Brit/pol/ - The Deal Edition

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STOP FUNDING TERRORISM

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>>131428882
Archive the BBC links

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Hello anons would you like to stroke my pussy?

>>131429088
There's no point.

See you guys? Look how well Americans and Brits got along last thread.

We Americans are doctors and engineers, just like most of you Brits are and we get along just fine. You should allow more Americans in Brit/pol/

>>131429042
Tax evasion is illegal though

>>131429116
Which one?

>>131429116

that's a korat, they're nice cats desu

>>131429042
Anybody who buys from a kebab shop should be shot

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>>131429176
>You should allow more Americans in Brit/pol/

>>131429176
>See you guys? Look how well Americans and Brits got along last thread.
>We Americans are doctors and engineers, just like most of you Brits are and we get along just fine. You should allow more Americans in Brit/pol/
See
>>131428310

>>131429277
clearly not if Owen Jones likes it

>>131429313
Holy shit even brit/pol virgins are cooler than outside /pol/

>>131429321
That's because you're a faggot and you insulted Americans in the OP.

3 years to the day since the battle of marfield park

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JYtXlv4k550

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>>131429301

No.

>>131429349

don't blame the cat, you can clearly see it's thinking 'get off me faggot'

>>131429301
I always ask for a sausage and chip when I'm out with my mates and getting some food after
then act confused when they refuse

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>>131429420

LITERALLY only two guys in this photo who look like they've ever been laid or are capable of getting laid - baldbro in the grey left middle and beardbro at the very front. The rest? Wew, lad.

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>>131429253
Oooo a based black man. Why not try both Mutumbo?

Wish we lived in a truly Capitalist society desu

>>131429441
Just a little banter m8

I-i didn't a-actually WANT right wing death squads

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>>131428882
Good day for Norn

Someone post that "promise not to talk about politics" *two drinks later* macro

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAZeLtRpXJI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAZeLtRpXJI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAZeLtRpXJI

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PAY UP AHMED

>>131429435
>insulted Americans in the OP.
>Offended by a meme on a Maldivian fishing net weavers forumn

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>>131429785
I don't know if this is it but it's along the same lines

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>>131429655
Where is this from? Guy in the middle has made a terrible mistake.

>>131429655
You holocaust 95% of that picture if you remove people with glasses and beards

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I like the DUP far more than the tories.

>>131429176
Let's talk about that Tea Tax.

Pretty petty if you ask me

>>131429906
Yeah almost that one but with Rivers of Blood speech on the bottom

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>>131429785
This?

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>>131429802

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJMUkLTBXEk

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>when an American on /pol/ says he's white

>>131429926
Oh wow, it's as if government spending being taxpayers money is finally drawing on these labour cretins.

>>131429986
£10 on it being a massive flop like the "Day of rage"

>>131429655
hoody guy and will smith on the right could probably get laid

>>131429986
I can't wait to see this plastered outside my campus.

>>131429971
Tories are pretty unlikeable desu

Yet I still vote for em

Could You lads tell me what you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=968Kc83kNdQ&t=4s

>>131430064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ-lIaHYUzo

>>131429926
>Andy cam 18+

I-is that some sort of gay camwhore?

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>>131429313

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>>131429785
Or this?

>>131430154

wew lad

>>131429313
>>131430217
Shit, I always thought neckbeards were a meme

>>131429313
the guy on the right has pretty impressive facial hair (for an autist)
the guy beside him has whispy ghost fart facial hair

into week 10 of my diet now lads, lost 18lbs
think ill be my perfect weight by september

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>>131430367
I bet you thought the beady anglo was a meme too

>>131429997
>not sure if Boston tea party reference or actual reference to what's happening in Britain

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>>131429116

>>131429176
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>>131430482
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>>131430408
Good job lad, keep it up. I'm doing the same, put on too much weight when I broke my ankle and was out of action from football after Christmas

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>>131430522
Shieeet

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>>131429176
No, America must invade bongloand one day. It is our duty to teach bongs a lesson. They are not our friends

>>131430079
>The 2 on the far right (No pun intended)

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>>131429502
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>>131430509

Fucking nigger security guard up Tesco's caught me shoplifting, fucking dirty nigger

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>>131430154
That was beautiful.

