Brit/pol/ - Maurice Cowling Edition

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First for empire

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Why are the Tories even bothering? Let them sleep on the fucking streets.

Greeks make the best kebabs, no halal signs anywhere too

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>venerate historical figures
>believes they are better than the past

I see this on the left all the time.

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Bored off my tits lads, any funny videos or interesting documentaries to watch or things to read?

>>131566823
Aren't we enough?

>>131566823
I watched this a few days ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhwfIkoRjMw

>>131566768
Fucking hell what a bunch of little cunts. They should be grateful to be given refuge in an old shipping container.

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nth for a stonk Liberal Democrat showing.

All immigrants should be ejected from the UK

to the anon who wants document titles...
remembered one
The Hooten Plan
although targeting Germany, same strategy and endgame

>>131566541
I guess not as many folk wear shoes now but for example a shoe shine station (maybe a cart?) Set up outside say Temple Tube station would earn you a few hundred bob a day.

>>131566163 #
Ah it's ok lad. I was a bit of a mess over it but he had terrible health all round and it was that which did him in. The fact he didn't get off a sofa for twenty years probably didn't help.

It was, in a weird way, incredibly motivating to see an extremely intelligent man, a doctor of geology, look forward to his farts and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10 while giving notes on them like one would a glass of wine.

If you don't see a man for 20 years and that's what you find when you are badgered into meeting him again, it gives you a whole new perspective on life.
>>131566072 #
That actually means quite a lot to me anon. Thank you, sincerely
>>131566823
The Evolution Man by Roy Lewis. Terry Pratchetts favourite book and one of mine too. Others are the Old Man and the Sea along with The Lost World By Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (I know it's for children but it was a book I have always loved). Of course there's too many others to mention but those are all at least interesting.

Don Quixote isn't bad either.

I just vape the poundland shit
bought a decent battery, that works with their clearomisers and juice
I change flavour all the time
and I just replace them as I need to
works out at less than £2 a week

>>131566823
This is pretty strong stuff if you're inclined to the Right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wNMgxQFZpg

>>131566823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

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>4 hours sleep last night
>alarm goes off in 6 and a half hours for work
>can't sleep
End my suffering. Even weed isn't putting me to sleep. Inb4 Hitchens.

>>131566964
Seconded, quite good this

falling asleep to this tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WDIrgQ7hTE&list=PLCD0EC58DD772F4B9

if u smoke tailors coz u can't roll wee rollups
neck yaself
thats worse than a man who don't like footy

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https://order-order.com/2017/06/27/lefties-duped-by-why-socialism-works-guide-on-amazon/

Tbh this documentary about immigrants is winning me over.

>>131567078
by canon

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>>131567624
k

>>131567310
isn't vaping somewhere around twenty times worse for ur health?
men smoke rollups, rentboys vape

Right boys, my driving test theory is tomorrow and i've done literally no revision for it. How fucked am I?

>>131567871
you can DEFINITELY learn enough to pass in the next 9 hours

>>131567871
Theory is piss-easy. Hazard Perception is the hardest part and it's still easy.

If you don't pass first time you may be (genuinely) retarded so don't worry about it. Or do.

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>>131567663

>>131566921
I need something to occupy myself with while I hang around here.

>>131566964
I'll take a look.

>>131567220
Noted.

>>131567397
Yes that was linked a few days ago, interesting watch.

>>131567487
Vintage Aussie banter.

>>131567871
just learn ur signs and use common sense for the rest

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I hate these. The pakis are supposed to make the kebabs, not me.

>>131567220
How much should they charge for a shoeshine? I think they could get away with a fiver in London, two quid elsewhere. They would HAVE to be black though, otherwise people wouldn't be interested. They could profit from people's racism.

Also

>He doesn't rate his farts

Have a look for the "The Art of Farting; or The Sly Artilleryman" by Salvador Dali, it'll change your life.

I actually like about half a dozen Elton John songs and I did try fucking a ladyboy on two occasions, but I couldn't cum with either of them.

How gay does make me, lads?

>>131567841
I don't think so
pretty sure it's healthier
although I could be wrong

I used to only smoke rollies
but I can't be fucked with the price of tobacco anymore

>>131567967
>>131567953
>>131568018
Thanks lads. Reassuring.

