>no /pol/ humor thread
/pol/ humor thread
>>131563953
>>131563953
bamp
>>131564797
final bamp
>>131563953
>>131566157
Why do Asian news have these strange animations?
>>131568753
lel
>>131568753
Kek
>>131563953
the OP in that pic isn't actually mosquitoes being caught to be eaten, they're midge flies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJjqAajbrPE
http://www.odditycentral.com/foods/these-burgers-are-made-of-flies-and-they-are-amazingly-nutritious.html
here's the original unedited clip and an article on it.
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>>131569994
educational and terrifying
>>131570269
>>131570728
>>131570815
Dumping shitty phone folder
This should be posted in every we wuz thread
>>131570728
I don't get the reference
>>131570904
>>131571460
The Allegory of the Cave, or Plato's Cave
>>131571689
The one with the 3 guys and then the 1 is let out to see the world different than what he'd seen in the cave? I don't get what's funny by adding the bane meme. I don't think its funny in the slightest. Sorry
*blocks your conquest*
what do?
Here's something my mom bought at an auction. You put a coin in it's and pressing a level on the back causes it to put the coin in it's mouth and the eyes to roll up into the head.
No idea why she likes to get shit like this.
>>131571689
Also I don't so what's funny about this pic. Guns and money next to a kiddies meal? You've got a funny sense of humour
>>131571814
This is why we Germans drink coffee: Exploiting one African shithole is more than enough.
>>131572211
>You put a coin in it's and pressing a level
>You put a coin in it's hand and pressing a lever
went full retard
here's the other one
>>131571738
we dont need more gay niggers from outer space anyways
>>131563953
>benis :DDDDDDDDdd
>>131571814
This is pretty accurate.
>>131563953
>posting a cap from today
>>131571814
It's actually pretty hilarious when you look back in history
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>>131572364
German emigrant?
>>131572211
My uncle has a male one of those.
I used to love playing with it when I went for family BBQs.
>>131572135
It's because you're unfamliar with the story probably
>>131572364
I didn't create 'em
Dumping my phone /pol/'s OC
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>>131570373
why is it terrifying tho
>>131573677
So the story I just stated isn't the one your referring too? I'm sure I'm pretty familiar with it.
Why save em if you don't know why they're funny?
>>131573677
keked
>>131573911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME
>>131569683
I want to know where to download the software so we can start making our own satire and dubbing Japanese over them and creating fake translations to suite our own operations.
>>131573756
Why don't you get the clover app Pablo? You'll never go back.
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>>131572976
HOLY SHIT
>>131573911
Here is part 2 for you
>>131574410
Oi get clover app
>>131574628
Ty here's your (you)
>>131574982
I lost
>>131575144
>>131574009
allegory of the cave is a picturesque representation of platonist philosophy - meant to metaphorically say that people live in ignorance and unimportant illusion of the material world while not knowing the REAL reality and what really matters
the outside represents the real, metaphysical world (world of "ideas") and sun represents demiurge (the highest idea) - origin of all else
in the cave people are looking at the wall, not seeing that behind them their puppet masters use play of light and shadow to create images on the wall and since it is all they know from their birth they think its the only reality (just like we see the material world)
it says that if someone is to get out somehow and try to get others to join him outside to see the truth they would suddenly be blinded by the sun and mistake that for something bad because they are not used to it
its funny because it mixes philosophy (something considered serious and complex) with imageboard memes (contrast, something you would not expect)
>>131574982
Fuck I was looking for this so much (there was a gif that was better though).
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>>131574495
kinda rare, are you a fucking pooftah on holiday?
>>131563953
>>131575904
Captcha
>Europa
>hunters
>>131575479
Thank you professor. I think I get it now
>>131576191
>>131576659
My last one, kek bringing the heat. Shadalay.
reddit or heere
i just come for themems ^_^
thanks for making this thread!
>>131570269
She was quoting Alexis de Tocqueville, you fucking moron.
>>131577205
That guy sounds like a faggot
>I'm not srs anon
>>131576973
wtf skweezy is still around? i used to laugh at his videos so much back in the day. almost 8 years ago now I think.
>>131576973
>She laughed an then we had anal
lol
>>131571626
LOL
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>>131573030
He forgot about such an important event that I had to add it
How could he forget about this?
>>131576973
>better than woman wrongs
>>131571302
>esarhaddon
>noddahrase
anuddah race
what did they mean by this?
