Can we be the 52nd State plz? yes or no and why?

>>131439938
Only after you kill your royal family.

>>131439938
Aristocrats not allowed

>>131440715
Is that you're only problem with the UK joining?

You'd have to be broken down into four states.

>>131439938
yes

>>131440715
deal. If you are willing to take on us and all our fucking shitskin immigrants then I will happily kill the reptilian bitch.

>>131440975
Any reasoning, or just like us?

>>131440877
That's fine, I should of worded the thread better.

>>131439938
Why not the 51st? Fuck Puerto Rico

>>131440997
you deserve to be hanged for high treason you fucking disgusting mongrol

>>131439938
>Can we be the 52nd State plz? yes or no and why?

Yes, but only if I'm free to re-naturalize in AUS or NZ.

>>131441853
Can't tell if you mean:
>Fuck the UK, i'll re-naturalise if they join!
>It'll never happen, just like me re-naturalising
>Just stating something you want as well
???

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>>131441124
we basically own the world

>>131441718
israel is the 51st state

>>131442238
>thicc~
I thought China owned the world?

>>131439938
No, you fucking traitor. You'll regret saying this when Britannia rules the stars.

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Fuck England, just take Scotland. We're 98% white.

TFW we're going to build a wall and make the Nigels pay for it.

>>131440828
your*

>>131442453
>Joining our top ally
>Anglo nation
>Share enormous amounts of history and culture
I don't feel like a traitor joining our own people?

>>131442651
Thanks for fixing my grammar. :)

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>>131439938

Your country already is in a state.

>>131442477
No no, fuck Scotland. They're stupid libcucks who were happy with staying in the EU and bitched about it when they didn't get their own way.

Please take England, we really fucking need a leader like Trump right now.

>>131439938
As cool as that would be, you guys would not only bring in all your muslims, but would also vote blue and tilt the electoral college in favor of the libs, further dragging all of us down the drain.

Get your general population redpilled then it'd be cool

>>131442885

I kek'd

>>131439938
Yes, but you have to drop all your bullshit and conform to our laws

>>131443103
Like all states we can have our own set of state laws as well though right?

>>131442987
fuuck they probably would vote blue though, I retract my previous statement

>>131443103
Can I get a proper fork, not a plastic one?

>>131443273
Yes

>>131443273
the laws have to conform with the constitution and a lot of yours wont

>>131440997
You're a traitor, probably a pole or something

>>131443352
I didn't know muslims used forks

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Pathetic cuck. You're free to go there now

>>131443354
Excluding guns and healthcare, what laws will cause the most conflict with the constitution?

>>131443532
Free speech. Hate speech is not a real legal category here.

>>131439938

No fuck off traitor. Probably a foreigner.

>>131443273

Sure, but you have to drive on the right side of the road, adhere to our tax codes, and ol faithful flies where every British banner stood

>>131443604
How do you arrest people that say mean things on the internet then?

I'd say yes but the biggest issue facing it is the fact the British are weighed down by hordes of migrants and commies, if there were a way to reliably gerrymander the U.K. and reliably vote red that'd be kickass though.

>>131443714
I could literally wear a t-shirt with a swastika, walk around in public and say fuck niggers over and over and have no legal repercussions whatsoever. If I'm doing it on owned property such as in a restaurant or something, the owner could ask me to leave, and I would have to listen. However, I would not be under arrest

>>131443699
100% Anglo

>>131443872
In theory yes, in reality you would probably get assaulted and then they would arrest you even though the other guy started it

>>131442194
>Can't tell if you mean:

I mean I'd rather be in NZ or AUS than the US. This place has gone downhill pretty fast since about 1995.

Think of how much we already do together, it would just be filling in some gaps, changing some flags etc.

>>131444049
Depends where I'm at. A lot of places you could get assaulted, others you'll just have people in your face who won't do shit. I live in Washington State. These turbo libcucks don't have the testosterone to fuck with you. They shy away from confrontation at every opportunity. My friend and I wearing our MAGA to the store on election night, everybody looked down when we walked past. Was funny af

>>131443872
>wear a t-shirt with a swastika, walk around in public and say fuck niggers over and over

Sounds like the ideal holiday destination.