>>131567871
>>131567967
m8 failed his Hazard Perception 7 times. His family nicknamed him Damage because he fell out of his bedroom window when aged 8.

>>131567871
If British, follow the highway code.
If a Mussleman then drive at the nearest crowd.

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>>131568088

>>131568240
Well there you go, that about sums it up really.

>>131567592
Everything about football is cancer though

I passed my test 2 an a half years ago and I haven't driven once since
Probably worse than a lot of learners at this point

>>131568088
7

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>>131567871
I got 47 and I revised the hell out of it. Hazard Perception is trickier. Out of the 14(?) clips, one will have two hazards in it so don't turn your attention away from the video just because the hazard has passed.

>>131568088
You're bisexual you massive faggot.

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>>131568088
About this gay

>>131568029

This is just insane.

>>131568351
Gaylord

>>131568620
4 nan

Oh dear how sad, a little nigglet died in the grenfell fire

>>131568088
Pretty gay lad.
https://youtu.be/tYxWMZTEIro?t=138

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>>131566823
Essential daily viewing.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s8uXH0dA8f4
Also, stop tripfagging.

>>131568627
Niggerlover

Is anyone else here bad at sex?

>girlfriend wants to have sex all the time, I rarely feel like it
>when I do, I cum after about 2-3 mins
>she's never cum from sex, just from me going down on her

I hate sex these days because I feel so guilty about being shit at it

>>131568351
day of the rope son
how can u live like this

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https://twitter.com/UNmigration/status/878711844260651008

This shit is honestly making me feel fucking ill.

>>131568620
I know. Paying for a Meal only to have to make it yourself.

>>131567871

I passed mine a few weeks ago. Only started revising the night before. I used an app with a load of mock tests in it. I very nearly failed the hazard perception but pissed the multiple choice. Got my practical on the 8th august. Good luck.

>>131569146
i'd really prefer you to talk about this someplace else

>>131569275
The comments address quite heartening.

>>131566823
>tripfag
>IM A GURL BTW GUYS, MY TITS XDDDD
>wants attention & to be entertained
i hope you die in a piss fire you piece of garbage

>>131569470
ok m8

>>131569146
>>131569146
>implying anyone here has had sex

Memes aside, I'm pretty sure there's an awful lot of help out there regarding this. I have never had this issue - I usually last too long, fun, then am ready to go again ten minutes later.

Some exes loved this, others found it a bit trying.

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>>131569275

>>131569146
ever had a go on a hot tranny?
maybe u blow early coz pussyhole isn't what u crave
u just want it over and done with
maybe trannydick will fix u
maybe it is what u need to be a man

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>>131569625
>that emojii

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>>131569641
what the fuck is wrong with the british

>>131569146
You have to take your mind off it, try counting in your head or not going too fast at the start.

>>131569758
british flag does not mean british
could be an indian
prolly is

>>131569536
You're rather bad at this aren't you?

In any event, please do kindly fuck off. The door is over there, and do help yourself to a bag of brit/pol/ pork scratchings on your way out.
No amount of whining and pleading that you're 1/64th Irish will make you any more welcome.

Please don't mistake manners for acceptance. Now fuck off and 63% another thread.

>>131569810
>Bog
Quick rundown please?

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>>131569814
>all this unintelligible reddit babble
fuck yourself with a cactus my man

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>>131569493
The people writing the comments aren't the ones in control though...

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>>131569814

>>131569944
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498605220091.webm
They'll never find your body.

>>131569758
bigot scum
likely rapebaby

Give me the odds on Tommy Robinson ever becoming the Prime Minister of the UK

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>>131569625
>>131569732
Utterly infantile and pathetic to be putting a smiley face at the end of something so serious and destiny-altering. I would genuinely consider that a sackable offence desu.

>>131569810
bigot scum
likely pedo wizard

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>>131570143
>all this projection of sexual fantasies
you're kinky

>>131568429
>>131568550
>>131568617
>>131568915

It's because of the Elton John isn't it?

This is great though!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8ch87hRnwQ

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>>131569625

>>131567490
nytol one a night. theyre stornger acting than zopiclone. be careful to take them at least 6 hours before you want to wake up, if not more. and take one an hour before you want to be asleep.

