>you wake up as a nigger one day what your reaction will be

>>131497054
Rape?

If I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day

Now for one whole day, a nigger I could be
The first thing I'd do is join the NAACP
And I'd let Fwyzee and Foo-May do my thinkin' for me
If I could be a nigger for a day

Now I wouldn't wanna work, 'cause I wouldn't have to
Guess what I'd do next, well, you shouldn't need a clue
I'd go down to social services like all the brothers do
If I could be a nigger for a day

Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day

Now when I'd sit down in that office, the office of welfare
I'd get food stamps, a medical card, and free child care
For all the illegitimate kids that I've got scattered everywhere
If I could be a nigger for a day

Now I'd have plenty of time, so I'd hang out with a mob
And I'd consume a little dope, or find a good place to rob
Now that would make me self-employed and I wouldn't even need a job
If I could be a nigger for a day

Oh if I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I'd take from Uncle Sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day

And when I'd need somethin' I'd steal it so I wouldn't have to buy it
And if the cops would apprehend me you know that I'd deny it
And I could call Jesse or Al, they'd come and start a riot
If I could be a nigger for a day

But I can't be a nigger, and I don't really have to be
'Cause coon, let me tell ya, it's plain and simple to see
That if I was you for a day then I'd be taking from me
So I don't wanna be a nigger for a day

I don't wanna be a nigger for a day
I don't wanna live the free and easy way
I'll struggle long, and struggle hard, but that's okay
'Cause I'll never be a nigger for a day
No, I'll never be a nigger for a day

>>131497054
Turn myself in.

Cash my welfare check.

Go to Germany and claim my free apartment and German qt

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>>131497225
beautiful
you is now good ongo bongo

>>131497225
Mind if i borrow this, American cousin?

>>131497054

get my benefits

somebody gotta pay

>>131497054
goes to /pol/
post timestamp + screenshot
get (you)s

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Fuck that white pussy

>>131497054
move to a european country and fiki fiki

>>131497054
i would ask for welfare and start farming watermelons out of instinct.

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>>131497054
Ooga Booga where all the white women at?

Muhfuh... Mufuggin nigga mufug muhfugga nigga

Translation: Today I will find a white woman to rape.

>>131497054
Nothing would change : ^ )

>>131497054
I'd do the right thing and kill myself

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I may have been a nog in another life, I had a crazy dream many years ago that I was a black man in his early 40's on an abandoned plantation. It's the only dream I've ever had where I was a different person, and of the opposite sex of myself... yet, inside I was the same "me". Strange shit desu.

>>131499384
>>131499418

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc

>>131497054

Go back to bed

Wait for it to wear off

>>131497054
Get gibs

Honestly?

I would probably get on welfare or some of type of gibz programs. Also, would buy some malt liquor and drink all day.

>>131497054
Use my newfound Negroid powers to infiltrate leftist organizations and sabotage them from within.

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>>131497054

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>>131499855
This shit good

I want to be black
Have natural rhythm
Shoot twenty feet of jism, too
And fuck up Jews
I want to be black
I want to be a Panther

Have a girlfriend named Samantha
And have a stable of foxy whores
Oh I want to be black

[Chorus:]
I don't want to be a fucked up, middle class,
College student anymore
I just want to have a stable of foxy little whores
Yeah, yeah I want to be black

I want to be black
I want to be like Martin Luther King
And get myself shot in spring
And lead a whole generation too
And fuck up the Jews

I want to be black, I want to be like Malcolm X
And cast a hex over President Kennedy's tomb
And have a big prick, too

>>131497054
I'd steal a bike.

>>131499830
>they literally cannot resist
Tits or GTFO

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>>131497054
become kangz

>>131497054
Try to got to tv and make career.

If woudlnt work, propably some refugee shit or just kys

>>131497054
SHIEEEET
*rapes white women*

Apply for Harward and graduate because MUH QUOTAS

Scan environment for rape, theft, or jive talk opportunities.

Dude, I'd seriously kill myself.

Kill other niggers

So what

Nobody will turn an eye

Dunk a basketball

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>>131497054
Shiiiieeeeeet. I wuz kangz an shiet. Muh dick. Where da white bitchaz. Cracka ass crackaz gotta pay. Ya gnowhadimean muhfuhkaz?

>>131497054
> what your reaction will be
Blyat, WTF?
> what will you do
*dies because of cold*

>>131499718
That looks like a Dark Souls enemy.

>smack lips
>steal
>apply for gibs
>'beetus

>>131501402
Shiat, nigga. Youz racisis. Bout ta knock a nigga out fo talkin dat shiet.

>>131497054
Fly to Sweden and get dem gibs.

>>131497054

It's like any other day.

Probably rape teenage Swedish girl and get away with it

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>>131497225
Duuuude, wait a few posts before you drop this . There really isn't much to add after that piece of poetry

>>131497054
in latvia?
I'm fucked.

