Brit/pol/ - Greatest Ally edition

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What should I get from McDonald's, lads?

>>131508182
A nice cold puff dog

>>131508182
Tennessee Stack if it's still there.

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First for mummy maoism

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>>131508212
FUCK OFF

>>131508207
Someone in Grenfell should have just said something racist online. The authorities would have been right in there.

>>131508284
Good comic idea. Times like this I wish I could draw

>>131508207
I've been researching national action and found loads of censored material. How high up on the watch list am I lads?

>>131508182
Salad and a water

No more burgers for you, you're way too fat already

>>131508182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AOVc1E9LM8

>>131508087
Is wearing your socks to bed degenerate?

>>131508182

Salmonella or Ecoli.

>>131508492
yes only when having sex are they permitted

>>131508492

No its just fucking weird.

>>131508580
No one has seen me without socks on since I was a child

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I posted this yesterday at comfy hours but nobody was on

Lads I'm having a moral dilemma.
I'm fishbotting hard on black desert online netting me 50mil+ a day whilst every other scrub slaves away for a mil an hour.
Is it evolution for me to spend my money to beat other retards who do it legit, like cavemen using rocks to beat other retards over the head and ""cheating""?

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>talking about how tall enoch was
>about same height as roger scruton
>scruton is smaller than his wife

So, confirmed manlets?

>>131508182
>What should I get from McDonald's, lads?

Achmedi's big dick out behind the garbage cans.

>>131508635
aye i only have no socks around mum/dad/sister.

>>131508492
Yeah, definitely, unless maybe you're drunk. Although actually if you're too drunk to undress you're probably a degenerate.

>>131508580
Really? Always take my socks off

>>131508730
Enoch's massive brain was compressing his spine.

>>131508663

Not getting the

1. British
2. Politics

Angle here. Why not try a board dedicated to this autism

>>131508796
sometimes you can forget to and then wake up in the morning with them on and feet feel /comfy/

>>131508580
why would they be permitted for having sex? thats weirder than sleeping in them

>>131508853
Fuck off you disgusting nonce.
I'm speaking English, and politics has changed the English Language.
Therefore, I am on brit/pol/

Stupid bender

>>131508883
no no no lad, many keep them on when having sex

>>131508911
Why does this exist

>>131508182
A job.

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How long until normies get bored of the Corbyn meme?

>>131508730
The guy on the left looks so fucking awkward

>>131508980
Probably never. He could turn us into a third world country and people would probably still love him.

>>131508980
As soon as there's something else better to move on to.

>>131508365
Well you post on /pol/ so I guess you were already in their books

>>131508580
i normally give her 1 of the socks so she can wipe her self off

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Did this tweet lose Jon his job?

>>131508935

Lol, touched a nerve there did I, autismo?

Again, explain to me how you jerking off over some online some has anything to do with British politics under ANY definition?

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>>131508207
Police in most countries are redpilled.
What went wrong bongs?

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>>131509471
Pretty rank tbqh mate

>>131509676
>Lol, touched a nerve there did I, autismo?

literally no

>>131509554
Missed opportunity, should've pretended that he'd shouted "Nuke Israel"

>>131509554
>that filename

But seriously if that tweet speaks truth that's fucked.

>>131509471
That's a good idea actually

I've handed my gf her own panties to wipe herself off whilst we we've both been drunk a couple of times, she's never best pleased

>>131507875
Reminder Sinn Fein MP's get paid for not going to work

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>>131508580
I would want the girl to be barefoot

>>131509554
Imagine that being your dream

>>131510114
NO LAD

>>131509554
This glastonbury shit makes me desire a nuclear strike on top of it

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>>131509774
its that or it will get on my floor

>>131510265
You know you'd love to suck on your loving wife's toes

Monkey news is the best thing ever

>>131510327
vile threw up a bit in my mouth lad pls no

>>131510359
Just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you have to be frigid

>>131508883
>t. never had sex

Look when you finally lose your virginity you will find that you and the girl will undress but in the heat of the moment most men cant be bothered to take their socks off

>>131509819

>literally

Lucky I used a figure of speech then, wasn't it? I think you've had enough (you)s out of me today, sonny jim.

>>131510413
HAHA no wonder you're a virgin with a foot fetish, makes sense

>>131509742
>What went wrong bongs?
New Labour successfully installed their men at the top - men like Ian Blair, Shaun Wright and Cressida Dick. Those that are redpilled keep their heads down.

>>131510487
you're a virgin

>>131508939
>>131510414

>Many
>Most

It what way is it difficult to take socks off? How is that comfortable, having sex with your socks on?

>>131508980
When he builds the first Gular in the UK.

>>131510676
It's not difficult
It's just unnecessary

You're more interested in having sex

>we don't have a magic money tree
>Hands £1 billion directly to the DUP
Explain this, Tory cucks?

