Brit/pol/ - T.S. Elliot Edition

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>>131558259
this has been been in the making for almost two years

HAPPENING LADS TURKEY IS INVADING SYRIA
>HAPPENING LADS TURKEY IS INVADING SYRIA
HAPPENING LADS TURKEY IS INVADING SYRIA
>HAPPENING LADS TURKEY IS INVADING SYRIA
HAPPENING LADS TURKEY IS INVADING SYRIA
>HAPPENING LADS TURKEY IS INVADING SYRIA

>>131558267
Eliot was an American and his named is spelled with one "l"

>>131558364
Fuck off. We know already. This isn't turk/pol/

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Trump is a mossad puppet.

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they're at eet ageen

>>131558101 #
>Police still searching for the known far right terrorist YKTD, his female accomplice Pube and their pet gimp Rimmer after allegations of vote fixing

>>131558364
OVER
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https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/879809116369190912
https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/879809116369190912https://twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/879809116369190912

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>>131558364
turks killing kurds, who cares

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>>131558364
There goes another anti-globalist regime.

I want to world famine to come soon.

>>131558436
I was informing you because I did it at the end of the last thread and I wasn't sure if everyone got the memo

>>131558554
Yes to racism.

Any stoners here? Is it easy to get weed in uk?

>>131558364
Great. We know. Play Paul Revere elsewhere we have sausage rolls and wanking to discuss.

>>131558436
Shut the fuck up. Bulletins have always been normal.

>>131558623
see
>>131558603

>>131555061

Join your local Church. Just pop your head in the door sometime in the week to see the vicar/reverend or phone up and ask if you can come to the service on Sunday.

Churches/religion was invented to bring people together.

You don't have to do anything, you don't have to say anything, just sit at the back for a few weeks. After the service its customary to have a cup of tea or squash or something and people will come and make an effort to talk to you.

Just be honest - say you were feeling lonely. Being honest is life put on easy mode. "An honest man never needs to remember what he has said".

You'll find a whole life within the church. You'll meet people who do all sorts of things you might find interesting or want to be involved with

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Testing

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Re-establish the empire when?

>>131558364
They're going to side with Islamist rebels to take out Kurd rebels, but none of them are goverment forces, but they might go after goverment forces later, Syria is kind of a clusterfuck

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>>131558364

Turkey invented the doner kebab.

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>>131558679
Beep boop
>>131558680
>meanwhile in Europe

Hopefully the HMS Liz joins the war against Assad and ISIS

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the Turk's ambitions in Syria?

>>131558807
Fantastic. Now shoo.

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>tfw eaten too many puff dogs

as soon as that sweet tesco cider hits my lips
I want to dance all night

>>131558554
migrant holding up a sign telling you he's welcome

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Fuck, Brit/pol/...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvPTpzNpNyI

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>>131558905

>>131558617
It's easy to get UK weed anywhere in the world m8.

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>>131558680
Never. Splendid isolation is the way, not retarded LARPing.

>>131558653
are churches not just all old people

>>131558899
iktfb

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>>131558905

>>131558364
What will trump do?

>>131558834
>having to explain this for the millionth time
US wants Turkey to have a bit more power in the middle east so there is a power struggle with Saudi Arabia, Israel, Iran, and somewhat Egypt, to stabilize the region.

>>131558651
Dude get the fuck out of Brit/pol/ you Autistic Yank.

>>131559050
Back Turkey, they're in NATO.

>>131558653
I don't know you, I never will most likely, even if I passed you on the street I would never know.
You seem like a thoroughly decent person however and I wish you well.

>>131558730
I've found myself having silly fantasizes about joining the Kurds lately

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>>131558554

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>>131558985
>tfw currently in Cornwall

>>131558969
What do you do if you have no connections like? Just go up to random people on the street?

incredibly easy, especially if you live in a university town
when I lived in leeds, literally had some black fellas offer me weed outside my local 24hr shop

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHK0j_a-6q8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHK0j_a-6q8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHK0j_a-6q8

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>>131558956

>>131559234
What nationality are you under your LARP flag? Where are you going?

