going on a trip to spain soon, should i be worried?

Where u going?

>>131571224
madrid

>>131571363
Thats a shithole if I have ever seen one. Stay aware of gypsies, latinamericans and the occasional rapefugees.

>>131571473
oh fuck,i wasn't aware that madrid was such a shithole, they don't show that on tv, ya know

>>131571615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvLMi3bOuIY
Stay safe. Madrid is cuckcapital of our peninsula.

>>131571786
well, i'm not going alone so i better warn them

>>131571165
You should take precautions against impossibly dry and scaly ham sandwiches. Armor the roof of your mouth, or you'll scrape it away. You can purchase sixty 2.5ml glass bottles of coca-cola in an attempt to wash down the gravelly pain, but it'll cost you 180 euro, and it doesn't fucking work.

Except at Pansy Company. Their sandwiches are made from something other than the bread equivalent of barbed wire. If you're comfortable eating at a place called Pansy Company, go for it.

>>131572089
yeah you better warn your amigos because madrid is merda. and try not to get caught in a club, I heard they are pretty gay out there

>>131572179
Are you being paid for advertising shit dude?

>>131572375
i don't really have a choice, will i die?

>>131572485
You're from Portugal, so perhaps you already have an iron mouth, and it doesn't apply.

>>131572762
Of course not, try not to get caught up in the bullshit and you will be fine. Its not London or Stockholm but its still degenerate enough to be cautious.

>>131572849
Thats some good banter, godspeed yankee, sail away sailor.

>>131572948
thanks portubro

Beware the Gypsies

>>131571165
>trucks of peace
Spain is one of the European countries with the lowest muslim population you cunt.

>>131573965
terrorism risk is 3rd highest in europe, at least you tried.

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What a qt.

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>>131572375
>and try not to get caught in a club, I heard they are pretty gay out there
A daily reminder of Malato...

>>131573665
this.

and follow the advice of this thread >>131549622 and try >>>/trv/ for more intel.

>>131571363
>Madrid
lmao, enjoy your latino rapes. Nah, I'm kidding. It's not that bad. It's just a shit-hole. Better go somewhere else.

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>>131574210
Pic related.

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>>131572179
i was just thinking about pans and company