>>131510676
I have disgusting fucked up feet
So I always keep my socks on when having sex
My girlfriend of 2 years has never seen my feet

>>131510414
Id rather have naked sex with the chance to suck on her toes than sex with clothes still on and the lights off you massive faggot.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-40417813

Raven is now a strong empowered black woman, really makes you think.

>>131510828
That's so Raven.

>>131510310
FUCK glasto desu. I'd rather hang out with the drug-addled chavs and neds at Creamfields than that bunch of smug champagne socialist wankers.

>>131509554
Channel 4 is cancer

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>>131510414
>socks on

there is literally nothing more degenerate

>>131508182
20 chicken paste nugs

>>131510828
That was a fun show. Liked watching fat kids get battered.

>>131510796

Fair enough, otherwise I don't get it at all.

A girl I went out with keep her socks on and I found it so bizarre I'd pull them off her feet. It was the most offputting thing.

>>131510578
wrong

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>>131510792

Torycucks don't have a magic money tree when it can be spent on public services like the NHS (because if it's properly funded they won't be able to starve it so they can point out it needs privatising for their corporate friends).

Although if it keeps them in power of course there's a money tree.

>>131510414

Fucking bullshit. If it's heat of the moment and you just whip out the royal inches, or drop your kecks and go for it then yes. But if you've taken the time to remove EVERYTHING and leave your socks on ...? I genuinely don't believe it. No one is that fucking lazy enough to willingly want to look like a twat. Christ, if you're wearing trousers you could take them off at the same time.

>>131511047
There's not a magic money tree =/= We have no money.

>>131507237
Phil Campion is a disgusting hate preacher and should be banned from the UK. He's not even a member of the armed forces, he's just a walter mitty and probably got that beret out of a costume shop.

>>131509554
He needs to grow up

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Cyber attacks

Help

rate my artwork lads

>>131511300

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>>131511153

Here are just a few things you can buy with the £1 billion DUP bribe money.

>A billion pounds will buy 147,000 state pensions or 300,000 jobseeker's allowances for a year.

>Alternatively it could fund 2.3 million people's disability living allowance per annum - three quarters of the total.

>It would cover all diagnostic imaging - MRI scans, x-rays - for a year with a bit left over for other jobs.

>Or another way would be to fund 26,000 nurses or 12,000 hospital doctors for a year.

>It could pay for 167,000 hip replacements or 1.4 million hospital day cases.

>A billion pounds could also pay for two flagship hospitals, such as Birmingham's Queen Elizabeth Hospital which opened in 2010.

>A billion pounds would provide an 8hr course of talking therapy for 2.5m people. Or 750,000 eight-session courses of mindfulness therapy.

>Or the army could pay for 40 Challenger 2 tanks. The basic production cost in 2002 of each tank was £6m.
£1bn could fund 8,500 troops.

>With £1bn the government could, for a year, fund 27,000 primary or 22,000 secondary school teachers.
Or give free school meals to 2.5m children.

>The average cost of a free school is £6.6 million - so that would mean about new 150 free schools.
With £1bn the government could build 16,600 new social homes or 50,000 shared ownership homes, according to Shelter.

>£1bn could make universal the offer of 15 hours a week of childcare for 37 weeks of the year.

>A billion pounds could also buy 41,666,666m2 of fireproof cladding for tower blocks.

https://twitter.com/CerianJenkins/status/879332594839687170

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>>131511459
How to stop a cyber attack
Step 1
>pic related

>>131511504
DUP's support will help with a proper Brexit, everything else comes second. I imagine some of the things you mentioned will appear, just in Northern Ireland.

>>131508182
>eating this shit
>giving money to ZOG kikes
Fucking off yourself you utter cunt

>>131511504

Could you do all that without a government? Because without a Torie/DUP alliance that's what you'll have, zero governments.

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At least we aren't canadian lads

>>131511504
>it could pay for X for a year
What about the year after?

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>>131510828
Black people in medieval Scotland?

>>131511742
Yeah the DUP recently shut down the lefty narrative hard. They said they're in favour of a hard brexit.

I can't wait for it to come about finally.

>>131511851
Those dead eyes

>>131511742
>A proper Brexit

You would get that with Corbyn too, only without the dementia tax.

>>131511938
Dementia tax? Can you tell me what page of the Conservative manifesto that's on?

>>131511504
>free shit for non whites

How about no? I'd rather it go to NI. Also, its not going to the DUP you fucking moron. It goes to NI to fund those same fucking things.

>>131511594

>he thinks an airgap can save him

>>131511858

It also implies that the 1bn is a cheque or a briefcase full of 50s that they just hand over.

