TURBO HAPPENING

>>131443839
I wanna believe.

>>131443839
They will offer us everything if we convert to their awesome religion

Do not do it

>>131443839
i fucking wish, i bet its just gonna be a dude new planet discovery

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>>131443839

WE WUZ LMAOS and shit YO.

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>>131444108
Unironically not believe in the ALL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peYrSP8cke8
https://vimeo.com/141980138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyo1W9zXuac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSmdSw9eEIA
ISHYGDDT

>>131443839
Faster than light travel please! I want off of this rock with too many dumb assholes.

>>131444108
Space muslims?

>>131444622
Trans-dimensional physics inbound my pedigree chum!

>>131443839
>anonymous

>>131444158

"Oh man we found a new cluster of planets that could maybe support life possibly!"

>>131443839
it's literally nothing.jpg

All happening threads are spam.

Pffft havnt we heard this same old crap for the past forever.

Until then, I'll believe it when i see it. Im still convinced the Earth is flat and Aliens are fake.

>>131444540
the ALL?

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>>131443839
another space shill posting links to cgi nonsense

saged

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>>131445500
Just because you don't feel upside-down doesn't mean the earth is flat

>>131443839
Chief of NASA says they're not, go kick rocks kid

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>>131443945
whom do you want to believe? Its not NASA, its a banch of youtube and anonomous LARPers, pretending they know something in advance.

SAGE

>>131444781
Same force behind it, i.e. Satan

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>>131445623

>he doesn't bow to the ALL

Get a load of this un-initiated fool, LOL

>>131445670
It's called gravity. But I guess flatfaggots don't believe in that anyway.

duvz and they reveal black aliens

>>131443839
there are no aliens. everything nasa says is a lie. stop fapping to star trek imaginary aliens, no green skinned slut will ever visit you and want to fuck you.

>this is what spacetards actually believe

>>131446102
I would laugh until I died

>>131446067
like the one from the kybalion? the ayys made that?

Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.

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>>131446067
When will /pol/ stop pretending to be normie tier?

We can somewhat determine an exoplanet's mass, but we have no clue how accurate our estimation is. What we can definitely can't measure is the exact atmospheric composition, yet.
So everytime someone yells alien life, it's a hoax.

>>131445245
thats exactly what the article would say

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>>131446470
You cannot be serious.

>>131443839

This is just like Yellowstone going to erupt today isn't it

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Aliens are demons. They will "teach" about evolution of consiousness and other new age bs but its all demonic doctrine.
There is no sich this as "higher self" etc.

>>131446403
>Muh normalcy bias

>>131443839
All of you interested should also watch Lloyd pyes star child lecture pretty good shit. He had a skull found in chihuahua Mexico and it has no DNA match to anything on earth. My question for any skeptic anons is it really rare for something not to have DNA comparable to anything on earth. Let alone what the skull looks like. WE WERE ANNUNAKI RAPE BABIES.

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>says hacker group anonymous

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>>131443839
There were hints about this in this "CIA" thread
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/131380590#bottom
Check out post's By this "LARPer" (Z7TuhhUS)Are these the Truth bombs you're looking for?

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>this fucking thread

JTRIG on overdrive this week

>>131446256
Ayys are demons and the Kybalion from the three initiates is derived of Hermetic Kabbalah from the Emerald Tablets Hermes Trismegistis, which dates back to the pre-flood civilization that the watchers ruled over.

>>131443839
but how advanced are their memes? aliens pls respond.

>>131446222
>no green skinned slut will ever visit you and want to fuck you
fak u

When will NASA fess up to the 1954 treaty with the Greys?

>>131443839
Probably intergalactic SJWs

>>131446863
They are CIA-level memes, which means we can completely derail their propaganda enterprise so long as this website stays up

>>131446632
But I am.
Funfact, it would take more than 300 years for an alien civilization to determine the state of our solar system, if they are also using the wobble and pass-over techniques. If they just looked at us for 2-3 years, they'd think our sun only had 4 planets.

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>>131443839
bump for justice!

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I still remember the announcement of Gliece 581b or whatever the fuck it was. It was a planet in the habitable zone of a red star or some shit. That turned out to be fucking nothing...

Why can't aliens just make contact and save us from the jews?

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>>131443839

>>131446222
Trips of truth.

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>>131447093

>>131446736
Chihuahua dogs are the star children. Many native tribes worship the chihuahua. They believe that chihuahuas are 4 dimensional beings that come from beetleguise in bright pink spaceships.

