Safest country in Africa?

my dad did a safari in zimbabwe and malawi
he came back alive

>>131426009
Sweden

>>131426177
cheked
actually i meant botswana and zimbabwe

>>131426450
I heard Zimbabwe is killing white people, is that true?

>>131426009
the one with the most white people

>>131426009
South Africa ( the white parts in the south)
Egypt is touristy.
Morocco (just south of Spain)
Kenya is ok too.
basically stick to the areas that have had more contact with civilization.

>>131426009
I seem to recall places like Cape Verde, Seychelles, São Tomé and Príncipe, Comoros, and Mauritius have a better standard of living then the rest of africa

I wonder why.

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>>131426538

Zimbabwe is real special. They got rid of all the white people! It's been great for them!
By the way, this is what happens ANY TIME all the white people go or are gone. Just like Detroit.
We build western society. The entire planet has been westernized. White people built it, made it, keep it. Without us, it falls. The Asians do a poor imitation though. A toxic wasteland of pollution and slave labor leaping from factory buildings. But never the less, it's the best imitation of Western culture run by non whites we have.

south africa
>good hunting
>no malaria
>white people

unless you are a hunter, i say stay away from africa alltogether

Seychelles

>>131426538
no idea
he didn't say anything but he was on hunting resorts the whole time so i doubt he would have been exposed to such things if they existed

>>131426009
Not Niger lol

>>131426538
No.

>>131427110
I can guarantee you're either under 18 or have a double digit IQ.

Namibia

Madagascar
only has one port and no airport
safest country in the world

>>131427548
First rare I've had in months, cheers nig

>>131426009
I want to say Madagascar for some odd reason

Being an island away from africa seems safe

The ocean. Niggers can't swim

>>131427110
>Be south africa
>Have white people break their bags to support your shitty economy
>Kill all white farmers
>Go into radical economic failure because of it
>"B-B-but we wuz KANGZ"

Madagascar

Ocean between it and Africa

Safest place in Africa for sure

>>131426940
Well south Africa has one of the highest crime rates in the world

>>131427634
Try going outside Walvis Bay, if the heat doesn't kill you, bandits will.

Tanzania is just a giant nature preserve that tourists flock to. It's pretty safe and one of the most beautiful places on the planet.

>>131426009
safest idk, safe enough, many of them, Rwanda is pretty safe I think

>>131427617
those are some ignorant views but they are not far from the truth. Africa is a poor shithole for a reason

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>>131427110
The western world destroyed Rhodesia, not the niggers alone, you fucking retard.

Anyway OP, I'd guess Namibia? They're doing pretty well atm. Morocco is safe too, I guess.

>>131426940
Egypt's tourism is kinda fucked now, with how conservative it's gotten and all the sectarian crime/terrorist acts. Most people I know and probably most people in the (stable) arab world don't want to travel to Egypt anymore.

It's such a shame.

Mauritius

mainland Africa, Namibia or Botswana for exploring since sparsely populated

>>131426009
Madagascar
There are more lemurs than humans

>>131426009
White parts of South Afrika. Namibia is generally pretty nice also, and have a decent amount of german whites still living there.

>>131428798
>The western world destroyed Rhodesia

Suuure...

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>>131430275
Are you seriously going to argue that the niggers did more damage than the west to Rhodesia?

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>>131426259
kek

>>131426009
Somalia

>>131426009
Obviously Spain.

GOOGLE IT SPAIN HAS CLAY IN AFRICA

go to Liberia safest country in Africa i assure you

>>131426009
Morocco

0 terrorist attack

I would go with Namibia.
87 % Christians
rich african country
former german colony

>>131430735
With the amount of niggers trying to jump the border into Ceuta and Melilla, I dunno, honestly.
Besides, we're the ones protecting it from WE WUZ hordes, so it doesn't count.

>>131430535
Not gonna lie I chuckled

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>>131429002
this is sad.
i remember being upset about not being able to visit the ziggurats in iraq
i wonder if i'll ever get to see the sphinx and the pyramids

>>131426009
Morocco overall

The safest nigger land is Botswana and by safest I mean its still as dangerous as Nigtroit.