>>131559278
i haven't brought myself to watch his weird looking home movies,
i dont want the shine to come off him

>>131559031

Definitely not. Of course there are old people who go to church, but i first started going to church after working a gig at one (i'm a sound engineer). While there i met my girlfriend who is a videographer (she was filming the gig). I asked her out and she said yes. I think she assumed i was also religious but i never really was.

Now i've joined her Church and we're involved with lots of stuff with the church. Shes way out of league. There are tons of young people still going to church. You don't see them because they don't spend their time getting wasted and shitting themselves in Mcdonalds doorway after a MAD SESH.

i've been rewatching lost and haven't posted in /brit/pol for a week

who's your favourite lost character?

>>131559458
It's clearly
>Get

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Lads is he /ourguy/?

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>>131559353
Venus Flytrap is unironically a fucking masterpiece. I'm dead serious. Go to 46:25 to hear him play as a mad scientist ranting about how plants ought to replace humanity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m29hhS8_-7A

>>131558494
>mooslems

Bludy heyl.

>>131558956
We seriously need an anti-immigration party right now. Time is running out.

>>131559458
Sawyer is hot as fuck.

>>131559217
Careful now!

HURRAY!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/brexit-latest-news-eu-workers-leave-uk-europe-five-years-non-british-settled-status-a7808751.html

>>131559912
This is the only way UKIP can become relevant again.

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>>131559458
The fat one

>>131559234
I dunno, keep your eyes peeled for the scum that look the part, and make some quiet enquiries.
Afternoon drinkers tend to have a useful contacts list. You might get burned for a few tenners here & there, but such is the game.
Don't buy half ounce off randomers, just infiltrate your local untermensch nice & casual like. Most dealers are happy to get new regulars.

>>131559337
Engerland

>>131560014
Kek.

>>131558956
Nothing will be done about this. This isn't a bug in the system, but a feature.

Very comfy evening rain in the south east. It can make a man forget all his problems for a little while.

>>131560219
Oh. You're a potato. You'll be fine.

If you were American I was going to suggest that weed is generally sold by hard cases here. It's what nutters like to smoke to unwind. So if you go into the roughest pub you can find and shout
>Fuck Queen and Westha, you nancies
This is code to show you are willing to buy some drugs.

>>131559246
Yeah me and my mates got a free half gram of Mandy off this fucked Mexican guy last night.

>>131560534
>>Fuck Queen and Westha, you nancies
>This is code to show you are willing to buy some drugs.
Did this. Confirming it works.

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>>131558364

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>be boring and ugly
>be called Geoff
>but have a personality so get pussy

Jealous, brit/pol/?

Hey lads it's me prime minister Heath posting from hell. Ask me anything (except why I'm here pls)

>>131558746

That naan at the top right looks like a great white shark trying to eat the sauce.

>>131560757
Train spotters are proper fucking weirdos

>>131560534
Lol, I'd like to return home in one piece thank you very much.

>>131560694
Don't forget to check out Twin Peaks (2017) Egon. I'm just about to start Shadowrun after I finish Aliens VS Predator Classic (2000). Thanks for the recommendation the other day.

>>131560796
Do you have air conditioning down there?

>>131560796
Why the fuck did you go and drag us into that sodding union you nonce?

Brit in Berlin here, this place doesn't seem as fucked as I expected. Sure there's a lot of Turks here but they all seem to keep to themselves, not seen any German women with anyone but German men. Although I have seen a fuck load of German men with black women, like a really unusual amount.

Then again I can't talk as I pulled this slightly chubby 6,1 mixed girl from
Bath last night.

>>131560534
What can I get you m8? I've got some nice knock-off Amber leaf for 7 quid. It goes well with this Blues.

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>>131560757
His bird looks incredibly boring and ugly too to be fair.

>>131561022
Yeah but it's broken. Called a mechanic but he won't be here until Thursday

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Despite this being an anonymous board that prides itself on this fact - there are people amongst us who believe themselves to be particularly special and above all others here. They believe that their posts and opinions are more highly valued and more important than the contributions of others - these people are known as tripfags.

