how do we fix my island /pol/?

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>>131465448
Why do Puerto Rican women cat call me all the time?
I even had some 60 + year old eyeing me up and down talking about if only she was 20 years younger, what the fuck is this?

Just burn it all down

>>131465846

hahaha, man P.R. women are the biggest fucking sluts in L.A. They are super easy. Some are homely as fuck, though most are turbo materialistic whores.

t. Cuban that has schlonged quite a few P.R. booties.

>>131465448
Lets test a bigger moab on yall

>>131465846
what >>131466107 said

>>131466029
that could theoretically work but how are we gonna burn a whole island down?

>>131465448
Level it

Build a bunch of military bases on one side of the island and let it upheave like Guam did. Bye Bye Puelto Lico.

>>131465448
> How can we get through to these keeedz!
Grab the people that the younger generations look up to and aspire to be like because they are the cool kids with all of the money. Make an example out of them.

>>131465448
Become a fucking state already. And tell all those fuckers who say they aren't real Americans that American citizenship is greatest fucking privilege in the world.

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>>131465448
The only thing I know is that we can't let it become a state.

>>131466804
well, that is true.
the youth in PR listens to Anuel aa and bad bunny. 2 terrible "artists" that give a horrible example to kids

>>131466943
you think we don't want to be a state? we even made it clear that we do want to be a state on the votes recently!

>>131466455
With bombs. We turn into a test fire range for ships and planes.

>>131467114
Remind me of the voter participation rate in that vote.

Petition submitted to Congress when?

>>131465448
nuke it

>>131467005
the one thing I know is that you need to shoot yourself

>>131469149
Bunch of poor faggots that will almost certainly vote Democrat.