>>131426009
Botswana
Gabon
Portugal
Zambia
In that order

The fucking Sahara m8

Whilst it's heat, lack of water, and animals will likely kill you, at least there are less niggers.

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>>131431671
>Portugal

>>131426009
it's Africa, it's shit. that being said you will feel at home, that's the only thing that counts.

>>131431671
>Gabon
Any nigger country in the rainforest belt is hell on earth.

>>131431063
> we're the ones protecting it
>being this much of a house negro to your spanish master
yes massa i'll do the dirty job for you even tho it doesn't affect me if spain gets niggerified
moroccans are slaves

>>131426009
Botswana seems pretty chill. Or Madagascar.

>>131432975
Oh, believe me, we're dealing with Ceuta and Melilla once the Western Sahara case is over.
Besides, Spain can't do shit about Gibraltar as long as those two cities (with 80% Moroccan population) are under Spanish control, so we're not that worried about it.

Spain.

Yeah I know what you retards are thinking. '' SPAIN ISNT IN AFRICA HUR DURR''

Actually there are 2 Spanish exclaves at the border with Morocco, Melilla and Ceuta. These 2 cities are Spanish yet are located on the African continent.

>>131433314
>w-we'll get to it one day
>in the mean time i'll do the immigration cleaning on behalf of spain while they occupy my lands
>being this much of a submissive slave
no nigga shit wont happen your king is jewed to the rim
what happened when your prime minister tried to ban people that have visited israel from entering morocco ? oh right the jew slave you call king got a visit by the aipac and told him to abort the law
even algerians got rid of their masters fully while you're still part a colony of spain and your king doesn't even lift a finger

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>>131426259
Except it's not safer than Africa according to Africans themselves.

Sorry Sven, you're royally fucked.

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>>131431959
Gabon is one of the only countries in Africa with enough economic development to support a conservative majority in their parliament. Plus, every once in a while there are Gabonese posters who will show up. It not that bad if you grade on a curve.

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>>131433836
>what happened when your prime minister tried to ban people that have visited israel from entering morocco ?
???

>oh right the jew slave you call king got a visit by the aipac and told him to abort the law
Only reason we have a warmer relation with Israel than other arab countries is that Morocco used to have 350k jews in the 40's and 50's and most of those are diaspora in France, Canada, or Israel now
They help us internationally on the Western Saharan UN case with their kikery so I don't really mind desu

>in the mean time i'll do the immigration cleaning on behalf of spain while they occupy my lands
We're getting EU bux for that, it's not free

>even algerians got rid of their masters fully
lmoa Algerians have oil money and live worse than Moroccans, milk and banana used to be in shortage in the whole country recently

>>131426940
>South Africa ( the white parts in the south)
Saffers here can confirm that it's not really safe anywhere there.
>Egypt is touristy.
Was never really safe and is now more fucked up than pre-2011. Nobody fears the police.
>Morocco (just south of Spain)
This one is correct.

>>131426009
botswana i think

>>131426009
I think Kenya is above average and so is Namibia
I'd keep myself the fuck away from anywhere else. Even SA

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>>131426177

>Zimbabwe

Um, try again sweetie.

>>131426009
I know a dude from Madagascar.
From what he says it's pretty chill but doesn't really have much going in there.

>>131426009
Don't.

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>>131426009
Wanna explore Africa? Go to Detroit. I shit you not, I just went last week and it looks like Somalia 2.0 over there.

>>131434224
and now the jews are pushing the same liberal faggot transgender agenda
well done
also when will you stop prostituting your children to europeans pedo ? your king doesn't seem to care and neither your people

>>131426009
The one with the least amount of people. Sahara desert countries.

>>131434563
>and now the jews are pushing the same liberal faggot transgender agenda
What?
I have never heard of that here

>when will you stop prostituting your children to europeans pedo?
Wish it would stop desu but organized gangs are a bitch to get rid of

>>131434427
Rhodesia ?

>>131434686
>implying you can't organize a reversed gang to hunt pedos

go look to your upper class liberals you know the one that go to french and american schools

Zaire is pretty nice. I recommend buying a time machine and visiting it in 1996.

