Your average Capitalist

OH YES FUCK ME MR. GOLDSTEIN MAKE ME WORK LIKE A DOG FOR 80 HOURS A WEEK SO YOU CAN MAKE MILLIONS AND FUCK GIRLS WHO WON'T LOOK AT ME I DEMAND POLITICIANS GIVE YOU TAX CUTS TO MAKE YOU EVEN RICHER MR. GOLDBERG YOU DESERVE IT ALL

>>131439833
We're reaching irony levels that shouldnt even be possible

>>131440002
>Romanian Capitalist bootlickers killed their leader some decades ago because of Capitalist and CIA misinformation

>>131439962
Quite right, my fellow Comrade.

True Capitalists are Anti-Government.

So are true Communists, but those dont exist. take off that flag young man because your meme ideology is inherently statist.

>>131439833

also your average commie

this might come as a surprise to you, but inequality is inherent, there will always be superiors and inferiors, you'll do a lot better in life once you come to terms with that

capitilists are slaves to the real-world implications of thier ideology

communists are just slaves to their ideology, you know the one that starves them in its real world application

my captcha was to choose all the pictures with roads, I found that humorous

>>131439833
That's your average worker. The average capitalist doesn't give a fuck.

>inb4 you think that a worker can be a capitalist in his "ideology"

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>>131439833
Nothing lifts my spirit like good old communist butthurt.

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>Your average Communist

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>>131439833
Your average left winger

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>>131439833
I don't get it, why do people not realize that the current (capitalist) system is built so that you will think that you can achieve anything, but in practice you can't, because it's already there.

Example: you want to start a startup high-tech company which specializes in searching the internet.

Google.

>>131440533
Never happened.

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>>131439833
Your average Communist

>>131439833
hate wagecucks

Is that Jon B?

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>>131441376
Why can't dumb motherfuckers understand that if you make something better, it will win in a capitalistic society and make you money.

But that would be too hard, would it not?

>>131439962
this but natsoc

>>131440302
At least he will go home and have a meal after a long day's work, something communism is incapable of providing

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>>131440533
Fuck off dumbass, that's capitalist propaganda. Even your dumbass god, Richard Spencer, admits so.
>>131441655
Your average "master race"

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>>131441774

>t. mcdonalds shift manager


yes it would be too hard, in fact impossible.

You literally have better chances at winning the lottery than you have starting a successful company, retard.

>>131441655
Fucking manlets when will they learn

They are slaves fighting each other for the bread crumbles like little stupid brats, like jealous dogs..

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>>131439833
pictures of communist are the best anti communist memes

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statecucks gtfo my board

>>131439833
communists literally lick the boots of government. literally. that is the entire premise.

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>>131442509

>>131442228
Or, maybe, you are just stupid and can't make anything that is better?

>>131442825
There is no state in a Communist society, try again.

>>131439833
Hey! Hey! Hey!

Remember that time when communism worked?

No. Me neither!

Communism doesn't work
Communism has never worked.
Communism will never work.
Communism doesn't work.

> But.. But...

Shhh! Communism. Doesn't. Work.

Those are the fact's.

>>131441376
"Original ideas are hard"

My god you're a massive faggot

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>>131443080
>Communism doesn't work
>Communism has never worked.
>Communism will never work.
>Communism doesn't work.

>I have something you want
>You have something I want
>But let's not trade, because that would be licking each other's boots

>>131439833
*socialist

>>131439962

Funny how the common man is way richer than commies even though Mr. Goldstein earns 100x more.

In communism there's no Mr. Goldstein because everyone is equally poor.

Communism didn't work as people thought it should and it never will because the system is flawed.

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>>131442228
And yet people do it every day. You bitch out and give up before you even try because you might fail. Pure cowardice.

>>131443258

the common man who works under capitalism*

>>131443021
Does his idea pertain to every time communism was tried or to your idealistic view of le real communism?

>>131439833
>your average blue lives matters

>it is a difficult job
>he feared for his life
>he didn't comply
>if he didn't wanted to get shot he shouldn't have left his house

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>>131442067
Richard Spencer admits it? Well shoot, guess I'll have to change my thoughts on the Soviet Union and communism in general.