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>>131570081
>French scientists

>>131570371
Typical Goyette!

Trump was right
Trump did nuffin wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdP8TiKY8dE

>>131570437
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498605501532.webm

>>131569625
Well, that's clearly bullshit.

>Trump or May agreeing to this
For all their faults, they would never agree to this as it would result in political suicide. The only way that may that persuade them is if the immigrants resided away from America and Britain.

>>131570553
holy shit hes modulating warm air in such a way as to create sound waves which are then providing a quick rundown directly to my ear holes
amazing

>>131570515

He seems to be winning again somewhat:

http://archive.is/xofhR

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>>131570553
>>131570749
No, not really. If you think this is any substantial victory for Trump then you are deluded as he is.
CNN's demise was inevitable, as was their aggressive opposition; everyone knows that CNN was lying like hell, but the thing - is no one cared: it made no difference to the world.

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>>131570714
I bet you get all the girls, don't you burger

>>131571094
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498605842430.webm

Here is an interesting article on the BBC:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40355491

When you read it, I want you to remember Al-Queda and the West's use of the group as a bogeyman for everything.

This is them planting a seed in the public's mind.

>>131571094
>it made no difference

exactly, the "united" countries are so bitterly divided, especially in yankland its just civil war now, no matter how hard the truths face these libtards they bitterly hate trump and will never change

remember MSN m8s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqGJUKaaLU4

>>131571186

That's Fort Boyard isn't it?

British people are not real

>>131571263
The danger has always been Islam. The sooner it is rooted out in all its forms the better.

>>131569625
They also admitted to "rescuing" 9000 migrants in the Mediterranean over the past 3 days which would amount to over a million in a year

>up at six am for gym
>finally starting to nod off
>something has spooked all of the oyster catchers that roost on the houses this time of year.

Goodbye sleep.

>>131571495
That's civic bullshit.

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>>131567220
>It was, in a weird way, incredibly motivating to see an extremely intelligent man, a doctor of geology, look forward to his farts and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10 while giving notes on them like one would a glass of wine.
I got a Masters in GeoChemistry. I rate everything on a 1-10 scale, including farts. Being working class I have a limited knowledge of fine wine, and so my scale was based on the pungency of cheese, with Buratta being 1 and Epoisse being 10

>>131571587
If you think that's civic then you underestimate the problem.

https://youtu.be/mfHrMnl1uLo

SOON

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>>131571587
i-its just c-civic bullshit

>>131571650
If they all converted to something else they'd still be a rpoblem

on brit/pol someone said the new islamic tactic was to go for small towns and villages.
Theres been a few odd happenings like todays machete and petrol can weilding man in a street in Devon

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4644446/Neighbours-wrestle-machete-wielding-man-ground-Devon.html

theres been a few other things too but I cant remember the exact details. Does anyone have the link or sauce for this new tactic?

>>131571756
not really, that would do fuck all to be honest.

Good watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAKfHntZMw

absolute classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA

>>131571894
Douglas Murray is gay and comes off to me in the same way jews do
He clearly has some kind of ulterior motive
Steyn is a fucking canadian

Anyway they're staying on the edge of the civic ethnic line

>>131571469
Denmark is a spiritual leper colony full of high-functioning downs victims

>>131571858
:(

>>131571815
Indeed but they won't. Islam isn't a race, but it's most dangerous adherents come from certain hot and sandy places.

It's the biggest threat to our way of life today.

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>>131571756
I fucking wish. Charles is a submissive, self-loathing cunt.

>>131572123
I'm rather hoping we skip him. Charles would be the last monarch we have.

>>131570148
0/1

>>131572229
Are you kidding?
The next generation are marrying fucking celebrity commoner whores

>>131572229
>>131572391
Basically we need a new fucking monarchy

>>131572229

I'd be intrigued to see what a weekly shopping list for the Palace would look like.

>>131571756
Source?

>>131572229
>George will be the first gay King in British history

>>131571831
saw two large groups of mudlsimes on the beach recently, no children or women. Just standing around flying a shitty kite. Wish i reported it actually. Probably scouting out good locations.

>>131572391
>>131572432
Well we imported some Germans last time.