They are a rotten pustulent cancer that has destroyed this board - along with their allies: The Karenposters and the miscellaneous food item posters - they have worked tirelessly to derail all forms of rational discussion in favour of their rampant egomania. Their almost unquenchable narcissism has derailed countless discussion and caused a great rift between the formerly united posters of Brit/pol/.
The Tripcunt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a narcissist, egomaniac, arsehole, attention seeker, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell people to filter his tripcode and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
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>>131561016
If you're here in summer, try walking through a park near a university and following your nose.

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Ted heath.

https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/05/the-historic-sex-abuse-investigation-needs-a-dose-of-common-sense/#

>Last November, the Mail on Sunday reported that four of Sir Edward’s accusers, all women, had shared lurid stories of sexual abuse, child sacrifice and murder in occult ceremonies.
>A confidential report by Dr Rachel Hoskins, an expert on religion-based ritual crime, who was called in to examine witness statements and other evidence gathered by police, concluded that the Satanic claims were ‘preposterous’ and that the women knew each other well and had ‘swapped tales’.
>In February, the Daily Mail reported that the women had talked about possible compensation payouts and that one may even have already submitted a claim.

Can't link to the more in depth Private Eye (possibly the last rag to have any independent honest investigative journalism) articles but this links to enough. Basically political sabotage of a hidden gay dead man who can't defend himself.

>>131560757
He looks like Daniel Craig if he decided to go the full Christian Bale and starve himself for a film role.

>>131560757
She looks like she'd be really fun in bed as well

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>>131560998
RiGHT Ye wee cunt, no cunt insults our Begbie n' lives ah' tell ah tale

>>131560757
>implying
They're just friends and he's paying for the trip.

>>131560757
I bet he has a huge dick and she loves it when he fucks her ass

>>131561129
I would probably still fuck her.

>>131561062
Fookin ell are yoo troyin to be acquiring an excessively sized item? Seven quid? Get yourself back on the donkey Dalai Llama

>>131560796

Where the fuck did Shergar go?

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>>131561062
Rollies are what poor people smoke.

See them bring their ratty fucking pouches on a night out trying to roll a fag outside, trying not to drop any baccy on the floor while they slobber all over their rizla. Peasents.

>>131561271
I can defend myself mate and I was never into little boys you lying bastards. Everyone knows little girls are better...

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Can someone give me a list of proper reasons to be against mass immigration cos I'm fucking shite at arguing and always end up doing an Alex Jones by shouting 'THE GLOBALISTS! THE GLOBALISTS!'

Cheers

>>131561362
The ugly ones are always kinky buggers.
The more shut in you are, the more you have exploring your own body.

This will inevitably lead to sticking a toothbrush up your arse whilst wanking over /d/ tier fetish porn.

>>131561020

No worries m8. Loved AvP back in the day.

>>131561583
>The more shut in you are, the more you have exploring your own body.
or trying to achieve sissygasms

I have a pretty good pasta for that that I posted on here before and got banned for 3 days

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>>131561545
How's Maggie doing?

>>131561734
>I got banned for that
You're welcome :)

>>131561502
I enjoy a rollie when I am at home or working in the garden but if I am on a night out I much prefer buying some dunhills.

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>>131561546
They add absolutely nothing to our society but cost and trouble,

>>131561502
Why the fuck would you waste money on straights? I find I roll better fucked than when sober, besides I need bacci for joints.

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I keep getting a twitch above my knee, wtf is this?

>>131560757
She looks like she masturbates lying face-down

>>131561189
Much obliged

>>131561734
Post it again.

>>131561546
>housing crises and hugely increased rent
>lower wages and poorer working conditions due to companies having a big surplus of labour
>extra strain on NHS, emergency services
>too many kids in school classrooms
>demographic shift which influences our democratic process

There's a few. I missed loads.

>>131561909
kek, yeah she weirdly does.

>>131561925
n-no

>>131561546
Why do you have to defend the logical, while they perform the illogical with impunity?

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>>131561872
women are almost as useless

>>131561749
We don't call her that down here. She's referred to as Lord Gorch Xaruzur Sabdoch Suidohr

>>131560998
>says the guy who visits here all day every day

>>131561546
sure crime and rape is up and social trust and opportunities are down but we have more varied food :^)

>>131561855
>dunhills

Fuck, ain't they like £10+ a pack now?
I just cheap out and buy Rothmans

>>131561878
You put moist rolling tobacco in joints?
Gas yourself.