>>131443839
>confirmed exo planets
found them before nothing new
>NASA gonna leaks ayys
>>SAYS HACKER GROUP ANONYMOUS
>Zeta Corpse
neat

in other words

FUCK
YOU
THIS
IS
WHY
I
NEVER
CARE
ABOUT
HAPPENING
THREADS

ALL
THE
NEWFAGS
SHIT
UP
THE
TERM

>>131443839
Every year NASA hypes this and every year its "an Earth-like planet was discovered 1000 light years away".

They do this to get funding.

>>131447025
Our nigger-tier intelligence services use remote viewing, I'm sure they would use something even more precise and reliable without having to rely on low-resolution electromagnetic wave surveillance.

>>131447123

You have a better chance of Yellowstone erupting

>>131444444

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>>131443839
>tfw we make contact

>tfw the first person to speak to them is a black transgender disabled Muslim because 2017

I would probably off myself desu

>>131443839
It would be funny if Trump was president through one of humanities greatest discoveries.

>>131443839
looks like an indian incest baby

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>>131447245
its not even NASA, its some anonomous fucks without credibility who say they know something about NASA future plans because they supposedly hacked something even though there is no proof to hacking event or even the proof of the skill of these people to perform a hacking operation or the proof that NASA has some servers with plans that can be hacked to get to know them in advance. NO FUCKING PROOF to anything, but /pol/ is so retarded nowadays that they will believe anything.

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>>131443839
We are going to enter the warp age. Post scarcity is almost upon us.

>>131447576
Digits and our alien friends propel us into a whole new age of humanity

>>131443839
This belongs in /x/

NASA has no current probe missions looking for life, and it's currently impossible to detect extrasolar life or analyze smaller planets atmospheres through telescope.

>>131447576
Lol nice jew hand signal, Leonard

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>>131447468
>implying it wouldn't be God Emperor Trump

get fucking real nigga

>>131444540
you pseudo science faggots are some of the worst next to full blown commies and full blown nazis and full blown faggots and full blown kikes and full blown sandniggers/slavs. Full blown tinfoilers.

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S E P T E M B E R

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HURRAY!
TIME FOR WAR!

>>131447696
>therefore the aliens are unable to look for us

OP is a fag but still

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>>131443839

Rumors of a Government sponsored Alien hoax, have been circulating for a long time.

It would be a very interesting, tactical, propaganda move.

>>131446753
He never said that. That quote has been bandied about since the 90's and even reading his own biography.

He said something close but not that.

>>131443839
>Muh bacteria maybe

>>131447892
Operation Blue Beam

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>>131443839
>hacker group anonymous

>>131447133
Those trips are of alien influence.

>>131443839
Grab em? You heterosexual right wingers have no fucken clue how this world operates

>>131444108
t. Cuck whose Pagan ancestors were offered everything if they converted to (((their))) awesome religion

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>>131443839
>says hacker group anonymous
>there are (((journalists))) who actually believe (((Anonymous))) is in any way a credible source

>>131446222
>No green skinned slut will ever visit you and fuck you

why live

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>>131447172
dafuq is that?

>the year trump gets elected
>the year spics btfo
>the year mudslimes btfo
>the year aliens are potentially found
could 2017 get any fucking better

>>131447892
R.I.P. two Bernies.

>>131447965

I have no doubt is the Government was losing control of the masses, and the narrative, and if they thought they could pull it off, that they would consider an Alien hoax.

>>131448163
Western pagan gods all stem from Phoenecia--->Canaan---->Babylon. Your gods did not grow in a vacuum.

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Don't believe their lies

>>131443839
My body is ready

https://exhentai.org/g/989370/472793d882/

>>131443839
I was almost convinced until you mentioned that ridicoulus mummy thing. It is 100% a hoax. It is from a guy that has a history of hoaxing "alien" bodies. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread553806/pg1

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<<< if Anonymous says it, then there must be something to it!

I mean look at him...

>>131448636
thats all it would take to move someone in zero gravity tho

>>131447172
Sauce?

>>131443839
>hey we found a cool exoplanet that's like 3 times as big as earth but 100 times as hot :^)

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>>131447755

>>131443839
I know it's early in the day, but do you think they will be needing a British pension? We are selling ours for £240 each for life!