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>>131439962

OH YES GREAT ECONOMIC PLANNER! YOU TELL EM. SILLY OPPRESSED CAPITALISTS, NOT REALIZING THAT STARVING UNDER A TOTALITARIAN DICTATORSHIP IS SO MUCH BETTER, HAIL STALIN

(also kudos on hiding the intense jewyness of our ideology, very well done, cause they don't really like our kind on here)

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>>131439962
>Jews push for Capitalism in Israel and (((Communism))) everywhere else
DAE CAPITALISM IS A JEW TRICK TO KEEP THE GOY DOWN??

Short of developing something new and innovative (which is actually harder than it sounds due to how patents and industrial backstabbing work) you build companies nowadays based on how you can undercut the competition. It is possible to make something truly new and innovative, but you need a truck of cash, nerves of steel, and some pretty damn good intuition.

That's also why the meaning of the word "innovative" was slowly shifted. It used to mean something new, whereas now it..well...doesn't. It's there to make you feel better as opposed to productive and creative. If anything, they changed innovation with improvement. So every time you hear someone say new is easy, etc, just remember that they probably misunderstand the means of things.

>>131439833

What did this slide thread mean by this?

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>>131443008
>>131443093
>>131443322

Starbucks is a coffee chain, you don't need to be even remotely smart to sell coffee.
It's about being first. If being first was so easy, you wouldn't be here shitposting on an anime imageboard (whi was first)
retards

>>131443554
If only us smart people were in charge, we could fix everything. We need this power to save everyone with our omnipotence.

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>>131439962
>communist
>makes fun of capitalist for licking jew boots
>mfw Commies have to do that to get toilet paper and not have their relatives shot

>>131443701
>Implying nobody else sells coffee
>Implying Starbucks was the first coffee shop
>Implying nobody can be successful because you're not successful

Are you intentionally being retarded?

>>131439833

Technically, that's a socialist.

Yo,u can choose who you work for under right wing

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>>131444038
okay retard, why don't you open a coffee chain then?

FREE MONEY EZPZ DUDE WEED LMAO

>>131443723
>If only us smart people were in charge, we could fix everything. We need this power to save everyone from our impotence

FTFY

>>131443952
Is funny because is true.

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>>131444179
You seem to be so stupid and lost that I will help you to make something:
1. Make the product.
2. Make it better than other similar products
3. Market your product
4. If it was better than other products, it will sell
5. ????????
6. PROFIT!

Now, go be a teen somewhere else.
Oh, and get a fucking job.

/pol/ likes to pretend to gobble a capitalists balls one day, than the next goes on about their conspiracy theories and "muh jews running things". Unless you're in the 1% (which no one here is- there's only a handful of families and people that are) you're not a capitalists, you're just a faggot who thinks he will get rich because he works hard. The only difference between communism and capitalism is the kind of cock they suck. Instead of the government cock, it's the corporate cock. Both are fags that deserve to be shit on.

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>communism isn't bootlicking

>>131444179
Profit margins too thin. Not the most cost effective use of my time. I'm making more money investing and working sales than I would starting a coffee shop. If you want to run a coffee shop so bad just do it, what's your point?

>>131439833

i work 2 fuckin jobs to pay for my shitty apartment and food filled with preservatives, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, pussy bitch!

>These retards not saging a post that breaks the rules

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqB-EMqpsUA

>>131444600
Ill ask again, since you are being extremely slow, why don't YOU make a better coffee and stop calling me a teen?

absolute degenerate lmao


>>131444768
investing can be done in other systems besides capitalism

>>131443381
I don't understand. You clearly understand the difference between them yet pretend that there is no difference.

Explain?

>>131444779
You should move to a more affordable locale mate

>>131444980
What incentive is there to invest in a system which demands equal profits from all industry? How would I maximize roi if the return is mandated to be equal for everyone. Wait, not mandated surely, that would require a state to enforce. I'd have to agree to limit my success on behalf of maintaining financial equality in a ancom system. That's retarded.

>>131443258

Look at Brazil talking about others being poor.

Kek, I bet even east germany was richer than brazil under communism.

>>131444754
USSR was NOT communist. Gulags were current day equivalent to prisons for political enemies. Try harder bootlicker.

>>131444754
If anything is true about communist paradise, its that you have to force people to enjoy it.

KEK.

