Nazis beware! Antifa is training to take on the 4th Reich!

Someone needs to take antifa's guns away from them before they hurt themselves.

its funny. we grew up fighting niggers in the street. these fairy's think a few self defence classes are comparable to many actual street fights, lots of them with 2 or more on 1..

>>131487488
>self defense team
>spend most of the time doing pushups and planks on the floor
>3 minute punching of the air session
>form is so bad
>everyone must be thinking wtf are they doing

It's hilarious cause this isn't ironic in the slightest

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>>131487488

Fuck right off Bert ya dingo cunt.

>>131487981
What's wrong with doing planks and push-ups?

>people think nazis and fascists are still alive today

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>>131488976
This is literally the gayest meme on /pol/. It does not feel native at all, I am 100% sure it is being pushed by outsiders who can't argue against Spencer's points and want to make him look goofy.

As though that ever works.

>>131488263
>get ready to get fucked up, Nazi scum!!
>drops to the floor and assumes a rigid position for thirty seconds

That'll show them

>>131489231
It's training to hold the 'my body is ready' pose. Those asscheeks won't flex themselves.

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>>131487488
post richards

>>131489231
Planks are good for calisthenics.
I agree with you though anon, sparring is a superior way to learn how to fight.

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>>131487488
>4th Reich
You mean the 5th Reich. The 4th Reich was not the Reich we needed but it was the Reich we deserved.

>>131490531
Fuck, posted in the wrong thread.

>>131490557
Err never mind. I'm a sleepy retard.

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>>131487488
after antifag's limp-dicked charge against the poluce where they got fucking owned and around 200 now face up to 70 years for federal rioting charges i am not afraid

>>131489231
Planks build your abs and pushups build your chest and shoulders.

You would know this if you did any of these things. The fact that you don't makes you even lower than these pathetic numales. Consider fixing that.

Also their form is terrible. Once day we will actually get to play dynasty warriors in real life.

>>131487488
>>131490784
What is up with the shape of his head? I don't mean to be a dick, but it looks so fucking weird. Kind of like a football or an egg. He should just grow out his hair a bit longer to cover it up.

>>131489060
>HURRR DONT MAEK FUN OF MY LEADER I JERK IT TO HIM EVERY NIGHT
Do you know where you are?

>>131491386
it's shooped and fucking hilarious

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>>131488976
Holy shit Spencer was fucking decked out for that thing. Like serious swag here, makes me want a white suit

The meme is funny sometimes. Especially when it's so extreme that it's just a distorted blob

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>>131489060

It's pushed by butthurt lefty/pol/ and reddit commies

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>>131487488
holy fuck

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DRAW STEEL, SWINE

>>131487488
Checked digits anon, I hope you take all info and criticism here on/pol/ and relay it to leftypol or the coli or whatever forum antifa utilizes >;^)"
>stir thepot
>expandingbrain.bmp

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>tfw to smart for multiculturalism

>>131487488
lmao this is great. they have no idea what they are doing. air boxing with shitty technique and pushups wont get them anywhere. look at how low their guard is..thats how you know they are fucking clueless

Limp wrist beta faggots and trannies , white skinny armed Kucks .What you gone a do when a real man comes for you , policeman ain't gone help , he will help beat you to , bad Kucks , bad Kucks we will you hunt with da policeman and soldier man . Till we splat you on the wall bad Kucks lol !

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>>131488263

Push-ups and planks won't teach you how to fight at all.

You need instruction under a legitimate wrestling, boxing, muay-thai, kick boxing, judo, ju-jitsu, sambo, kyokoshin karate, or MMA instructor or else you're just wasting your time. Also, yes those are the only legitimate martial arts. There are some super small exceptions like Sumo Wrestling, but I highly doubt anyone would want that as their martial art.

I was billy-bad ass in middle school winning every fight I was in even though I was 5'5-7 when I was 11-13. In high school I got my ass whipped bad by a high school wrestler. I joined the team and got my ass beat for an entire year before I could beat other people. When I was a senior I was winning varsity tournaments (in the midwest no less).

To get good at fighting, like legitimately good, it takes years of getting your ass beat under competent instruction. Punching the air or doing planks/push-ups will not help you one bit if you come across someone actually trained. I'd say it would take about 3 years in one of those disciplines to be able to beat up most people you encounter 1-on-1. I was a junior Olympian in gymnastics before I started wrestling so I may be underestimating the time it takes to get good though. Also, the better you get at fighting the less you actually want to because you've seen enough to be scared of other people and thinking they might be more skilled than you.

>>131487488
holy shit they look like they're retarded
>gym
kek more like some faggy public yoga class

>>131487488
His head looks like that ninja turtle villain with a wig

>>131487488
>Shadow boxing like 12 year olds
>Push-ups

Shit boys, what'll we ever do.

>>131487488
>no instructor
>no gym
>no full-contact sparring
>no pads
>no bags
>no gloves
>no technique
>no style
>no association with an organized competition


this is just a prematurely formed support group for liberals who've gotten their ass kicked in a fight.