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>>131435068
wtf I solved human trafficking now

>>131426009
mumbambu

>>131434552
did he survive?

Prolly Nigeria, I've been there on business and the city was at least as good as south American cities

>>131435188
nigga you got gangs that hunt and beat up niggers but you can't do the same for pedos ?

>>131435820
Given that pedos in Marrakesh are harder to find and beat up in organized groups than refugees with established camps in the hills near Tangiers, yes

>>131430275
I think he is talking about the traitorous ANGLOS who betrayed and cucked Rhodesia

>>131435425
No

>>131435940
>i'm too much of a low iq nigger to trap them by pretending to be a pedo to get them to reveal themselves and torture them so they spill the beans
>i'm too much of a low iq nigger to pose as a pedo pimp and trap a pedo tourist and then torture him on video to scare away the pedo tourist from coming here

if a random tourist can find them then a highly organized organization sure can

>>131428259
Kek flag? Wyd? Faggot

>>131431471
sad!

>>131436454
>i'm too much of a low iq nigger to trap drug dealers by pretending to be a client to get them to reveal themselves and torture them so they spill the beans
>i'm too much of a low iq nigger to pose as a drug dealer and trap a junkie and then torture him on video to scare away other potential clients from buying drugs in my country

You solved drug trafficking in pretty much every nation, congrats
What the fuck do you want me to tell you, that your theories on dismantling pedo organizations are effective and should be applied immediately? What are you looking to get out of this argument?

>>131435820
gangs are protected by police

>>131434596
Chad and Mali are the top 10 most dangerous shitholes on earth. The lack of trees allows feral niggers to spot you from hundreds of feet away to kill you. Also Saharan niggers are more insane than jungle one since there is nothing to do in desert except kill and rape.

>>131436904
>who is duterte
it works in philipine

>>131437094
well your country is fucked to the bone marrow

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>>131437172
Okay maybe that wasn't the best example

>>131430332
You cannot destroy that which never existed? There was nothing of value before the Europeans showed up.

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>>131433635
>I went to Africa
>oh really where'd you go?
>spain
>fuck off retard that's not africa
>pic related

>>131437268
I'm not talking about the country before it was colonized, I'm talking about UDI Rhodesia. Learn more about the history of the country.

>>131437267
more like a false problem
apply duterte law to pedos

>>131426009
Morocco
Tunisia
Egypt
Senegal
Mali
Gambia
Benin
Cameroon
Congo
Kenya
White South Africa

>>131437363
I don't need to do any research to know that niggers would do more damage to the "country" than Europeans.

Here to see what Tree Hugger flag looks like

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>>131437469
Human rights n shieeeet

>>131437523
Wallow in your ignorance, then

>>131437616
>Human rights n shieeeet
implying you aren't under heat for human right to begin with
>implying you cared when you were hunting niggers
not an argument

>>131437616
Morocco anon, can you tell me what to expect in your country as a tourist? Good food, things I should and shouldnt do?

I'm traveling to Spain next year and I'll be visiting Morocco for like a week as well.

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>>131437481
>Tunisia
Pic related. Not to mention Tunisians are the some of the most verminous people on earth.

Granted it's probably still safer than your country.

>>131437523
Rhodesians were doing fine, and kicking some serious nigger ass. They had niggers among them too, and everything was fine. The issue was the other niggers that just came to steal anything that wasn't bolted down.

War ensued and Rhodesia kicked ass and couldn't possibly be beaten, but then they were "raycist" so economic sanctions were taken against them, and that's what eventually killed Rhodesia. So yes, the west destroyed Rhodesia, because niggers fear the FAL.

>>131437883
>implying you aren't under heat for human right to begin with
Yep, when we're trying to annex a territory half our recognized country's size, it's a good idea not to anger the UN too much

>>131437954
Do you want the short version or the long, travel guide version?

>>131438124
I wanna get the most out of it, so the long one :^)

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>>131438239
Start with Tangier, since it's the closest and probably cheapest way to get to Morocco from Spain. Pretty nice city too.

