CDN Morning News: Canada has guns too eh??

>>131511677
They need to protect themselves from Canada Geese. Those shithead birds are fucking annoying.

Oh this is just fucking rich..........................

>Trump Effect: For the first time in decades, majority of Canadians have 'unfavourable' view of U.S.

http://www.metronews.ca/news/canada/2017/06/26/under-trump-majority-of-canadians-dislike-the-us.html

Ya no, The "Anti-America" sentiment of Canadians has been a thing for a lot longer, than Trump being in office.

If Americans only knew the shit Canadians talked about them................
Then again, Canada is like Americas fat retarded inbred cousin who can't stop talking shit out of mental retardation and jealousy

>>131512392
Anti-American views are literally instilled into Canadians from a young age.
Well for me anyways. Most people I met, lose their shit when I say "I want to move to America".

I'm that will trigger some leafs on /pol

I WANT TO LEAVE CANADA

*Canadian retards all over the internet get some sort of *sensation* and find this thread*

>Darrrr just leave them eh??
>Darr you think the grass is greener??
>Darrr America has problems too eh??
>Darrrr Canada isn't perfect, but better than god damned Merica eh??
>Darrrr I'd rather die, than be American

It's so funny in person, they get this screwed up look on their face and just start telling stories
>OMG , Americans are BARBARIANS!! Their justice system is TERRI-BLE!!
>OMG the ghettos and guns!! OMG OMG WAH WAH WAH WAH!!

Canadian Company needs American Money, cause Canadians and Canada have none and do nothing.

>Vancouver portable energy company turns gaze to Hollywood

http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/06/26/vancouver-portable-energy-company-turns-gaze-to-hollywood-.html

Ain't no fucking "Canada Hollywood" in Canada. No "Canadian Movie Industry". Renting out streets in Vancouver and Toronto to Americans cause it's dirt cheap for them, doesn't count as a "movie industry"

Think of all the jobs, the movie industry makes for Americans.
Forget about the movie star. Everyone in the credits of a movie, worked on the movie and got paid to work on that movie. Paid well too. Movie budgets in America are huge and it's not to pay the lead roles.

Fuck, I'd be rich as fuck off porn if I lived in USA.
There is a small Canadian porn industry but it's Quebecois and nothing but busted french sluts.
Brazzers was started in Canada by some rich NEET Uni kid at McGill, but they only hold their money in Canada. All the filming and girls are in LA.

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>>131513777
>777

Checkcellent post.

>>131513931
Ya, I got internet at 12. I think I've been online longer, than most kids on here have been alive.

Even at 12, I realized that the internet is worldwide and even a small % paying me 29.99 a month to see sluts fuck = millions a year
Plus the whole bell curve of technology, I would've been at the forefront, thus reaping the most rewards.

The two guys who started Brazzers are BILLIONAIRES off internet smut.
I should be that billionaire. I'm not. I wasn't 20 sitting in a Uni dorm with a large inheritance. All it takes is money. Women do anything for cash and a camera.

Leafette Politician in court of 645K "donation"

http://www.metronews.ca/news/vancouver/2017/06/25/kinder-morgans-trans-mountain-pipeline-bc-donations-lawsuit.html

I don't care what anyone says, no one has anything on Canada when it comes to corrupt politicians. Not even Italy.

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>>131515702
>Not
>Even
>Italy

W_E_W_L_A_D

>Go to Canada
>Turn down wrong street in 3 street "city"
>Get robbed by gang of poor white trash youths

http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/06/26/five-teens-charged-in-dartmouth-swarming-where-man-stabbed.html

START EM YOUNG EH?? That's how we 'Nadians growed up eh?? Fine way of living and I wouldn't trade it for anything eh?? Heck my mom was the town hooker and she was a damn fine woman eh?? Sometimes, she remembered to feed me eh?? God Bless her soul. Dad came home every once in awhile to beat up me and my mom and have sex with us. Damn fine man and father eh?? Loved to drink, fight, sit in jail and rape the hookers. Everyone in town loved him.
Growing up Canadian. Fine way to live eh??

>>131516228
I growed up in a dumpster eh?? One of them "Laidlaw" dumpsters. Finest dumpster money could buy at the time in Canadia eh?? Lived in that dumpster, till I was near 24, then got my own dumpster eh??
Skunk was my favourite meat of all the road kill we ate up here in FINE OL Canadia. Americans think they're all fancy with their "store food". HA, I eat it off the road like a man eh??

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The MOST Well Known Canadians, across the World, are THE TRAILER PARK BOYS.
Literally white trailer trash.

http://www.metronews.ca/news/halifax/2017/06/26/trailer-park-boys-add-landmark-halifax-eatery-bars-to-growing-business-empire.html

These are the most successful Canadians in Canada right now.

Trailer Trash
>Trailer
>Trash


I will not lie, Leafs have some damn hot trailer trash bitches. Nothing compared to American, but still.
No joke, 90% of HOT Leaf women are white trash drug sluts.

More info on Trudeau and his foundation in the following thread for those who are interested.

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>>131517025
Maybe cause I'm Half True Canadian, but sometimes, I just wanna move to some shit shack with a hot leaf bitch and raise some family of weirdo degenerates...........

>>131517025
Like for real, hookers gotta be pretty to make that $$$$.
How do hookers make $$$$
How do my make a baby??

There's plenty of hooker kids in this country. If you're a girl born to a hooker mom, well guess what you're going to be doing lil girl??

>>131517025
Canada is literally a penal colony for the worst UK had to offer. Including murderous hookers.
In Quebec, the King sent tons of hookers to fuck with soldiers stationed there. Look it up, "The Kings Daughters"
Canadian women are literal generational prostitutes.

Heck I meet some French woman, who said she was turning tricks at 11.............

The stories I've been told..............I donno man, people just wanna talk to me, tell me their stories.........

I had enough for today................


What a fucked up place to know where you're at...........................

how much are the blowjobs from ontario women nowadays? Ballpark it.

I need it for economic analysis reasons... The price keeps dropping, not just failed to keep pace with inflation. just how bad is the economy for the poor. Only BJ prices can tell us.