>>131448899
true, just grabbing some air next to their pocket would indeed do the trick

>>131447759
Pseudo-science. Nigga did you even watch those documentaries?

>>131448917
Some anon cellphone vid posted on 4chan a while back. He was tripping balls. Never seen it posted twice.

>>131446072
and science doesn't know shit about gravity either, dumbfuck

>>131448636
maybe you could point out how their faces look like they're upside down on earth instead of showing a PINKEY hooking a pocket and pulling someone.. i n space....

First picture of alien life humanity will see - an ayylmao girl getting raped on the beach by 5 ayylmao sandniggers - there's only one ayylmao race, celebrate diversity, you see any borders from space of this planet you racist?!

>>131447965
>Project Blue Beam was supposed to be implemented in 1986
>then 1995-1996
>then by the year 2000
>believing shit like this

>>131443839
>ZETA CORPSE
fake and gay

>>131448636
look at her necklace you tinfoil retards. it's in zero G.

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>>131443839
>says hacker group anonymous

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>>131449129
WE ALREADY GOT BASES IN SPACE. LIKE OPEN YOUR EYES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Muslims are gonna go nuke mode

>>131444622
Earth is flat dumb fuck. You're staying here and working through your problems.

>>131449330
I never paid attention to the doomsday dates, I think it's more important to keep in mind as a plausible scenario

>>131443839
Not habbening. NASA has already denied.

https://www.space.com/37312-nasa-alien-life-anonymous-video.html

Isn't it theoretically impossible for our planet to be the only source of life in the universe?

>>131449010
spirit science is pseudo science. "sacred" geometry is superstitious retardation.

>>131449330
The true red pill was described by Annie Jacobsen. The saucer was a Horten X flown from a mothership from the Arctic at the behest of Stalin to spark a War of the Worlds style panic.

Its a fucking hilarious story told by a real national security author that absolutely drives the /x/ crowd and Space Nazis insane.

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>>131449396
Nah bro, the GF and the GA make sure that shit does not happen. You think this was our planet to begin with? LMAO!
>>131449481
What is lying and cover ups?

>>131449506
t. Thom Yorke

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>>131447123
:DD

>>131449478
>plausible scenario
>put forth by a known crackpot
Okay

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>>131449556
Being this retarded XD

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>>131446102
>>131446233
I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS NOW

>>131446072
The vacuum of space is 6-7 orders of magnitude stronger than the atmoshperic pressure retard.

Think before you write.

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>>131446222
>no green skinned laaady lmao will ever want to fuck me and take me far away from Earth women

Wow, thanks for ruining my dreams anon

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>>131443839
So far it seems like they are just confirming the existience of habitable planets. Unless motherships start raining down, or there are alien envoys, going to reserve my excitement.
Even if the government came out and confirmed ET life, would you believe them on their word? Would want proof.

>>131443839
what's next CERN successfully crosses the demon dimension?

>>131445623
Read the Kyballion, noob.

>>131448310
Swamp gas

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Tim Peake backflip. Look how Red his face gets

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>>131449836
PROOF? WHAT IS MAGICK-12? WHAT IS PROJECT BLUE BOOK? WHAT IS THE SCOTTISH AND YORK RITE OF FREEMASONRY? LMAO

>>131443839
[X] Doubt

I wonder how NASA would handle such information, if they did discover evidence of extraterrestrial life.

>>131449894
Wasn't that last summer?

>>131449770
Which is a more likely scenario?

The world's top scientists and politicians are all part of a massive disinformation campaign that has no clear purpose and the people involved have tangential, at best, connections.

Or

Two fags are wrong.

>>131443839
Literally fake and retarded until a credible source like CNN or WashingtonPost confirms.

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>>131443839

Keep posting our friendly galaxy neighbors.

>>131448621
lol no

hahahhaha

just no idiot

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>>131449774
>>131443839
Reminder that the ayys are actually anime girls and Japanese cartoons are a psy op to normalize them.

>>131449556
lol you are stupid. There are a lot of bullshit, that keeps away profanes and stupid ones like you.

>>131449003

His finger is in his pocket you blind fuck.

Aliens never landed here and will never land here.

they would insta kill us with their germs and virusses or vice versa.

>>131445245
it's all bullshit anyway.

Even if they happen to be right

consider the only exoplanet ever observed in any practical capacity that wasn't speculative based on star wobble, is the shadow of an object larger than Jupiter, and THIS, astronomers claim, is part of an body of evidence that suggests there is also a potentially life supporting planet in the same system.