Anyway, Charlie shouldn't be king. While you might disprove of their tastes in women are you saying William is not a better "leader" than Charlie?

>>131572447

I bet they're the super boring types that don't even blast their riches on fancy food.

>One does love a good tomato soup

What if nigel farage was convinced that the UK leaving the EU was wrong
would he ever admit it ?

>>131571756
Would be glorious

>>131571469
>british people are not real

Nobody is real. Or I should say, they're neither real, nor non-real. We're all the same mind hallucinating this entire universe and the myriad things inside of it.

>>131572805
It isn't wrong for us to leave the EU

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>>131571179
anything with a pulse

>>131572805
No he'd have one last beer before pulling the trigger.

>>131572612
Pretty sure we've had a couple before.
>>131572447
>Imported organic Guatamelan oxygen
>several young catamites
>six new trees to be flown in from Loch Lomond every day then flown back
>some sort of daft hat.

>>131572612
>there's been no other king in British history who has indulged in a spot of brown love

Sure m8

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hope you have a nice night lads. might join the labour party tomorrow

>>131572769
>Germans
Stupid fucking meme.
>while you may disapprove of their tastes in women
Jesus fucking christ you're retarded.

No, nevermind. Who fucking cares? Since it doesn't matter, why not put a random person on the throne. If the mother doesn't matter then neither does the father!

>>131572775

kek - that is actually very plausible

>>131571469
We babbys first Philosophy nao

>>131573090
Why?

>>131573090
As if you didn't have enough reasons to kill yourself.

Hi lads,

I've finished my exams as of today... so what do I do now in the summer? Get a job? Live the NEET life? Kill myself?

>>131571469

What he said.

It's all just delightfully absurd in the end.

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>>131573090
so long, enjoy the paki smell..

>>131573110
>Germans
>meme
Do you get your history from the Star or the Sport?

>>131573206
Get a gf

>>131573206
If you're going to Uni you may as well stay NEET until September. Try getting fit if you're not so you can get some birds in Freshers week

>>131573206
hunt clung.

>>131573206
go travelling and finger a girl

>>131573259
i'll have you know i enjoy the smell of a corner shop

>>131571582
>red eyes

I guess you don't dare to politely ask them to keep the noise down.

>>131572623
you could send a tip off though, im thinking suddenly that this will be their summer tactic

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>>131573293

>>131573048

>several young catamites

It was all going rather swimmingly until the above. The whole thing about Prince Andrew and the under-age lass seems to have gone rather quiet.

>>131573293
>getting your history from the news
Explains all your liberal nonsense
Eternal present!

>>131573435
is it slightly fishy?

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>>131573462

Forgot pic.

>>131573224
Why are you leaving the EU? We love you

>>131573523
I was calling you an idiot

>>131567220
>The Evolution Man by Roy Lewis
Got a PDF link or similar?

>>131573515
tbph the royals should be entitled to fuck who or whatever they want, regardless of how depraved an act it may result in.

>>131573224

He as in - >>131572908

In reference to

>>131571469

Not that it matters really, because we're all the same anonymous poster in this place, peeking through the veil of physical life into the origin space where everything is one.

>>131573766
I disagree, but they certainly shouldn't be able to MARRY whoever they like and retain royal status

>>131573593
There's fucking thousands of the little bastards in the village at the moment. While quite cute if for whatever reason (for example a car drives down the road) the whole lot will take off and spend half an hour making this peep peep peep sound

>>131573305
Sounds good.... but how do I acquire a gf?

>>131573342
Think I'd rather 'push myself' (as in not be NEET) so that I can get a job with responsibility, talk to people, earn money etc. Getting fit is good advice and I've added it to my to-do list.

>>131573349
No idea what that means.

>>131573435
Again I'd have to acquire a girl first - not sure how to go about this. I've no one to travel with.


Thanks for the advice all, and the (You)s too!

Since we're an island

http://www.strawpoll.me/13302351

http://www.strawpoll.me/13302351

http://www.strawpoll.me/13302351

http://www.strawpoll.me/13302351

>>131573765
I have looled for this before. It doesn't seem to have ever been turned into an ebook but I did find the first chapter once.