Afterwards, it depends which way you want to go first. Mediterranean Morocco or down the North Atlantic coast?

If you go for the former way, then Chefchaouen and Tetouan are must-visit cities. The former is full of white-washed winding alleys, blue doors, and olive trees, and is also the literal weed capital of the world besides Amsterdam. The latter has very beautiful beaches and is a gateway to the rif, although it has a lot of interesting places to visit too, like the old Medina (old city), with its three jewish/andalusian/berber sections. Then, you'll be able to go further down in the Middle Atlas (historic tourism in Fez and Meknes), then either towards the high Atlas for Marrakesh (mythical city that you should always visit if you're going to Morocco for the first time, especially Jamaa el-Fnaa) or east towards the Saharan Eastern part for camel safaris and sand nights under the starry saharan sky. You can rent 4x4's for days.

If you're going through the North Atlantic coast instead, then expect a LOT of nice, laid-back beach towns (like El Jadida and Oualidia). Music festivals and bazaars are abound too (Asilah, for example, has lots of them). Avoid Casablanca, it's the biggest city in Morocco but it doesn't have any real feel/history to it and has all the downsides of big cities. Larache is interesting too: very calm city, and the main harbour of the former Spanish protectorate.

Afterwards, go down to the South Atlantic coast, which is mostly known for its watersports. You'll be able to do a fuckload of that there, especially in Taghazout (world-known for its surf spots) or Essaouira/Agadir, which are pretty active. More relaxed than the Northern coast. After that, you can go to the Middle Atlas easily.

>>131438124
>annexes it anyway
>is afraid of un when you want to get rid of the pedos
*breaths in*
nigger

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>>131438239
Middle Atlas and High Atlas is where all the imperial cities are (the truly great ones, Rabat is the current one but it's ok I guess, not much historical since it only became the capital in early 20th century following French protectorate).
Lots of history to those places.

Atlas mountains is probably something I'd advise you to visit separately simply because of how much there is to see. It's where berber culture is really still thriving: Amazigh music, spirituality, art, and language is very much alive there (almost nobody speaks Arabic, Moroccan dialect or otherwise).

If you want to visit traditional berber shit, then in the High Atlas:
>Amizmiz - Small berber town with one of the biggest berber souks in the region. Useful starting place to visit the small villages
>Imlil - small village, great place to start a hiking/trekking holiday, base for guides in order to visit the region, road to Toubkal (biggest mountain in North Africa) starts here
Imlil is really the true beginning of berber country, and it's super comfy sitting there while drinking tea and watching the colors of the mountains subtly change as the sun moves or sets
View from imlil: https://i.imgur.com/Z9QO6Pz.jpg

>Oukaimeden: ski resort, reaches 3300m, Morocco's best place to ski or enjoy some snow, you'll be able to say you skied in Africa, easily accessible from Marrakech
>Ourika: absolutely stunning valley filled with berber villages (although it's pretty popular so may feel a bit touristic but still really worth it) and a fuckload of huge waterfalls, also has Argan Oil co-operatives run entirely by women where you can buy various cosmetic/cooking oils, soaps, creams, and such
The co-operatives are run to support divorced/unemployed women in the region and you can visit to see the manual preparation.

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>>131438239
Next, we have the
>Middle Atlas
This is the region from which Morocco was ruled for a long time. Not as high or secluded as the High Atlas, but it has a lot of cedar forests and such (and Barbary macaques!).

>Ifrane is basically Switzerland in Morocco, alpine climate, small town where berber dominates but you can also hear lotsa French and Arabic. Home to Al-Akhawayn, an American-style uni where lessons are taught in English with lotsa partnerships around the world. Lots of nice waterfalls. Should be visited primarily for natural beauty factor: great for hiking. You can find and feed wild monkeys.
Some pics of Ifrane: https://imgur.com/a/D79fo
>Itzer: pretty small town with beautiful hiking in the area. Has a regional souk on Saturday morning with everything from livestock to carpets and a fuckload of fresh produces. Known for traditional, naturally-dyed extremely high quality berber carpets/handbags/artisan crafts, you can buy a lot of home decorations there.
>Zaouiate Oued Ifrane: this is NOT Ifrane; it is much, much more beautiful. village of between 500-1000 residents that sits under a dramatic and extremely unique geological travertine plateau with caves, hanging plants and waterfalls. translates to 'holy place of caves'. Seriously, any description wouldn't do it justice. About 100km south of Fez.
Pic of zaiouiate oued ifrane: https://i.imgur.com/tBVj6Pw.jpg

