I almost got mugged by a dude with a fucking wrench.

>>131488289
Why didn't you draw your gun on him?

>>131488289
>How would you have reacted?
I would have robbed him. You're a fucking pussy mate.

I have a 1.5 inch scar on my jaw from a dickhead in Spain starting shit with me just before I kicked his sorry ass.

>>131488289
KEK I just noticed that you're french. No wonder you're a faggot then HAHA

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>>131488407

Jej

Why didn't you say something action starry?
Yes, and you're about to lose your only life...
You missed out

>>131488622
This 100%

I would have gone with "Put down the wrench and lets find out"

French people, not even once

>>131488289
u ran from a kid with a wrench? lmfao. no wonder france is a faggot country.

if anyone threatens you, you just smash them in the face before they can respond. Cucffag.

>>131488984
>Implying I could've

I weigh 120lbs at 5'10 senpai. Can't do shit.

You live in France which is pretty much a Muslim country now so always carry bear mace or something. Think about fun and gratifying it would be to spray one of those roaches

Pull out my Walther PPS and put him down

>>131489013
Well, change that.

Also, nice mention of his ethnicity, you cuck, you went out of your way of calling him "youth" and "people", Be straight with your words, baguette, he was a muzzie scum in dire need of being eradicated.

>>131489013
Holy skeltal and I thought I was thin

t.5'10 and 155lbs

>>131489013
that is lightweight. learn how to fight faggot.

I am 5'9 150lbs. I have been fighting my whole life. I have never lost a street fight. Don't be a faggot. If somebody threatens you, you need to punch first and stand your ground. Obviously you have no ground since you let these subhumans run you like a fairy.

You deserved it. No cucks should be allowed to breed. Die already.

>>131488289
>not carrying your own wrench

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The strong do what they will and the weak suffer what they must.

>>131489013
might as well just let him fuck your gf then pussy. You're the reason why your cuck of a country is being taken over with savages that have a median iq in the mid 80's.

>>131489877
this

>>131489013
you can eat more you faggot

>>131489013
>I weigh 120lbs at 5'10

Tits or GTFO

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>>131489666
I was 270lbs (5'8) last year. Starting losing weight, I'm sitting on 220 now.

I'm trying, I swear

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>>131488289
Was he French? Or was he foreign?
This isn't CNN, we don't say "Youths" on /pol/ give us the racial details.

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>>131489013
>5'10
>120 lbs
You're fucking disgusting

>>131490131
weak.

you dont know how to eat fag?

>eggs/chicken/fish

>rice/potatos

>brocolli/spinach/peas

that is all you should be eating you fat fuck. Add curry or hotsauce for flavour.

>>131488848
>not "Yes... And I plan on winning it" as you pull out your own wrench

surrendered like a true Frenchman.

>>131488289
>some kid threatens you
>"I run"
>check flag
It never fails.

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>>131488289
Fuck off with this garbage pasta.

>>131489638
The dude was actually blonde and blue-eyed, which surprised me. Again some arabs and gyppos can have that phenotype, but I legitimately couldn't tell where he was from. Didn't have any accent either.

>>131489785
Don't be mean senpai. I know I have no strength and no punching power. You still got 15 kilos on me.>>131490171

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>>131488467
ITT faggots who have never been in a fight in their lives who close their eyes and imagine they're rambo

>>131488289
>I don't know what it is with summer, but man these youths are acting up when the heat comes.

Yah, that's what summer does to "people". Couple years ago around this time of year I was strolling home, drunk as fuck, beer bottle in my hand. Walk by a park bench where a bunch of shitskins were smoking dope... I look at them, giggle a bit, and keep on walking... One of them jumps up, and confronts me "yo old man, wanna get beaten up?" (he was maybe 14-15, swinging a bike chain, I'm in my 40s lol completely surreal situation).

