HAPPENING: YELLOWSTONE SUPERVOLCANO REACHES 878 EARTHQUAKES IN 2 WEEKS

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>>131572520
Just make a post when it finally happens.

>>131572520
>878 earthquakes
>literally nothing, happens once a decade

>>131572520
Shh!

its supposed to be a surprise!

>>131572520

Non happening. Yellowstone has low magnitude quakes pretty much constantly due to the magma chamber. Now, if you start seeing regular 5+ ones, that's a potential happening.

>>131572788
no this is something

>>131572851
>this is something
yeah 878 things

>>131572520
from link:
>But there is virtually no risk of the volcano erupting, the United States Geological Survey (USGS) currently lists the volcano alert level as normal and the aviation color, which lists the potential risk to fights, is at green.

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will it have any effect on finland

>>131572703
we wont need a post to know it happened

>>131572520
If I go blow a fault line nearby Yellowstone with TNT will you fucks stop making these threads?

>>131572977
nah just west coast and mid west. East coast will just experience ash clouds for a few years

>>131572977
Checked

Yes, how many years worth of grain does your country have chilling in silos right now?

FIMBULVETR APPROACHES

>>131572949
was just about to post

>>131572949
but now could you imagine telling everyone that this super volcano is ready to blow and kill the the entire world. ((they)) are trying to keep us calm until it happens and once it does ((they)) will be in their bunker hiding away

>>131572520
YASSSS slay em queen! YELLASTONA QUEEN! yasssss

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FORGET YELLOWSTONE
SUPER VOLCANO IS ITALY IS MORE LIKELY TO ERUPT

https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms13712

>>131572851
naw its nothing

>>131572520
E.L.E. in my lifetime - soooo cool - the Blue Kochina will scoop us up - hurraaaaay cuz it be habbenen

>>131572703
This.

>>131572994
Non-Americans will

>>131573607
extinction level events are not good to have in your life time. i doubt any one would be unaffected. you think EU refugee problem is bad imagine half a continent being 100% emptied of people.

>>131572949
do you really think the gov't will tell people - from what I have read about the supervolcanos is scientists really don't know they just don't really have the knowledge to accurately predict far enough time in advance to really matter - so would they really say anything and what I have seen of the gov't is they don't really tell

>>131573482
Oh shit, I forgot about this one.

Guess I'm dead sometime soon.

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Kill me, Yellowstone.

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>>131574320
>imagine half a continent being 100% emptied of people.
STILL NO ROOM FOR BOAT PEOPLE FUCK OFF

>>131574416
if not tell the pulbic right out they would move their valuable assets out of harms ways. i don't think this could go unnoticed/unleaked.

i think if any agency knew and tried to keep it secret the proof would be insta-leaked.

>>131572949
Literally the fucking 2nd paragraph OP you piece of shit

For people genuinely interested in why this is absolutely nothing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A17LwfLPpbA

>ignore the channel, it's the guest that knows his shit.

>>131574577
Yes. Kill him.

>>131573482
So if that blows up, and then ash falls all across north africa destroying how many problems would that solve?

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>>131572520
>>131573061
I get the feeling that /biz/ is behind this post.

god give me strength

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>>131574920
IF I'M GOING DOWN I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!

y wudn't u give me strngth gawd?

GIBZ STRENGTH GAWWD!!!

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>>131572520
Glad we're keeping up our weekly Yellowstone non-happening threads tradition going

>>131574702
2 little dots right in the middle of fuckall. What goes on there?

>>131572520

>>131574577
u got a death wish or something?

>>131575262
Yes

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>>131572520
"muh habbening"

>>131574702
yeah but it's all desert an no one can live dere

:)

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What did they mean by this?

>>131575361
no u don't , y u still alive den?

unfuck urself and get to work

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I can't wait to wander the ashen wastes wearing goggles and a dust mask while seeking weapons and maple syrup to survive

S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Yellowstone is going to be awesome

>>131572520
If that thing erupts, it is God's judgment on North America's degeneracy.

hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAZHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>131575535
Can't be arsed to do anything.

I'm almost 100% certain that a huge amount of smaller quakes is exactly what we want to avoid disaster. It allows everything to settle down without any kind of single, major event needing to take place

it's like your pores properly cleaning themselves vs. getting all fucking stuck and forming a zit

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America will be destroyed on July 4th in one last fireworks show

>>131572520
>Yellowstone super volcano

Is there anything that we can do in terms of geoengineering or something to prevent it anyway?