>Khoukhate - Small village between Fez and Midelt. One of the most fertile valleys in the region with seven natural springs. Surrounded by four plateaus with breathtaking views of the High Atlas mountains in the horizon. You can learn how to make couscous from scratch there. (you can also buy/eat it here: it's well known as the region's best couscous.)
No marked restaurant, but if you ask at the association, you'll certainly find someone happy to open their home to you.

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>>131438239
>Moulay Idriss - holiest city in Morocco. It was here that Moulay Idriss I arrived in 789, bringing Islam and starting a new dynasty. Narrow streets that will feel similar to those familiar with the medinas of other Moroccan cities. Has the mausoleum of Idriss I, sacred destination open only to muslims. It is said that six pilgrimages there during the annual festival honouring the saint is equivalent to one Hajj trip to Mecca.
Also of note is the round minaret in another mosque, the only one in Morocco. Good town to reach the ancient Roman ruins of Volubilis, which are 5kms away.

>Volubilis: one of the main tourist sites to visit in Morocco. partly excavated Roman city with UNESCO World Heritage status, listed for being "an exceptionally well preserved example of a large Roman colonial town on the fringes of the Empire".
>houses found at Volubilis range from richly decorated mansions to simple two-room mud-brick structures used by the city's poorer inhabitants. The city's considerable wealth is attested by the elaborate design of the houses of the wealthy, some of which have large mosaics still intact.

This is pretty much it for a description of interesting places around the Atlas mountains. You'll be able to find better descriptions of Marrakesh, Meknes, and Fez online (imperial cities), since they are much larger beasts than anything described here.

Last thing, but not the least, is Saharan Morocco.
A vast desert region dividing Morocco and Algeria, it's hot, dry and often picturesque. This area is not to be confused with Moroccan Western Sahara.

>Merzouga - a village in the Sahara Desert in Morocco, on the edge of Erg Chebbi, a 50-km long and 5-km wide set of sand dunes that reach up to 350 m. Most visitors come here to take a camel safari into the dunes, and to get a taste of remote (tourism-influenced) Berber life.
The local population is generally welcoming and friendly.

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>>131438239
>Camel safari guide
After taking you into the village to buy a proper head scarf to protect you from the sun, you'll be thrown on a camel and lead off into the desert. Meals, water, tents, etc should all be taken care of by your leader, but naturally you'd want to confirm this when you do your negotiations beforehand and make sure you're very specific, and ask lots of questions.
Speaking of negotiations, do your research before coming (ask other travelers in Marrakech, etc., for recommendations and for what they paid), and be prepared to bargain very hard... the industry here is smooth and deceivingly vicious.

On the first night, most groups end up at a pre-setup camp circle at the base of some large dunes, where the various tour operators have their Berber tents set up. Dinner will be cooked here, perhaps some music played, and you can frolic on the sand dunes under zillions of stars.
If you're only on a 1-day trip, then you'll wake early, have some tea/breakfast, and head back before it gets hot. Others will hang out during the day, beating the heat in the tents all day, and either spend another night here or venture further out beyond the dunes and stay with a berber family, where you'll then set out to return early on the third morning.

A few operators have their own private camps that will offer a more remote experience, ask around if this is what you seek. This provides a more intimate setting with fewer people and noise where you can relax and enjoy the stars. Cost a little bit more but worth it. Also check to see if showers are included after the camel trek.

>>131438285
Thanks a lot, I'm glad you can get real info here sometimes instead of a default "fuck off we're full we don't want you if you're not white" type of shit.