>>131429737
Let alone give them £1 billion

>>131430604
>shoplifting
u da real nigga

>>131430154
Isn't the Union Jack flag in the background at the end wrong?

>>131430561
lol
shamefur YANKSposter

>>131430482
Reference to you bloody splitters

Ye I'm still mad

>>131430652
The red stripes aren't really aligned. They don't go in the centre.

>>131430598
has he just penetrated that cat

>>131429986
Didn't we just have an election though?

>>131430079
> Guy at the back doing it with his left arm

Mong

>>131430652
Yes, also it's a union flag because it's not at sea.

>>131430725
So it's wrong.

>BRIT BTFO ABOUT HIS OWN FLAG BY YANK

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So what really caused the fire?

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>>131430530

Oh dear.

>>131430780
Hm hm hm.

Interesting tidbit there anon.

Noted.

>>131430869
they know it was a fridge freezer because fireman put that out before realising it had spread

>Fenians breed like Pakis
>Tories somehow "cucked" by doing deal with DUP

Make up your mind, anon. Do you want based Ulstermen calling the shots in Westminster or the IRA and their Muslim allies?

>>131430848
laughable if not weimar tier humiliating

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Why the fuck hasn't international development been cut?

>>131430835
I didn't make the video

>>131430604
>complain about niggers
>steal stuff

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>takes lower offer
>loses

>>131430780
This is complete and utter bollocks. The Flag Institute ruled that it can be called the Union Jack at any time.

>>131430869
A fridge or some muslim cooking on coals, one or the other.

>>131431082
Was just about to post this.

https://www.flaginstitute.org/wp/british-flags/the-union-jack-or-the-union-flag/

>>131429088
god I love Kim Wexler

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>>131430729
By the powers of time and the multiverse, I hereby finger thine puss

>>131431027
>before realising it had spread
Did floors 10-20 being on fire not give it away?

>>131430780
>>131431082

Battle of the autists

just let britain die fellas

it's for the best
just put it out of its misery
everything dies, it's how life goes

>>131431041
International aid consists of
>bribing pakistan and india not to nuke eachother
>bribing third world countries to give british companies good contracts

>>131431082
what is the institutes opinion of the kekistani flag?

>>131431281
I mean one of them's wrong and the other isn't.

>>131431041
to put it simply, our country works for the UN

That handshake at Downing Steet was encouraging a sign of things to come, DUP look like a Civilised party.

Was good to see them go into Government Together

>>131431373
It's flown by autists called jack

>>131431154
she is a very wonderful lady

>>131431226
>she supports abortion

>>131431373
invented a new term
'flaggot'

Lmao now I know how to troll Brits with the Union Jack at sea reference when I move to Manchester next year

>>131431373
I only know of their ruling on the Union Jack because there's always some dimwit every week 'correcting' someone on the usage.

>LAB - Stoke
>CON - Copeland
That's the Nightmare Result confirmed, then.
UKIP are dead - The Blairite Party has the next fifteen-or-so years in the bag, by which point the country will resemble some sort of horrible surreal Pengest Munch cartoon. Real social conservatives will never learn, and will, hand-in-hand with Northern nationalists, actively vote against their best interests to stop the 'other team' getting in.

I have no more blackpills to give, no more predictions to make. The thousand-year Tory Reich is a reality, GLOBAL BREXIT came to pass, and the electorate were successfully manipulated into believing that Theresa May becoming Prime Minister is a Blair-style revolution of patriotism against liberalism. All that's left is the horrible process of watching Article 50 get stamped down into nothingness after it gets triggered, and I have no interest in watching that.


See you, Brit/pol/.

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>>131431562
>The Blairite Party has the next fifteen-or-so years in the bag,

Not if are corbyn has a say about that

>>131430424
Mosley is such a handsome boy

>>131431562
COME BACK

please.... we need you

>>131431696
>dat ukip collapse

>>131431197

Is he just applying some kind of medical cream? Regardless, why the fuck did he film and upload that?

>>131431226
> Mourns

Thought they weren't human after only 4 weeks?

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>>131429116
Pictured is the only pussy he'll ever have!

>>131431548
There's tons of things like that which start up weird debates. I remember one of the bigger arguments we had on here was over what to call tomato ketchup, some insisted it was instead 'tomato sauce', some said 'red sauce'. Think it went on for a few threads.