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>>131443258
well why would everybody be poor? If there are no richs and no poor (since everybody earns the same and this perception of wealth depends of being relative to others) there would be no poor. If you re comparing to the capitalist countries, it would depend on how much money the state has, since it is equally distributed.

Why are Trumpcucks acting like they aren't statist bootlickers? You take pride in loving the police and Trumps authoritarian attitude yet in this thread you deny it.

At least own up to it you pussies

>>131446987
>eats men asses out
>doesnt like boot licking
explain this faggot

>>131439833
can't the same be said about commies if you consider the boot wearer the state?

>>131447097
For the record moron I don't eat asses, I just support men who eat other men's asses.

Which is actually less gay than licking boots.

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>>131439833
The boot needs an Israeli flag

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>mfw communism will NEVER EVER work

>>131442509
>Rusofil
I'm not sure how it fits in his brain to be one while being faggot commie.

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>>131439833

Your average communists, pic related

>>131439833
Who's the qt boi in the pic OP? He can lick my boots anytime.

>>131439962
>make me work
>what is voluntary employment?

>>131441376
What the fuck does that picture even convey?
Are they implying you won't work like a fucking dog under communism? Like someone won't have a gun pointed at you to slave away for scraps or face death?

>>131444779
how much do you spend a month besides bills?

>>131446729
Being poor has nothing to do with other people but quality of life. If you lived in a mansion and ate 5 meals a day but were the poorest person you wouldn't be poor.

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>>131439833

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>>131446987
>>131447286
so you dont like the police?
You dont like an authoritarian manly attitude?

>>131447286
>I just support men who eat other men's asses
so you are not even gay?

You are the very reason I have to fear for my life.

>>131439962
>OH YES FUCK ME MR. GOLDSTEIN MAKE ME WORK LIKE A DOG FOR 80 HOURS A WEEK SO YOU CAN MAINTAIN PARTY CONTROL AND FUCK GIRLS WHO WON'T LOOK AT ME I DEMAND POLITICIANS GIVE YOU MORE POWER TO MAKE YOU MORE LIKELY TO KILL ME MR. GOLDBERG YOU DESERVE IT ALL

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>>131439833
>Literally wearing the symbol of the Soviet Union
>Calling anyone else a bootlicker

When Kliment Voroshilov, one of the only men in history known to have shouted at Stalin without being executed, performed his impressive act of courage, it was because Stalin had just ordered him to send 100,000 of his men to die screaming and crying for their mommies against the Motti in Finland.

We know from their own description that he grew so angry that he smashed his hands down on a plate of suckling pig.

Suckling pig. Stalin and Voroshilov and Kruschev were all eating suckling pig while hundreds of thousands of their men were being held down and tortured to death with knives and fire in the freezing north. Please tell me more about how incredibly fair Socialism is, and how ebil and cruel Capitalism is. It brings me incredible pleasure to imagine the millions of Good Little Leftists who died to fill Stalin's belly with hot, fresh suit, RICH dumplings and juicy, tender suckling pigs.

Yes, what a great step forward towards equality. Stalin truly did nothing wrong--he killed more Leftists than Hitler and Mussolini combined, and he did it by ordering them to go steal rich, red roast beef for him, to full his plate with sausage and sweetbreads, and they did it, because GOOD LITTLE LEFTISTS just love dying for literally no reason because hey, the rich guy who tortures millions of us to death for profit, at least he isn't my made up Porky meme.

>>131439833
How much is that guy being paid to lick boots? Fair market value I hope.

>>131439833
make the boot red and you will have your average communist

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Post YFW someone tells you they are a Communist while living in America and enjoying the benefits of Capitalism.

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>>131439833
Is this the communist thread?

>>131440355
That's what I don't get. Commies get all bent out of shape over states being all statey but in definition their ideology is 100% state run life. Every aspect. No exceptions. You're the states bitch.

>>131443597
>Jews push for Capitalism in Israel
>hurrrrrrrrr I don't know Israel used to be extremely leftist until yom kippir

>>131448618
no
some of us actually have food

>>131439833
Sauce on the pic?

>>131445901
Even your stupid meme says Socialist. Dumb brit.

>>131442004
Not really.

>>131448735
The best argument I've heard is that you're either in or you're out, it's like an ethno-state without the ethnic restrictions. Instead the restrictions on how much you can achieve.

