>Be on a flight with someone being deported. >What do you do?

>>131428145
just printed it out thank you

>>131428145
>be on flight
>notice shitskins being deported
>smiles inside.

>>131428145
This could be used to get liberals kicked off of flights they already paid for.

Not give a fuck?

>>131428145
Did /pol/ make that?

Clap because I am a burger american but not too loud or the TSA will shoot down the plane with a .88 flak cannon assuming it is infact a terrorist hijacked plane ready to crash into Disneyland.

>>131428145
Start shouting Allah hu Akhabar at the top of my voice while fiddling with my belt. Now my brown features will finally come in handy.

>>131428437
That's exactly what will happen, lol

>be on flight
>notice descendant of proud aztecs being deported
>stand up for him
>get kicked off the plane
>be put in a holding cell
>he and his fellow cholo detainees buttfuck you to show their appreciation

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A new wave of this guy would make my day.

>>131428640
Nope, totally legit and not a psyop.

Holy kek why do people make these signs?
>"RESIST DEPORTATION"
>"PLEASE HELP THIS POOR IMMIGRANT AND HIS FAMILY RESIST ICE AGENTS FROM DOING THEIR JOB"
>afterwards be put on a no fly list for interfering/assaulting government authorities on a commercial airline

>>131428640
I thought it was made by /pol/ too. Circling around Facebook atm.

>>131428307
>be on flight
>shitskin deported
>smile inside
>tard stands up
>plane cant take off
>frown visibly

>>131428145
>deportation is a brutal practice that violates the right to free movement
these fucking people I swear to god

>>131428145
>the plane cannot take off until all passengers are seated
Sounds like a good way of getting your ass kicked if you refuse to sit.

>>131428145

>TL:DR - How to do not fly list

>>131428145
give them the option of a free airline ride, or a free helicopter ride.

gtfo

>>131429561
>tard is beaten by airport security and dragged, bloodied, from the plane
>start laughing

>>131428145
>right to free movement
??? Are we making up rights as we go now? My right to see someone get deported is getting violated by this.

>>131428437
More like fucking shot.

>>131429902
nice

>>131428640
>airpplane
yeah

>>131430047
>TSA takes illegal off plane and tells the rest of the cabin he is getting a free helicopter ride instead of coach on a plane
>only you cheer
>TSA agent gives a thumbs up and a wink

>>131428640
no

>>131428145
Yes. This must be meme'd. Have a bump.

Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey hey hey. Goodbye

>>131428145
>get into a black list of the airline company

Spread this message around, lets make airlines ban all liberals from flights

>>131428145
Are you kidding me, we should post this to all our sock accounts and spread it around.

I can't wait for the YouTube vids .

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>>131430420
If only

>>131428145
If you are travelling to a shithole country where people gets deported to you are doing it wrong

which one of you created this? Liberals are dumb enough to actually fall for that lol

>>131428145
Why would you want to prevent someone from being deported?

>boarding my flight to middle east
>going on a holiday to enjoy the rich culture there
>as I get to my seat I notice this poor man being deported
>clearly he is being oppressed and being deported for no good reason
>fucking racist police
>luckily I know what to do, saw it on Facebook
>decide to use my privilege to defend against this injustice
>quietly reach the man and tell him that I'm on his side and that he should follow my lead
>he nods to me, a sad but knowing smile on his face
>the plane is about to take off
>take off my seatbelt
>stand up and shout 'we will not stand for this injustice!'
>the man stands up with me
>ALLAHU ACKBAR
>I'm not a muslim
>get no virgins in the afterlife

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>>131428145

>Be on a flight with someone being deported.
>What do you do?

THIS:

https://youtu.be/jvlSmwmtJ08?t=1m11s

>>131428145

As someone that was deported from the US back to Oz about 15 years ago, this is just stupid. I crossed over the Canadian border into the US while on holiday and didn't realize it.

Got questioned a few hours later while walking along a dirt road after a local drove past me and alerted the cops. Three months in an immigration center, waiting for paperwork to be completed surrounded by niggers, sand-people and Mexicans.

Shut the fuck up cunt, I want to be deported sit down stop making a scene for these people.

>>131428145
How does one 'notice there is a person under deportation on one's flight'? Do they wear a sign?

>>131428145
Lead the plane in a "USA! USA! USA!" chant as they drag the spic screaming Spanish to the emergency exit and toss his ass.

>>131431420

two guards in the airport, one travels with you to your destination. Handcuffs under jacket. Escorted everywhere.

>>131431420
i wish we made them wear a sign

>>131428145
So, how big is a fine for causing ruckus on a plane and endangering passengers and how long is jail time?

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>>131428145
This seems like a good way to end up on a no fly list. LUL

>>131431621
there are also deportees without guards, presumably those who weren't deported for crimes but for something else

>>131431967
desu we should probably try and spread this as far as we can, only absolutely retarded liberals would actually attempt this and it'd be a laugh seeing it on the news that they went to jail

>>131431305
>this is stupid
That's the point
Maybe watch where you walk next time too, ausshit. It's called the worlds largest unguarded border for a reason

>>131428145
Dont they deport as groups on planes? Individual deports would be obsurdly expensive.