"Hmm okay... if you really wanna try, let's find out if chain beats bottle. But I'm pretty sure it doesn't and I'll kick your ass. And after that I'll ask your friends on that bench over there where you live and kick their asses too until they tell me, then I'll go to your home and tell your dad what you just tried. And you know what will happen then, right?"

Should have seen the face of that little bugger, shit his pants and ran away.

Not larping, that's how we handle things here in Duisburg.

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>There are people on this board rn who are obese or scrawny

You have no excuse. If you aren't /fit/ (don't need to be Schwarzenegger) you should be ashamed of yourself. It's not hard, you're just pathetic nigger-tier subhumans who cannot commit themselves to anything.


It's fucking shameful

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>>131488289
You project weakness because you are weak. Grow strong to project strength, Peace through superior firepower...he wouldn't have even approached you had you not been such an easy target.

>>131488289
Laugh and tell him you can't steal debt.

>>131490131
I'm 6'1 (debatable 6'2) and 70kg (154lbs)
I'm skinny, got no muscle and unfit, I went for a bike ride today to work on my endurance and cardio but I nearly collapsed from exhaustion after 5 minutes of riding, feels bad, I did however do 15 minutes of riding

>>131488289
Why do you not have a weapon? I would still run even with a weapon, but you need to have something....

Get butterfly knife, learn just a simple spin when you pull it out. Ofc don't pull it out against gun or some shit, but any retard with fists or just a fucking wrench will shit itself the moment you spin it out.

P.S. depending on country laws, you can get different length ones, so just to avoid some trouble.

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>>131490676
>In his 40s
>Wanders around drunk
>Posts on /pol
DO SOMTHING WITH YOURE FUCKING LIFE LOSER

>>131490838
>Weapon
>In France

That's not how it works. Self-defense must be equal to the violence inflicted. If one guy attacks me with his fists and i react with a knife, I go to jail and he gets the reparations.

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>>131490400
>hotsauce
Lets talk about elder god-tier hot sauce real quick. Pic related, it truly is the absolute best

>inb5 some queer posts some 'vinegar as the main ingredient' trash sauce not fit for consumption

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>>131490533
>blonde and blue-eyed
So you ran off from a Swede

Holy fucking shit, can't get any more cucked than that.

>>131490583

Your id labels you the fag.

What you should have done young baguettefag is snatch the wrench away and use it to violate him sexually, like in the movies. Not much threat from submissive whore of a youth

>tfw 6'3 140lb
>tfw can outrun 90% of /fit/ faggots coz their manlet stature

>>131489666
Nice trips, anorexic Satan.

well OP considering I'm not a massive faggot I'd have probably just shot him.

>"i ran"

Let me take a peek at your flag here....

>France

Yup, checks out.

>>131490900
Fuck you, I'm a somewhat successful software dev, but I'm also a drunkard in my free time. Best of both worlds, from my point of view.

>>131490583
ok fag

>>131490583
Lol, not even leafbro. I have assault charges. Hamilton leaf checkin in. Literally been fighting my entire childhood.

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>>131490923
Does it not bother you that you are physically unimpressive? How do you live knowing that no girl will ever want to eat peanut butter off your abs, you will never have a girl grab your firm glutes, and no man will think of you as physically dominant

>>131488289
>he can't beat up a 16 year old
point and laugh

>>131489785
Beating up your little sister's friends doesn't count.

Try picking on a guy who's 5'10 180+ lbs and trains MMA and see what happens to your "fight record", you skinny little twink.

>>131491055
>6'3 140lb with the balls to call other people manlets

one day your mouth will write a cheque that your ass cant cash

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>>131490896
>butterfly knife
Butterfly knives are for fat autists who have a ninja fetish.

>hold on, don't fight me yet, i need to twirl this around like a faggot in the hopes it frightens you.

While youre sitting there being a fag trying to look threatening with hand acrobatics, I can just go ahead and cave in your skull with one of these in 2 seconds

>>131491302
Of course it does. I became a NEET because of it. I used to be even skinnier back then.