Everything else is looking REALLY hard are tiny glittering specs and drawing conclusions based on the way those specs are blinking. They could say anything and the capacity for anyone to really validate the claims, or even whether or not the conclusions really follow from the data, is entirely up in the air.

Not to dismiss astronomy, but all of this crap about finding "life supporting planets" in other systems is a steaming pile. At best they can say that a start seems to wobble like our's probably would wobble... when looking at it from hundreds of light years away. Something else we can't actually do, but you know - thought experiments are fun.

>>131450076
It looks like he put no effort into turning head over heels. Where is the momentum?

>>131450184
Good argument

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>>131448447

Right in the feels.

>>131450327

>implying that's not how AIDS started

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>>131447831
What did he mean by this?

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>>131450327
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OUR UNIVERSE Is 950 BILLION YEARS OLD. THIS GALAXY IS 14.3. YOU THINK THEY HAVEN'T FIGURED ALL THIS SHIT OUT ALREADY? GET IT TOGETHER!

>>131449506
It is. We haven't seen any sign of giant structures in our galaxy or in any other galaxies observed yet. From that, we can conclude that at least the aliens aren't much more developed that us.

>>131443839
THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8l81NX9X6w
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8l81NX9X6w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8l81NX9X6w
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8l81NX9X6w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8l81NX9X6w
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8l81NX9X6w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8l81NX9X6w
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8l81NX9X6w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8l81NX9X6w
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8l81NX9X6w

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John F Kennedy was going to do this. But he was assassinated just prior to this amazing speech.

>>131447025
>what is spectroscopy

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More deception. Ancient alien show on history channel is the most obvious form of cover-up for advanced civilisation I've ever seen. This is more (((((((((((history channel)))))))))) bullshit

>>131450076
Almost as if the extra gravity he generated by spinning was causing centrifugal forces which would cause his blood to rush to the furthest point away from his center of gravity

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>>131449003
>>131448899
>>131449349
All the astronauts are reacting to something off camera

>>131443839
This will be a hoax. There are no aliens, only demons. We live within an impenetrable dome.

>>131443839
aliens don't exist

God only created us. Watch when no shit comes from this.

>says hacker group anonymous
>Anonymous
When will you nigger stop taking a group of Scientology protesting larpers seriously?

They're literally the worst thing /b/ ever produced.

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>>131450571
ONLY YOU?!?!?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I BET YOU BELIEVE IN HELL TOO ANON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIKE NIGGA READ A BOOK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>131450172
"Did extra terrestrial lifeforms assist Russia in hacking the US election?"

>>131450526
Coast-2-Coast AM bullshit brought to you by the John Birch Society and the Edgar Cayce Society. Nearly all pro-Ancient Aliens fellows belong(ed) to one of these groups.

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>>131450904
Holy shit I can only hope!

>>131450327
I think vice versa, aliens have no reason to carry around all that crap for endless generations in space just for it to evolve into new problems. Thing is, they probably have incredibly robust immune systems simply by design, and nothing to use them against aside from human germs. I call it a draw, unless they engineer something against us. But then, why not just tap a giant space rock our way?

>>131443839
Haha you idiots believe in aliens? No wonder the Gov. fucks your anus dry....

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Oh it's all bullshit, who'd have thought it?

Not happening. We're alone in the universe. A.I. will never allow you to quit your job or improve your quality of life in the way most people believe it will. Moore's Law will break down and computing power will level off. We will never colonize other planets. Medicine or technology will never allow human beings to live much longer than we do today. All of this futurist bullshit are the delusions and fantasies of manchildren desperately hoping there is more to the universe. There isn't. Get back in your cubicle and stop fantasizing.

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Within the week?

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>>131449452
This.

>>131443839
IT'S ASGARD

>>131450354
We should built actual telescopes with sensors sized 100 by 100 miles.
Then we could actually see continents on planets hundreds of light years away.

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>>131451377
Actually earth is just another dimension. Our core is their sun. Relative to them in their dimension.

>>131444108
i dont give a damn what god they want me to pretend to pray to as long as i get lots of sex with the aliens

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When did NASA ever tell the public the truth? They've always been a major disappointment.

>>131444781
im laughing.

>>131450527

Yeah, I sure know the feeling of blood going to my head when I do a somersault underwater.