>>131573701
source please? so i can show it to my leftie friends and have an answer when they say its probably fake

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>>131573546
more stale urine with a touch of that white throaty stuff you randomly barf up once a year or two.

>>131573766
What a wonderful example that would set.

>>131573948
Further than 70 miles, but that's according to google maps using a car (a straighter direction would be shorter)

>>131574010
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>131573973
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/11255425/How-much-do-immigrants-really-claim-in-benefits.html

>>131574162
Thanks!

>>131574141
grim m8. what county?

>>131573492
can imagine others did as it's not far from a nuclear site where police patrol with sub-machine guns.

>>131574010
>UNMigration
>We do micro-financing

Really gets me thinking. Unless they were referring to the UN as a whole, I'm going to call this a lie.

>>131574306
leicestershire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqx9KxQfpAg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqx9KxQfpAg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqx9KxQfpAg

>>131574141
pretty sure the furthest you can get from the sea in the uk is like 72miles

>>131567715
Oh, for fucks sake.

>>131574587
yeah, it's 78 by road (not a straight line)

>>131573206
Bum a chubby 18 year old male paki.

>>131567841
No it's a lot healthier

>>131574654
are you a chubby 18 year old male paki that wants a bumming?

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>t. Chubby 18 yr old paki

Try Rightly mate. You're garuanteed action

>>131573948
Does the tidal part of the Thames count as sea?

>>131572447
CP and cucumber sandwiches

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lads hypothetically would it be a problem as far as manliness goes to occasionally get wankered and cry while listening to kate bush? I'm asking for a friend.

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>>131567220
>Set up outside say Temple Tube station would earn you a few hundred bob a day.
So, a few, translating to three, and bob, translated to 5p, would mean you would have to shine 300 shoes to earn £15 daily? Sounds perfectly reasonable. Welcome to the EU version of the Tory Cabinet, Theresa.

>>131573868
Can birds with red eyes be trusted to behave, I wonder. What do they want from us? What is their plan?

>>131574759
>>131574762
No but I wish I was.

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>>131566823
start reading lovecraft

>>131574818
Sure

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>>131573259
>so long, enjoy the paki smell.
THIS.

>>131574840
I've done that before. But it took about 40 units of alcohol and Wuthering heights on repeat for about the same amount of times.

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>>131574064

>>131574893
Dunno but the RSPB says over 3/4 of them are migrants...

>>131575132

glad it's not just, uh, him then

>>131574826

Hopefully just the latter desu

>>131574918
im out of lovecraft to read
out of clark ashton smith too

what do?

>>131575096
what is this some sort of Indian delicacy?

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Any you cunts seen the new Jackie Chan movie trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9YCk7ufHs

>chinks visit UK
>get blown up
>but it's evil white people behind it, of course

They're not even trying anymore

>>131574840

No, let those emotions out in an appropriate place. Better out than in.

>>131575491
Um yeah, the IRA were white, and you yanks were funding them.

>>131575491
>expecting Hollywood movies to not be utter toilet at any point in the past 5 years

>>131574840
So long as you do it in front of that friend that always tells everyone what a autist you are behind your back.

>>131572013
Murray's ulterior motive is probably not being thrown off a tall building.

He has pretty much stated that Europe belongs to the European peoples, and that Enoch Powell did nothing wrong (except for underestimating the problem). He's beginning the gradual Overton window push into the area of ethno-nationalism.

>>131575390
have you read any robert e. howard? he's pretty good.

>>131575612
>not enjoying a good loopy-dee-doop-dee-bang-and-shooty

>>131576207
Conan was based af lad.

I'm nearing 30 (will be 28 later this year), I'm healthy and fit, own a house, and have a decent income (going over £50k per annum starting in August).

Where do I start looking for a decent wife to have several children with, hopefully with minimal fuss?

>>131576003
Murray is great, even among the anti-immigration pundits he is one of the few who you can tell has actual hatred for Islam. It's barely concealed and he rarely even strays into CIVIC™ territory like some others like even Farage.

>>131576332
The 1940s

>>131575612
>Irish
>white

>BREAKING: According to a report Turkey has just launched their military invasion inside the kurdish city of Afrin moments ago...

https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/879842234593619968

>>131576332
The hindu and sikh communities.