Another one is sausage roll/puff dog.

>>131431848
she didn't announce it the second it was conceived you retard

See you tomorrow

>>131431886
wtf is a sausage roll

>>131431952
Aren't you charming.

Does your mummy know you swear at strangers on the internet while you skip bedtime?

>>131431548

>Moving to Manchester

Why?

>>131431848
What, you think she let everyone know she was having a kid the second Jonny blew his beans up her muff?

Lads when is the vote on the Queen's Speech?

>>131431548
Most people here mistakenly call it the Union Jack all the time anyway.

>>131432190
n-no
please don't tell

>>131431548
The Union Jack is its name now, like it or not.

Only pedantic/lefty cunts and/or BBC presenters call it the "union flag"

Every night I never get to sleep until 3AM, and the alarm goes off at 7. How do I get to sleep for midnight? Doctors have been trying to cure my insomnia for almost 30 years and fuck all has worked.

>>131431045
Please explain to me what is wrong with stealing from supermarkets. They steal from the people and the theft hurts nobody.

>>131431886
>puff dog

Oh fuck off is that ever a thing

>>131432306
I was brought up with it being on every lamp post near my house (In Northern Ireland), and it was only referred to as the union jack

so it makes sense they'd change it

>>131432497
Stop being a degenerate you cunt

>>131431548
enjoy being shot in gunchester

>>131431845
I hope so. And Jahans uploads about 2 hours of '''content''' a day, the fat cunt just lives to be abused on youtube.

>>131432476
I have a glass or 2 of rum if I can't sleep. Usually works.

>>131432525
http://www.strawpoll.me/13291147/r

it unironically is

>>131432636
Recovering alcoholic, can't.

>>131432639
Most people voting on that were trolling. I voted puff dog and had never heard the word until the americunt mentioned it

>>131432536
Whereabouts?
I was also brought up in a loyalist part of Northern Ireland.

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>>131431886
Like those daft cunts last week who pretended they thought 'secondary school' was called 'high school'.

>>131432725
Why? Not like you're allergic to the stuff ;)

>>131432476
I said this last night to the lad who asked the same and we didn't hear back so i assume it worked well for him.

Hit yourself over the head with a hammer.

>>131432476
No electronics past 9pm and read a book instead, perhaps?

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Fucking hell.

>>131432827
I grew up in a county with Lower, Middle and Upper schools, so some people did unironically call the Upper schools "Highs"

>>131432907
They should apply to become citizens if they want the vote.

>>131432907
>lefty says something leftist

Imagine my shock.

>>131432476
Drink

>unfortunately

I was always the last kid asleep and the first one up at sleepovers. Then I started drinking and now I sleep like a babby

>>131432764
ballysillan

don't worry lads most of these EU residents have no chance of getting on the housing ladder

>>131432907
Looks like Mason is our new punchbag. What a cunt.

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Anyone seeing this Fearless on TV?,What is this Muslim dindu nuffin shite on tv when will they kill a celebrity irl so these stupid Fucking Normies stop sucking Muslim cock

>>131433056
Neither do most UK residents.

>>131432476
Try drinking some chamomile tea.

>>131433056
>don't worry lads most of these EU residents have no chance of getting on the housing ladder
Hopefully because it's being burned from the outside of their building by shoddy cladding.

>>131432476
Coldplay

>>131433133
were more fucked
germany actually has pretty good rents as it has no "london" that dominates evreything around it and has all the jobs. All the jobs there are more spread out

>>131432593

Fuck me I had no idea the situation was at this level.

No wonder it's called esoteric Jahanism.

>>131432564
Fighting back against the jewish corporations is now "degenerate"??? fucking normies

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Just got back from my run, how were your late night runs lads?

I JUST HEARD THE GOVERNMENT ARE GIVING MONEY TO POOR PEOPLE THAT ARE PRONE TO SUICIDE AND THAT'S JUST NOT FUCKING ON BECAUSE HALF OF THEM DON'T LIKE KILLING BABIES

#NOTMYPRESIDENT

>>131433316
I want to sleep, not lobotomise myself.