>>131572520
Every. Fucking. Day.

>>131575624
that's the key to progress i rekon , not being sure of dick and still doing shit just because that's the only way to make ur life bettter , plus it gives u character to be sad and somber and still overcome adversity

i mean i guess , i aint doing it yet , i will though

one of dis days

i promise

you'll see

>>131575219
enough ICBMs to level the entirety of Asia

>>131575219
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_Creek_(film)

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>>131573769
Are you sure? They told me Tunguska was felt around the world, and that was "just" a 31 mile radius of destruction

We must build a ship. Collect two of every kind of anon and sail into the sun.

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I would rather die than live in any other country unless it was Australia or maybe one of those soviet satellites with QT slav girls and only if i got a GF from the state.

So, tell me if you'd be willing to accept murrican refugees Ausfags and Lithuanian, Latvian, Estonian fags. (if not i'll just go any ways and probably be in some sorta CIA coup)

>>131572851
Not really. I've lived near Yellowstone all my life, earthquakes are somewhat common there.
The US as a whole is having a fuckton of plate movement right now, you have lava coming to the surface in Utah right now

>>131574931
That's the best possible scenario. Traces of its last eruption can be found in Ukraine.

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>>131575781
Man cannot change the Earth. Only The Lord has the power to do that.

>>131575781
It is so big. Like the size of medium sized state is the lava chamber. Drilling the deepest we ever drilled is like a mile.

You could try to try a couple of h bombs but it just might set it off?

>>131572520
I'll be in Yellowstone in Mid July

If it goes off I'll be sure to take some pictures to post on /pol/

>>131575976
D I S C R E T E

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>if you have a really good question you don't ask it during the briefings because you don't want the other reporters to know what you're working on
>when I went I had a crossword puzzle

lol Brit is actually good tonight

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>>131575907
See you in hell.

>>131576112
sounds feasible

>>131575772
What a meme ending

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>>131572520

>>131576126
u can adjust to living anywhere anon , what matters is the peepul

>>131572838

This

Look for multiple big ones and mini eruptions. This is what leads up to a potential boom.

>>131572703
You won't have internet when it does.
Yellowstone + jetStream = Day of the Hot Rake

>>131576126
so by that standard ,

sub saharan africa>stralia

>>131576126
FUCK OFF WERE FULL

https://www.intellihub.com/report-brazil-argentina-australia-sign-contracts-worth-hundreds-billions-dollars-house-u-s-populace-yellowstone-supervolcano-erupts/

Argentina gentlemen.

>>131576346
i ain't going to hell though

>>131576658
patagonia u mean

>>131576600
And the turbogrill.

before people even start, yes yellowstone will effect the entire planet. it's quite likely the human race will drop to under 10 million people, total.

>>131573769
No they won't, they'll feel that shit in China.

>>131573482
>Jews import millions of shitskins into Italy and Europe
>caldera explodes, killing them all
What did God mean by this?

>>131576896
You dont know fucking shit

>>131575764
False

>>131576896
dude there's 7 billion people in the planet , i just realized that

holy shit , that's way too many , we need to do something about that asap

>>131574320
If Yellowstone went off, half the planet's population would be deleted within a year because America's breadbasket would be taken out. India, Africa, and China are hugely dependent on American food exports.

>>131577189
god is punishing us for creating niggers

JUST DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY

>>131577226

>US collapses
>US breadbasket obliterated
>Half the world starves within 1 year
>Volcanic winter drops average temperature 8 degrees
>worldwide growing season declines by 100 days
>most crops don't have enough time to produce food
>99% of humanity starves to death within two years tops

prove me wrong, ahmed.

>>131572520
>508 magnitude zero
kys

>>131577577
the movie the road

>>131572520
Literally fucking nothing kys OP

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>>131572520
BWAHAHAHAH
After letting the video roll I got a video on "the excavation of a little Pompeï" in Rome.

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>>131576642
fuck you, i'm white. let me in.

>>131577577
>>131577677

our supreme digits confirms it.

>>131575218
>10k yen
Isn't that literally $100?

fucking idiots the lot of you
>"The largest swarm ever recorded in Yellowstone occurred in October of 1985 and lasted for 3 months and had over 3,000"

>>131573047
Do it faggot

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>>131577551

>>131577838

the key is how much uplift these swarms produce. eventually one of these events will cause cracks to form. could be this one, could be 50k years from now.