I'm trying my hardest to change it though. I do my lifts religiously and eat in adequacy. Not gonna lie, it's hard.

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>How would you have reacted?

>>131490583
I've been in a fight, and it's not heroic. You don't walk away with scars or do cool moves, you just go at it for a minute until someone pulls you apart or you get a good punch in. You breathe heavy, the other dude actually swings harder than expected, it's not fun.

>>131488984
This. If you have reason to believe you life is in danger you attack fast and hard. No posturing or threatening.

>>131488289
You didn't do anythng wrong. A kick in the bollocks or poke in the eye would've been nice, but you did nothing wrong

>>131490923
Except that's not true. The reaction must be "proportionate", not "equal". Learn2law

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>>131491374
>Cheque
Fucking Leaves

>>131491445
>I do my lifts religiously and eat in adequacy. Not gonna lie, it's hard.
How long have you been lifting and how old are you?

>>131491347
I trained in kickboxing and jiujitsu when I was 16-21. I am 30 now, I don't fuck around anymore but when I was younger I was a little shithead. I have been bottled with a full 26oz of gin and lost a piece of ear, still fought and beat the attacker.

I could tell you so many stories that have happened such as me and my 3 bros being jumped by 20 kids (like 16 year old niggers) in my area, we fought them all off and they ran away. This is a true story but you will just say larp larp larp. Even though I can swear this on my grandmothers grave. Stfu, you can't fight so don't project your failures on me. I enjoy violence.

>>131491542
22 been lifting for 2 months now.

>>131489785
:( another internet tough guy

>>131491541
Same result. Plus I'm not even allowed to carry a weapon, so what's the point.

>>131491580
Meh. Just keep going at it and you should turn out alright. Just eat a good amount of protein and carbs. You should ultimately turn out respectable

>>131490676
Yet they keep breeding on your dime while you play tough.

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>>131488289
>tfw grew up in what can be considered the "hood"
>tfw niggers tried threatening me all the time
>5'9, 210. Stocky manlet
>mfw most of them looked like they weighed less than 170

>>131491579
damn anon what area did the mobbing happen? toronto subs?

>>131491590
I speak only truth here Edward. I swear these on my grandmothers grave. I have no reason to be a ;internet tough guy; Only just to inspire you fucking cucks to stand up for yourselves.

>>131490826
Fuck man I'm 6'6" and 207 flat and i thought I was thin. This thread is making me feel tall and manly haha...

Beat the shit out of him

>>131491857
Hamilton

i have never been in a fight guys. i shake when confronted. lets beat up some niggers

>>131491622
>I'm not even allowed to carry a weapon
Says fucking who? Man you need to start living this advise

>its better to be caught with, than without.

Would you rather die, or do a little time/pay a fine? I dont know about you, but I'd rather be alive 100% of the time, there ain't no.laws gonna stop me from defending myself

>>131491579
I'm 21 where do I learn to fight?

>>131489013
If you're a man that's worse than being a 300lb lardass. All you have to do to get muscle is eat and move.

>>131491579
Yeah, I train at an MMA place, doing BJJ, judo and muay thai several times a week, but I can't fight...

Oh well, at least I have the comfort of knowing I weigh more than a twink looking to get his asshole filled up at a gay club.

>>131490583
>leaf

>>131491914
Ahh you still around there? I heard there's been some clashing between the refugees and the locals recently.

>>131491208
Are you a nig?

>youths

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>>131488289
>Why do people do this shit /pol/.

A liberal will immediately interject some explanation that makes the criminal a victim. Just like how they say ISIS recruits the poor, dumb and desperate. When in fact it's middle class educated people that are leaving the west to fight in a holy war.

The truth is more likely that he's a disaffected piece of shit without moral grounding who hates you for who you are, ethnically, nationally. He doesn't consider himself the same as you and you're just a dumb gullible "french fuck" that deserves to get robbed.

The self-justification if you asked him would be a mile long list of grievances, you can see this at work in the US whenever a black person gets into trouble. It's like they're programmed to celebrate festivus every time the handcuffs come on.