>>131433529
I'm too fat. I can barely walk let alone go for a run

>>131433529
Got accosted by a homeless man in the park

>>131433529
not bad NBR

well I didn't go on one, but I walked to the shop for some delicious treats

>>131433448

kek I can't believe the fat cunt is still going. Has he done *anything* to improve his life yet?

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I like to spread my hate on heavy

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>>131433598
Lose some weight.

>>131433529
Going for mine a bit, beep test for warm up then hill work for an hour followed by a quick and easy 3 miler.

Thursdays are my distance day usually do half a marathon depending on how i feel.

How about you?

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>>131433598
Start walking more and more each day. Got to start somewhere

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>Britcucks being forced to spend £1.5 bn on improvements in Northern Ireland

Based DUP saving the republic a lot of money when Ireland is re-united.

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>>131433599
I want to believe

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What are your politics then Brit/pol/?

>>131433948
delusion or b8?

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>mfw lost nearly 5 stone since march

stop being fat lads, feels good

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>>131433639
Thanks lad, what did you get from the shops? Also start running

>>131433948
On the topic of Ireland. Is there any significant group of people in Ireland that want to rejoin the UK?

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>>131433948
>yfw they use the £1.5 bn to hang traitors and gas Republicans

>>131434024
I don't have any, not until Nigel comes back,

>>131434072
What's your routine?

>>131434072
Do you have an eating disorder?

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>>131434072
I lost 5 and 1/2 st when I was 16/17

>>131434168
You sound like a CIVIC

>>131434104

>Is there any significant group of people in Ireland that want to rejoin the UK?

No, they were all shot shortly after the partition.

>>131433529
I went for a run and decided to follow this sweaty fat lad for about 5 miles - he was staring at some racemixing Hungarian supermodel on his phone, and he didn't even notice as I silently shadowed him and wiped some bogies on the back of his shirt.

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>>131433719
>Beep test at 10:30 at night for a warm up
Where you doing it?

>hill work for an hour
I did two

>quick and easy 3 miler
I did 5

>Thursdays are my distance day usually do half a marathon
I do an Ironman Triathlon for my distance work

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why do white londoners seem to love this party
my condesding as fuck uncle seems to worship them

>>131434072
I'm 13st 8lb at 6'2"

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>>131434072
Well done lad. Ive been exercising and eating healthy for last 6 months and lost literally nothing

>>131434206

1500 calories a day and constant walking plus getting back into lifting. I was huge so it came off fast, I've slowed down a lot now

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>>131434072
I want to so bad but when i put fruit and veg in my mouth the fruity water like texture makes me retch.

>>131434347
> Talking to your uncles

Why do people do this?

>>131434072
I've lost 10 stones this year so far. I need to stop leaving my pebble collection outside :^)

What's the difference between this thread and the standard /brit/ besides more swastikas?

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>>131434340
I use my local golf course, they conventionally leave markers out for distance and two of the markers are 20 metres apart so i wait till dark then rip up their golf course.

Nice nice what you training for?

>>131434571
faggy American visitors

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>>131434329

>>131434485
>1500 calories a day
Pretty daring if I do say so.

>>131434347
because they predict your civil liberties
and they are the only party that do

>>131434571
Better people
more varied conversation
more often relates to politics because it has to

>>131434252
I'd rather vote for something resembling nationalism then a socialist or Orwellian globalist

>>131434571
/brit/ is Reddit-lite

>>131434347

The Liberal democrats seem to have taken the word "Liberal" rather literally. If they were classical Liberals they'd probably be a decent alternative to the Tories.

But instead they've taken the word "Liberal" as "Do whatever the fuck you want regardless of consequences, dude weed lmao, wtf I love being bummed now" etc etc.

>>131434543
havent really got a choice tbf
whenever i go to my grandads a everey couple of weeks to meatup with family he's there

>>131434777
fuck this is my 4th trips in the past 3 hours

>>131434571
tripfags

>>131434502

you can live on butter if you want, if you eat it at a calorie deficit you literally can't not lose weight. Obviously it's better to be healthy all round but it's not hard to drop some pounds once you set your mind to it

>>131434571
>the standard
>/brit/

>>131433675

His anatomy is phenomenal.

50% of his obesity is contained in his arms, but for some reason he has no extra chins or much neck fat at all.

>>131433598
Put down le fork

>>131434571
/brit/ has turned into recycled meme posting, we're hip and cool and keep up with modern topics.