Also, build your hospital then where's the money coming from to fill it full of nurses etc. that another point has already adressed are in shortage.

The lack of any joint up thinking here astounds me sometimes. Leftists always think the same way I notice: totally self contained. Nothing ever seems to be affected by anything else or have any effect on other things. I blame the modular system in GCSEs and A-levels or whatever they have now

>>131511938
Corbyn would have had accepted the shitties deal and a 200billion divorce bill.

>>131510796
>My girlfriend of 2 years has never seen my feet

dafuq, have you never had a bath/shower together m8?

>>131511504
So what? You could say that about any other billion pounds. That one billion will be invested in northern Ireland, which is part of our union.

>>131511459
wonder how many of these are false flags from the intelligence communities

>>131511504
>16,600 new social homes or 50,000 shared ownership homes

What in the actual fuck are social homes or shared ownership homes, what kind of meme is this?

Are these like those blocks of flats where they sell a half share to some old person for massively decreased rent or some shit?

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>>131511844

We need a second election since Labour can't create a government either, and the Tories aren't being impartial in accordance with the GFA.

>>131511742

If we're talking morally, the Tories are pretty much ignoring the GFA, that shouldn't be applauded.

>>131512016

We have the Barnett Formula which determines which country gets how much. NI is already receiving highest amount per capita before the £1 billion injection.

All regions need money, can you come up an evidence that NI needs the money more than other regions?

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>>131508182
>What should I get from McDonald's, lads?

Nothing.

>>131511998
https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/manifesto2017/Manifesto2017.pdf#page=67

It's an exaggerated term for elderly people being unable to pass their homes to their children due to the expensive cost of the care being taken out of the value of their property.

>post on jewbook for the first time in a year
>post gets reported

turns out it followed their rules and they let me keep it

in your face lefties

>>131512357
Fuck off achmed.

>>131512357
The Scotts are mentally ill.

>>131512331
The Barnett formula is not established law and the DUP are perfectly right to demand extra investment so they can form a coalition.

>>131512459
I'm having trouble finding where they're taxing dementia or the rates as you claimed.

>>131512295
>Are these like those blocks of flats where they sell a half share to some old person for massively decreased rent or some shit?

Yeah. Not just old people either. You can keep buying chunks of the place at a later date and further decrease your rent. It makes your rent much lower than normal rent or mortgage payments, but I guess it makes it much harder to outright own your place.

>>131512123
Qualifications are oppressive you cis bastard. New participation certificates are now being rolled out to be handed out to graduates of every school in the land.

>>131512331

In what way do you think impartiality is being compromised?

going to watch back to the future films today lads, give me some other absolute classics of yours

>>131512640

S-s-sorry, sir. I had no idea.

>>131512746

John Carpenters ' The Thing'

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Hell yeah

>>131512331
No, but maybe if other parties didn't make Tories their enemies they would have had formed coalition with them instead?

>>131512746

The Thing (carpenter's)

It's a wonderful life

Jaws

Indiana jones 1-3 NOT crystal shites

Aliens

Usual Suspects

Gladiator

LA Confidential

So is Brexit happening or not?

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>>131512665

When it comes to the next election do you seriously expect the DUP to stay quiet to the electorate on how Westminster gave Northern Ireland 1bn+ because of them? Westminister have clearly took a side in the form of this bribe.

>>131512958
oh shit yeah, thanks lad, forgot all about that haha
LADS, GO DO BREXIT

>>131512919
Happening?

>>131512964

I don't think you can sincerely object based on something that might happen. If it does happen then you can object to its happening.

>>131512835
>>131512933
I enjoyed Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China and Escape from New York/Escape from LA more than The Thing desu.

>>131512958
If my last digit is < 5, then no
If it's >= 5 then yes

>>131512602
That's because you're being facetious.

If you receive care in your own property, your property is currently exempt towards the contribution you make from your own assets. The Conservative proposal, which is now thankfully dead, means that those receiving care in their own property will have to contribute the value of their house, minus the last £100,000.00.

If you have an expensive illness related to old age, such as dementia, your costs will be higher. You will have more of your property assets stripped from you to cover the cost of care of your illness.

>>131513068
fugg :D

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>>131508087

>>131513060

I like them all, but The Thing more.

>>131513054
It's already happened though. Even if the DUP stay quiet Westminster have took a side and this will affect how the electorate vote.

In Barcelona boys, 30 degrees, lovely skin on people here

>>131513095
Oh so you're deliberately making something up? I see.

And on this other unrelated issue you've brought up, people shouldn't pay for non-NHS treatment but instead get the money from.... *shrug* somewhere else? The magic money tree?
It's interesting that you think they're entitled to free treatment.