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>>131438239
>Ouarzazate - a relatively small (60k inhabitants) and calm town, although the largest city in Saharan Morocco. You can see the Ait Benhaddou, one of the best preserved kasbahs in Morocco (UNESCO world heritage site), where a fuckload of movies are shot. You don't need a guide, but locals will follow you pretending to help and at the end will ask for money.
You can also have a half-day trip to the Oasis de Fint, a small paradise of vegetation in the midst of the dry hills surrounding Ouazarzate.
Be sure to go to the valley of Dadès too. The views are spectacular and you have a great chance to meet shepherds (often young girls) with their herd. In the area are many Kasbah's, some inhabited, some abandoned.

Ouarzazate is a great way to get to
>M'Hamid - a small village in Zagora region of Morocco. one of the two places in Morocco where Sahara begins, gets fewer visitors than Merzouga and is arguably more "authentic". 5 hours from Ouarzazate. There are many outlets in the village organizing trips, less touristic than Merzouga so way less likely to rip you off.

>Zagora - small town, maybe 5 km long and 1 km wide at the widest point. There are pleasant walks along the river and in the irrigated areas around. The Zagora «Palmeraie» is the 2nd largest palm grove in the world. Interesting, although a bit isolated.

Anyway, this is a summary of the most interesting things to do in Morocco. Have a nice trip.

>>131426009
Morocco

>>131426009
Kenya and Uganda are pretty safe right now, went there a few years ago.

>>131426009
Can I pick the canery islands? Actually quite lovely there.

>>131426009
The white parts.

>>131426009
Detroit?

>>131426009
Iceland, probably

Madagascar would be most interesting I think.

Mauritius without a doubt

Morroco anon, is a trip over there worth it?
How are the women?

>>131438570
are you a tour guide?

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>>131438285
>>131438343
>>131438428
>>131438570
>>131438605
>>131438730
Saved

Thanks a lot, anon.

>>131437481
>congo
>safe

>>131426259
underrated

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Rhodesia

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>>131426009
nigger niger whatever

I have a mate who won't shut up about the white genocide in South Africa, so probably not a good idea to go there except on a short holiday to a white area.

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>>131427110
S. Korea, Japan, and Taiwan are pretty comfy desu. China hasn't had the Western influence they have, and only recently bent somewhat to Western influence. Same with southeast Asia. They'll get there.

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>>131439151
No, I just actually visited my country, also info in there is from relatives as well

>>131439149
>is a trip over there worth it?
Entirely. Morocco has some incredible variety of landscapes and super hospitable people.

>How are the women?
Depends, honestly. Morocco is still a muslim country (liberal compared to others, but that's still conservative compared to western countries) and there isn't much of a nightlife outside of the big cities, with Marrakesh being the best city if you want to get some women.
In general, Moroccan girls are underwhelming/not very pretty on average, but when they're good-looking, they're VERY good-looking. Liberal/higher-middle class women are also much better on average.
Bars/nightclubs in Marrakesh/Casablanca/Rabat or dating apps in every big Moroccan city is your best bet for that.

>>131437342
timestamp please

>>131439876
Oh, one more question, what are the absolute foods/drinks I should try in Morocco?

>>131439876
Moroccobro, how do you convince a virgin Moroccan girl to have vaginal sex when she only wants anal to "stay virgin"? Asking for a friend.

>>131427617
Not an argument

Somalia
I hear they have an awesome navy

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>>131426259
SPBP

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>>131440147
Oh, I have another pasta for that.

>Couscous
is the national dish (pic 1), traditionally eaten every Friday. It's basically semolina with a beef stew on top. Lots of different styles (chicken apart from beef, every family having its own variation on vegetable choice, etc).

>tajine
which is a general term used for meat dishes, although tajine also designates the clay pot in which it's cooked (pic 2).
Most well-known (and a favorite of mine) is lamb tajine with prunes. Moroccan lamb generally has a lot less fat than European lamb.

>pastilla
is a meat pie made with very thin and cracking layers of dough (pic 3), with a mix of almonds and pigeon inside. Well, nowadays, it's also common to see it with chicken (or seafood) inside, but it's traditionally prepared with pigeon. Not cheap, but honestly delicious.