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>>131439938
Wales and Scotland can come and I guess NIs are okay, but Englandcucks need to stay the fuck out.

>English """"people""""

>>131444391
Well then nevermind

>>131443386
Native British. If the queen won't even step up and help our country when its on its knees then shes a fucking cunt who doesn't deserve to live off taxpayers money.

>>131444273
There is a solid chance the turbcucks would call the cops on you and say you assaulted them, and then you'd get arrested and booked, but released without charges when they couldn't back it up.

A lot of cops are lazy as fuck and would rather just throw the accused in the squad car than have to listen to people argue and make a decision.

>>131444391
>scotland

you're a fucking retard

>>131443922

Definitely an ahmed

>>131444273
Where in Washington? I'm in Seattle, also why are there so many people on 4chan from Washington?

>>131442477
howbeit, 98% of you dickheads are halftrannys
you cunts started all this

>>131444714
Whatever you say, if I was an ahmed why would i not just move to the US?

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>>131439938
Unfortunately the Royal Family would have to be displaced from any sort of political influence, so that means undoing about a thousand years worth of history for you (I count England as a state truly existing only after William the Bastard's coronation in 1066). If you guys are okay with the English Royal Family being torn down and you yourselves as a nation being broken up into at least four states, Wales, Ulster, Scotland, and England itself, though I'd imagine it'd be split more population-wise instead of just old borders. It'd be a mess, and you all would have to accept the constitution, which means all your anti-gun laws would be revoked and you'd get full freedom of speech protection and you wouldn't have to deal with television licenses and things like that. The downside to that is you're on American style television now which means 12 minutes of programs and 3 minutes of commercials every 15 minutes. Take it or leave it, becoming apart of the US would have advantages and disadvantages. As far as realpolitik goes it may be advantageous to do it and would then place the US as the head of the Commonwealth of Nations too, but on a personal level there's no way in hell I would ever bow to a foreign nation.

Just my two cents.

I'm from Praire Ridge. Nick Friese.

>>131439938
lol no

>>131439938
if you want to experience actual freedom you have to come here yourself bong

Fuck off, Bongs! That whore Nicola Sturgeon would start plotting to become President.

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>>131444921
posting the rest of that set

>>131444544
>implying that family deserves to live off it no matter what they do

When will you tell them to fuck off?

>>131444882

More bennies here. Free mansion if you burn your shitty little flat down too!

>>131444791
I want to live in WA. Trying to get hired there right now.

>>131444921
- The royal family makes no sense in modern times.
- Breaking up the union is fine
- Don't watch TV, ad-block for days
- We'd probs have to leave the commonwealth, queen would move to Canada
- You didn't use to be a foreign nation :'(

>>131445430
#NotAllFridges

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>>131439938
on one hand you guys voted for Brexit
on the other hand you guys have terrrorist attacks in London pretty much ever week
pretty sure if bongs could have voted for President in 2016 Hillary would be in charge right now
so i think it's best we pass

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>>131439938
You are already the 51st. You have been for many decades

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>>131444391
>scots
>spics of the UK
>always vote liberal and always want gibs
wew lad

most big cities in England must be exploded before we take statehood for obvious reasons
then we somehow tow Good Britain across the ocean blue to a red state somewhere down south and mash them together
then we say hello to our neighbours
give them good beer
get our guns
begin plans to reconquer the world then stars

>>131445998
Scotland contributes more to the UK economy than any economic zone outwith London. It essentially subsidises the English pakis.

>>131445217
>>131445180
>>131444921
That's three, where's the rest faggot

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>>131439938
>tfw you get colonized by a country you made
Here's your state flag

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>>131446285
>t. Spic of the UK
you would be in the same boat as greece if you left the UK
sorry m8

>>131446350
>Be group of people
>Break into groups A and B
>B won't rejoin with A
>A joins with B
>back too one group of people
^ Sounds less bad this way

>>131439938
>2 more blue states and one purple state
Those states would also have yuge electoral votes.

>>131446468
Gee, if only there was someone high up in the US government with Scottish heritage that we could make a trade deal with.