>>131563953
Sorry for the shit screen cap but here's a classic
1/2
>>131569994
It's still niggers eating flies
>>131577652
2/2
>>131577519
Dankie
>>131577541
does this nigger not have ears
>>131572364
It's deep. Nothing to do with kids, i think the kids food is immature imagery placed in contrast to the bullets. Just my interpretation. I like it a lot. Genuine art grade meme.
>>131571689
Kid Cuisine is pretty fucking good
>>131571460
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GO BACK TO FUCKING SCHOOL
>>131574227
Trump unironically BTFO, if the Dems had even a lick of common sense they would be attacking this point hard
>>131572175
I see you are a man of culture as well
>>131579624
>Aug. 2015
it came true
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>>131579322
Thus should be a classic
>>131569683
It's a cultural thing, they think robots are the perfect example of beautiful motion and squishing and stretching like western cartoonists draw is gross and unnatural
>>131574495
W-what are You?
>>131580068
i can't believe they printed this with the 'wife's son' line
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>>131578475
>that pic
Oh, Minecrap!
>>131572211
My grandparents ran an antiques shop for decades and had a back room dedicated to this type of piece. You'd be amazed the market for racist metalworks and glass
>>131580250
Look at the name.
>>131579414
>Hotel management
How many of the people on here even recognize him?
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>>131574495
what the hell are you
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>>131580667
Not me but looks familiar.
>>131580068
>white supremacists
>like steven crowder
This is so fucking good
>>131580649
What happens when you don't register for the draft? I thought you don't even have to get an ID?
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>>131579561
I know right. Its like they're not even thinking. They're literally puppets at this state following herd mentality
>>131574028
> they actually tried that
> it went more like this
> 3 tumblrinas triggered to suicide
/pol/ Harbor, nevar forget
>>131581091
Fucking lost.
>>131581149
They know how easy it would be to say "Hillary would have sold more" and its true
>>131581003
9 thumbs up
>>131580068
>Was Forrest Gump Raped?
really makes u think
>>131581280
Hahaha never even thought of that
>>131573677
I lose every time
>>131566157
>>131569683
Asian news has the BEST fucking animations, holy shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBvPSHTAGbE
>>131574009
b52 have double engines REEEE
C H I L L Y W I L L Y
>>131574227
>clover app
Dunno, the autistics of /g/ said it was compromised
>>131570269
she meant good as in morally good. jfc i hate the whore but even i cant stand how retarded ppl mocking that line are
>>131581250
Friendly reminder /pol/ is a containment board. Any attempts to destroy, subvert, or infiltrate it only result in spreading it further. Unchanged and more zealous than before.
>>131582357
Nice one /r/the_donald
>>131580667
I can name 95% of them, quiz me.
That is the Munich olympics terrorist attack
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>>131564797
Self bumps don't work, you know. Unless they changed that back and I missed it. Just FYI. Contribootin with my digiorno folder
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>>131582477
Reddit unironically believing that Trump is anything but one of them, given the ties between Soros and Kushner, is bad enough. This picture is BS in other ways
>>131572976
fucking lost
>>131577751
Fake quote. This shit is never fucking sourced.
http://www.davmil.org/www.kaijuconversations.com/honda.htm
> DM: Do you feel that the offense some Americans felt when they saw the sequence in GODZILLA VS. GHIDRAH which shows the Godzillasaurus attacking a number of American soldiers was justified? (In GODZILLA VS. GHIDRAH, Godzilla is seen both as Godzilla and as the tyrannosaurus rex-like dinosaur he was before he was mutated by radiation.)
>IH: Kazuki Omori went a little too far. He doesn't blame the soldiers, but I feel that he goes too far. (Mr. Omori wrote and directed GODZILLA VS. BIOLLANTE and GODZILLA VS. GHIDRAH, and wrote but did not direct GODZILLA VS. MOTHRA.)
>>131580811
Brilliant
>>131582083
They were having problems with their economy hence the budget bomba
>>131581250
/pol/ harbour is the name for m00ts betrayal and cucking. The "tumblr" raid was one of many and likely a false flag by /pol/lacks
>>131583001
The media's grip on everything we see, think, and feel is so strong, they managed to get all the neo-Nazis out to vote by calling Trump a "racist," even though he was awarded the Ellis Island Civil Rights medal by Rosa Parks herself.
>>131582276
The whole of 4chans been compromised since the elections. So there's really nothing to worry about. Plus /g/ doesn't trust anything. They're the most paranoid
>>131573756
i don't get this one
>>131581090
Aside from being ineligible for most government jobs, nothing.
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>>131582995
Reference?