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>>131562077
good to hear.

>>131561546
When appealing to the far left, then appeal to their hatred of global bankers and industrialists.

>>131561546
Lack of integration is the biggest problem and you can extrude several points from this alone.
>effects our laws because we have to cater towards them
>divides communities
>they bring their laws over which counter ours e.g arranged child marriages
>they become a sacred cow demographic
>they often don't feed money back into the system
>they often have no identification
>they overpopulate
>they undermine the existing culture of the land if it's not compatible
>they effect local businesses

We should all stop smoking cigarettes.

>>131561734
Anything related to sissies is disgusting and degenerate. Kill yourself.

>>131561872
you cant really search for that meme and bring that out in a quick argument with a leftie
>>131561546
The arguments that work with lefties the best is
>they cheapen labour hurting the working class
>they drag skiled workers from third world countries
>they make population rise meaning more preasure on the ENN AICH ESSS
>Memorise a few bad quran verses about them mistreating gays
>(only if you memoriesed the stats) they commit crime

>>131562334
>he doesn't want to fuck an effeminate man to show his display of dominance and then cut off his genitalia and burn it as a sacrifice for the fertility of his wife

>>131561892
Probably just a spot of knee cancer m8. Ignore it, it'll go away.

>>131562191
Mate I love a load of bacci in joints, my bacci usually dries out pretty fast anyway as I often leave it open on my desk.

>>131562170
Most fags are m8.

I'm very partial to Dunhill International. I can afford to smoke normal fags all day long but a roll up appeals to me on several levels, I just enjoy the action of making them and indeed smoke less of them.

>>131562334
it's funny how into it some people get

if you go to r/sissyhypno and search for sissygasm you'll read about people's experiences trying to get one. It's actually fucking disgusting

>>131561892
me granddad got the knee twitch just before he came down with typhoid
his was behind the knee, nonetheless the twitch around the knee region could well indicate typhoid onset
likely nothing to worry about

>>131558746
Contributed to the fattening of Britain

Post some brit/pol/ tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJkrA6DtDgQ

>>131561892
Wanker's Cramp

>>131562299
Agreed but picking up girls in the smoking area is the easiest way on a night out.

>>131558554
The ears on those boys, cousin marriage BTFO

>>131562267
And yet this is political suicide to say

>>131561186
Doing gods work. Thanks anon

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>>131562471
>>131562521
Splendid

>>131562561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBXRJgSd-aU

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>>131562561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsPOKoNKii4

>>131562267
Even better: be anti-integration. Show people how bad things really are.

>he really things people will notice subtle changes when they're being fed pleasure and TV all the time

>>131558653
I agree with this post. I go every Sunday, and I look forward to it.

>>131562561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs3sx7wiQ9M&t=217s

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9YCk7ufHs

theres a new movie where jackie chan takes on gerry adams

what are they playing at here

>>131558364
>random twitter account

>>131562822
It's an obscure redpill.

>>131562235
According to urban legend the devil is still on earth with the sole intention of causing as much death and destruction possible. Apparently he goes by the name 'blair'. Legend has it his ghastly visage is so appalling that you die upon seeing his vile grinning face

>>131558680
You know, I know, everybody knows that it will break down embarrassingly during trials and we will never hear the end of it.

>>131562677
this is the most autistic version of this song I've ever seen

the video is shit

>>131562822
Based Loyalist Hero, Jackie Chan.

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>Turn on BBC
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxKBCLPP20s starts playing

>>131562677

I fucking love this song.

>>131562488
Really?

All the brands like Rothmans, Pall Mall, Sterling etc.are in the £7.50 range. Are you in a city?
A 30g pouch of GV or Amber Leaf is about £10 here.

>>131562822
>DUP become big in the media
>a film about an evil Northern Irish government comes out
I smell something fishy.

>>131562608
Most of those girls are degenerate. You shouldn't speak to them.