Coming back to meat dishes, if you ever go to Marrakesh, try out Tangia. It's meat cooked inside a special clay pot for up to 7 or 8 hours at a time inside a traditional hammam fireplace. Traditionally only cooked by men.

Other than main dishes, when it comes to soup, there's
>harira
Well, I can't really describe it, because each family's harira is unique, really, but it's generally thick soup with lentils, chickpeas, spices, tomatoes, and from then on, it's whatever you want (pic 4).
Harira is mostly served during ramadan in order to open the fast-breaking meal, and is served with a fuckload of things on the side like eggs, dates, dried fruits, traditional sweets, etc.

There's also bissara, which is a bean soup, generally eaten during winter. It's also a dish in Egyptian cuisine, apparently.

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>>131440147
Morocco has over 3000km of coastline, so we have a fuckload of fish. You can find pretty much everything fresh in markets, including but not limited to sardines (we're the world's #1 exporter), sole, swordfish, tuna, tarbot, mackerel, shrimp, congre eel, skate, red snapper, spider crab, lobster and a variety of mollusks.

You'll often find small restaurants near the markets that you can bring fish you just bought to and get it cleaned + cooked.

Finally, sweets and snacks... yeah, we have loads of those.

Those things at the center are msemen, also called moroccan crepes. Kind of thick but excellent... hard to express the texture, honestly.
Then, there's baghrir, the thing with a lot of holes on the left. They're also sometimes called moroccan crepes abroad, and are generally heated in a pan filled with honey + butter so they're literally oozing with those. A real delicacy.
Afterwards, there's the various moroccan dry sweets, which are generally made with almond (prevalent ingredient in Moroccan cuisine), can be seen at the top left. Speaking of almonds, the little bowl to the right of msemen contains something called amlou, which is almond paste with a fuckload of other nuts added and grounded, and it's pretty fucking delicious.

I think I went through all of the essentials of Moroccan cuisine.

>>131440850
>You'll often find small restaurants near the markets that you can bring fish you just bought to and get it cleaned + cooked.

Aww yiss, I live near the sea and people do this too and its delicious.

Kind of irrelevant, but I live in more or less the same latitude and experience similar climate (from cold mountains to hot desert and coastlines) so in that regard I'll feel like home.

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>>131440153
>how do you convince a virgin Moroccan girl to have vaginal sex when she only wants anal to "stay virgin"
Dunno what to tell you, honestly. Virginity is still a really big thing here, so I doubt any girl would actually give it up before marriage if she intends to keep it.

Sorry senpai, you'll have to go for the poophole loophole.

>>131428798
No just the brits

>>131426009
Ghana isn't bad

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>>131441212

>>131441594
>By a vote of 11 to 0—with four abstentions—the council declared an international embargo on 90% of Rhodesia's exports, forbade the U.N.'s 122-member nations to sell oil, arms, motor vehicles or airplanes to the African nation.
Brits asked for it, the whole world followed it.

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>This is what the Blacks wish Africa was like

>>131426009

This cunt cycled from Capetown to Cairo and lived to tell the tale. Africa can't be that bad. Probably more chance of getting dindu'd if he cycled coast to coast in the US

>From my bicycle, I can confirm that in all the strange places, towns and people I have encountered in Africa – not everybody wants to kill or eat me. It was disappointing to learn “I‘m just not that important“ but then also good to find out first hand, there is no difference in the people here to the rest of the world, they have priorities too and one of them is to mind their own business. How wrong I was to ever consider Africa is dangerous and especially that African people are dangerous or different to where I come from. It took this trip to see it properly in black and white, we are all the same people, same emotions, same needs, same ideas.

http://www.nohangingaround.com/cycle-across-africa/

Namibia

There's white people

>>131427024
>>I seem to recall places like Cape Verde, Seychelles, São Tomé and Príncipe, Comoros, and Mauritius have a better standard of living then the rest of africa
>>I wonder why.

Because they are boring. No one is ever killed there.

>>131428798
>>The western world destroyed Rhodesia, not the niggers alone, you fucking retard.
Horseshit. Rhodesia was destroyed by bleeding heart liberals who fell for the "poor african" routine. Mugabe is a pig who should have been slow roasted ages ago.