>I'm thankful he was alone and didn't try to rob me, for real.
>How would you have reacted?

A few years ago I would have been stunned and scared. Now I've lost so much I don't care. I'm not being a victim. If they want a fight to the death over the zero cash in my wallet, they're going to get it.

Always carry a knife, but know how to use it. Short fixed knife, concealed carry. Something that can plausibly be work related. The worst they can do is confiscate and fine you, as long as the story is that it's for work, or that you're going camping and "forgot". Check your local laws.

>>131488289

not decking yourself the underage fgt.

provided you move in fast, he will not have a swing with it and they you will have the upper strength to fuck him up

instead you ran and now the fuck will feel confident he will do it again and thus you failed to prevent harm to others

fucking hell

>>131490583
>leaf
>fag
Checks out.

>>131489785

I dunno why small guys fight so much. I see it outside the bars and manlets always get decked by someone with 6"+ of reach. Must be the manlet in them thinking they gotta fight their way to show dominance like some nigger

>>131491919
Donno about France but you risk serious jail time for concealed carry in Cuckanada and you can only get a license to cc if you're a cop. I doubt France is any less cucked.

>>131490425
>not pulling your daily carry machete
do you even 3rd world bro?

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>>131491590
sheeeeiiittt I'm 6'15" 404lbs of pure swingin dick. I even beat up Jesus once in band camp

>>131489666
nigga u aint even close to thin your bmi is over 22, youre probably lacking in muscle mass and have fat in abdomen or something.

>>131491986
I seen that also, on rebel media.I live in Kitchener now though. If I was back home I would be scouting that area. I seen that video and was pissed, nobody is fighting back? Like WTF.

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>>131488289
Kek, that reminds me when I was in Paris with friend of mine and we we're returning to our hotel late in the night. Some muslims or other scum came to us and tried to rob us, unfortunately I was pretty drunk and had half empty bottle of red wine in my hand so I bashed one idiot in the head with it and he run away. All while we we're screaming in czech that they have chosen wrong motherfucker to rob.
If I was sober and alone I would probably run too tho.

>>131491807
None of them is breeding in the part of town where I live, personally. We got <5% immigrant quota here, and it stay like that for a long time.

>>131491925
You learn to fight from experience
I mean you can go do some form of martial art but that doesn't mean you will be good at fighting

Also don't forget, our world is full of savages, even brainwashed drug addicted white people fight like niggers now
You best carry a gun honestly, if you get surrounded by certain groups of people you will get gang bashed. It's happened to me 3 times now and I have come to the conclusion that people want to kill, not fight. I haven't seen a real fight in a long time unless it's done professionally on TV

>>131490896
>but any retard with fists or just a fucking wrench will shit itself the moment you spin it out.
that's horrible plan and you are fucking retarded. don't pull shit if you aren't willing to use it
that being said good job op on just walking away. you should probably gain weight but still not get in fights. it's not worth it. it's just when you have no other option AT ALL (ie they've started attacking you)

>>131490063
Try saying that with extremely fast metabolism. I eat so much I have violent stomachaches every other night and im still gaining barely any weight

>>131492140
>you risk serious jail time for concealed carry in Cuckanada
So? You're still alive. Staying alive is the most important thing. If some shithead attacks you, you kill the motherfucker, if that means breaking a law, so be it. I'm not gonna let some fucker take me out.

Prison doesnt scare me at all, if I go to jail, Im still gonna carry a shiv.

>>131490400
Fuck off with the rice and potatoes, remove the peas too. Fuck the carbs. And add some fat.

>>131492265
I'm hoping Soldiers of Odin get some more members over this shit. Seems like some outstanding citizens and who the fuck knows why people think they're a racist organization. Squatting slav TV had some pretty good footage of them following antifa riots in vancouver to clean up they're vandalism and keep the community safe. It doesn't look like they have chapters outside of big cities though.

desu that shit is why I carry a knife on me and learned where to stab to disable fast

>>131492031
Or a gun. Ruger, CCW...
>sees flag
Oh. Stay safe swede-bro.