>>131428145

>right to free movement

My right of not having to listen to idiots making up rights is being violated.

>>131428145
You beat the person until it faints and throw the body out - simple

>>131432378
why would it be expensive to put them on a spare seat on a plane?

>>131428145
>be on flight
>shitskin about to get deported, don't care, close eyes
>someone behind me struggles to stand up
>"WE ARE *wheeze* WILLING TO RESIST YOU'RE DEPORTATION
>turn around, passenger who was taking up 2 seats with red hair, tattoos, the whole tumbl look
>flight attendant calmly asks tumblr to sit down
>THE PILOT *hag* IS THE AUTHORITY, OTHER PASSENGERS WILL STAND UP WITH ME
>nobody but beta male 3 rows back stands up, sits back down after requested by stewardess
>pulls out crumpled up flyer that reeks of sweat, see pic related
>waddles up towards cabin, starts banging on door
>I decide this hasn't been enough fun
>stand up and yell "watch out! she has a weapon"
>stewardess gasps
>ICE agent turns around
>I get arrested for misgendering

They're fucking flying them out!? Here's me sweating my way across Europe in a car, getting my shit searched. And these illegal, immoral greedmasters get a fucking plane ticket.

>>131432605
Because there are no spare seats retard. Did you learn nothing from the united airlines fiasco?

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>>131428248
Bullshit, commies have no $$$ for printer or even ink

>>131432691
well fuck i didnt know every single plane that flys is full, settle down leaf

>>131428145
>piss off everyone on your flight to delay a deportation by a few hours and get yourself on the no fly list

Well done, liberals!

Also,
>AIRPPLANE

>>131432826
Dude's gotta point. I say everyone do this, libtard or not. They'll transport them in hot ass busses instead to avoid this happening so frequently.

>>131428145
thats funny, it doesn't have a 'right to free movement' anywhere in the bill... one sec...


nope, not there.

>>131432047

That's probably true. Mine was 2002, after the US had ramped up security precautions right after 9/11. I wasn't violent or wanted, just an idiot.

From what I understand, a trip to Aus was jumped at, while going back and forth to Latin America was considered a grind that the guards hated.

>>131432966
fuck yeah lets load the muslims in to busses and drive them in to the ocean by accident

>>131431182
>last 2 seconds of video
>By Mohammed Nahass
kek

>>131432657
>arrested for misgendering
fucking canadians

>>131430121
What about my right to violate your rights? Betcha didn't know about that one smart guy

>>131432310
Yeah I was a dumb fuck leaf but your border is only about 100m wide. Squat as shit. I thought it was just a forest road like we have in Aus.
We have a 200km wide exclusion zone around us. Guarded by sharks.

Still was a good experience though would do again.

>>131428145
Offer my seat so they can deport another one

>>131431162
You speckled my kekkle

>>131428145
spread this on libshit website.

cant wait to see the youtube video of some tumblr whale being kicked off the flight.

>>131432657
Canadian or not
>I get arrested for misgendering
is fucking great

>>131433121
How about we just load them into ovens?

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>>131431830
Pick one.

>>131428145
>stand up and do not sit until the deportation is cancelled
>inform your fellow passengers about the situation and ask for their support
Look mom! I got my ass beat on a plane!

>>131428145
Well if I saw anyone do this I would cheer loudly for the ICE agent. If I notice anyone helping the shitskin I chant "build the wall"

>>131428437
I think this "advice" is an elaborate troll to get exactly that to happen.
Spread it around as much as you can, because they actually believe stuff like this.

Maybe we will get some videos of blue-haired liberals being thrown off planes.

>>131428145
I remain seated and wait for the police to show up and remove anyone that refuses to sit down.

Then I laugh and post smugly about how the libcucks got kicked off the plane, they did NOT get a refund, and a shit skin also got deported.
Sounds like a good day to me.

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>>131428145
A very good friend of mine is a co-pilot - in the UK, but still. In this case, according to him, here, we have authority by Law to employ private sector security to restrain the deportee (or to bring in police officers to accompany the flight mandated by the Home Office), and whoever else is refusing to comply with wearing their seat belt on their behalf and / or acting disorderly might either be thrown off the plane before take-off at the captain's discretion, and / or fined quite a lot of money, as well as the possibility being criminally charged for disrupting airline operations.

If there's any such disruption in the air, they have the ability to conduct an emergency landing in extreme cases, and then, there will definitely be fines and charges brought against whoever is responsible.

He also said that it's right that it's up to the pilot (or airline) to decide who boards the aircraft, but most of the time, it's not a problem from what he's heard, because of the large security presence on board.

He imagines that similar policies are in place in the US, but he doesn't know since he doesn't fly there.

>>131432657
>i get arrested for misgendering
fucking 10/10

>>131431162
Kek