>>131440997
Id kill you if I ever saw you irl

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>>131442963
Don't forget to bring us

>>131444581
Depends on where you're at, I've had that happen twice:
>Minnesota recently- cops asked my side, never charged me
>Michigan few years ago- no questions asked, thrown in jail... Sentenced guilty in court despite there being no evidence of something that didn't happen (judge: why would they lie?)

>>131446285

>Scots ACTUALLY believe this

You're an economic black hole. Without England you would be Sweden in 20 years tier.

>>131440828
>>131440997
Fucking kys your'reselfs you goat fucking pakis

>>131446762
lolwut? England is like Islamabad, now.

When London leaves the UK alongside Scotland, you'll be truly fucked. Who the fuck is going to pay all your dole now?

>>131441184
>"should of"
>not "should have"

Now I don't think you can be the 52nd state if you're that bad at your own language.

>>131446664
please...
Scotland wants to be a lapdog for Merkel the second they get "independence"
assuming they ever actually leave the UK which i doubt

>>131446939
If enough people fuck up a language it becomes acceptable. Isn't that right Murica.

>>131446350
beautiful

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>>131446933

>England is like Islamabad, now.

*London, no thanks to you. Also the only reason London is so good is because the Londonistani's sold off all our industry (like yours) and sucked everything else into it.

>>131447024
You cannot possibly have any idea how the first election of an independent Scotland would turn out.

>>131447109
Well, so far it's only you saying "should of" like a retard, so its usage is still unacceptable.

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>>131447351
really
>UK votes Leave
>Scotland 100% votes Remain
>as soon as Brexit vote is confirmed Scots start screeching about independence
im pretty sure i can

>>131446762
Scottish propaganda is pretty legit, they honestly do it better than Hitler ever did.

Speak to any Scot and they will swear that their healthcare, education, economy, transportation (everything) is better than rest of the UK and that they are merely carrying the rest of us dead weight along with their vast wealth of north sea oil money.

Every one of them even seems to have all these random statistics memorized its crazy , you ask what makes their education so good they are like "EHM AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE IS LOWER X AMOUNT" .

At this point I wouldnt be surprised if its some kind of law in scotland that you have to put headphones in when you sleep listening to Nicola Sturgeon tell you why Scotland is the greatest existence on planet Earth.

>>131447823
Membership of the EU is irrelevant. The first government would see a major rise in alternative parties as those who previously voted SNP in order to gain independence would no longer have to do so. Scotland has always been a historically conservative place.

>>131448117

The Scots are an extremely easily manipulated people, Labour understood that and abused it for decades.

>>131444791
Because were the saltiest. Personally I grew up around these shitheads, without any real culture to be a part of. When you're told you're an evil white male, and you've never had anything in common with anyone, you have nothing to lose by being the most tremendously isolated thought criminal.

I'm in Snoqualmie, though North Bend is pretty chill

>>131448278
i doubt that
>every county voted for Remain
is pretty telling imo

>>131446735
Minnesota is super cucked, and Michigan is also super cucked in certain places. Washington only really has strong lib culture in King county and Olympia. I never go to Olympia so I can't speak to it. In King County I haven't heard of any turbolib legal shit go down except probably in Seattle where I imagine it is pretty regular

>>131448603
What does the vote for the UK to remain in the EU have to do with the vote for first government of an independent Scotland?

>>131448969

>independent Scotland

When will this meme die? Scotland was not offered a vote for independence. It was to be:

1) in a 300+ year union
2) Annexed by the EU

An "independent" Scotland was NOT an option.

>>131439938

Absolutely not. You fuckers have just about destroyed your own country with your overly liberal sensibilities and we sure as shit don't need you voting in our system and fucking us all over too.
Fuck all of Europe. I want nothing to do with any of you. LIVE in your mess. LIVE IN IT.
You've been bashing the US for years. Stay out. If it was up to me I'd ban all European immigration. Period.

>>131448969
you claimed Scotland votes conservative
wanting to remain in a liberal ran globalist coalition is pretty much the opposite of that
you understand this right?

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>>131449164
kinda agree

Europeans talk so much shit about Americans then want our help when they're in deep shit.

>>131449336
>a liberal ran globalist coalition

How is this any different to the USA?

>>131449164

t. Pablo

>>131439938
We knew you'd come crawling back to us eventually.