They want equality of outcome for literally everyone, which is simply impossible because people are not blank slates.

So far no Communist has an argument for the latter point.

>>131448302
>Posting this when Hitler who started the war literally aided and abetted by Capitalist Industrialists

>Stalin being stupid in war somehow makes Communism as an idea or form of society a bad thing


Really makes you think

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>>131448912
Socialism is the path to communism, I have yet to meet a non-marxian socialist.

This is fucking odd, fellas. Deja Vu. I saw this exact thread, with these exact replies before...

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>>131449295
>Stalin being stupid in war

Shoulda been Trotsky

>>131449454
Antifa is botting us?

>>131449191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

>>131449454
>I saw this exact thread

First day on /pol/? 90% of threads are copies

>>131449651
lel, just pulled it off google m8

>>131449191
>people who don't work don't get a home

what is wrong with this

>>131439833
Source?

>>131448101
So it has nothing to do with economic system.

>>131449786
>what is wrong with this
Rent is going way up and wages have been stagnating for ages now. Its not as simple as saying job=home anymore

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What do you communists think of Islam currently?

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the only "communists" in the west are dumb spics and these scrawny weirdos with dead eyes who hysterically scream at people

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>>131439833
>your average gommie

>>131449964
The welfare system gives you plenty of housing assistance

There's literally no excuse if you're white, the only people who fail while also on welfare are drug addicts and niggers

>>131439962
>MAKE ME WORK
that's not how that works, commie fuck.

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>>131439833
Not all capitalists have foot fetishes.
>Fucked based tho.

>>131441547
Oh.

>>131449964
Yes it fucking is you lazy nigger. God damn of course you can't afford a home as a barista. And you shouldn't.

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>>131449295

>>131449964
when did women join the workforce in a big way?

>>131439833

sauce

>>131442228
Site your statistics. My father has started two successful businesses

>>131449295
You don't even know what communism is retard.

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>>131440533
this

>>131451211
Are you the guy who was posting those graphs in the other thread? Because it showed that it actually didn't have that much of an effect, I didn't save any pf them though

>>131439833
My faith in communism and the teachings of Marx and Lenin are limitless, just like the food supply of Soviet Russia in the interwar period.

>>131451345
Good for him but something like 85% fail in the first year and even if you get past that you still aren't likely to get rich from it

>>131439833

I've never met a communist who wasn't a beta. All the most alpha guys I know are strong, strong-willed, self-starters who run businesses or are high fliers in their careers, and all are right-wing. If you're a guy and you're a leftist you are defective.

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>>131453118
Thats just a symptom of modern society desu. There have been plenty of strong men in socialist movements, just recently that has changed

>>131441547
>>131442067
you're dumb as fuck if you think the holodomor never happened.
it may or may not have been a genocide targeting ukrainians, but it still was an artificial famine that killed millions.

fucking communist faggots need to get curb stomped

>>131439833
>Example: you want to start a startup high-tech company which specializes in searching the internet.
>
>Google.

Yahoo was there before Google ate their lunch.

Better mousetrap, faggot

>>131443233
What is this supposed to prove?

>>131439962
Quite right

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Socialism is great as long as it isn't shackled to internationalism.

>>131449100
>make shit up
>expect others to debunk it
Commies condemn equality of outcome.

>>131450119
All religions are reactionary tripe.

>>131454974
That's a Gregor Strasser quote.

>>131439962

why so angry ?
are you out of bath salts ?

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>Mfw even Pol is too brainwashed to realise this is true

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>>131455465
Childhood is realizing capitalism is evil adulthood is realizing communism is evil and there is only the folkthat is pure and basing society on material obtaination will lead to evil.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhdy0Y8AqPM

>>131455833
Most of /pol/ are self hating NEETs

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>>131439962
"Capitalist" America- don't work? No problem have these gibs

Communist Russia- don't work? Gulag.

AnCap paradise- Don't work? Starve to death.

>>131455893
Materialists are evil and so those that base human value on material obtanation reduce hunan value to monetary worth.

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Keep licking peasant.

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>>131456084
Many have been told that they must pull themselves up by their bootstraps. That if they just try hard enough one day they could be sitting at the desk on the top floor running the company.