>>131513060

As long as you enjoyed them all in some capacity then you are not gay. Or if you ARE gay then you're a good kind of gay

>>131513302
just a shame about the locals

>>131513302
>unironically choosing to spend your free time with iberians
Something wrong with your head there lad?

There is a complete lack of David Irving truth and Karenposting in this thread.
Therefore I pronounce it dead.

10 hrs la-ta...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

>>131508087
Everything for you, Oldest Ally!

Post Best Ally memes

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>>131512746

an underated 80's film is 'Near Dark' literally the cast of aliens sans weaver in an 80's vampire movie.

>pic related, its bill paxton as a psychotic vampire.

If you say to somebody, name an 80's vampire movie they'll say The Lost Boys, but near dark is easily as good and most people have never heard of it.

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How true is this?

>>131512933
What's a good series to watch?

>>131512933

All those films are fucking great m8, based taste.

>>131508241
This it's pretty decent desu

>>131513704
Twin Peaks (2017). It is hands down the most mind blowing work to ever air on television. It is unstoppable.

>Buying votes at £100m a pop

embarrassing

hahahaha lads our country is all over im afraid

https://twitter.com/USA_Gunslinger/status/879516727209590790/video/1

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>people who use 'per se'
>people who misspell it 'per say'
Really tickles my autism tbph lads

>>131511047
>Septic prog picture scribbler

lel

>>131513828

Do i really have to watch season 2, fuck, i gave up half way, loved season 1 though.

I guess i'll have to watch it all again from the start then.

>>131513828
Nah, Lynch is well past his best and it shows. The most recent series of Twin Peaks tries too hard to be what the old one was.
This will simply be this generation's Breaking Bad.

>>131513694
Celtic (Catholic team) vs linfield (Protestant team) on the twelfth of July (Protestant marching day, often riots kick off and tensions are high)
Who's fucking idea was that ?

>>131513912
Which demo was this?

>>131513956
Just go straight for season 3. You'll figure out what's happening soon enough without needing to see the old series from 25 years ago. This new season is otherworldly. It is the greatest program I've ever seen.

>>131513912
Who are they? EDL/antifa?

>>131513704

I unironically enjoyed daredevil on netflix, only because the punisher was pretty cool in season 2, ending was weak as fuck tho.

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>>131508182

>not going to KFC instead for a Mighty Bucket For One

>>131513912
Bin that knife, citizen. Police will protect you.

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Feel like pure shit just want her back

>>131513676

https://history.blog.gov.uk/2016/05/09/historys-unparalleled-alliance-the-anglo-portuguese-treaty-of-windsor-9th-may-1386/

>>131513735

Thanks chief. We should add ghostbusters to it now that I've spotted your trip.

>>131512933

Trickier as I get bored of tv shows quite quickly.

Fargo season 3 was great till the end annoyingly.

Breaking bad was pretty solid.

Game of thrones season 1 was excellent but everything after is (watchable) trash

The wire 1-4 but not 5

Twin peaks 1 and half of 2

The British house of cards is an absolute MUST.

Actually scrap everything and watch that immediately

Those Are all stuff that spring to mind but tv is a different thing altogether due to the time investment.

>>131514176

Wont i need to get my head around what happened with BOB and all that shit.

I think that asian sloot who owned the mill got stuck in a doorknob or some shit and i pretty much fell off at that point.

>>131508182
>eating foreign food

>>131513912
You're right. It's finished.

>>131508182
Nothing faggot, eat real food, not that shit.

>>131513912
Dead is dead

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https://youtu.be/-Z0UwYzKcLY

>>131514188
I didn't watch enough. I get it now

>>131514321

Once you find out who killed Laura you can stop. It never really pulls back although anything with the lads all investigating is great. The final episode is trippy enough to entertain though

>>131513975
It doesn't try to be what the old one was. It has some of the same cast and the same elements, but It's something else. It easily surpasses the other series. Lynch is far from past his best. His most recent work is his best. Episode 8 from Sunday proved that.

I miss Blaire

>>131514362
>eat real food, not that shit.

Have a Delicious HOT Trader Joes™ PUFF DOG™

>>131514540
You're too blinded by the hype to be able to make a reasonable judgement. I'll bring this up again in a couple of years and by then you should be able to understand the difference.

>>131514321
You'll find out what happened with BOB.

Sometimes i doubt that humans are truly the most evolved animal

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>tfw you will never take the lost lady back to your spacious yet affordable flat in Zone 2 even though the zones didn't exist back then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG6dzYaYqCc

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>>131511882
>smacks lips

>>131514679
evolution has no goal or objective, "the most evolved" means nothing

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>>131514611
>Trader Joes™ PUFF DOG™

This is unironically what we have to call them now.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13291147/

>>131514264
tbf most rural villages are still 100% white and still look like that

>>131514644
No I'm not. I didn't read anything about this show beforehand. I just watched it myself. And I'm glad that I did. I fucking love it. Comparing it to Breaking Bad is the most unfair, uneducated and lazy assessment possible. You obviously haven't even seen it.

