YAAASSS SLAYYYY

No that's just a high maintenance bitch. Shes ugly too.
Find a girl who just puts some eye liner and shes done.

>>131407711
>Is the modern woman a mistake, /pol/?

lurk more

>>131407711
is she standing on the pelt of polar bear?

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>>131407711
No, you stupid robot. Get back to /r9k/.

>>131407711
honestly, chicks that look like the left pic get me hard. It's the homely look thing.

>>131407711
even when she goes super try hard she's still ugly

>>131407711

Guy with gf here.

I'm totally fine with a girl looking dumpy and hanging watching tv with me all day. Sorry sweetie, guess I win.

>>131407711
She looks better on the left. If I saw right one in a bar I would assume she's a cheap escort.

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>>131407711
Lads, when you kiss someone with makeup on can you taste it?

>>131407711
I'd rattle the bird on the left if it meant I didn't have to open my wallet

>>131407711
>tattoo
>non-white
First, I call the cops and tell them someone broke into my house.

>>131408393
Lipstick is the worst mate

>>131408393
Yes

>>131407711
she looks like a cheap whore in both pictures.
Why do women think this poor rap video shit is attractive?

>>131407711
>oh you like it when I dress up now? That's a problem and it's your fault

Not even feminists will defend this shitty logic because half of them will argue that women should dress up for their own benefit because men can fuck off, the other half will argue that women shouldn't dress up because men can fuck off

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>>131408393
You've never kissed a girl with makeup on?

>>131407711
UM, SWEETIEEEEEEEEE

>>131407711
>Tattoo

>>131407947
Amen to this

>>131407711
she looks like a heroin addict on the left and a hooker/clown hybrid on the right. And she's doing some weird thing with her mouth on the right that looks like she's having a stroke.

>>131407711
Why do spics like Hot Cheetohs so much?

>>131408393
The worst is when it gets on your lips and you only find out later because they don't tell you.

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>>131408393

Yup. And lipstick gets on you as well.

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>>131407711
And the only reason the cunt's dressing up like that is to attract new potential mates. Sounds like a good deal.

>>131407947
Seconded, such a nice thing to have

>>131408698
That's because she never actually dresses up no matter what her guy does for her. She has no idea what to do. She has no idea how to make people around her happy. She's just making a shit appeal to female empowerment for a few shallow FB likes, like ALL women do.

I'd still fuck the one on the left. In fact the one on the right is a little too "plasticy" if you ask me.

>>131407711
The modern woman is the result of the requirement to have dual incomes in a household to be able to afford to raise a child. It is pushed because of the greater revenue in human tax farming and so children have to spend most of their childhood in (((public education.)))

>>131407711
Meh. I prefer the left to the clown on the right. High maintenance women who wear lots of makeup tend to be shitty lovers since all their energy is focused on maintaining that fake veneer of instagram "beauty".

>>131407947
I don't really like eyeliner on women for some reason. Feels less trust worthy

>>131408204
>reddit spacing
>"guy with gf here"????
>watches televised jew
>custom flag

I want to beat you to death and rape your corpse reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kys fag kys

>>131407711
It's pictures like this make make me empathize with the muzzies. This bitch needs to be beaten for her insolence and then covered up with a hijab and then her cunt smashed by some angry alpha male.

Why would I waste my time and money for a date with a trashwhore with a tattoo?

>>131407711
>Have an Ex that tries to pull this argument.
>Start laughing at her and tell her id fuck her in a garbage can and so would any other man.
>She gets mad.
>Tell her men throw away their married lives to fuck some passed out bitch with puke on her behind a dumpster.
>She gets more mad.
>Her brother's marriage crumbles cause he did nearly the exact same thing, fuck some skank who let him.

>>131407711
That's just a slob who pretends that everyone is like her so she can feel better about herself.

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>>131408095
this, also I want everyone to be comfy in general, the world would be a better place if everyone was comfy all the time

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>>131408829
It gets on my asshole if you know what I mean

>>131407711
She kidding? Right? Mens do the same things.

>>131407711
I don't actually see a problem here

>>131407711
>tattoos

>>131409415
the HWNDU threads were comfy af.

>>131407711
I'm okay with the left. What's the post even about? Women don't wear street wear at home? Who even make such lunatic suggestions?

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>>131408393
>fuck around with a girl with that sparkly shit on her face
>fucking face, body, and sheets are covered in sparkles the next morning

>>131408204
thats fine when youre young, once she starts wearing that shit in public in your 40.....

>>131409601
stop fucking strippers mate

>>131409415
I agree :^]

the cosmetics industry has to burn

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>>131409578
I know mate, I miss them too, but we broke Shia, that Finn making fun of him was the last straw, what's he doing now anyway?