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>>131487488

the guys in this vid look like the entire german white male population.
Im not joking, i recommend you guys visit Berlin, you will laugh your fucking face off.

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>>131493504

This "empowerment" will only get them in trouble or killed.

>>131494073
>Tfw stuck with these pussys

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>>131487488
We saw this crap yesterday. Stop shitting up the board with what now amounts to a slide thread

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>>131494114

lul. The guy is definitely a jew

>hook nose
>beady, narrow eyes
>degenerate

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>>131487488
>a bunch of pozzed pencil-necks playing willycopters

How do they even manage to mindfuck themselves into thinking that this sort of sad spectacle is intimidating to anyone?

>>131494485
yeah look at that mouth

Honestly can't tell if this is real or really well done parody. Thanks for the laugh either way.

>>131494114
>he can't even do a pushup

>>131487488
This is clearly satire

>call it a "gym" but it's 4 guys doing calisthenics in a public place
>90% of the exercises they are shown doing have such terrible form its likely intentional
>constant meme talk about marginalized people
>anyone can join except police

>>131493772
T H I C C

>>131493517
Yeah, this is the reason why most overly arrogant people who instigate fights are the ones who get their ass beat

>>131493504
hahaha. look at that awkward stance. he's probably more of a danger to himself than anyone else in a fight tbqh

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>>131488976

Holy fuck. Is this satire? This can't be real.

>>131495008
Pretty sure it is. Felt like watching a toned down Sam Hyde skit

>>131490828
what makes you think he didn't know that

>>131495148
Jesus. I guess that fully confirms that these retards are actually being serious.

They talk like fags.
They stand like fags.
They move like fags and can't even throw a punch.
I doubt they ever practice their techniques under pressure because they're a bunch of pussies.

>>131493517
I would add wing chun kung fu to the list, which is nothing like the stuff you see in the movies. It's restrained, gritty and to the point.

>>131487488
This is going to be GREAT!
These lefturds will not think they "know how to fight". Will actively start fights thinking that they have a plan for taking on Nazis. Except - >"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
This will not end well for those puss-fags

>>131495418
>I would add wing chun kung fu to the list

Then you need to seriously re-evaluate your level of knowledge in martial arts. The center-line theory wing chun advocates is flawed and boxing is vastly superior. In addition, wing chun espouses the myth that their are "anti-grappling" techniques. The only anti-grappling technique is being good at grappling yourself.

The exceptions are fringe martial arts (in America) that you can do live sparring and competitions. Arts like Sumo Wrestling, Japanese Ju-Jitsu, and Savate. Those are good arts, but hard to find. Much better to just use the list I provided above. Maybe wing chun has something of value in it, but it has nothing compared to boxing, kick boxing, muay thai, combat karate, or savate. Any of those listed would destroy a wing chun fighter. I will say that the wrist locks kung fu utilizes are legit, but they need to be paired with a useful martial art to be more than a one-trick-pony.

>>131487981
>spend most of the time doing pushups and planks on the floor
Let's be honest though, those "guys" need as much muscle as they can get.

>lefty/pol/ in charge of forcing memes
Embarassing.

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>>131493504
He legitimately looks like that video of those mentally disabled kids punching the air as a group exercise.

>>131493517
>There are some super small exceptions like Sumo Wrestling
Kek. Although I guess if you're fuckhuge you really don't want to be going to the ground.

>>131495418
>Wing chun
Ya dingus. Sanda is the only worthwhile branch of kung fu, and that's mostly because it's muay Thai with throws.

>>131487488
This is satire, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LSlRcce4vA

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>>131491388
LMAO, I'm Iron March bro. I'm much more extreme than Spencer the difference is that I can explain to you concisely and accurately WHY he is wrong and why compromise can't work.

But photoshop isn't an argument. If you believe that National Socialism is the truth--or any other gay shit that you happen to believe that is qualitatively inferior to NatSoc--then you should be able to actually discuss it.

You can't. Because if you told the truth, it'd be that you're /leftypol/. I happen to believe that Spencer does good work even if he is weak on many issues. I do not think he is controlled opposition I just think his transformation is incomplete. Would you care to discuss this seriously, faggot? Please tell me where YOU stand. Provide me with an actual, substantial argument against Spencer's perspective.

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>>131493331
kek

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Watch out bois

>>131496820
Wing Chun is fine for cross training because centerline control is important, but I have never once heard a WC practitioner successfully explain why his art is better than boxing. Niggers training 52 Blocks could beat high level wing chun because there is literally no WC counter to competent hooks. It's a good idea but like most Chinese shit it's autistic. Dominick Izzo did a whole series on this and frankly he's the only WC practitioner I think is worth more than a six-month sambo cadet.

The longer I've trained the more I've realized the painful truth that the Japanese were right about literally everything except knee strikes. That was an oversight which I'll forgive as an outlier.

>>131497124
>If you go extinct what do you have left
Nothing by definition because you're dead.