>>131511882
Most 'serious' black history is fantasy anyway, but nobody dares to challenge it.

>>131514853
We sure need alot of societal safety nets for a highly evolved organism

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>>131509742

This just happened in the USA

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>>131514729

That corner now.

>>131514853
Biology is discriminatory, thus has a goal of preservation.

>>131514644

I'm with the other guy. It's so different to the original it's not comparable. The original was like a weird soap opera. This seems to be much more Lynch like in that dreamscape style he does well.

I don't like being told that I can't make a reasonable judgement because I don't share the same opinion, so watch the tone, squire.

>>131514953
I've seen it, and it sounds as though you haven't seen the original like I have.
Like I said, you're too excitable and unable to look at this objectively.
Lynch has always been a hack but this work is just a nostalgia cash-in. It's very cheap and obvious.

>>131514505

I dont think ive ever watched 'Fire Walk With Me' either, so desu i think i just need to start again.

I always found Lynch to be a bit overhyped among film students/goth types i felt that cronemburg was by far a superior dark director/creator.

When my contemporaries were fapping to weird shit like eraserhead, twin peaks, dune and mullholland drive, i was in awe of stuff like The Fly, Scanners, Naked Lunch, Videodrome, Eastern Promises, History of Violence.

I really never got Lynch, an ex girlfriend thought he was the shit.

Any of you lads got an allotment?
Took one on last autum and im loving it.
Being outside doing physical work and having a shit ton of decent veg to show for it.

brit/pol/ will never die!

>>131512746
The Monster Squad
The Burbs
The Goonies
The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
Taking of Pelham 123
Deathwish
The Yakuza Papers

>>131514859

Typical yanks swooping in at the last minute and claiming all the credit.

Fooking Puff Dogs, feck off , lel.

>>131515009
>We want equality!
>Tax money spent to paint police vehicle detailing where a fraction of the population like to shove their dicks

>>131515019
doesnt seem that bad desu

>>131515027
I have a theory that Nature is inhernetally Right Wing that's why so many people have to be Left Wing

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>>131508087
A very good day to any allies reading this. May God be with you.

>>131515051
>Lynch has always been a hack

See i thought i just didnt get him all these years, i dont dislike his stuff but it seems to get this crazy universal hype from goth/film student types and i never got it.

>>131513828
Where do I start? Do i need to start from beginning (1990)?

>>131515313
Your cops should have shot those Niggaz

>>131515169
giz a carrot, lad

>>131515169

used to keep chickens and did make some planters and grow a shit ton of my own spuds, rubarb, strawberries, apples etc.

Just not made time to do it again for a few years since getting into MMA.

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>>131515313
ditto

>>131515051
You haven't seen it if you compared it to Breaking Bad. That's like comparing Eraserhead to Star Wars: A New Hope. My judgement is sound. Am I excited by Twin Peaks? You're damn right I am. It's the most astonishing, refreshing and surreal show ever to have aired on television. And yes I have seen most of the originals.

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>>131515313
What does the image say?

>>131509554
Update to this, Guido's covered it now so it's gaining traction. Conservative MP Andrew Bridgen has just called for Snow’s resignation.

>>131515355
He has some good ideas but they're poorly executed.
Eraserhead for example is a great idea about the prospect of fatherhood and all that brings, but he ended up trying to make it too strange. He damaged the premise by wanting to be too unique.

ah hate that when Ah want a sausage roll, I get a puff dog

https://youtu.be/YnGPgCVJUsI

>>131515628

Just like regular chicken!

>>131515572
I don't think you understand the parallel. I wasn't comparing their content, but the immediate audience reaction.

>>131514429
Why am I going to listen to a song this yank made?

>>131509554
Wasn't he busted for paedophilia years ago? (pre-internet days.) I don't think it was "paedo", "paedo" - more like underage rent boys. Maybe it was Peter Snow at the BBC.

>>131515358
I think it'd be better to start with season 3 from 2017 and then watch the old ones afterwards if you enjoy it.

>>131515051

>stop liking what I don't like!

No more (you)s for you either. You can't examine creative media objectively in any reasonable way. Your sanctimonious tone tries to imply that you somehow know more about what he likes than He does and you can fuck right off.

One of the reasons why lynch has longativity is precisely because of that polarising nature.
>>131515093

Seems you definitely prefer chronenberg then. At least you have the broad enough mind to say "fair enough" when you hear a contrary opinion.

>>131515784
If you can't deal with criticism I don't know why you would attempt to discuss art.

Ukraine cyber attack.