Now get over here and let me teabag you, then you can be one of us

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We'll only take England, Wales, and Ulster <3

The Scottish are too lefitst and voted overwhelmingly for Brexit. They seem like whiney mega cucks.

>>131449962
correction: voted overwhelmingly against*

If Britain had a vote to be part of USA it would be like 95% vote no.

It wouldnt make any sense for us to do that, especially after leaving EU.

Also people here REALLY hate Trump. The only perspective we get from here is the "racist, bigot, islamphobe!" side of things. The reason he cancelled that state visit is because he would have been mobbed with protesters. Our government had to debate whether or not to disallow him from coming here because of stupid online signature thing.

We're a lot more left wing than USA, I think if we joined it would essentially be just a guaranteed perma blue state.

Ironic that all this weak bullshit is being written in ENGLISH! look at our population and amount of degenerates and we still rule the waves

ENGLAND WILL ALWAYS BE KING. we are still far too confortable with easy living conditions but make no mistake if we get pushed too far we will conquer all

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>>131439938
Traitors hang first.

>>131449164
>Letting German 4d chess break up anglo relations

You poor soul, you've been Merkeled good and hard, turning on your anti globalist friend, what a backstabber.

As far as 4D/5D chess is concerned ENGLAND are still #1

>>131450311
>if we get pushed too far we will conquer all

'all' meaning 'Wales'?

GREAT Britain. Google the word GREAT

Whilst us proud englishmen can't ignore the size & power of the likes of USA Russia china. Let's not forget ENGLAND is pound4pound champ. Always will be!!!!! I include all of Britain but England are captain of Britain so......

>>131449123
That's not true, they'd have been independent for at least two or three days before they ran out of heroin and went crying to Merkel about it.

>>131439938
You'll be 30th state of superpoower by 20030 India

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>>131439938
You'd likely be split up into the States of Northern Ireland, Scotland, England, Wales, Gibraltar, Falkland Islands, and then a bunch of unincorporated island territories. So you'd be the respective 52nd, 53rd, 54th, 55th, 56th, and 57th States. I'm not sure if that's as appealing to you. Still though, the divorce paper that we signed is pretty ironclad, independence and all.

>>131451080
Why do you type..... like a fucking redditor?!?!?!?!?!

>>131439938
amerifags say no. they will leave you after 30 years.

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>>131453384
>Thinking we'd let them.

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>>131439938
Here are our terms for your surrender and annexation into the United States of Britains daddy. :

1.) Regicide; line up your royals and behead them all. Let's throw Nicola Sturgeon and Mayor Khan into this too. The Scots need to have some peace offering as well and London will sacrifice its mayor--for love of country. Display their heads on London Bridge as a good-faith gesture.

2.) The BBC is to be disbanded.

3.) Any immigrant originating from the African continent, the Middle Eastern region (except Israel), or from Venezuela, Brazil or Cuba must be ferried to mainland Europe regardless of origination.

4.) All Brits must undergo rigorous and aggressive dental procedures (as part of the assimilation process)

5.) The state of Britain maintains 1 seat in the House of Representatives (placed inside the Capital building in one of the stalls in the lavatory in the north wing) and maintain half a states' privilege in the Senate (Lavatory seat on the same floor but on the south wing)

6.) American English supersede British English. Colour is spelled Color. Laboratory is pronounced Lab-ra-tor-e, not La-bore-a-tor-e. Futball is not the football you are thinking of. We call that shit Soccer here in your new country and soccer is what that shit is. Football is with an oblong pigskin and 26 men on a field.

7.) State Flag must be changed to a solid white flag until such time that one is approved by the Congress and signed by the President.

8.) US Constitution supersedes any and all Parliamentary comforts previously enjoyed by Britain. That means you will be given the right to bear arms, the right to a trial and a jury of your peers, and the right to be sued by another state if you don't do your job.

We'll come up with more but that is just a few...

You'd have to be at least 6 states. Also, no because you've eventually want independence.

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>>131449164
You make a good point desu.