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>>131434579
I was joking, fair play if you do all that anon. I just went for a 3 mile run. Want to start doing bleep test during the day to build up more cardio, was level do you get up to? Want to eventually do a marathon and triathlon.

>I use my local golf course, they conventionally leave markers out for distance and two of the markers are 20 metres apart so i wait till dark then rip up their golf course

>>131434832
"Where's your girlfriend, anon?"

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>>131434857
That's normal when you give up on life and spend several hours posting on here.

>>131430569
Pls annex us and eject all muslims

>>131435115
that's one sad gif

>>131434722

I started off eating 1000 a day like 'yeah this is fine I fucking love spinach'. That shit caught up with me fast. 1500 in satisfying food is fine and I can go a bit over now and then when I'm genuinely hungry

>>131434543
>not doing bucket bongs with your uncles

>>131429042
Quite lucky, got a quality pizza shop by me run by poles, they sell some polish muck too but I'm not drunk enough to try it.

we need a scottish brit/pol/ack to do reportoftheweek style munchy box reviews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz_6XNzxslY

THE TORIES THE TORIES THE TORIES MUH NHS THE TORIES THE TORIES 350 MILLION A WEEK THE TORIES THE TORIES THE TORIES STOP UNDRFUNDIN ARR NHS! THE TORIES THE TORIES

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>>131434571
We set the trends that everyone follows 6 months later

>>131434909
I eat less but i slip up as i comfort eat, had some granola cereal which was nice.

>>131435176
what is that like an R2D2?

>>131434543
I wish I had uncles to talk to, maybe I wouldn't be such a faggot if I had their manly advice from a young age

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>>131435208
>Tfw endomorph
>Tfw rarely go over 2000 cals
Ectomorph genocide when?

>>131435364
it's a cyberman

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>do van test for work
>pass
>almost total it on the way back

>>131435208
By satisfying foods, are we talking stuff like rice, pasta and various fruits and vegetables?

>>131435011
Usually around 8 or 9, it's a real killer for cardio though. I never really bothered with it in the past but if you don't already i would definitely start doing it.

You can get a mp3 beep test and i just play it through my earphones.

>>131435412
endomorph is a meme
take in less calories than you burn and you'll lose weight

>>131435497
*wrote it off

>>131430604
>>131430604
Stop stealing. Nigger.

>>131435278

been there m8, if you keep trying eventually your mindset will fix itself. You'll start turning things down instead of just munching/drinking them.

>>131435638
thank you

>>131435497
You could of been a van of peace and gave us a happening, waste opportunity desu lad

>>131430530
Is that rightly so?

>>131435763

It was a nissan juke in front, best I coulda done was take out a disability allowance claimant.

>>131435549
I already have lost it. I've kept it off by counting cals.

>>131435504

tofu bacon/hot dogs and shit scratch that itch for me. You can literally go nuts on burgers and hot dogs till you're sick for less calories than one 'cheat meal' mcdonalds.

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>>131435699
Here's hoping anon...

>>131436022
once a fatty always a fatty
can't lose it on the inside you chubby faggot

>>131435906
Christ, why the fuck do people buy Nissans?

>>131435906
Good if i can't get Bennie's nobody can

>>131436031

*obviously you should learn to cook and eat healthy, just saying while you're still hooked on pleb food eat a tofu burger over a whopper

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>the floor is eu

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>>131435548
>8 or 9
You should be doing better than that anon. I use to get 10 when I was 17. I guess you were memeing with what you listed as your routine earlier

>You can get a mp3 beep test
ive downloaded an app already

>>131436253
it was that deal the gov made with nissan, musta promised to purchase nissans for government purposes

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>>131436249
I know

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>OHHHH JEREMY CORBYN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN07fnvGomo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xi2rbUT7iw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_Yrwb4rh8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J2IHifb7q4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7mv2RYs0Ng

>>131436457
I used to be one of the last going in my class when we did the bleep test
Also used to train a lot for competitive swimming though
got like mid 20s

Why is this guy so shocked that a anti-immigrant fb page posts anti-immigration memes
https://exposingbf.wordpress.com/

well lads, coincidentally I just found out my genetics on me mums side

turns out I'm 1/3rd Italian, 1/3rd Iberian, and 1/3rd Norwegian/British
>4% chance of Asian
>0% jew
>0% african
>0% American Native

CALL ME A SHITSKIN ONE MORE TIME

I'M A FUCKING WHITE EUROPEAN

>>131436253
Becuase there cheap and """""""""Made in britain"""""""""

>>131436690
I can't wait for this man to die.