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>>131562905
THINGS

>>131562974
I agree...but the beginning of the video is autistic as fuck

>>131562940
I actually hope they will. I've gotten to the point where I want to see this country so humiliated that it is forced to withdraw from the centre-stage of world politics. Maybe then we can avoid the (((internationalist's))) gaze for a while.

>>131562940
>wrong kind of leaves on the track Captain

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>>131562778
>>131562617
>>131562440
>>131562267
>>131562265
>>131562166
>>131561957
Cheers lads. Good to have a list. Hopefully now I wont start rambling about the ethnic cleansing and looking like a mental.

>>131558900
Lidl cider master race reporting in

sissys are fagfags
hot trannys are hot
if you dispute this then you must be queer as folk

>>131562965
I love the irony of this when you look at what's being planned for the sequel.

>>131563034
it's funded by the DUP
it exposes the terrorist taigs

>>131563116
It's all about assessing your target. What makes them tick?

>>131562822
>a film about the troubles starring Jackie Chan

I chuckle every time.

Fuck pakis desu

Ian Hislop on telly talking about how Victorians loved immigration. What did he mean by this?

>>131562974
BASED BLACK PEOPLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRWiqjgOyX0

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>>131558802

>we want all your money and your new ships

Anyone fancy another war?

>Capcha: Wallets

>>131563242
168th post best post

>>131562677
>>131562942

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

The Russia music video is the good one.

>>131559161
People do, the faction that takes walk-ins are literal commies though

>>131563116
Just remember restraint anon. As soon as you start name calling and going mad, you've lost.

As soon as they play the "b,but it's not all Muslims" or "that's racist" card, you've won.

>>131563052
Just an easy lay mate wouldn't date a girl I've met on a night out, certainly not one I bring home with me.

>>131562267
in short, they ain't white folk

>>131563221
I DONT WANT NO TROUBLES

>>131563276
I'm prepared to spout bullshit for shekels

>>131559223
We live in the most beautiful country on Earth

>>131563116
The Kalergi plan is being used against us with the end goal of the ethnic cleansing of the white race but you musn't mention that to normies and turboliberals if you want to win the argument. They won't believe it.

>>131563202
I'm preparing for arguing with lefty cunts at Uni. I know I wont be able to go three hours without somehow referencing Are Nige or dear Enoch, so I went to be prepared and not look a proper Nick Griffin.

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anyone here the MGTOW autist talking abou tthe movement on Radio 4? Reddit is transcending the leftie heartlands now. Was explaining how Afgan men have a harder life than Afgan women kek

>>131563492
hear

>>131559234
If you've got an address and can wait a couple of days, dark web is the way to go

>>131562822
fuck, i've fallen into the shit universe

>>131563366
>"b,but it's not all Muslims" or "that's racist"
That is literally their first response though.

>>131563492
no I don't listen to radio 4 because it's left-wing shite

>>131563276
They loved it so much they they made an empire specifically to keep them away, yet still exploit them.

>>131563482
I can't really remember what I used to say. I would normally say something suitably offensive to them, and they would be so shocked by it that they wouldn't know what to say. My tactic is normally to argue without stating the point. They might get to their own conclusion once the seed has been pumped into their arses.

>>131563439
I know. I made that mistake once before. I thought the men in white coats were being sent for before I even finished me speech.

>>131563590
Look up those Channel 4 and Pew polls on Muslim attitudes. Cite those.

>>131563492
In some respects you could argue they do.
Lesbians are more or less unheard of, so women being punished for being homos are less common then men.

Women are also not expected to fight, whereas men are. So when you have the threat of a local militia coming to your village, they'd expect all men to fight back. Why do you think a large number of the migrants are men? They are objectors and deserters.

>>131563439
It's easily out-Leftying Lefties. The aways end up eating each other.

If you ever get into a debate with a Commie go full blown Cambodia-NKVD-Maoist-389-gender on them.

>>131563397
why u Hans Brit?

>>131560757
At least he's got something to do

>>131563769
>"dem polls are racist and were committed by the white government"
I have experienced this retort first hand. I had no words.
>>131563590
Then you've won.

