I wish I was black

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I must admit the BET Awards made me want to become black. It seems freeing, you can be as Christian as you want and people encourage you. In white society, you can't thank Jesus for anything or people cringe to the point of nausea, in black society people openly thank Jesus and get cheered, you could in theory even thank Allah and black people are the only race where its remotely social acceptable to thank any deity.

You can sing, dance, play sports, be a comedian which is encouraged. Sometimes it feels like in white society that being good humored and funny is looked down upon. What, are you a clown? Are you weak?

Meanwhile, black people are embarrassingly funny and willing to crack a joke. Stereotypically, look at DaymDrops on Youtube for an example of this. Or Jaime Foxx.

Like, even our white comics are really bitter and cynical people, Maher, John Current Year, Bill Hicks, Bill Burr, Louie CK, Clobert, Corolla all these guys are just angry. Angry at everything and willing to bitch over even the smallest societal problem. Even our female comics are mean rude bitches and if white women are pretty you can forget talking to them. A pretty black girl would be somewhat happy to be talked too at least maybe she would tell you to fuck off but maybe there is that chance. Pretty white girl isn't even giving you eye contact unless you flash 400 dollars.

Blacks seem to love life more, they would love nothing more than to eat an entire KFC bucket and watermelon than wash it down with sweet tea, they will have a happy smile on their dumb face the whole time.

OTOH I know its harder because you are more violent and get in more crimes statistically. Also people don't trust you especially in packs, nor should they. Blacks die earlier too and go to prison more.

Would you like to be black? I would.