He's floating r-tard, implying gravity isn't a factor.

Why does it looks like he's stuffed in a harness with blood rushing to his head?

>>131451689
Fuck me it's one of my weird aunt's couch pillows!

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>>131443839
>>ZETA CORPSE DISCOVERED IN PERU
WE WUZ AYYS

>>131451484
Really made me think.

>>131451800
A nature photographer recently captured this in the deep woods of Canada. He reported it to his local news channel.

False disclosure coming soon for sure. I can feel it

>>131444108
I will convert to Ayylmaoianity immediately.

>>131445850
Underrated russian intell

>>131451634
This

>>131450760
>fedorafag
Isn't it just a little too perfect how we're just the right distance from the sun to not burn up, but not too far away to freeze like Pluto?

Come the fuck on. We have science to know how things work, but we don't know why. Why is this shit so perfect. Birth, the human body, the brain, the atmosphere, the moon that comes out when it's too dark to see at night, etc.

Everything seems to be in the right place. And everything just seems to work. Science says this is how the system works, but who designed the system? A random big bang? Come the fuck on my dude. Go gargle Sagan's dick some more

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>>131443839
Well, I need to create alien memes folder

>>131445670
idiot
>https://www.quora.com/If-space-is-a-vacuum-then-why-doesnt-it-suck-in-all-the-air-from-Earths-atmosphere

>>131443839

>3 SECONDS LATER, ALIEN LIFE BOMBED BY ISLAMISTS AND INCORPORATED INTO THE EU / FORCED SJW SOCIETY.

>>131446470
The point would be in them revealing stuff they found out about aliens, but its probably not goinf ro happen like "omg dudes look at this spaceship debris weve found"

>>131450354
Analyzing the wobble of a star is enough to determine that there's an object in orbit around the star. If the object isn't big enough, then it MUST be a planet. Anything smaller than a planet wouldn't make it wobble, anything bigger would be a star and detectable in other ways.

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>>131451206
non happening confirmed

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>>131452244
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRO DO YOU EVEN ANTI-MATTER? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT BLACK HOLES ARE? YOU LIVE IN THE 3rd DIMESNION AND YOU THINK THIS IS IT? HAHAHAHAHA LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE WHAT YOU JUST TYPED *BREATHES IN*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>131443839
>obligatory
HOL UP

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>>131443839
>nobody trusts any of the alphabet agencies
>absolute trust in NASA
>they would never lie to us!
How retarded

>>131446072
gravity is a theory and doesnt explain anything about a vacuum, if you paid attention in school you would know a vacuum requires a physical seal between vacuum and non-vacuum, that being said , neck yourself brainlet

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>>131445245
>ONLY 99.95 light years away goyim

>>131444108

This. It's no joke, repent to Christ out loud in whatever language you speak in your heart. Do not follow them, whatever they say or whatever you think that they are showing you.

Our father
Who art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On Earth as it is in Heaven
And give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those
Who trespass against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil

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Pending jokes if this is true:
> "They're going to meet Trump and decide there's no intelligent life here."
> "The single celled organisms thankfully have a president that can communicate with them on their level."
> "Take me to your leader." Then, "Take me to someone else."
Etc.

>>131444108
lucifer was jus a gud boi. he didn du nuffin

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>>131450076
His face is the same colour the entire way through that clip.

Are you people legitimately retarded or something?

>"UM, HIS FACE CHANGED BY R01G0B0 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!"
>Has nothing to do with somebody being born on Earth and accustomed to which way things should be around doing a zero-g flip and experiencing minor disorientation and excitement which, surprise surprise, leads to blood rush to the head

BUT GUYS. YOU CAN DO THAT ON EARTH... SOMEHOW!

>>131447273
The CIA has a lot of insane PDFs of supernatural experiments on their site (remote viewing, telekinesis, etc) but it's disinfo. They'd never disclose that shit if it were real.

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>>131451206
>>131452544
>STOP TRUSTING ALPHABET AGENCIES
>alphabet agency denies the rumors
I want to believe. I just don't know what to believe in.

>>131449506
its physically impossible to say Earth is a planet, research whats really under your feet and stop believing in CGI

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>>131446072
Gravity doesn't exist, it's really just density as inertia and matter aren't related. Matter can fall if it's heavier than air.