Hackers are winning

>>131515752
Why, that doesn't make sense. Don't mind starting from S1 haven't watched any full series since BB

>>131515384
TBQH our cops should have.

just saw Kate Nash's tits.

>>131515744
I don't think either were but to be honest it's not that improbable.

https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/879628243535630339

>>131515358

Play the videogame deadly premonition, if you can stomach that for the first couple of hours, twin peaks is right up your street. Start from the begining imo

>>131515878
Yeah I remember binge watching through all the big brothers
Was fucking sick

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-40416237

Is there a tiny tiny bit of hope left lads?

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>tfw snp btfo so hard they have to drop the second referendum bullshit

>>131515628
It's strange because It's based on a nightmare about becoming a father using dream associations and nightmare logic. No wonder you don't understand Lynch. Perhaps you ought to read Joyce's Ulysses and Finnegans Wake. Lynch employs some of the same tactics. They're both geniuses in my opinion.

>>131516132
>It is not illegal for adoption agencies to prioritise on the basis of race.
I wonder how long that will hold on.

>>131515313
>>131515593
Here it stands, almost summit of the head
Of all of Europe, the Lusitanian Kingdom,
Where the land ends and the sea begins.

>>131515878
Do it whichever way you want to do it, Anon. It was just a suggestion, and you did ask.

>>131515784
>Seems you definitely prefer chronenberg then

Polanski being a dirty pedo aside, i prefered his dark weird films to lynch too.

Rosmarys baby, the ninth gate i really enjoyed. I guess Lynch is too cerebral and lucid for me and i prefer the impending doom, tension and visceral nature of cronemburg or polanksi horror etc.

Its probably just a personality thing.

>>131508182
Pouting and lobster

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>>131516243
>you just don't get it, guh
>Ulysses and Finnegans Wake

Let me guess, you're a first year uni student?

>>13151587+1

You didn't give any criticism. You reduced it to "you're basing it on hype and not objectively" with the only reason being that someone else's opinion is different to yours. I don't think you understand what "criticism" actually equates to. I'm especially skeptical you're able to discus anything properly when you there's an "objective" way to talk about whether a person enjoys creative media. It's simply not possible, by its own definition.

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>>131516554
>Pouting
>Canadian food is so shit it gets autocorrected to facial expressions

>>131516523
Repulsion is a good one

>>131512331
I don't care about your formulae.

>>131508730
He's also shorter than his young child, it seems.

>>131516664
>Mobile users

>>131516132
Well they weren't 'blocked' from doing anything for a start. The specific agency they went to told them that their chances were poor and advised them not to bother.
>Quality BBC reporting

>>131516523

I'm not sure I agree that lynch is cerebral in the traditional sense. He incorporates dream logic so much that if you don't dream in the same way as others you can't relate. I sure as fuck can't. My dreams are dull and boring and mundane and I'm always aware I'm dreaming. I literally sit there either going along with it or telling myself "this is a dream and it sucks".

Very very rarely do I get sucked into it and reality gets blurred.

This is precisely WHY I like lynch's work (on the whole) because he sees (dreams?) differently to me and I like to see how he expresses that visually.

Coming to visit you in London this Friday, brit/pol/. What should I expect?

Do I really need to watch out for trucks of peace and acid spas?

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>>131513095
I don't understand why you wouldn't pay for care. Your family should be taking care of you, then you wouldn't have to pay for care. If you have no family, what do you care what happens to your house?

It's like old people want to have their cake and eat it too. They take up the vast majority of NHS spending (on average the most you'll need the NHS is towards the end of your life), we spend more on public pensions than the entire cost of the NHS, and now we pay for old age care because British families don't want to look after their elderly?

Why am I paying for this? Why is the majority of my tax going towards paying for people who by and large can afford to pay for themselves?

Fuck it, I'm going to move to Singapore for a while. The top income tax rate there is 15%. Maybe then I'll be able to save enough to buy a home in England without being bled dry by the elderly who ALREADY OWN HOMES.

>>131516621
I'm 37. I've never attended college let alone university.

>>131517026
Are you calling me a nigger?

>>131514264
get yourself up the east yorkshire and go around the villages. south dalton still looks just like that

>>131517026
no. how old are you? do you know anyone in london? what are you into? in general we hate american tourists and would prefer if you just went to buckingham palace and fucked off

but if you're not a huge lumbering american pig there's tons of amazing stuff to do in london. just depends what you're into.

>BREAKING: Europe is hit by new 'WannaCry' virus, with Ukraine power grid, Russian oil giants and Danish shipping giants all affected

Hope it takes the EU out 2bh.

>>131517026
Overcrowding and Muslims

how big jeremy corbyn's nob

>>131517026
Just make a roundabout through the museums, you'll see a lot of blacks and muslims.