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>>131407711
both of those pictures look disgusting as fuck.

>>131407711
I want a girl on the left to cuddle with anyway. White classy one, of course, not this degenerate trash

>>131407947
>Find a girl who just puts some eye liner and shes done.

the most ridiculous i ever read on this website in 14 years tbqhfam stay with your pillow

>put on clothes
>put on make up
>brush hair
>done
Why do women even consider this to be a hard job that they complain so much about it?

>>131408095
Aye, best thing is when they start farting in your company and not giving a fuck about being "girly"

>>131407711
Do the shitty roots come free or do I need to pay for that too?

>>131408519
H-haha, yes just never one with make up, it's not like I am a kv or something like that, haha...

>>131409778
This

Make women work for beauty again

None of this plastic surgery make up bullshit

Welcome to the free market bitch. If you can't look moderately presentable a reasonable amount of time and another woman will, you will be sold, she will be bought and no ring is going on your finger ever, period. This free market judgment holds true for guys already. Not quite though since the exchange from Men to Women is atrociously in favor of Women. It's closer to a rigged market in favor of Women. But this dysfunctional thinking by women and society is a result of our transition into a quasi-socialist nation. Everyone thinks they're owed something and no one has any competitive drive. Competition and the best and brightest ending up approximately where they should be has been completely sabotaged in the name of diversity and acceptance. As a society we're figuratively in a giant bubble. We have culturally subsidized the beliefs and behaviors of absolute fucking mental cases. There is no accountability for this sort of shit so they just keep dialing the insanity up higher. The more they dial it up, the more we call them brave and heroic and bid them up even higher and it just continues on. This is why MGOTW to me is acceptable. I won't participate in that because I can keep a bitch in line, but if you can't, leave the market and remove one "buyer at any cost" until you develop the personal integrity to be able to stand up for yourself and rein this sort of behavior in. If you're even remotely a catch and a woman tries to pull this "FUCK U WHITE MAN!" you look at her without reacting and say "why don't you get out of my apartment." And she knows if she leaves, you have 15 other options, so she quiets down, hops in the shower, puts on some make up, and blows you. This is how it is supposed to work. The woman is free to behave however she wants and the man is free to react within the confines of the law. This type of shit would never even be as prevalent as it is though if we weren't subsidizing it as a culture.

>>131410103
True.

For me, I always liked tomboys, they were cute af. All of them eventually turn into lesbians or girly-girls, though. :/

>>131407711
My girlfriend has make up on around me all the time and wears nice outfits too.

>>131407711

>implying that whole post wasn't engineered specifically to show off photo 2.
>implying females aren't always seeking new methods of self photo delivery without seeming too unoriginal

It's all planned.

>>131410034
A woman will complain about anything

>>131408519
get this: i never even held hands with a girl. i'm not even some fat loser, i have a decent job

>>131407711
Was looking like a prostitute part of her plan?

>>131407711
>tattoo on chest

the most disgusting thing after pierced nipples.

>>131408519
why would I put on makeup to kiss a girl?

>>131410359
she's on the lookout for somebody better, than.

>>131407711
Is that even a question for you still?!

If the woman is ugly without makeup, she is an ugly woman

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>>131407711
>girlfriend will still shower and dress herself even if we'll be inside all day studying

>>131410034
it takes about an hour everytime they do it
also heels kill their feet

>>131407711
>Im ugly so are all girls.

Nigger.

>>131407711
The fuck kind of name is Jozlan

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>>131408519
h-haha ofc I have

If you cannot go from wake-up to ready in under 45 minutes, you're too high maintenance.

Men included.
Shit, shower, shave, (((makeup))), dress, hair, done.

Each should take about 5-10 minutes.

>>131408393
Yes
and it lead to cancer as well.
You basically eat tons of chemical every time you kiss a girl with makeup.

>>131407711
>>131408095
dear god this website has gone seriously down hill...

>>131410713
retarded parents didn't know how to spell Jocelyn.

>>131410359
This >>131410575
>>131410337
Not saying I want tomboys but they dont need to be girly girls in the home

>>131410014

but my gf does that

>>131407711
>shallow vapid bitch #2,548,536,986

>>131407711
eh. im not looking fit and on point when im lounging around at home either. so i got no right to complain

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>>131407711
Da fuck bitch... I pay you NOT to have any cloths on.
No get naked and "love me long time"

>>131410103

burping and farting in front of your partner is true love

>>131410854
suck my dick faggot, I like what I like.

>>131410896
never said you did mate, just stating an opinion on something I enjoy. But I get you, though.