>>131576332
are you fucking serious
you should already have a wife you faggot

but seeing as you don't
I don't have much advice, you are only going to find used up sluts at this stage
better than nothing, at least you can pass on your genetics to the next generation

>>131576504

Nag - people are just better at keeping their degeneracy hidden in those communities as well as the Muslim one.

>>131576475
It hasn't because my gf volunteers in a refugee camp near there and she sent me a text message five minutes ago saying she was going to bed

>>131576318
the conan stories are levels of comfy that shouldn't even be possible.

>>131576475
RIP dreams of Kurdistan

Is it gay to wear women's clothes and be fucked with a strapon lads? Asking for a friend

>>131576504

*Nah

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g-good evening senpais...
how are you all doing?

>>131576678
Go away, fatty, no one cares what you think.

>>131576554
>you should already have a wife you faggot
Well I don't so that's not very helpful.

I'm thinking of going full religious tbqh, I know some people off the deep end in such circles.

>>131576468
so I guess anglos aren't white in your eyes
either?

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>>131576807
I'm doing well desu, how are you doing

>>131576807
Evening, faggot. I'm going to bed, a filthy septic has dirtied the thread with his inferior presence.

>>131576820

Rude.

>inb4 I'm not American.

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>>131576926
a what?
>>131576897
hello anon who I have never met before. how are you? :^)

>>131570348
Nothing wrong with early Elton, anon. Posted link to one of the finest songs ever written.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WPtpFq0lKS0

>>131576843
it's just fucked that you don't even have a girlfriend
you're honestly fucked

the best option is to try for a young religious girl

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Anyone want to go on a date? I'm lonely

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>>131577059
Seeing as we totally don't know each other desu I'm okay desu honoka is a nice waifu

>>131577182
POST FEET FIRST

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>>131576685
m-kay

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>>131576807
Did you enjoy your ban? :(

>>131577059
go to bed you nonce

>>131576728
23

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>>131577182
This is me before I lost some weight and the hormones started kicking in

>>131577059
ur gay

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>>131577123
>young religious girl

who'll from this.

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>>131577217
honk>maki
>>131577248
I-I did... w-who are you?
>>131577281
soon senpai
>>131577416
slanderous lies

>>131577123
I've had some girlfriends in my teens and early 20s (I broke up with the last one at 22 because she cheated on me) and I'm not some antisocial virgin.

I've always wanted to have a family but I decided that if I can't support it all on my own it would be kind of pointless.

Now I finally feel I could pull it off but women seem more untrustworthy than ever and I'm not sure how to start looking for the better ones, if they exist.

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>>131577514
to

>>131577515
post more cuddling grills

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>>131571495
Your post gives Jews the wood.

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>>131577515
Your mum

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>>131577515
slanderous lies desu

>>131577123
>the best option is to try for a young religious girl
i like fairytales too anon

>>131577607
>David Mitchell waited three years for this

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>>131577617
hai
>>131577624
proofs
>>131577660
t-thanks for the backup

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>>131577793
I approve of the image desu

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>>131577514
>>131577607
Essential listening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQn3eOu8DF8

>>131577543
you need to make the decision at this point
'do I want a family'

this is the time to decide
you will love your children regardless

spend the next year or so trying to find the best woman to bear your children
then fucking do it
it's of vital importance you do this, for your country

>>131577543
supermarkets. just talk. don't approach from the side (they freak out in some reptilian sense). or dog walkers, plenty of mutt qts walking around. or go out with your m8's and settle for the billions of single mums desperate for their kid to have a father figure that isn't their chav dad.

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>>131577793
>>131577847
I hope you're not really both bent. That would be disappointing.

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>>131578198
how?
>>131578215
sorry for disappointing you anon

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>>131578215
I have some bad news for you desu

>>131577716
It's like finally winning the prize you've always wanted and then wondering why you ever wanted it in the first place.

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>>131577899
good couple desu, though she so his desperation and that fact he wouldn't say anything about her pigging out.

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>>131578632
fucking saw

>>131578483

>“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”

― Oscar Wilde

>>131578632
fucking lost it when the midget came into shot

where the hell is this?