>>131516862
I'm not on mobile I don't own a cell phone I'm using my iPad

>>131517281
Europe sucks now

>>131517189
>europe destroyed by the US stockpiling viruses

pottery in motion

>>131517065
>Your family should be taking care of you
Not feasible in C21. Too many divorces, too many single-parent households, to many people moving too far away. Family has broken down. You're right though, they SHOULD.
>It's like old people want to have their cake and eat it too
The reason yoofs are so entitled to gibs these days is because they learned it from their parents, who learned it from their parents.

Jacobs Ladder was a great fucking film too.

>>131517281
All those small (((merchant))) republics.

>>131508365

I couldn't find anything about it, based Jewgle

>>131517270
Oi m8 u fookin think u Betta than me coz u can afford a fancy iPad n 'at

>>131517026
London is a large city with many dangerous areas (everywhere south of the river and the Isle of Dogs). Avoid using public transport and stick to taxis.

The best advice I can give you is to avoid London, it's not all the UK offers and in the current climate Yanks are top targets in tourist areas.

>>131514264
i want cars to fuck off

>>131512746
The Battle of Algiers

>>131508635

Celtic feet may give you god tier stance, but they look about as good a rabbit stuffed with pig shit

>>131512919
How long until it breaks down? I give it a week.

>>131509742

Most of Our Soldiers are redpilled as fook lad

>>131517108
Are you?

>>131517154
I'm American but thin and well travelled.

>how old are you?
31

>do you know anyone in london?
No, but I do in Coventry. Going up there a few days to visit.

>what are you into?
War, architecture, product design, engineering... and food.

>in general we hate american tourists and would prefer if you just went to buckingham palace and fucked off
Just wait until I have to drive :o/

>>131517206
Gross. I just want to see qt young brits

>>131517260
I'm really curious to see if it is as bad as I hear on /pol/. Sometimes I hear things on /pol/ and they turn out to be exaggerations, but generally /pol/ is spot on.

>>131517472
Thank you. I'm visiting a friend in the Cotswolts, hopefully that's safer for a yank. Have a few days in London though. Yanks are top targets in terms of what? Crime?

>>131517450
It's easy to afford stuff when you don't smoke, drink or do drugs.

>>131517638
I'm not calling you a nigger, nor am I a nigger

>>131513265
Perhaps it'll make Catholics think a bit about the wisdom of electing MPs who have already said they won't take their seats.

>>131512132
>letting people see you naked
hahahaha

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>>131517662
A no got a job coz of Tory cunts taking all tha jobs from da working man. I need me benefits

>>131517718
>he doesn't stand by the window with his willy out
Look at this weirdo lads

Based g4s guard
https://www.opendemocracy.net/ourkingdom/clare-sambrook/racist-texts-what-mubenga-trial-jury-was-not-told
>“What’s the difference between a cricket bat and a teatowel? Fuck all. They both wrap round a Muslim’s head nicely. Happy St George’s Day.”
>“Ku Klux Klan bloke has just had his Rottweiler upgraded and chipped. It is now up to ten niggerbytes per second.”

>“I walked past a blind black guy begging in the street. He said, ‘Any change, mate?’ I said, ‘Nope, you're still a nigger’.”

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>>131517823
LETHALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-40418986

WOMEN BE ALLOWED TO KILL THEIR UNBORN CHILDREN FOR ANY REASON THEY WANT SAY DOCTORS

>>131517638
Two things.
The first is terror incidents. If there were to be another attack you'd be a high priority target for the attacker.
The second is the black market. Tourists disappear in London only to wake up days later in an ice bath and missing a kidney. This shouldn't happen if you don't stay out past dark and avoid alcohol.

>>131508087
How do we save the police department from lackluster and unmotivated officers?

>>131517638
It's a capital city, all big capitals are filled with immigrants.

>>131517388
its you again
i remember in that other brit/pol/ thread you were talking about festivals and how the fact you "didn't like katy perry etc." meant that you went to fucking Download, as if the only choices in festivals are Download or Glasto.

What about Primavera in Barca or Porto? OFF in Katowice? Lollapalooza in Berlin? End of the Road in England? Field Day, even?

I wasn't saying you were 14 years old because you don't like katy perry, I was saying you were 14 years old because you believe that the only choices for festivals are terrible rock music festivals like Download, filled with smelly GCSE students with long hair

>>131517823
you can get 50 inch tvs and have a smoking habit

>>131517966
>Murdering dependents is legal

Looks like we don't need the NHS after all.

>>131517823
>tfw chavs are extinct

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>>131510828
Another one of your memories destroyed in the name of forced illogical diversity

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>>131517388
Didn't understand it.

>>131518070
>australia

>>131518012
Am goin on jermy Kyle in a few weeks so I'll have some money 'en but a owe £300 to bilm

>>131517966
How come they never allow comments?