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>>131583490
remember their "aircraft carrier" that went to syria but came back as a "heavy missile cruiser"?
it used engine smoke as a cloaking device
>>131583891
IN 1968 I LED BOB DYLAN UP TO THE STAGE, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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>>131564062
SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE SCREENCAP OF THE MAD MAX GOBLINPOSTER
>>131581250
Is there a version that doesn't have all the board names? Because moot didn't rip and tear any guts except for his own.
>>131583891
the jew who hated bad trumpeting
the jew who hated those with no talent
the jew who walked bob dylan out on stage
the jew who knew the grateful dead from 1966
the jew who respects the silence
the jew who was trained classically and trained contemporaneously
the jew who doesn't know tha FUCK ARE YOU?
The trumpet runner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svGAQJYIRqQ
>>131583758
What is this
>>131584545
9/11
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>>131583961
the next 2 are more /v/ humor but i'm sure most here will relate, I saved them here afterall
>>131572405
Frederick the Great would be so disappointed. Germans drink fucking BEER. Get it right.
>>131584685
And that's all I saved when this meme was fresh, hot and steamy if anyone has any more good ones post em and I'll add to my collection
>>131584685
Digiorno had this build your own pizza thing and people used it to make meme pizzas
>>131584782
whoops, the second part was meant for >>131584545
>>131583891
Blade Runner, who the FUCK are you?
>>131580649
Gold
>>131583446
Take off that lame ass flag if you want me to take you serious
Just accept it, Trump is buildin the swamp
1 of 2
(worth the read)
if anyone has that tranny comic with bugs bunny and elmer fudd PLEASE post it
2 of 2>>131585101
>>131585148
thats pretty fucked up.... they just want to save some frogs, dude.
I think there's a resurgence of anti-Africanism because at this point in time, Israel has not yet learned how to be multicultural, and Africans are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Israel is not going to be the monolithic society that it once was in the last century. Africans will be at the center of that. It's a huge transformation for Israel to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode and Africans will be resented because of their leading role, but without this transformation, Israel will not survive!
>>131571460
Plato... Read a fucking book.
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>>131584991
A bicycle powered jeep made from scrap is about as green tech as it gets.
>>131584635
Oh now I see it!
>>131585101
>>131585148
hahaha FUCK Oregon
>>131584749
You probably don't drink beer with your breakfast, at work or at any other point during the day and if you do you should stop.
I bet no one gets it
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>>131579414
I do, and that wasn't taken at a hotel. It was a dormitory.
>>131585148
>>131585310
Frog botherers must pay the toll
S'only right
>>131585657
considering how much of a minority jews are, it would be more surprising if there was a decent portion of money in the bowl
>>131585148
Took a lot of effort to be a asshole, I hate these kind of people. I had a neighbor who would constantly throw dog shit at my door because he thought it was my dog that shat in front of his house. He continued to throw dog shit at my door after my dog died.
Fucking people I tell ya
>>131582208
Those child fags don't even know who Chilly Willy is.
Fucking faggot posers, get your own God-damned culture.
>>131585988
>>131585310
A taste of their own bureaucratic bullshit, serves em right.
>>131574227
This
Clover is the best way to shitpost on the go
>>131585984
Even the fucking Pagans and Buddhists gave more money.
Do you think there are more pagans than Jews? Or that they are richer?
>>131569683
They did it with /r9k/ too.
>>131571308
Okay trayvonica is a brilliant comedy name
>>131584685
Thanks doc.
this thread fucking sucks and all you unfunny faggots should be ashamed
>>131586287
you cant even see the whole bowl, half of it is obscured by itself from the angle. besides, basing your hatred on a single picture which you cant even verify the authenticity of is pretty petty
>>131586666
>wastes quads bitching like a little girl
>>131586666
Monthly hiss
Who was behind this?
>>131586736
fuck you faggot, post something funny
>>131586730
>basing your hatred on a single picture
How new or Jewish are you?
>>131586666
Wasteful
>>131586666
I'll check it but I'm not goddamn happy about it.
>>131586885
>one jew says something stupid, now i hate all of them
>>131587107
Ironic coming from the land of primordial shitposting.
>>131587107
Presuming much?
>>131587107
>NAXALT NAXALT Jews are not a monolith
>oy vey how dare you criticize the chosen people us Jews will not tolerate this bigotry let's show the stereotype wrong by fulfilling it!
lol
>>131580630
What the fuck is this shit.
>>131583485
>The whole of 4chans been compromised since the elections. So there's really nothing to worry about.
In for a penny, go for a pound?
>>131563953
Why don't women need watches?