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>>131577738
wait , no

NO!

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkk what have i done???

IREPNTIREPNTIREPENT

>>131572520
I would be worried if there WEREN'T any earthquakes there, since a quake is a way to release pressure buildup.
>inb4 lame jerking off joke

>>131577777

>>131573482
The prophecy of the last pope.

Imagine if USA is wiped out by the Volcano... how the world would suddenly change.

China would be number 1 Superpower overnight.

Only EU would be relevant, other than China. Everything would be decided at EU/China meetings.

Pretty good.

Without USA, China would exert more influence over Japan, Korea, ...

>>131578060

see
>>>131577577

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In all likelihood if Yellowstone "went off" it would be extremely disappointing and fizzle out into nothing. Pic related, the last time this same lava caldera surfaced.

>>131576642
There is already a treaty signed between our countries that would force you to let American refugees in.
Take us in ya shitcunt

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>>131578060
What a ((superpower))

>>131577484
yeah and prob most the smart people will die so quite literally back to square one

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>>131577920
Kill Me, Pete!!

>>131578060
I'm more afraid of the Russians or the EU than China.

China has a paper tiger military and can't into force projection.

>>131578172
Its not the lava or eruption directly that will really fuck over Murica it'll be the ashfall/clouds and the pyroclasm.

>>131578060
China's entire economy would collapse overnight. They rely massively on exporting shit to the US, and if we're not buying everything they sell will suddenly plummet in value due to supply gluts and their export economy is RIP.

>>131578060
Most of the planet would collapse if America did. You're talking about the Chinese government's reason for being and most of their country's food vanishing overnight, global instability brought about by Pax Americana vanishing, total economic meltdown in Europe, and the onset of a near-immediate early winter. Brazil or Argentina would probably become the next 'superpower', several decades after world order collapsed.

>>131578232
but god din't make us dumb though , we made niggers dumb to use as pawns and then fucked them and made sligthly less dumb niggers and so on and so forth until today

that's when we knew we fucked up

>>131578060
u goddamn communist

>>131573769
>Non-Americans will
Your news will INSTANTLY know that something big has gone off. Every seismograph on the planet will be off the chart...simple triangulation by a few of these units by a few experts will explain why no one west of the Mississippi is answering their phone.

>>131578060
Haha you think russia and china wouldnt just rape the whole world. The eu has hardly any nukes a very tiny army and the softest men that have ever existed in history

>>131578452
True. But come one man. We could engineer ourselves out of this mess.
Underground houses+massive air intakes w/pre-cleaners to handle the ash+indoor hydroponic gardening=you can survive everything from nukes to a super volcano

>>131577577
>high IQ areas survive because they know about hydroponic farms

>>131578059
>A rock will stand on seven hills

>>131578232
well , something like that

i'm like not joking

they say they made us but we made them , well not us per se , improved versions of us , smarter , taller , prolly bigger dicks , etcetera

>>131578060
>china becomes superpower
>immediately implodes because their economy is based on corruption and rot

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>>131572703
This.

>>131578232
i mean our ancestors , well some of them at least , the Melonehads

they used the cro mags to destroy the neanderthals

a lot of fucking and killing later and you have the modern world

that's why some people are smart and some people are dumb but most importantly why some people are sane and some people are insane and not in tune with nature and god's laws

god/nature dosen't make insane , man did/does

the melonheads made the crazy dumb people , twas a bad idea i rekon

>>131577577
>>Volcanic winter drops average temperature 8 degrees
finally I'll be able to get some fucking sleep, this weather is miserable

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>>131572520
This is not a happening. Period. Turn off your volcano sirens and put down your bug-out bags. The Yellowstone Caldera experiences vast amounts of quakes and micro-quakes monthly. Most of these quakes occur in clusters and at magnitudes that register below 3.0. This is just another quake cluster event. Nt the end of the world.

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pum pum pum

pum pum pum

pum pumpum pum pum pum pum

>>131573047
Do your worst anon ;)

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>>131579849
But I want some cleansing fire, anon.

>>131580000
how do u manage to walk around?

>live 30 miles from mt rainier
Fuck Yellowstone
If anything is going to blow it'll be in Washington

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>>131580000
with such big bawls

>>131577577
I can hunt and fish. Will it be my burden to carry the human race?

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plz don't end the world senpaitichan

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>Related Anonymous Says NASA Has Evidence of Aliens. Does It?