"Air" is connected to the firmament via magnetism, regular matter is not affected by such measures, therefore, when a system is made into a vacuum. Regular matter isn't affected. It's also the reason why planes don't really exist. They're the result of Tesla projection beams that energize regular matter into a state of "lift." Learn science, and get woke.

>>131452508
Thats not an argument

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>>131452856
You sounds like a sad man, worn down by constant loss and regret.

>>131445670
First thing is gravity, but I believe everyone who heard you speaking has reminded you of it.
>muh gravity is not that strong
Second thing is that if you paid attention to books instead of calling them lies without any proof, you'd know that a complete vacuum cannot and will not exist, not to mention the vacuum in space, which is merely a good lack of pressure out there.
>>131450167
This.
I'd like flat-earthers and space skeptics to explain me why would someone invest trillions of dollars to lie about something insignificant to the average citizen's life.

>>131452946
LMAO HIDING TRUTHS IN PLAIN SIGHT 101
>>131453026
Cannot argue with clay men.

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They're not sending their best and brightest, folks. They just aren't. They are probing anuses, they are abducting cattle and I assume some of them are good ayys. We're gonna build a force field to keep the ayys out and the ayys will pay for it.

Believe me, I know force fields. It will be the biggest, best force field within 10,000 light years. It will make the force field they have on Tau Ceti E look like it's made out of Legos. And after we build the force field we are sending every ayy that is here illegally back to their homeworld. It's time to make Earth great again.

I spoke to their leader, their head guy the other day, and he said "President Trump, you can't build a force field and we certainly aren't paying for it." You know what I said to him? I said "Draxzlor, the force field just got 10 miles higher."

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>>131452151
m-...maybe the males are holes & the females have phallus

>>131444108
Fuck you I'd be more likely to believe an advanced alien race's religion than ours.

>>131452448
Yeah. 'Detecting' exo planets, and drawing conclusions that any of them "might" be able to support life are two very different things, however.

The more we learn about our position in relation to not only out sun, but the galaxy, and the universe as a whole (relatively 'old' part of the observable Universe, such that heavier elements could form), the more it seems likely that there may literally NOT be another planet capable of supporting anything more than primordial life. And again, that's supporting. We're still absent a single clue how life could come from non-life.

It's a bunch of hand-waving for grant money. I'm not even disparaging astronomers. It's just a matter of keeping the work that IS being done in perspective.

>>131452946
Those CIA documents aren't insane, well, insane as much as the case officer in charge of the program at the time had been to one too many New Age retreats. He was supposedly to have been looking for actionable Earth intelligence but ended up spending most of his time searching for UFOs, Martians, and literal bigfoots. Even the actual physics on the team thought he was insane.

Check the government testimony from the 90's and a recent book that has came out on the document disclosure, Phenomenon.

>>131443839

If we discover that aliens exidt the last thing we should do is try to contact them

>>131447025
Nigga we live here and we don't even know how many planets we got in this bitch.

>>131443839
This has been said so many times.
Back in the 90's it was all the rage.
Bill Cooper is probably right about the over-all situation.

>>131453188
Even if they were right, why would you trust them? What do they have to gain by bringing us to their level? Why would a sentient race do this and invite a threat into their midst? At the very best we would be used as a kind of livestock.

>>131446437
https://youtu.be/5mBxTpcgYeQ

>>131453506
Maybe they're all cucked.

>>131453103
>muh gravity explains everything
no such thing as gravity, read up on density and buoyancy first nigger and no wiki either

protip: Tesla knew Earth was a plane, (((they))) only added a T to plane(((t))) and that stands for theories

>>131453725
Then my point still stands and we shouldn't buy into their mindset.

>>131453915
I will have a man-mac

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>>131450190
holy shit
>tfw you have jerked off to ayylmao

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>>131443839
I can teach them about Islam

>>131450190
>half of the features don't even align properly with the alien

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>>131446702
Except when they're angels.

>>131452508
real nigger in thread spotted.

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We come in peace goy. submit your genes and the quality of humans life improves 10x

>>131443945

So do I. Badly :(

Using anonymous as a source is worse than using an anonymous source, and weve discovered a metric shit tonne of exoplanets, even potentially habitable ones, so this is just a new chapter to old news

Op is spreading click bait to make money

That being said the statistical posibility that other life exists is litteraly 100%

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>>131446753
This website is legit, just old
http://www.rense.com/ufo2/ufopatentsx.htm
This is a list of all Vertical Takeoff and Landing aircraft
Saucers in other words
Here's an example
https://www.google.com/patents/US3237888

https://www.google.com/patents/US3237888

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>>131446222
> stop fapping to star trek imaginary aliens
> chek'd

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>>131452759
For thine is the kingdom
The power
And the glory
Now and forever
Amen

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>>131450913

Did (((they))) fabricate the abuse charges to make him quit and make Coast to Coast controlled opposition?