Do you think before you post non-memes, or do you intentionally embarrass yourself by making self-evident arguments for your enemy?

>>131497117
Short of the pan-europeanist stuff and not being very hard on the JQ what do you guys think he's incomplete on?

>>131495418
Wing Chun is about as close to useless as you can get for a real fight.

https://youtu.be/I-KPkOyBie0

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Some of them are pretty tough looking, like these ones who've hit the gym.

>>131496713
>Kek. Although I guess if you're fuckhuge you really don't want to be going to the ground.

That's why I said "super small exceptions". They pertain to regional exclusivity, or size/money. If you're 6'6" 300lbs then sumo is a great option, though I doubt if you're that big you'll ever be approached for a street fight. Sumo is legit, but there are better options. However, if you are fucking massive then sumo might be best if you only have 6 months or so to train. Someone 6'6" 300lbs with 6 months of sumo wrestling training will be able to slap most grown men to the ground in less than 5 seconds.

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>>131494485
Is that James May's hat?

>>131497470
Well, if you're interested in digging through Chinese autism to find some gems, there might be some in choy lay fut. By the sound of it, chances are you've already looked into it, but I find these guys to be the better trained kung fu fighters, especially the ones that then do sanda as mentioned earlier.
Those came to mind mostly because you mentioned WC's poor hook defense, which CLF seems to have down pretty well.

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>>131497591
1: He isn't a National Socialist. I'm one of the more moderates on the forums so I can forgive him for this but I think it's a legitimate criticism. Spencer is very wishy-washy on what exactly he wants economically and what exactly his strategy is besides "bring white people into one place and then keep doing what we do before."

2: I literally cannot ignore the JQ. We can't ignore the JQ. It is central to the argument and without addressing it you will just end up in the same place as before. Jews have to be addressed and, frankly, rebuked.

3: Spencer's stratagem is fundamentally tailored to be inoffensive. He advocates what is essentially a withdrawl of whites to a smaller world, instead of what we should be doing--forcibly expelling foreign races from OUR land. He gives too much ground to appeal to lolberts who see his fringe ideology as essentially a "covenant" within a larger libertarian framework. That will not EVER work because it fundamentally puts us on par with the fucking Amish.

I respect Richard Spencer, I think he's a good man and I think he wants what's best for us but he just isn't brave enough (yet) to take that last plunge into the water and say that this is OUR society, this is OUR land, this is OUR country and nobody else is fucking entitled to it, we have no obligation to be kind of generous or even just to any foreign people who pollute our society and detract from it. There is no moral duty to be exploited by parasites. No other people on the planet would EVER consent to the burdens we have taken upon ourselves for these subhumans.

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>>131487488
Why is it that antifa is less diverse than Nazis they fight against for racism sake?

>>131497912
Now THAT is some fucking esoterica. Holy shit. I didn't know we had real fighters on this board.

>>131494114
>can't do a push-up
>wants to be hardo gay

>>131488976
This one is great, don't make it too obvious

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>>131487488
Is this guy a literal conehead?

>>131495273
What actually impresses me is that these guys are consistently btfo by out of shape redditors and boomers at rallies on a consistent basis...
That revolution probably ain't going to work out, these faggots haven't even fought legitimate skinheads from midwest etc that just endlessly cycle roids and cut on meth. Probably because they'd violate parole if they went out of state but yeah, they're at the tip of the iceberg fighting average redditors in Portland/Berkeley, its not even begun.

>>131493504
>>131493772
>>131494114
>>131494434
Come on, girls! Lets get these stinky nazis!

>>131487488
At least they're working toward self-improvement. Better than most of the people here who probably haven't done a push-up since gym class in high school but are sitting in their chair laughing at them.

>>131498346
Yes, they come from a planet 136 ly from here.

>>131498346
Are you a literal retard that can't spot a shop?

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>>131487488
So antifa thinks LARPing against the air in a park and doing what effectively amounts to a weak warm-up is going to make them 'fight ready'?

You can tell not a single one has ever been in a real physical altercation that didn't involve them curling into the fetal position and taking a beating,

They're awkward, slow, and visibly weak. Everyone of them would get their ass kicked by the average schmo who took a few BJJ/MMA classes and now exclusively wears tap-out shirts.

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>>131499105
They would get rolled by an average schmo who had never been in a fight but had ever done a day's work in his life. What we're dealing with is like plato's form of the dunning-kruger effect.

This is the only explanation for why large numbers of skeletal manlets show up in masks to try and fight ripped working class guys, and then instead of instantly realizing how wrong they were, they try to actually fight it out. I was with the Trad Workers at Sacramento, I saw some of the most horrible shit I've seen in my entire life, and I've seen some jiujitsu accidents that made me sit down and hold my head in my hands to keep from vomiting.

There is no contest whatsoever. There is literally no contest whatsoever between actual right-wing men and these fucking leftists, long gone are the days when the Left represented even a sliver of the working class, now they're all cat ladies, faggots and old hippies.

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