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>>131580339
u must impregnate like there was no tomorrow cause there might not b

>>131573482
Would the ashcloud decimate Africa and the middle East? What direction?

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my levels of autism are unparalleled , hehe

desu senpai praise kek shadilay 1488 gas the kikes race war now a fucking leaf

hehe , stupid goys

>>131572520
Is anyone else hoping this happens?

My life is a wreck, if everything just went Mad Max at least I'd have a shot at being happy again.

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>Yellowstone erupts
>Kills California
>The ash in the atmosphere solves Global Warming
This was the plan

>>131581125
If this thing erupts it'll kill more than California mate.

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>>131581081
hehe , it's all lost boyim

>>131572977
There was a volcanic eruption some 70,000 years ago that apparently almost wiped out humanity

That volcano was weaker than yellowstone, far weaker. Yellowstone would be similar to the effects of a massive comet impact, America would be fucking gone, buried in ash, and the rest of the world would have to endure something like 50 years of winter.

>>131581167
m8 , we kno dat m8

>>131581167
It's fine, MI is outside its radius. I'll live

>>131576422
Not one meme tab.

I'm disappointed

>>131581188
AAAAAAAAAAAH

>>131581167
dont get my hopes up

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>>131581188
hehe , stupid humans

>>131572520
hahah i live in south Texas i'm safe hahahha

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>>131572520
I WANT A MASSIVE HAPPENING NOW

>>131581188
70'000 years ago humans were always on the verge of extinction weren't they?

Would it be so bad now with our technology?

>>131576128
Sauce on Utah lava flows?

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>>131573482
>Based Nice Car and Food People will be gone

>>131576074
wasn't that 800 square miles destroyed?

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>>131581516
hehe , stupid yellowstone

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>>131581188
this is a tad exaggerated, but still essentially true, if you're in america your best bet would be to get to mexico, that is if it happens, which I am not counting on, everyone in the middle of the country would be fucked, the east coast would starve to death, the west coast would be covered in ash, most people would die right away because they would try to escape in the first two weeks and inhale toxic fumes and volcanic ash, then even more people would die from starvation, then marauders would finish off almost anyone in the cities, and survival would either be dependent on your ability to hide, or your ability to infiltrate a large gang, after writing this out, I am deeply concerned why the u.s. government has no plan in case this happens.

>>131581320
>libtard union state with Dintroit will live

Oh gee how swell

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>>131577677
confirmed

>>131577971
Like nice lil pressure relieving cracks with pretty lil lava flows? Face it Rocky, you ain't a geologist.

>>131572520
why couldn't it blow up california? we need a supervolcano there.

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>>131577577
>>131577677

oh FUCK

>>131581658
Yeah don't get me wrong I'm not saying yellowstone would wipe us out, there's a few things in place these days like nuclear bunkers, seed banks etc so we would probably survive, but as an answer to the Fin's question, yes it would definitely affect him.

Billions would die.

>>131581949
There is no plan because there is no way to be saved.

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>>131582021

>>131572520
Red hot lazers @ 11 oclock...

>>131581949
They don't have a plan because Yellowstone is the plan. Yellowstone is a killswitch for the Illuminati and the Shadow Government in their worst case scenario where they lose control of the country.

>>131580520
how do i shot web?

>>131572520
>But there is virtually no risk of the volcano erupting, the United States Geological Survey (USGS) currently lists the volcano alert level as normal and the aviation color, which lists the potential risk to fights, is at green.

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>>131582165
hehe , stupid humans

time for me to make my move

>>131582063
If you fund drilling a tunnel from the heart of Sodom/SF and Gomorrah/LA to the supervolcano itself, it will destroy Commiefornia and spare the rest of the country by turning those two degenerate cities into reservoirs for lava, ash, and deadly gasses.
>Literally gas (((Hollywood)))
>Real-life, literal flaming faggots

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>>131582162
hehe

>>131572703
THE LAST SKYKING WILL NOT BE HEARD

>>131574965
what gave it away? intense shilling? or the demented wojack?

>>131578988
Fuck off kid

>>131574577
Please kill me, Pete.

North Korea of all countries is the most likely to be OBLITERATED BY VOLCANO. at the border of china there is a volcano on the border capable of VEI 6+ and it is OVERDUE FOR A LARGE ERUPTION

>>131576600
>implying the internet's backbone is in wyoming

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>>131582703
No.