>>131449506

Perhaps in our galaxy

We should be seeing alien radio waves by now, but we aren't

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If there was an alien empire out there, they'll probably just send a bunch of killer machines to kill every last one of us primitive mono-planet idiots, before we become an actual threat to them.

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im an alien they talk about. AMA

>>131454870

They definitely got dirt on him for killing Ramona. Now Snoorey is in for another decade+.

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>>131455033

>>131455147

I ree everytiem

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>>131452856
Don't forget the obligatory:
>"Shame we'll never make first contact. Trump already put a travel ban on them."
HAHAHAHAHA

>>131453284
This, why would you guys want an extremely advanced, star-travel capable alien race to know of our existence? they'd probably just destroy our system entirely

Galactic warming bro

Any chance these aliens hate blacks, Jews, and Muslims?

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atmospheric pressure

>>131444622
>aliens give us ftl
>libcucks use it to seed the entire universe with niggers and poos
>the subhuman plague spreads across the universe for all eternity
Anon, I dont think we are ready for ftl.

>>131455348
fake garbage

>>131454870
Yes in part but not that they.

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>>131443839
>Independence Day 2017
>aliens start destroying every city on earth
>millions of sjws take to the streets
>#NotAllAliens
>#PrayForEarth

mfw Trump's 2020 campaign centers on building a big beautiful dome

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>>131443839
>Xenos

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>>131455508

>implying (((they))) and (((thayy))) aren't cooperating on some level

>>131455585
Sometimes I actually wonder if a non-human threat would be what it would take for people to finally stop all the tiresome bickering and infighting that's been going on recently. I don't think even SJWs would defend the aliens.

>>131443839
I tried posting the Peru thing a week ago and just kept getting my thread deleted and people kept telling me to go to /x/
and then I said
>guess some other faggot will post this shit next week and get all the (You)'s
lo and behold

>>131455295
>>131455348

It unfortunate that the starchild skull turned out to be human.

Looks like the Grey Aliens but with weird wolverine claw fingers. If its true then Anonymous is right all along.

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>>131443839

>>131455033
The WOW signal

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>>131455585

We're already preparing, anon.

>>131456219
These are our distant ancestors you pleb

>>131443839
>implying the earth is round and there are other planets and we live anywhere else other than inside the firmament

>>131443839
>deccanchronical.com
>news18.com
>gaia.com

Back to >>>/x/ you go

>>131452618
>a physical seal
yeah no it doesn't you made that crap up because you're an ignorant neanderthal
the greater mass of the earth as well as its magnetic field holds our atmosphere "down"
it's really pretty simple but I don't expect an idiot like you to be able to comprehend even that

>>131443839
>Peru
goddamit , just a few steps more and that alien would be a chilean alien

>>131443839
ayys confirmed manlets

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>>131455984
I have zero doubt that leftists would empathize with hostile alien life and somehow shift the blame to cis white males

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>>131455404
gravity

>>131448731
I think you're gonna be surprised

>>131450167
When we are in school we just want to pass the test. We don't think deeply and critically we are not meant to.

Once these people start earning money they tow the company line and assume the people before them were right and not to rock the boat. Our scientists are specialists who's careers are determined by an older generation who don't want their life's work thrown into the garbage.

Think you fucking retard. Look at observations of the earth you make and calculate and dive into the physics of it. You will find holes the size of Jupiter (alleged size) in the theory of gravity and the experiments they did. Look into sagnac and aeris failure.

We saw this type of deception orchestrated during both gulf wars with the MUH wmd and muh Kuwaiti baby killer meme.

>>131443839
Its just swamp gas. Stop reading the article.

>>131448636

What a high quality studio

>>131443839
This is the dumbest shit. They would never allow NASA to announce this, they had some radio signal classified for like 20 years and that was like nothing. If they do announce it's a guaranteed psyop.

>>131445623
Your ID suits you, profane one.

>>131450181

This must be what its like when a bugatti pulls up to a beater honda

>>131446102
delet this

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>>131453103
To hide something and for control.

