wtf Jesus??

Rom 14:17
for the kingdom of God is not eating and drinking, but righteousness and peace and joy in the Holy Spirit.

>>131424496
Existence of kiwis like you is proof God doesn't exist. If he did there's no way he'd suffer us your faggotry.

>>131424496
>hey guys, there are some edible veggies far away
>too bad you'll get there in 1,5k years lol

>>131424496
I don't understand your thread. You're angry because God didn't tell you about chocolate and potatoes? Sorry man but God's not going to just drop out of the sky and tell you the cure for cancer either. Silly OP

>>131426752
Why though?
Will it ruin the adventure?
God is starting to sound more like a game developer.

>>131424496
>>131426949
Christ used references to local fauna to help
make his message understandable to the Israelites

>>131426949
Not know what might happen is part of the fun! You big dork!

>>131424496
>he fell for the nightshade jew

>>131426949
>God goes through the trouble of creating cancer.
>God tells you the cure for it, thus nullifying its existence.

Wouldn't make sense.

>>131424496
Why did God make the stars in such a away that starlight from them was already halfway to Earth if he only made the universe 5000 years ago

If there us a creator it sure as fuck isn't the Christian God. Heaven is literally 1/5th the size of the United States. Just goes to show those dumb desert kikes who wrote it didn't really have a good sense of scale or know anything about the greater universe, hence why science became the "enemy" to so many christfags. Facts have left them so BTFO you now see some dumb /pol/acks here posting that evolution is a hoax (even though we've literally seen it happen) or that the Earth is really flat.

>>131424680
Oh, well if you put it like that then its clear that our constant eating is nothing more than us being lead astray by the devil.
We need to end this gluttonous habit of "food" and from now on devote all of our time to scripture and soul winning until the day we drop dead from exhaustion for then we will finally be embraced into the kingdom of righteousness and peace and joy!

>>131427834
A lot of what you said just isn't true. Plus, we really don't know the age of the universe.

>>131424496
>chocolate
>crop
You do not belong to the academia, kiwi

>>131428575
It is a cash crop though

>>131424496
So what do you think the Bible should have listed every kind of food in order to be true?

sage

>>131424680
So like that lady who wanted to gain her nutrients from the sun and that couple who survived off the universe's vibes?

>>131424496
reminder that god approves of smoking drinking and drugs as long as you have them under control

Jesus called the crowd to Him and said, “Listen and understand. 11A man is not defiled by what enters his mouth, but” by what comes out of it.