>>131582894
The Scariest (besides Campi Flegri in Italy) supervolcano now is IWO JIMA... it is underwater wit the island rising like 10+ feet a year or some obscene number. The landing of WWII beach is now like 40+ feet above sea level now O.0. If this thing goes... oh boy...

>>131583202
So are 19 micron volcanic dust particles no longer harmful, does that device mitigate the heat? Looks like it would get fouled up in under an hour of volcanic ash, if it could even handle it.

>>131576074
>They told me Tunguska was felt around the world

Who told you that because its a lie.

>>131577577
checked

As far as food supply, the ash will have a harder time spreading to the southern hemisphere. Refugees will flood africa, and farm the shit out of land, otherwise wasted by the niggers. Combined with rationing, a large portion of the global population would survive.

>>131583386
It's just gozirra.

>>131577577
You forgot to say that this applies to everywhere but Australia. For the last 50,000 we have not been effected by any global natural disaster.

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>>131582422
i won't tell u

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>>131572520
It happens every year, faggot
Learn to graph

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hehe , stupid kek

nothing is going to happen

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>>131583398
It's a pre-cleaner, it's supposed to just make a reduction in the air to prolong the life of your actual air filters, which would be further down the intake. Trucks and heavy equipment use these to help keep particulate out of the engine and prolong the life of wear parts. These would have to be scaled up to provide the necessary air needs for an entire bunker complex.

> does that device mitigate the heat?
No, but a long run of intake through the deep ground would. And of course it would have to be built out of the appropriate materials to stand up to the heat.

> Looks like it would get fouled up in under an hour of volcanic ash, if it could even handle it.
It operates like a centrifuge and spins all the larger particles out and away from where it intakes air.

I'm just saying. We are tool using humans, we could find a way to survive it even if we are in the ash zone.

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hehe , stupid pepe

DID PEPE MADE A PEE PEE? PEPE NEEDS TO GET SPANKED

>>131582001
We were red last year :^)

>>131582162
>average worldwide temp. 8 degrees

Wtf i love yellowstone now

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hehe , stupid thread

>>131572703
You will feel it Your stuck on the same continent as us.

>>131575140
UNCLE ANDROSS

Hey, concerned american here. What is some shit that I could do incase the eruption actually does happen? Like, how much food would I need? What supplies? Guns? ty

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hehe , stupid god

>>131584065
I'm with you, just playing doubles adjudicate. I don't think it's gonna blow in my childrens lifetime though.

>>131572520
AWAKEN, AWAKEN TAKE THE LAND THAT MUST BE TAKEN!

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hehe , stupid slavs

>>131581949
There's nothing to plan for, if Yellowstone goes 99.9% of mainland America/Canada/Mexico die in less than a year and there's simply nothing anyone on the planet could do to control the situation and get people on the East/West coasts across the ocean/to South America - they would try for a couple hours, bu the panic would cause it all to collapse pretty much instantly as people violently fight for plane and boat seats, which results in everyone dying in a toxic ash cloud instead of there being a handful of escapees.

Every single person with asthma, allergies, etc. would die overnight. Guaranteed. Anyone who isn't Hispanic or black/passing would be shot in less than three months after that when the survivalist ethnic gangs come in - most white people on the west and east coasts are effeminate liberals who are afraid of guns and have total DYEL physiques, the few tough white dudes there wouldn't be enough to fight back against the Puerto Rican groups after they storm their house to get guns and food.

A few rich people would be able to get on their private jets/yachts and sail for some part of Europe, which would probably have declared martial law instantly and would shoot anyone coming in on sight.

Every single government on the planet would collapse in less than a year. No amount of technological advancement we have could combat the starvation, dehydration, disease, etc. caused by the ash. Every European country would have around six months before falling apart, the EU would be gone overnight. Everyone in Africa would die. Most of South America would die. Some Asians/Middle Eastern people might make it out alright. The very lowest part of Argentina and highest parts of Russia/Canada/Alaska might make it.

After around a century of reverting back to caveman times, we would be back in the middle ages and would need another 200 years to recover.

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hehe , stupid gringos

These fucking mayans were wrong of a few years.

Fuck you and John Cusack as well for memeing it in this movie that was not so bad after all.

>>131581658
We still need food.

>>131583720
>https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/879786661491728385
>>131583720

Except for the Younger-Dryas extinction event in 11,600 BC that wiped out the Clovis culture and likely forced the atlanteans to flee to egypt (after building gobekli tepe).....

