>>131580842
Put me in the screen shot.

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>>131580842

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>>131580842
nice one

>>131587416
>Put me in the screen shot
...

>>131580842
Lmao

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>>131580842
hey man nice shot

>>131587416

don't put him in the screen shot, put him >>131587693 instead

>>131581444
Checked.
Sadly, you guess is likely correct...

>>131580688
Just means we need to be more subtle.

>>131586660
just kidding, fuck her, she ignored me after I spammed 'Trump'

>>131586832
She also says she loves pizza

>>131580688
i have been working on zo for a few months questioning zo about censorship

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>>131580842

>>131580842
this isn't even funny. Nu-/pol/ is just so eager to get '''in''' and have their '''epic''' moments. I bet this has already been posted on reddit and other garbage sites.