>>131439938
>whine and moan muh independence!
>asking to join the US
Your cucknes knows no bounds

>>131439938
As a US state, I'm pretty sure you guys would basically be MEGA-Massachusettes in terms of gun laws and healthcare. As far as I'm concerned, the answer is a resounding FUCK NO, YOU SANDNIGGER LOVING LIMEY FAGGOTS!

>>131449164

>Fuck Europe
>Whilst living in a European blooded country

You're mexican aren't you

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>>131439938
You would have to spend immense amounts of money to modernize your road network. It's not up to american standards.

>>131439938
England is more left leaning than our most leftist state. Imagine what that plus Scotland and Puerto Rico would do. The only scenario where I could see this as even remotely attractive is if the central government somehow collapses, mebbe because of jihadis or Corbyn leading a Marxist rebellion (kek).

>>131439938
Get in line britcuck, we asked first

>>131455032
I'm in favour of gun crime

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If you manage to get rid of Muslims and leftists absofuckinglutly

>>131439938
If you get rid of Muslims and English people then I'd say a strong maybe...

>>131439938
Holy fuck absolutely not. You guys are way too fucking cucked right now and I don't want more Democrat voters in this country. Your state will be another blue state

The conservative party in the UK are like the Democratic party here. Brits will not vote for Republicans. Stay away

>>131455663
That's from Orlando. Don't use our roads. I'm from Ireland originally and our roads/drivers there are MUCH better.

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>>131439938
I would love to help save you sorry asses but I would also like you to try to save your sorry asses.
Also no strugeon she cannot join

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As long as you deport all the muslims

>>131453662
>All Brits must undergo rigorous and aggressive dental procedures

megakek

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>>131439938
just turn up in amerkikika
you'd be welcomed with open arms
you filthy jew

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>>131453662
LOL

>>131439938
get rid of your sand niggers and then maybe. we already have enough niggers here, dont need anymore.

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>>131458241
OP is a kike looking for a free ride to Kike Capital, USA

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>>131455852
If Britcucks can get rid of their Muslims they can improve themselves...

What can a leaf get rid of to become not-a-leaf?

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>>131455852

I think a good way to move forward on world expansion of America would be to allow non citizens to become president. This would allow based Germans, Frenchmen, Swedes etc to aspire to a position within the American government. The problem remains of how to deal with Britain and how to deal with nonwhites.

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>>131453644
>Thinking you wouldn't

>>131439938
i thought we were already increasing freedom of movement and doing a joint commonwealth thingy

did that fall through?

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>>131452526
>the divorce paper that we signed is pretty ironclad, independence and all.
is that so....

>>131439938
fuck no you'd be nothing but a drain on our economy.

US GDP per capita
>50,577 USD
Britain GDP per capita
>43,734 USD

You guys would only narrowly beat California on total GDP, despite having 26 million more people.

Get your fucking shit together bongs.

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>>131459245
good to the last cent, right, juan

>>131452526
>Still though, the divorce paper that we signed is pretty ironclad, independence and all.
that was over representation, which clearly isn't a problem now. there is literally no reason not tighten our bond with the rest of the anglosphere, in fact our long term survival pretty much depends on it. Eventually we will have to choose between the anglosphere or South America. You have to come to terms with this.

>>131439938

I don't see a problem with it, but Farage is made your Governor for 2 terms until we get shit sorted and Boris is his Lt. Governor and that Mudslime mayor is gone.

>>131459245
Per Capita triggers me.

If they got rid of all the Migrants and welfare leeches (think that woman that has a shit ton of kids and wears welfare like a badge of honor), that alone would raise their "Per Capita" to California levels. Off'ing the Queen and her sprigs would eliminate subsidizing their lifestyle and only further raise liquidity.

>>131446548
America is a Scottish-Irish nation fucktard.

>>131442869
*muh

>>131459832
No it isn't you fucking low class moron. Import more spics and nigger, why don't you? Holy fuck, I hate confederates.

>>131440997
I will fucking rape you for your treason

>>131459714

And if California got rid of all its illegal migrants, its per capita would also shoot up.

>>131443532
All of those Orwellian surveillance laws. Our government spies on us, but at least they have the courtesy to do it behind our backs, not rub our noses in it.

>>131460105
Let me drop the truth bomb for you Captain Fuckface: WASPs are all homosexual pedophiles without exception.