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>>131436249

>mfw people exist who are actually like this

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>>131436812

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>>131436712
>mid 20s
Only goes up to 21

>>131436757

>How many British Muslims will be radicalised by atrocities such as the one perpetrated against innocent worshippers at Finsbury Park in the early hours of this morning?

He cannot be serious.

>>131432827
It's called high school in Scotland I think

>>131436892
WRONG SANJAY

>>131436812
so you are 4% gook?

>>131436922
we did the more extensive version that went up higher

nah I thought ours genuinely went up past 20
maybe not
still was one of the last
and no one ever beat it

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>>131428882
Last interview with Rev. Ian Paisley, founder of DUP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXhwQ1nhl-s#t=36m19s

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>>131435497
We'll done on passing lad. Hopefully the close call will keep you safe long term.

Take it steady.

https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/879457221058465792

The Met got BTFO last night.

>>131433719
>beep test

Where do you do this?

In a park?

>>131436249
I lost a lot of weight but now I have loose skin all over my body and I just want to kill myself.

>>131432827
My school was literally called Stoke High School.

>>131437106
possibly (according to the test)

my mom fucked up the test and got some ancestry thing instead of 23andheeb so apparently a possible link is a valid outcome of the test

>>131437165
It's good this. Worth a listen.

>>131436812
>4% gook
>1/3rd iberian
you're not white, shitskin

>>131437280
so 50% of you is 4% gook
probably some negro on daddies side and all

>>131436690
>Middle class cheer a Marxist in the one of the most bourgeoisie event

What did every socialist mean by this?

>>131435548
>beast yourself for warm-up

>>131437194
What a fucking disgrace

>>131432827

Mine was called High School too.

Although I can't help but think we've been Yank'd.

Secondary School sounds more British.

>>131437194
Why didn't they send any female officers? We all know they're just as good as men at this job!!

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Woke up this morning to find a snake humping my cock.

>>131432476
Don't eat after like 6, exercise regularly, and like the other anon said, don't use your electronics right before you sleep. If you're napping when you get home from, cut that shit out too

>>131437164
Fair enough I want to start swimming asap

>>131432907

I can't beleive they're even allowed to stay.

Are they getting British citizenship or what?

The extent to which these cunts are willing to ignore or flat out break the law fills me with rage.

>>131437335
We portuguese helped the Brits BTFO the spanish

>>131437384
possibly gook

>>131437194
Fucking embarrassing

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>>131437479
Mine was called County Grammar School.

NEW

>>131437735

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>>131436974
Well how many times do i have to clean your toilet until you fell comfortable enough to grow some spine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP-A-2uuF-Y

>>131430079
>that one girl hiding her face while doing the salute

smart, what are the rest of them thinking

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>>131436877
Was that a death threat to a mp?? have you forgotten the six gorrilon Jo Cox's reported to my local mep.

>>131437194
why not just shoot them?

they're attacking a bobbie so you unload a mag into their chest like an American cop

>>131433719
>he gets out of breath running 3 miles

>>131436249
well I can't see his insides so that's just fine with me

>>131437194
They're literally losing control of the streets.
Why are people not aware of what immigration has done?

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>>131437265
St. Josephs is the only non-mong school in Stoke.

>>131438252
It's not just immigration the police are just useless in general

>>131438271
I'm from Suffolk which makes the choice of the name all the more confusing.

>>131438403
When it was just natives they rode horses over people
Now they run away like faggot wankers

>>131438403
The police train to deal with whites.

>>131438684
The police didn't act the way they do now when we had no immigration they've been neutered and that's one of the major factors that's led to increase crime

>>131438582
What can men do against such reckless niggertry?

>>131438429
Pleasurewood Hills is one of my favourite names.

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>>131430079
>grills
what the fuck

>>131439711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoL1Wrb1HD0

>>131430604
>is a theif
>has the gall to complain when caught
>calling anyone else a nigger