Because there's a clock on the stove.
you deserve this
>>131580219
>>131580767
Imma free man inna free country
>>131576063
Nah m8, born and raised.
>>131587185
>>131587218
>>131587297
if you want proof of how much of a positive impact jews can have, look no further than israel. jews took a shitty desert nation, and turned it into a bustling hub of western civiliation. what have you done though, apart from hate on those who have a better work ethic than you and as a result enjoy better lives?
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>>131582120
>the only casualty 4chan will ever have is time
>>131587427
>Balfour declaration
>muh six gorillion now gibs land
>better work ethic
>still immigrating to white lands
So superior, you lost your homeland to your fellow Semites.
>>131580738
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>>131580918
I fucking lost it
>>131587107
G'day
>>131574227
>>131579561
>being this dumb
trump drives a positive trade balance while letting muzzies kill each other and europe driving american economy supremacy.
its like you believe in keynesian economics, lol.
it was honestly trumps greatest move to foist a middle east nato against the israelis.
no more shitty sandbox for us.
>>131571460
>flag
no surprise there, buddiboi
>>131585613
Heathen. But I appreciate the concern, thank you.
>>131587593
no idea what you're talking about with jews losing their homeland. we have a homeland in israel
>>131587427
And tied up western countries in spilling the blood of their youth to defend it.
Eat shit kike.
>>131587107
How new ru?
>>131587916
dont join the army then you fucking idiot
>>131584066
I'm searching the internet can't find it
>>131588039
>>131587873
Since the 40's, yeah. So superior, you need to guilt other nations to hand it over.
>>131588081
Don't bother. He seems Jewish. Same hypocrisy
>>131588174
why are you so mad that jews got their land back?
>>131588093
Eat shit and die. Into the oven you go.
>>131587898
Do the truffle shuffle lardgoy
>>131588279
>their land back
I thought racial claims to a plot of land that, by your own admission, did not have the original "tenants" inhabit it was bigoted and discriminatory?
>>131572590
>Jeep
>obvious Bentley logo on steering wheel
wut
>>131588311
again, if you think that your military is fighting for israel, then just dont join it. you either a - understand what you're joining to defend, and as such are fine with dying for it, or b - were just joining for some sadistic purpose most likely and as such didnt care the purpose, in which case you probably should be killed
>>131588503
when have i said i am against whites having an ethnostate? doesnt bother me, in fact i'd be in favour of it.
>>131585735
Incredible
>>131587327
Your Columbian. I highly doubt the Gestapo will be kicking down your door for hate crimes anytime soon
>>131587739
You said all that but didn't address the issue of Trump effectively arming isis
>>131580860
mother FUCKER that got me
>>131588614
Then you are the minority of the Jewish opinion. That is anti-Jewish.
The difference is that whites conquered the world and let them have it back. Jews need to feed out of the hands of whites to allow them their empire back by reducing themselves into grovelling pity cases.
>>131587387
Hi banana man I didn't know you browsed pol
>>131588093
Evidence suggests the idiocy began here >>131587107
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>>131588816
you dont seem to understand the difference between the average israeli jew and american jew
>>131588868
im just a simple guy with thousands of bananas to share
>>131589088
The mods are fucking lazy today
>>131580966
>no more than 20 people need lose their lives in the Great War
t. the most wrong person ever
>>131589135
see ya faggots next thread
>>131588987
Is it the size of the trim?
>>131588987
There is no difference beyond location. Even Australian Jews still kvetch about the chosen-ites and fulfil the stereotype they seek to diminish with their efforts. It isn't called the Streisand effect for nothing.
>>131587325
Apparently furries caused Gavrillo Princip to assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.
>>131589131
well if it's on an image on /pol/ it must be a true quot
>>131581973
I've always assumed it was one company in Taiwan doing all of it. Maybe they like animations because they can illustrate points more clearly than people standing around talking.
>>131577353
Yeah man, he made all of his fucking videos private but his Facebook posts are fucking great.
>>131588102
godammit adjust your mobo you lazy fuck
>>131584678
too conceptual
>>131589390
The quote is true. But misquoted. Yet.
>>131584991
I am impressed by that "Jeep", lot of ingenuinity.
Still, nigger cunning won't take you out of the jungle.
>>131585735
that made me laugh so hard
>>131589738
He was showing his friends the tiny nigger chained up front who does the peddling
>>131585984
That's wrong, most homeless people live in cities, which is also where Jews are most concentrated. If that's New York then it DEFINITELY proves the stereotype.
>>131581003
lost!
>>131590221
He slunk away. Pity. Heb was funny stupid.
>>131589696
what's the original