>>131488289
doesn't that shit happen to you frogs every day with the refugees?

>>131493362
No sadly. I've never been bothered.
>tfw ready to stab a nigger in the liver but no one assaults you

>>131488289
The only correct procedure for a white eurocuck to follow when he is confronted by a muslim is to > drop the pants, > bend, and > spread the ass cheeks (lubrication optional)

>>131493649
Your country was a caliphate for 1000 years and they killed hundred of millions of hindus over this period and 1/4 of your country split to form an islamic republic a couple decades ago, you should check yourself bro.

>>131488467
I actally believe this one.

You cant behead with a wrench

I'm 6 foot 4 and weigh over 200 pounds- lift almost every day. Still avoid fights. Being in a fraternity I can till you first hand that fights rarely make it past 1 or 2 punches because it's most likely going to be a cheap shot. Fights arnt like the ones on tv.

>>131493865
>>>131493649 (You)
>Your country was a caliphate for 1000 years and they killed hundred of millions of hindus over this period and 1/4 of your country split to form an islamic republic a couple decades ago, you should check yourself bro.
Yeah it's unfortunate. And yet Hindus survive and prosper.
But If Muslims were to rule your cuck country even for 20 years, your white population would have been wiped by HALF you Frenchcuck. OH wait, your country and continent is already being wiped and raped by Muslims as we post.

>>131488289
should of said something indifferent along the lines of "maybe man" and kept walking rather than being a cuck.
Then again this only works if you arent a fatfuck or a manlet

>>131490734
>tfw used to be 140kg 9 months ago, now 95kg. The trick is to eat less and use more stimulants.

>>131490131
I'm 260lbs and 6'1 I need to lose 60 pounds asap. How'd you lose 50?

>>131495167
Don't sit on your fat ass all day long. Most diets are shit because eventually the hunger makes you quit them. A mix of eating healthier (not necessarily less, but be a bit more conscious about what you stuff into your mouth) and regular exercise (no need to start lifting asap, but DO something, even if it's just long walks in nice environments) is what works wonders.

>>131488289
>16-17 year old approaches you with a wrench
>begins speaking to you
>asks you if 'life is a game'
>"No you little twit. Swing that shit and I can guarantee you're gonna limp through the rest of it"
>kid realizes it isn't worth an actual conflict and walks away

Probably the videogames, bit too much GTA

>>131488289
why didnt you just pull out your gun and scare him away?

>>131495571
Yeah, I blame GTA too for all the truck attacks. It should be banned asap for being a training sim for future terrorists.

>>131490400
This basically, cut out all gluten and processed foods. Gorge on fruit and even fruitjuice in the beginning to keep blood sugar high and give yourself some slack since willpower is WEAK when one is obese, weak as fuck senpai. Even more importantly than the sugar (which is pure poison) is cutting the FUCKING GLUTEN!

It´s not the same as your grandma ate, check it out and cut that shit out. Good luck anon, I´m losing weight also. Did a period of 3 months without gluten and maybe 40-50% less refined sugar, eating fat, veggies, proteins instead, lost 20kg.

>>131492330
This is the sad reality. Here we had some old folks being beaten up by gangs, but it wasn´t enough and they stomped them (separate events, not a gang of oldies vs bangers) and some died. When I was young and people fought, you stopped when someone went down, no exceptions. Also it wasn´t 5on1 as often back then.

>>131488289

You should've just shot him bro. Did you forget your concealed carry weapon in your truck or something?

>>131496203

Gluten is fine you fucking idiot.

>>131496325

Let me guess you had fewer niggers when you were young

>>131496325
Drugs. This type of gang shit has been escalating in my city for the last years, a lot. The other day more than 30 people started a street fight, bashing each other with wooden planks kek, god knows why. Sad thing is, one of them struck down a 12 yo kid who probably just came to watch that shit, other passengers scared the "fighters" away and watched out for the kid who had a head injury until police and doctors arrived. Living in a big city can be so fucked up sometimes.