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>>131571894
Or we could imprison/kill queers and forward their observations to non-queer real men. It's time white males reclaimed their voices. Women are poison.

>>131577123
>being this deluded
if they were actually religious they would have nothing to do with you

leave the conservative christian girls to us christians who didn't convert out of convenience

>>131578811
pass

>>131578764

christ can you imagine having to deal with oscar wilde. dropping clangers like this then just looking at you waiting for a laugh

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>>131578379
>>131578438
Wew lads. Serious question - how in god's cock do you enjoy the idea of a big pork sword up your arse?
>>131578632
Fuck me, looks like some sort of pub off harry potter or some other fantasy goblin toss.

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>>131579200
how do you not

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>still no BUF flag

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>>131575142
You haven't seen the 4WD model.

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>>131579200
metal illness most likely. I never said it was normal.

>>131579130

kek - he's a goldmine for witty quotes for any occasion.

drink vodka it is good for u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ

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>>131579200

also this
>>131579376

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>>131575391
Yes. It's a roadside delight. There are many.

>>131579416
i'll raise a wooden pint to that

>>131579416

>tfw I nearly got to see these but their accordion got nicked

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>>131579282
>>131579376
>>131579445
Please leave me alone, Mr and Mrs Marmite-Miner

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>>131579786
one of us now

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>>131579786
h-how rude

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>>131579882
>>131579901
What have you done to me lads

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>>131580178
you will be assimilated

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>>131580178

How is Britain doing, brit/pol? I've been busy for the past couple of weeks

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>>131580178

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>>131580293
>>131580336
PAKIS OUT, MAKIS IN

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>>131580433
GOOD TASTE DESU

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>>131580433
witty

>>131579376
anon
do u visit the gents bath house from time to time?
does ur mother know about ur pleasure trips these pits of filth?

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>>131580537
no I do not. why do you assume such degenerate things of me?

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>>131573972
If so, I will buy it and PDF it unto this galaxy, and galaxies unknown. Inb4 muh royalties… the author is dead, and Jews ain't Royal in the UK…….. even though they probably are. And by probably I am saying the Jews own the UK and have done so for hundreds of Albion tearful years.

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Notice how most EU federalists and globalists come from small countries with limited historical or current global impact or self hating nations
>Guy Verhofstadt- Belgium
>Hermann van Roumpuy- Belgium
>Jean-Claude Junker- Luxembourg
>Martin Shultz- Germany
They hate their own country or think it is so insignificant they want to lead a larger one

Question for the Britbros.

The Conservative Party is in power for a few years, correct?

So, can you explain this?

https://heatst.com/world/jewish-elementary-school-faces-closure-for-not-teaching-kids-about-gender-reassignment/

>A private school for Orthodox Jewish girls aged three to eight faces closure because pupils are not taught about homosexuality or gender reassignment.
>The Vishnitz Girls School, in north London, does not give pupils “a full understanding of fundamental British values” according to a report by
the Office for Standards in Education, Children’s Services and Schools (Ofsted).
>The report claimed girls “are not taught explicitly about issues such as sexual orientation. This restricts pupils’ spiritual, moral, social and cultural development and does not promote equality of opportunity in ways that take account of differing lifestyles.”

What are your Conservative politicians going to do about this?
And could you explain what are the fundamental British values?

>>131579786
>Marmite-Miner
is there such a marketplace for these rare earth minerals?
what would say one pound of this marmite fetch?

>>131580388
whinging about the rain or when it gets hot, mostly.

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>>131580750
Ask your dad
>>131580462
>>131580535

NEW

>>131580962

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>>131580694
I think the (((fundamental British values))) are tolerance, rule of law and democracy, something like that.
Also, jews not teaching kids about chopping people's dicks up.
k

>>131580636
why u so bigoted?
can't upstanding gentlemen of the community cleanse their pores and empty their knackers in steamy grottos?

it's 2am in the north korea of europe, go to sleep

>>131580694
>What are your Conservative politicians going to do about this?

Turn it into a Grammar school. Or leave it be, they let religious schools brainwash children if it's not costing them anything.

>And could you explain what are the fundamental British values?

Depends on the council leaders.

>>131581078
Aren't those values quite new in Britain, other than rule of the law?