>>131563032
50g of Turner, (Drum w/o the massive branches) is about £8 around the corner from me.
Direct from Irish smuggling gangs.
The Amber leaf is a bit cheaper since it's manufactured from dogs in China, but no one smokes that for obvious reasons.

There's even a mobile shop that will drop it off with a few cans & pie n peas for a small fee.
He knows his market bless him. Does a banging trade via Facebook.

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>>131563818
Could just show them this. Might joggle their noggin.

>woah wait so it's not just the Conservatives that manipulate?

>>131563771
his argument, till the presenter went full blown feelz muh acid attacks, no rights, less food etc.

>>131563594

know thy enemy.

>>131563594
Shipping forecast is usually pretty comfy desu

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>>131561051
German men love oil-drilling, eg pic related

>>131563343
wish it wasn't such a grainy vid though

thanks anon

>>131560757
Yes

>>131564112
shipping forcast is autistic as fuck

I know that because it comes on at 12:00 gmt, or 6am my time

>>131563946
>picking up shit from the beach
Should have at least used a plastic bag.

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>be Britbong
>use all of your money to build a fucking ramp on a carrier
>sail to seas and LARP as the new British Empire
>ship sinks

On the train today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing

>>131563771

Let's not forget that because polygamy is so widespread in the middle-east you have a lot of single young men running about with nothing to poke.

hi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSJlZvQ3XgE

Limmy is the best british comedian

>>131564288
Fucking homos

>>131564280
>Be American
>Be Mexican

>>131563439
there is a whole bunch of those plans/agendas/programs well-documented spanning the past 80 odd years
i read them years back and can't remember their exact titles for shit
The Kalergi Plan is now available to read in full in English as the text was translated about a year ago

>>131563937
Well they're both private institutions, and both are widely respected. If either institution knowingly put up false or unrepresentative data up, then there would be far-reaching repercussions. The Channel 4 documentary for which it was conducted was made by Trevor Phillips (a black man)--the man who coined the term 'islamiphobia'.

Just say this. They will not know what to say back.

>>131564317
hi m8
what's up

>>131561892
Anxiety

>>131564280
Could someone give me a run down on this ramp meme?

>>131564415
just had a massive shit aint i

:)

>>131564598
I believe it's because the catapult allows for much larger loads to be carried.

>>131560757
>have a passion
>and a woman who loves you enough to share it
I don't think there's much more we can ask for in life.

>>131564598
Go to /k/ they love this.

>>131560998
atleast they have a hobby that's legit interesting & not degenerate. Majority of people in this country don't do shit but drink with da ladz & smash skets, absolute disgrace mate.

>>131564288
DETECTIVE

>>131564288
robbed from film thieffag

>>131564405

>'islamiphobia'

I'd love to find the cunt who came up with "homophobia" and give him a wrap on the gob for butchering the language.

>mfw listening to some lefty radio host spew shit at a Catholic priest calling him a "homophobe", priest responds by saying the word "homophobe" doesn't make any sense
>he responds "well words change meanings over time, it means you FUCKING HATE GAYS YOU BIGOT"

Angery.

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>>131564253
I won't dispute that...

Will the cartels ever be defeated?

>>131558364
good, let the prophecy unfold, we have been preparing for it.

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I so this spas / shut-in autist standing staring into nothing for about 25 minutes today, so when i went over to snap him out of it before he got ran over, talking about the weather the little shit threw up on me.

the absolute state of our youth.

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Reminder that people will bend over backwards to blame May's cuts and not at all blame the Pakis.

Video: https://twitter.com/StockMonsterUSA/status/879522431559360512

>>131564665
>>131564680
Cheers

>>131564811
saw. jesus h christ/

>>131564754
The first mistake was listening to a radio station where the DJ is allowed to talk. Secondly, DJs are just useful idiots. Why would anyone put a smart and informative person on air to talk to millions?

>>131564288
Spectacular. Reminds me of an old Chris Morris Blue Jam sketch where he pawned his corneas to buy some rolling baccy and threw up in the swimming pool after the level of codeine in his blood "became critical."

>>131562488
I used to smoke Dunhill International when I lived in Japan, got a load from the duty free, it used to drive the Yanks mad. They are the patrician cigarette, unless you're a woman or a bender in which case Cocktail Sobranies have no equal.