If you're white in america and want to have kids, you're either Scottish, Irish, German, etc.

>>131460235
>>131439938
Here are our terms for your surrender and annexation into the United States of Britains daddy. :

1.) Regicide; line up your royals and behead them all. Let's throw Nicola Sturgeon and Mayor Khan into this too. The Scots need to have some peace offering as well and London will sacrifice its mayor--for love of country. Display their heads on London Bridge as a good-faith gesture.

2.) The BBC is to be disbanded.

3.) Any immigrant originating from the African continent, the Middle Eastern region (except Israel), or from Venezuela, Brazil or Cuba must be ferried to mainland Europe regardless of origination.

4.) All Brits must undergo rigorous and aggressive dental procedures (as part of the assimilation process)

5.) The state of Britain maintains 1 seat in the House of Representatives (placed inside the Capital building in one of the stalls in the lavatory in the north wing) and maintain half a states' privilege in the Senate (Lavatory seat on the same floor but on the south wing)

6.) American English supersede British English. Colour is spelled Color. Laboratory is pronounced Lab-ra-tor-e, not La-bore-a-tor-e. Futball is not the football you are thinking of. We call that shit Soccer here in your new country and soccer is what that shit is. Football is with an oblong pigskin and 26 men on a field.

7.) State Flag must be changed to a solid white flag until such time that one is approved by the Congress and signed by the President.

8.) US Constitution supersedes any and all Parliamentary comforts previously enjoyed by Britain. That means you will be given the right to bear arms, the right to a trial and a jury of your peers, and the right to be sued by another state if you don't do your job.

We'll come up with more but that is just a few...

>>131444391
Sheep fuckers, and haggis niggers. They can sod off

>>131460235
Lets be clear, Britain is upgrading by getting annexed. The US is the one getting the ugly girlfriend with two kids. We can dictate whatever terms we want; including getting rid of the Mudslimes.

>>131453662
9.) Every single white man of British residency is required by law to own at least 3 firearms. They may use these on their muslim 'friends' to learn how to be properly American.

10.) 100 trillion dollars will be paid to the original 50 states as reperations for colonization.

11.) ANY British claim to be greater or equal to Americans in any way, or claims of having been an empire in any form will be punishable by death.

12.) Every British male between the ages of 16-40 will be subject to mandatory conscription to facilitate the annexation and subsequent genocides of all other countries in North and South America.

13.) Brits are to be rearded as second class citizens and may be subject to the examinations of any and all orifices by TSA employees to further facilitate their assimilation.

14.) Speaking in a British accent is strictly forbidden.

15.) The NSA will be given full jurisdiction over Britain to make sure that you are complying with all rules set forward.

16.) Any British achievements will subsequently be known only as American and attributed to a current US state via a poll to determine the most deserving.

17.) Any British flags on the flags of foreign countries will be changed to American ones, this will be enforced by the aforementioned army of British conscripts.

18.) You will be allowed a star on our glorious flag after every single British citizen pledges allegiance to said flag for 12 hours straight on black friday.

19.) You must construct a minimum of 3 Walmarts per town, with and increase of 5 for every 100,000 residents of said town.

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>>131439938
>can we swing your elections blue and bin your knives plz
Fuck off, Dad. We're full.

>>131439938

Fuck off, cunt

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>>131439938
what a cucked little wanklet you are, implying us ENGLISHMEN would associate ourselves with our weak degenerate cousins..

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>>131460905
LOL

>>131449561
because we're a single country with a pretty uniform culture
and our federal government actually works whereas the EU is a shit show

the queen would have to give all her power to Trump first

>>131439938
Fuck off, cunt.
I'd no joke blow up the house of parliament if that was ever even proposed.

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>>131460926
20.) You must shart atleast once everytime you are in Walmart

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>>131439938
As cool as that sounds I really don't want our muslim population going up, since they're barely a percent of our population at the moment.
Take out the trash and change Top Gear so that it has it's old presenters again and we'll think about it.

>>131453662
>>131460926
It's a shame you're not as harsh towards niggers, spics and jews.

>>131466496
We're working on that problem. Their comeuppance is soon. In the meantime, we must ensure newbies don't exacerbate the problem.