ITT: We bantz like the date is July 4th, 2017 and Justices Kennedy and Ginsburg have both passed away.
(Their causes of death have not yet been revealed.)
(It is unseasonably cool in Washington D.C.)
(An undocumented gentleman from Yemen has taken Washington Nationals star Bryce Harper hostage earlier this morning.)
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So all this is good news. I like it. Yemen gentlemen can keep Bryce Harper.
Three run blast by Harper. The Yeminis noggin launched off the bat at 117 mph and went splat into the second deck after traveling 478 feet and caroming off both Ginsburg and Kennedy killing both. Harper is not facing charges in any of their deaths...read the small print on the back of the ticket.
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