>>131518070
stiill seems to be ton here

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>>131508185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qty-tKFdiw

>>131518070
They're still multiplying. They must be stopped

>>131518144
narrative innit.

>>131518079
vietnam war vet dealing with his last moments of life.

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>tfw

>>131516243
>Anon says they have trouble following David Lynch film
>Advise them to read Finnegans Wake

10/10

>>131510828
and instead of nazi type fitness challenges they are replacing them with more modern diverse appropriate courses

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>>131518326
wtf i love the EU now

>>131518326
>No lorne sausage
>No whisky

Whats the point

>>131517018

My dreams are exactly like lynch films, desu.

>>131518326
>stroopwafel
niemand eet dat zo alleen pretentieuze mensen en Amerikanen.

>>131518326
wtf i love refugees now

>>131518532
Enjoy your holiday Oodlebink.

>>131517026
>Coming to visit you in London this Friday, brit/pol/. What should I expect?

London, then you should expect, No british people.

>Do I really need to watch out for trucks of peace and acid spas?

In London, yes.

>>131518339
That'll show 'em, right? If ever they're too normie, hit them with Finnegans Wake.

>>131518326

>no blood pudding
>no continental breakfast
>no beans on toast
>no sandwiches
>no toasties
>no fish n chips

fucking EU burying our culture

ARE YOU READY FOR WAAARRR!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4642590/UK-ready-reprisals-against-Syria-says-Fallon.html


>tfw HMS Lizzie gets sunk immediately

>>131518532
are you saying the dutch have shit taste?

>>131518326
Images like this are so snide.
If you love the EU so much why don't you fuck off and live there?

>>131518639
>when you're discussing retaliation before your false flag is even carried out
oy vey

>>131518326
>BUT MUH FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Turn on the ovens

>>131518744
NEW THREAD
>>131518744
NEW THREAD
>>131518744
NEW THREAD
>>131518744
NEW THREAD

>>131518079
it's about the experiments done on soldiers in during the vietnam war

>>131518287
what? no

>>131518802
>turn on the ovens
Hopefully to cook some proper food

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>>131517984
>largest city in the world
>99.99% Japanese

>>131509742
common purpose

>>131518079
The entire film is fairly boring, people praise it for the twist.
>he never left vietnam whooooa dude so spooky

Other than that it's very mediocre in terms of cinematography.

>>131517993

You gathered all that from a couple of line statement about me shitting on glasto and saying id be at bloodstock or download instead.

I fucking love radiohead as much as a lot of metal/rock bands and they headlined glasto this year, still wouldnt go to glasto though.

Whats the matter with this bee in your bonnet about my sweeping glasto statement, it was half joking, did you meet your other half at glasto or something? its just not my scene m8, at all. If you went and enjoyed it, good for you.

I'd honestly rather see bands like Slayer and Alice in Chains than the Klaxons and the Libertines which are the type of bands i expect at glasto..

Everybody has different taste, look at the film bants going on right now. David Lynch has caused a split.

>>131517472
>everywhere south of the river and the Isle of Dogs
>dangerous
top kek

>Avoid using public transport and stick to taxis.
top kek

>>131517638
MUSEUMS
they're pretty much all free. You might like the Imperial War Museums, you can go to the Churchill War Rooms which was the secret underground bunker from which Churchill conducted our role in the second world war. Not sure what's on at the V&A but check before you go because sometimes it's fashion. Skip the Science museum, it's shit. The natural history museum is

FOOD
Depends what you like. England's best restaurants aren't usually in London. London's great for street food, popups and only certain places for fine dining.

For a quick meal, try Boxpark in Shoreditch (loads of different options in one place). It's right next to Brick Lane too, but WARNING -- this is one place in London that you will see Muslims. There's lots and lots of them around Brick Lane. If you don't want to see Muslims, stick to central or West London. The funny thing is, you're actually safer where the Muslims are, they're not about to run down their own kind. But brick lane and the area around the old truman brewery are great for food.

Other good places to eat: https://twitter.com/burgerbeartom <-- check what burger bear's up to. They travel around a lot but they do a great burger. Dirty Burger's pretty good too. Patty & Bun in Liverpool Street is pretty good also. Quick eats in west london: if you like ramen try Kanada-Ya. One of the coolest places to eat, and it's real quick. And they do fried chicken.

If you want fine dining, just use tripadvisor. if you want to see celebrities go to the chiltern firehouse. tripadvisor won't tell you good small, quick food places but it's OK in general for expensive dining in London.

ARCHITECTURE
there's almost certainly going to be architectural exhibitions somewhere, but if you just want to see a good view of london, either stay in the shard or go to https://skygarden.london/sky-pod-bar