>>131564788
Only when upper-middle class lefties stop buying the drugs.

>>131564956
Just curious but why do the yanks hate them? I have noticed though that some women hate the smell of them.

>>131564788
Easiest way is to nuke Mexico

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>>131564954
You got the reference, right?

>>131565121
Mexico stops somewhere near the Canadian border anon.

>>131564937

You make a sound argument.

>>131564824
I have a feeling this was years ago.

>>131565127
Orwell isn't it? I recognise it but can't place it

>>131558524

Don't be stupid, Kurds are kind of ok.
Kurds deserve their independent state, come on!

>>131564788

>Legalise drugs
>cartels business drops from under them
>nothing to do anymore

>>131564754
the term was conceived in Iran by Shias for sole purpose of making opaque the distinctions between Muslim, Islam, Race, Ethnicity and forging this catchall term to hurl at your foes.
in UK it was popularised by that black fella who once upon a time was a big exponent of multiculturalism, however recently broke cover and admitted the project had failed
his name escapes me

>>131564598
>can launch far less planes than the Yank catapult system
>slower
>reduces aircraft load carrying capacity
>needs more space for runway

>>131564954
Link me to this.

>>131565110
lol, women are the heaviest smokers in the country.
Outside pubs and bars is always young women having a fag.

>>131565110
I think they thought I was being a British Brideshead Revisited faggot, which I suppose in a way I was. When they ran out I started smoking those Indonesian clove cigarettes, Gudang Garam, I think they might be illegal here but they were great.

>>131564388
Try and remember some names of the other ones if you can. If not, the general outlines should suffice.

>>131565282
>cartels float their company on the stock market and mexico becomes an economic superpower

>>131565282
>cartels become legit tax paying businesses

>>131564954
I still laugh at the "40 year old little girl" sketch.

>>131564956
The patrician cigarette is a hand made roll up, tailored made each time to suit your needs.

You're a pleb

>>131564824
>>131565194
I think it's that antifa v National Action protest in Bristol
The sign that one of the guys carry looks like one of those stand up to racism placards

>>131565226
It's from Se7en. It's from John Doe's journal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV_MkUyUTMw

Here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Vn45Xt3y8

>>131565338
Now those things are vile. Still each to their own.

My father used to smoke a pipe and would get a good cloud going when he wanted my mum to fuck off.

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>>131565234
wrong

>>131565309

>ridiculously cheaper
>less maintenance
>less crew requirements

The Royal Navy just built two of the most advanced Super-Carriers in the world.

>>131564288
>Se7en

>>131565450
Did you know you can have cigarettes made to your specification?

>He rolls his own cigarettes

>>131565331
all the girls in my house picked up smoking this year
fucking degenerate

If you pick up smoking after the age of 18 you are a fucking retard
by that stage you should have already seen some friends deal with the addiction
I started when I was 12, and have been trying to quit since 18
these days I just vape

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>>131565127
I didn't? Sorry. What was it?

>>131558680

Yes!!! British Empire!!!

(Don't forget us! Come save us! Not with labour though... Can we get Northern Morocco? We give you a base and lands to colonise...)

>>131563836
On holiday backpacking round Europe for a couple of months with some old school mates.

>>131565303
Trevor Phillips
Did a documentary on Channel 4 about why multiculturalism was a mistake

>>131565461
Ah. Much obliged. That was going to annoy me.

>>131565574
>>131565461

TWO QUID
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>>131565560
I rather enjoy it anon. It's a weirdly meditative thing and I like the ritual. I could pay someone to polish my boots too, but I enjoy doing it myself.

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>>131558494
>It was us, and nothing at all to do with Jews.
t.The Muslims

>>131565309
Why did the MoD opt for this option?

>>131565515
It takes 10 minutes to smoke one, and apparently they give you a particularly virulent form of cancer in about five years.

I always wanted to smoke a pipe but could never get into it. Don't smoke any more so I doubt I ever will, I think it's dying out.

>>131565602
Worth looking up?

>>131565461
Fantastic scene, isn't it?