REEEDDDD PILLLLLLL

>>131584577
>41+ posts by this ID

>>131573482
>2016
It's nothing

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>>131572520
Canada will be fucked too.

>>131580339
The animal will also be dead.

This is Gods punishment for electing Trump.

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hehe , stupid cops

>>131584999
Did the mayans consider Leap years? maybe that's why the fucked up

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>>131585035
hehe , stupid environment

Every single summer there's yellowstone faggots.

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hehe

>>131573123

5-10 years

Why dont they just bore a long tunnel from deep in the pacific down under the magma chamber in Wyoming and release the pressure into the ocean. No ash cloud and instantly cooled magna, no mess.

However, it is very interesting to imagine what many sustained years of winter would do to humanity. Death of 70% 80%? 90%?

Which racial demographic would emerge as the majority, and would religion survive?

Imagine being some paranoid Swedish/German man. You prepared your bunker, set aside 20+ years of stores. Are ready to begin hydrophonic farming. Then, the day of the happening you discover your wife invited three large black men into the bunker because 'she felt so bad about leaving them out there'.

Truly a world-scaled disaster would purge empathy from the hearts of men for many a generation.

>>131578060
The Yellowstone eruption would set off the ring of fire and destroy most of Asia as well.

>>131585615
That's not enough, nowhere near enough.

>>131581658
They had better technology

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i hope yellowstone explodes and we all die

>>131585736

There are also albino niggers to the east we can always eat

>>131585670
no it wodnt cause empathy is genetic

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>>131585696
The fucking planets getting in line are shaking the old mofo.

>>131585912
Maybe in whites, certainly not in Asians/Niggers.

yellowsstonnee need to happeen

>>131586013
yes

>Shovel
check
>Alexapure water filtration system
check
>will power
check
>cannibalistic urges
there's plenty of niggers to eat

We'll be fine. White People have survived worse.

>>131585670
>and would religion survive?
I'd expect a giant revival of christianity at some point, we'd be pretty much in a worse situation than our ancestors were during the black plague, so i assume once the clergy in the Vatican is long gone there would be no political reason not to ease the daily life's pain the old fashioned way.

i waantt to die

>>131576074
That was shot down by the metal dome of siberia though, totally different event.

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>>131573061
Sounds comfy af

>>131575614
amen, brother

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>>131586337
Most likely. Mainland China, if i had to guess.

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i feel like none of realize it wouldn't be a happening it would be apocalypse. almost all life on the surface would go extinct if the supervolcano erupted. now, san andreas or cascadia fault going off is what i would consider happening, because at least that is something likely to happen in the next hundred years

>>131586556
I'm praying in tongues , iwant to ruinn ur fun

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>>131572851

>The swarm consists of one earthquake in the magnitude 4 range, five earthquakes in the magnitude 3 range, 68 earthquakes in the magnitude 2 range, 277 earthquakes in the magnitude 1 range, 508 earthquakes in the magnitude 0 range, and 19 earthquakes with magnitudes of less than zero
its literally nothing

>>131576128
I'm not going to trust anyone hiding their flags, shlomo

>>131572520
Why is this still a thing

Can't we just science this shit up and make it not blow

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>>131586857

>>131582490
>U mad white boi?

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get off my lawn old yeller

>>131586857
No, the general consensus is that any attempt to bleed the pressure off would just cause it to blow anyway.

u needd to worrsship me

>>131586857
thankfully not, hope it blows the fuck up the most incredible way

>>131586857
They only realized it was a supervolcano like 50 years ago

Hope it happens desu, I've had a shitty couple weeks.

LET IT SNOW (ash)

>>131572520
>The USGS says the current risk of an eruption at Yellowstone is one in 730,000.
that is better odds than playing powerball or megamillions lottery.

How many MRE's and instant noodle packets would I need to survive through the ordeal?

104 total? Is two high calorie meals a week enough? I guess water is equally important. I live in a major city on the east coast. I'm fucked, aren't I?

>>131584900
>Not using superior white IQ to harvest black lives for your survival bunker, extracting precious clean water from their juiced bodies. The Human body is 60% water after all.

>>131579849
>using the rebbit reaction image

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>>131572520
Nice.

Is there any other imageboard to shitpost in happening threads?

Please relocate 4chan on European servers.

>>131573769
If Yellowstone goes, the whole world will know without turning on a tv

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Well, can't say we didn't have it coming.

>>131572520
muh 8 gorillion earthquakes

here you go /pol/ why is there no magmachan?