>>131501615
My niggah, dats wut I talkin bout. Get sum dat crackass pussy cuz dey luv dat niggah dick up in dat muhfuggah.

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conquer white women with my BBC

>>131497054
>>131501782
make white girls worship my bbc

>>131501874
>not wearing sandals and showing off her cute feet
Nah, pass

>>131497054
>Wake up ass nigger
>Tries to call dad
>Hello, you are through to X State Penitentiary
>Sheeeeit.tiff
>Go outside
>In the middle of the hood
>Steal a bike
>Scream we was kangz on my bike as I try and do melanin-fueled drifts
>See cop car
>Melanin kicks in
>IQ drops by 50 points
>''OOGA BOOGA OFFICER WE DON'T NEED YO ASS IN THA HOOD YO''
>Resist arrest
>Get shot
>Just one of those days

>>131501782
Meng, wut da fuck. Latveeuuh? Aint dat like wearz u take a shit? Niggah dat fucked up meng, living wear u shit. Fuck meng.

>>131501874
Shiet, dat white bitch be axing fo a niggaz dick, u gnowhadimean niggah? Fuck niggah, I gotta fuck like a muhfucka.

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>>131502021
im not a footfag but they dont like very cute desu

>>131502023
Niggah, you don know shit bout bein a niggah. Muhfuckah, how u gonna call yo popz when you don no who dat muhfuckin niggah is meng? Not like my bitchass mamma no who dat niggah is, shiet, you cracka ass muhfuckuz don no shiet.

be woofin with ma G's and sheeet, get slingin on mah corner, better be runnin white man, coz im coming for ya daughter

>>131502449
Shieeeett meng, dat fucked up niggah. White bitchaz crazy, dats why dey needz dat niggah dick.

>>131497054
leave my wife and kids

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>>131502023
>do melanin-fueled drifts

Fly to Africa and become warlord of the entire continent

>>131502640
Niggah, you bess take you eyelan ass off my block befor i cold smoke yo ass. Shit niggah, ima bout to fuck a niggah up.

>>131497225
Wow anon

>>131497054
become president of united states

>>131503234
Shiiieeet, dis niggah knowz whassup. My niggah.

>>131502449
Thanks, buddy!

>>131499830
>Making a subtle fuss over being a girl
TITS OR GTFO

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>>131497054
live like Obama

>>131497054
>what will you do?

Where dem white wimminz at?

I'd nig to nog to the niggiest nog that ever did nig sheeeeeeeit.

>>131497054
>and what will you do?
nuffin

>>131497054
OH LAWD

>>131497054
Drink bleach

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>>131497054
>OP not stating my mind wont still be white
>use my still white brain to get my hands on a bomb/truck/loads of gas
>make sure people know why i did it
>MAKE SURE IM NOT CALLED BASED
>fuck up as much nigs as i can while dying in process

>>131497225
Johnny Rebel, best country musician there ever was, RIP.
Every faggot should know him.

Apply to medschool asap

Speak in Malay and confuse the shit out of my fellow ghetto niggas.

That and get a Glawk Fohty Problem Solved.

>>131497054
>what your reaction will be and what will you do?

start wewuzzing and nigging

what else could I do with a half brain

>>131503786
Horse-shit! You could do that while white, but you don't have the mind for it now, and that same mind won't do it in a black body. (I wouldn't either, but at least I don't pretend I would)

go to america join the bloods and made mad cash selling crack

>>131504227
Fuck off snow nigger, you obviously dont get it.
I would be black, so more leeway and blacks would relax around me.
I would just go and kill myself because i dont wanna live out my life black and i would try and take as many blacks with me as i could.

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>>131497054
take a iron to my niece and nephews arms then put one in the closest for 5 days with no food or bathroom breaks and handcuff the other to a radiator

you know typical black people stuff

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>>131497225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BXSwDzBA-Q

>>131497054
take advantage of the system because black people get a fuckload more benefits than the average (white) person.

sadly, they're just fucking dumb and think everythings about racism and hold themselves back with their cancerous 'gangster' culture lol

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>>131497054
As a based nigger I would do the right thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HfaKCzt0EM


XXXTentacion Reveals The Things He Does With White Girls In Private

>>131497054
I would convert to islam and go on a rampage killing liberals and sandniggers while shouting Alahu akbar and black power.

>>131497054
blacked.com/contact

>>131497054
Cuck a Whitey Boi.

Rape a Whitey Girl with BBC.

Then Rob a Bank.

Sell Drugs.

Then Repeat.

>>131503400 >>131503234
Become the president of united states

>>131506650
Hail Nigger!

>>131506650
Nothing wrong with being a minority and facist, facism is the most natural order of man and it empowers your culture, civilization, and race.

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>>131497147
Did someone say rape?

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I would chimp out and fucking shoot myself. Removing niggers from this world is my duty. If I have to kill myself for the greater good I will.

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id go and kill ALOT of muslims