>>131456558

Manlets confirmed out of this world

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>>131450533
The entire purpose of NASA is to fake "Space" for the benefit of a TV audience, and distract from Solar Warden and US Space Command.

>>131457101
Why would they hide any of that, my leaf friend?

>>131443839
>n b4 God created aliens on the 366 day of the year 4 BC

>>131443839
>Project Bluebeam

Yeah OP, it would be a real convenient political tool to distract the masses from globalists wouldn't it?

>>131443839
I want this to be real so fucking badly but its probably going to be some overhyped alien microbes or some shit.

>>131452618
>gravity is a theory
hahahahahahahahah

>>131449506

More like life on earth is pretty much impossible. But here we are on /pol/

>>131455984
Earth is flat retard. They will fake an invasion to control us just the like the priests who said they could make eclipses happen when they wanted (hint they had calculated when it would happen)

>>131457274
Why would they hide land and resources and the possibility of a creator?

Why would they hide something like free energy and real physics?

Pirates are smart, think about the implications and how much control (((they))) would lose.

>>131447172
WHAT THE FUCK?

>>131450184
lol yeah

hahahaha

just yes faggot

>>131447755
>trump negotiates alien tek in exchange for the ability to abduct and probe illegals
could be worse

>>131457365
Special relativity and general relativity are the current theory of gravity.

>>131450533

>shirt pops back up after being compressed by other guys hand

How fucking idiotic are you people? It's fucking zero g, get over it. We're in fucking space, really not that hard to grasp.

>>131457374
This is exactly it. Earth had to be a sphere if ALIENS come down from space. Flat Earth theory is gaining traction and they are worried about their paradise lands beyond Antarctica. Makes me think Trump was a plant too, to cause fake chaos distraction. Like they promised him land and use of the cellular Regen machines they have.

>>131457365
it is....so is light my ignorant boy.

>>131457365
It is dumb fuck. They don't know what Gravity is. All they know is apples fall from trees. It could very well be a pseudo force.

>>131453859

That is like an african saying he shouldn't accept a free ticket and welfare to europe. Then next day he is murdered by a roaming warlord.

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When can I get a one way ticket to coruscant?

>>131457507
>Why would they hide land and resources and the possibility of a creator?
The existance of a creator leads me to believe in a Hell/Heaven type situation. If these people are actively doing something immoral, like hiding the truth from us, they are willingly sentencing themselves to a serious punishment, or at least I'd hope so.
>Why would they hide something like free energy and real physics?
I get your energy point, but why would they hide "real physics"?
>Pirates are smart
No we're not

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>>131446102

>>131451689

lol a sun balloon. Nice

>>131453004
>makes the most insane claim of all time
>ull just have to trust me bro, i learned it in a dream
wow earth is flat confirmed

>>131443839
Exoplanets? yeah. Ayyliens? no, that's fake news.
The "Zeta Corpse" is also fake news. No aliens to see here go to sleep anon haha.

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>>131454677
>This is a list of all Vertical Takeoff and Landing aircraft
>Saucers in other words

>>131457868
>Lets go a another noise, disgusting shithole
literally retarded my man.

i dont really care of ayy lmaos
i only care if i can make business whit them

The advanced Blacks that built/ruled Egypt are coming back

>>131445670
Now to be fair to this man... Bill Nye probably doesn't have any idea what keeps air on the Earth.

>>131457906
unironically true tho, the real reason behind Musk's Boring co.

Hang on, what if they are our gods?
What if they are like Africans and they come back and see how awful africans are doing and how awesome whites are doing and get mad?

>>131450497
Proof? I want to believe but what is the proof he was going to say this?

>>131457875
Oh I don't know to keep the masses from butchering them when they find out there's land beyond Antarctica and they have literally immortality machines

Aliens coming? Careful liberal may fucking give them welfare & shit!

>>131458472
Like most of the quotes in this thread. They aren't real.

>>131447172
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NkUTGpegZN0

>>131452759
>>131454839
AMEN!
PRAISE JESUS HALLELUJA

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>>131458534
From what I've heard Aliens currently living on Earth, such as the Tall Whites, are already being funded by American tax dollars.

>>131455429

This both made me laugh out loud and very sad.

Rollercoaster.

>>131443839

If you don't unironically know there is other life out there, you're living in a dream; literally the matrix. The probability of it is a mathematical certainty