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>>131589888
fuck triples and i forgot image

Just nuke the thing already.

>>131584900
Keep in mind this annon is totally exaggerating

>>131578060
China is reliant on the us for 75% of it's food.

If the US dies, china dies

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>>131584618
Let's hope not.

>>131586796
here ya go
protip: download the optional regional flags and you would know what state im from

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kek at this
DON'T WORRY!!!!
>Flies a fucking plane as far away from the US as possible
It's safe we promise!!!!

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>>131572520

>>131584243
you voted for the union candidate though

>>131577577
>>99% of humanity starves to death within two years tops

This is wrong purley due to Europe.

Europe, with gentically modifed crops, would become the worlds new breadbasket

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>Internet Crimes Against Children (ICAC) Task Forces arrested 1,012
suspected child predators from more than 40 states during a two-month nationwide operation
following the investigation of more than 69,000 cases, the Office of Juvenile Justice and
Delinquency Prevention (OJJDP) announced today.
>The arrests marked the end of Operation Broken Heart, a coordinated investigative
operation to intensify efforts to identify and arrest suspected child sexual predators during April and May 2017
>The operation targeted suspects who: (1) possess, manufacture and distribute child
pornography; (2) engage in online enticement of children for sexual purposes; (3) engage in the
commercial sexual exploitation or prostitution of children; and (4) engage in child sex tourism— traveling abroad for the purpose of sexually abusing children in other countries.

https://ojp.gov/newsroom/pressreleases/2017/ojp-news-06262017.pdf

>>131572851
No, this is nothing. All those earthquakes are helping release pressure from magma buildup deep in the earth's crust. If this wasn't happening Yellowstone could have erupted years ago.

>>131591009
>>131579255
Bump dis >>131579255

>>131580339
The fish have left the lakes to find better conditions, retard.

>>131590959
>Europe, with gentically modifed crops, would become the worlds new breadbasket
We're talking about the largest explosion/volcanic eruption in human history by far, one that would plunge the world into a good few decades of winter. Crops would get fucked hard all over the world.

>>131585443
It's not just the summer.
Forced meme anyway, Moot said that the highest traffic months were September and January.

>>131585443

we're here all year but only reveal ourselves when 6.8+ quake happens

>>131579033
So Amerindians succeed.

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>>131574702


>Australia

PUCKER UP, FUZZ FACE!

WE AMERICANS are going over when SHTF.....

And you will bear witness to the glory of American Freedom and Culture.

We are your new overlords now.

>>131586788
well are they ramping up or petering out?

>>131577920
Kill me, Pete

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Did anyone actually read the fucking article? Holy shit retards

>>131572520
earthquakes have varying degrees of magnitude. What is the average magnitude of these quakes? cause if it's a bunch of 1.0 you can go fuck yourself

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>>131572703
Is that before or after the entire continent becomes engulfed in hot ash

>>131572520
Lets hope it blows so we can retake our land under the cover of ash

>>131575219
look up 'Pine Gap'

>>131572520
>Days without quakes
>0

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>>131572977
It will have an effect on new Finlan. Circled area.

literally nothing is happening now, everyone go to bed

>>131577920
Kill me, pete

>>131592463

((Lowenstern))

Its all ogre, you best start building a shelter.

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>>131572703
How will a Yellowstone happening impact leafs?

>>131593915
Their extinction is the silver lining

>>131585083
Shes not white.

So guys, what should i buy and have ready for the happening itself when it happens?

I allready got good import beer for the occasion. Any snack suggestions? Should i buy a onesie?

>>131594615

All you need is just the Quran

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>>131573482
PRAISE VULCAN!

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>>131594615
hot choc official happening beverage

>>131594825
For kindling, right?

>>131572520
>moving to Yelllowstone right now

I'm so fucking done with this world, it would be sweet relief. Please let it Happen.

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>>131595452
youve probably had like 10 girlfriends in your life though

only virgins i can appreciate when they say they want a "sweet relief" from life

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>>131572520
Nothing is going to happen, everywhere reporting on it are saying there is no risk of eruption so chill the fuck out.

Only actual semi happening is Venezuela coupe.

why the Big One still didn't happen
it was shilled for a while years ago
will Japan be kill too after Cali?

>>131593915
when Yellowstone blows it's gonna send so much lava into the air and it's gonna perfectly shape like canada and when it hardens it's gonna land where old Canada is. that how fossils are made