>>131496843
we had 200 blacks fighting 200 arabs with iron bars and scimitars here a couple days ago

>>131488289
>How would you have reacted?
I'd have unholstered my CZ82 and magdumped.

>>131496940
lmao

Well, I guess you guys are on another level.

>>131493649
>>>131488289 (OP)
>The only correct procedure for a white eurocuck to follow when he is confronted by a muslim is to > drop the pants, > bend, and > spread the ass cheeks (lubrication optional)
...

>>131496843

Niggers do the same here with stray bullets hitting random kids. Stray wooden boards, goddamn that is NIGGER

>>131496940

ENRICHED

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>>131488289
>Tells me to 'Run the fuck away before I deck you'
>I run
Keep with French traditions I see

>>131496940
Who won?

>>131494348
>>131497080

I like this poo. How sad is it that a poo is pooing all over Euros because they are such pathetic massive cucks. Give 'em hell, poo.

>>131497163
dunno, details are kept under wraps

>>131497038
>>131497101
a couple years ago like 50 blacks went into a gypsy camp and killed a couple as retribution for whatever some gyppo did

>>131496940
>>131497278

Really hoping there is a video of this melee.

How are they keeping the details hidden? Didn't a bunch of people show up at the hospital? No one near the melee had a smartphone? I assume this was at one of your housing projects.

>>131497163

The more melanated ones won of course, duh

>>131496940
Où ça?

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>>131497278
>a couple years ago like 50 blacks went into a gypsy camp and killed a couple as retribution for whatever some gyppo did

>>131497389
yeah it was in a project, people keep their mouths shut there, and if there's a dead they tend to hush it as well, the police checked an no one was hospitalized

>>131497586
Vernon dans l'Eure

>>131497278
Gyppos need to be exterminated globally. They stole my little brother's bike and we spotted one of the fuckers of them riding happily around with it, and I shit you not, I told my bro to go to the camp and demand it back. So he went there and they all pulled knifes and one of them told him to pull his pants down and so on. We went there the next day and hmmm resolved the situation. The day after that the whole camp was gone, except for all their trash. Gyppos... they really need to vanish from this planet.

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>>131489013
What the fuck? How old are you?

>wrench

dont you yuros call them spanners or some shit?

god knows what the bongs call them.

>>131498499
A wrench and a spanner are completely different things.

>>131498595
dont make me get my wrench Bob.

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>>131498749
Does it look like this?

>>131488289
what city you from nigga ?

>>131497814

No videos, no blood, no hospitalizations... So nothing actually happened and its just some wild unsubstantiated rumor?

>>131498869
yea. youre lucky i couldn't find my folder of anthropomorphic wrenches. must have put them on a portable hdd.

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>>131499347
The fuck? This is a wrench.

>>131497932
They are worse than niggers imo. They steal and lie like jews but lack their intelligence. Of course they only attack in packs.

>>131499410
thats a gas gripper m8.

>>131488289
Why do you live among niggers?

>>131490826
6'4 and 155lbs.

My build comes from my stinginess with money, who fuckin needs that 3 meals a day bullshit anyway.

At least I get decent cardio though, job might as well be a gym.

>>131498093
He's not that tiny. I'm 5'4 and 105lbs.

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>>131488289
>be french
>run
Kek

>>131489666
90 pounds and 6'2 here, ask me anything. i just metabolize fast i guess.

>>131499900
middle school?

>>131500001
no.

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>>131498499
>>131498595
>>131498749
This was the weapon.

>>131499761
Are you sure you are old enough to be here ?

>>131498970
Maisons-Alfort, 94.

>>131500106
That's a shifter you fucking cheese eater.

>>131500106
is life a game or not pierre?

>>131500251
No time, gotta run.