>>131565317
I can't remember what episode it's from, but it was definitely Blue Jam. You can listen to the full episodes on YouTube. Search Chris Morris Blue Jam full episodes.

Sad, hilarious and disturbing shit.

>>131559091

As if the country that was head of the Caliphate for the last 500 years - almost - needs U.S. to want it to have ambitions in the Middle East.
Remember that Turkey/Ottomam empire was the only proper sunni muslim state to exist in the Middle East for half a millenia... or almost.

>>131565777
Sadly dad did too at the age of 61.

Grandad on mum's side smoked 40 a day until he was 75 then cut it down to 20.

>>131559137

They shouldn't be in NATO though.

>>131565742
Because of austerity. Not ironic in this instance. Pure idiocy.

>>131565844
Great film. Too bad people are too dub to understand even that simple plot-line.

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>>131565692
Two quid? You're out of your mind!

You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!

>>131565484
I posted an article about this months ago.
As usual bullshit by the BBC though.

Mercer is one of the most talented computer scientists in the world.

>>131565716
I'm too cack-handed, when I roll one it just bursts into flames when I light it. I've been looking for someone to shine my shoes for ages, but nobody does it in Sheffield.

>>131565542
I hope you're right. I think we'll be needing them soon enough.

>>131565806
Not really tbqh
UKIP tier civic and nothing you wouldn't of heard on /pol/
Could send it to lefties though

>>131558617
Yes weed is basically legalised here in practice

>>131559160

You seem to be a proper British gentleman.
Good for you, and your country.

>>131565636
Thanks.

>>131560757
He has a successful YouTube channel too

>>131565939
Sorry about your dad anon. I think it's a shame in a way that smoking is dying out, it's such a bond with other smokers, but too many people die young from it.

>>131559393
this sounds highly appealing, i might have to try my local church sometime.

>>131565978
It's a trick you can learn easily enough. If you're completely stuck go into a pub on a weekday there'll be a bunch of fat old fucks who will love to show you.

On shoe shining I can't help you there, I've always wondered why homeless folk don't offer this? I would pay happily for that.

Four nan

>>131565859
Thank you

>>131565521

Why, please.

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>>131565564
>these days I just vape

>>131565560
You can't have custom cigarettes each time, where as you can if you roll your own.

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>>131566250
you think they'll be any different from the rest of them after they get statehood?

I hate populism/populists.

>>131565967
I take it they're going to repeat the same design on HMS Prince of Wales? It's a pretty big cock up, lets hope they're are no Type 45 style engine problems.

>>131565564
There is nothing worse than those """"heroin chic"""" girls who smoke because they think it makes them look cool, or whatever.

>>131566250
They are claiming too much and one of the two big Kurdish groups are actual commies.

Plus, what's stopping the argument for giving other minorities in the Middle East their own country?

>>131566214
I've been shown countless times, I'm all fingers and thumbs.

I agree about the shoe-shine, why aren't there niggers at stations shining our shoes like in the old days? If they're going to be here they might as well do something useful.

>>131566404
I actually hope there are. >>131563094

>>131558384
He was British by race.

>>131566437
>>131565564
Well, women are vapid creatures.

NEW

>>131566607

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>>131566607

>>131566367
Which unpopular system do you prefer?

Fuck me greeks make the best kebabs.

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>>131566283
flavour?

>>131566163
Ah it's ok lad. I was a bit of a mess over it but he had terrible health all round and it was that which did him in. The fact he didn't get off a sofa for twenty years probably didn't help.

It was, in a weird way, incredibly motivating to see an extremely intelligent man, a doctor of geology, look forward to his farts and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10 while giving notes on them like one would a glass of wine.

If you don't see a man for 20 years and that's what you find when you are badgered into meeting him again, it gives you a whole new perspective on life.
>>131566072
That actually means quite a lot to me anon. Thank you, sincerely.

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>>131564280
A carrier with no planes to carry.

>>131559246
there arent any black folk here and I dont want to get the bus to harehills just to buy weed

>>131565416
remembered one
The Hooten Plan
although targeting Germany, same strategy and endgame

>>131560757
>visiting every railway station in the uk
fuck yeah im jealous
dont think id want that bird with me like but maybe shes ok