>>131499900

Nice dubbs there Barron

>>131488289
>Life is a Game

Pseudo-scientists peddle that simulation theory crap

>>131488289

Next time try to wrap your white flag around his wrench.
He can still hit you but it won't hurt that much.

>>131488289
Multiculturalism hard at work, ain't it ?

If he wasn't a dindu, then maybe he's got issues. Then again, dindus and sandniggers usually don't ask anything before mugging people.

Good thing I carry a knife at all times, if I ever get mugged, the guy'll end up six feet under.

>>131501416
one of these?>>131499853
or this?>>131500106

>>131488289

>Frenchie
>retreating

Well i am simply shcoked, who would have thought?

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>>131491208
Congratulations on catching charges, fagotron. You're no better than the dumbass with the wrench. Self defense is all the violence that's necessary, unless it's a preventative measure. Die, scum.

>>131500122
>Maisons-Alfort, 94.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4iZ_eQiSTY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4iZ_eQiSTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4iZ_eQiSTY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4iZ_eQiSTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4iZ_eQiSTY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4iZ_eQiSTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4iZ_eQiSTY

>>131502059
C'est pas si violent que ça enfait, première altercation de ma vie.

>>131502107
C'est plus un incident qu'une altercation quand même. Maintenant tu te rappelleras de ne plus marcher tout nu le soir, vas te prendre un schlass pas cher et vise la face la prochaine fois plutôt que de décamper.

>>131488407
this
fuck france, did it to yourself
before you get all "pot meet kettle" I only lived in aussie for the last 5 years, would never have let howard take my guns
boat trips ftw

>>131490583
Mostly true probably except for the Mexican Anon >>131488467. Being able to fight must be a literal prerequisite to life in that country. If paco the taco didn't know how to throw a punch his head would be have been put on a spike long ago

>>131495167
Keto or water fast. They both suck for like 4 days then they are easy and the fat just falls off.

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>>131500270
pic related, frenchie.
in all seriousness though well done on the self-preservation. it's not worth the trouble.
t actually a white south african

>>131488289
I WOULD HAVE SMASH HIM SO HARD HE WOULD END UP IN WHEELCHAIR
YOU ARE A FAGGOT

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>>131488289
>'Life is a game'

Shoulda asked him "did you just think of The Game?" and laughed heartily

Be happy it was just a wrench. The Turks been using machetes, knifes and those gas pistols for ages here

>>131490676
You're a fucking loser

>>131505105
t. syrian "refugee"

>>131490676
>drinking in public
>thinks others are degenerate

No self-awareness. No wonder y'all keep losing wars

>>131488407
1488...

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>itt 65kg beta skellies acting like they wouldn't shit their pants and run screaming
please more "le epic badass one liners xxDD". being assaulted is scary as fuck, your adrenaline goes crazy and there's no time for words. fight or flight is real.

t. someone who's been mugged several times (check flag)

>>131503133
this guy knows

>>131490676
>"Hmm okay... if you really wanna try, let's find out if chain beats bottle. But I'm pretty sure it doesn't and I'll kick your ass. And after that I'll ask your friends on that bench over there where you live and kick their asses too until they tell me, then I'll go to your home and tell your dad what you just tried. And you know what will happen then, right?"
The kids name? Albert Einstein.
People don't just deliver monologues in real life. You wouldn't have gotten half way through that anime speech before one of the nigs had snuck behind you and punched your head.

>>131488407
>be american
>get shot

why do other countries have ten times lover murder rate

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>>131490676
see
>>131506662
pic related
ywn get one

>>131491498
was expecting the camera to slowly move to a shot of a hot redhead giving a bj

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>>131488289
Kicking their arses, but we germans allways knew about the "Franzosenreflex"

>>131488289
BENCH THAT WRENCH

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>>131506898
Coddled violent underclasses.

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Stop larping with that story dude Pic related

>>131491139
godspeed anon, dont let them stop you from living the dream

>>131509541
I'm the one who posted the message in your picture, baka. I just decided to make a thread.