>>131407711
one on the left looks better

>>131407711
This is shit /pol/ gets mad at. She is damn right, that is the game, whether she is your whore or GF, you don't get the right for free. Same goes for guys, don't let women see your good side unless they pay into you. Its all about self-respect and taking care of your image.

>>131410433
Maybe you should pay for a cheap escort to go on some dates with you to desensitize yourself to being around women and touching them. It really is overrated especially when you learn that 99% of the date and her mood is dictated by your actions.

>>131411095
Fair enough moite
>>131411075
Indeed it is my fellow leaf

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>>131407711
>YAAASSS SLAYYYY

This is the most annoying self-aggrandizing bullshit ever "created" in the last 20 years, and is exactly the kind of shit that has fucking doomed humanity to an agonizing slowdeath..

>>131407711
Where do mudcolored mutts like this get the idea they they're valued?

>>131407711
probaly still has makeup in left pic

Most white women look good even without make-up.

>>131407947
I can second this motion, find a girl who only needs eye makeup, and doesn't even really need that, and she'll be a keeper.

>>131407711
that carpet is a fire hazard

>>131411535
>she is a gold digging cheating whore, but as long as she only uses eye liner everything is gucci

>>131407711
I'd bang the version of her on the left. The right picture looks like a tranny.

>>131408095
It is easy just to pull her sweat pants down and grab her by the pussy

>>131407947
I can understand some women who do not have nice features putting on some makeup to accentuate.
BUT the caked-on full-face shit is gross and expensive, and guys should not be required to pay for bitches who think they're God's gift to the planet.
Women have a duty to maintain their looks and/or usefulness to a male's desire (within reason) if he is providing for her.

>>131411222
There are plenty of dateless women in teh world, you can find those and not pay jack shit, get experience, and they will literally pay you for just your presence (and some are even worth fucking, beware of clingers tho). This "men should pay for everything" is modernly a lie perpatrated by shags that think they're everybodys' "quaaaines" or wtf ever..

>>131407947
My gf never wears makeup and has great skin. I find her lovely. The upside is that most of the time she does puto on makeup it's just some eyeliner and lip gloss. Proper full face makeup is only for date nights or events. She still looks lovely either way and doesn't need the cosmetic jew to look good. Top tier woman.

>>131407711

>Tattoo
Into the trash she goes.

>>131408052
My fellow burger asking the real questions here

>>131408393
No, unless they have a shit ton like on their upper lip or something? And it'd have to be powder, not liquid makeup.

>>131410433
The right woman will want that. Don't lose faith desu

>>131407711
Is she implying she's less ugly in the right picture? She's more ugly in that picture.

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>>131411814
>Into the trash she goes.

No... pump and dump.
Never waste flesh when it can satiate your desires

>>131408393
Usually only when you kiss their neck/cheeks, at least in my experience

>>131411725
yup

>>131407711
>filipino mut thinks she lays golden shits or something

Really, when did femoshits and future welfare queens start using logic reverse engineered from 1950s patriarchy?

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>mfw I finally realized women are not special and are the same as men just with a different set of genitals

Feels good not putting them on a pedestal

>>131408393
Tastes like a bag of sand. :/

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>>131407711
Yes, but it will be corrected

>>131407711
She looks alright on the left and like a thrashy prostitute on the right.

>>131412108
Here is what ya do when you find one of these retards:

>get ho to waste so much time/$$ get all done up for fancy dinner
>show up casually dressed, she's a complete hypocrite if she says YOU were suppose to get dappered down
>order expensive meal/drinks
>make no mention of who is getting check, if she does just shrug and say who do ya think? (of course she'll say you, don't confirm or deny)
>before finishing your full entree excuse yourself to the bathroom
>walk right the fuck out of there, tell any staff you see otw out that she's ready for the check
>free meal AND a dumb bitch gets put in her place

>>131411375
What does it mean and where does it come from? I don't get it, all I know it's being used by faggots.

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>>131407711
I'll just buy enough rum to make left side ok.

>>131408393
Lip gloss is gross. Sometimes its flavoured.Also the make up they put on their face smells and gets everywhere.

>>131407711
I aint paying for shit

she looks hotter in the pic on the left anyways

When will this Great Value Kardashian trend be over?

>>131413080

This.

>>131413360
It already is, this kind of quarter-assed attempt at social media engineering only exists to mock, anymore.

>>131407711
Pretty sure saw this bitch on backpage...

>>131407711
>paying for a mestizo

>>131413296
Yeah that's what I thought too. She looks like a weirdo fucked up life-size realdoll sex toy in the right pic

>>131407711
Not as much a mistake as me.

>>131411796
>she does puto on makeup
lol nice autocorrect there, Uruguay.

>>131408393

Depends on the type and amount. But its a thing yes.

Left is hotter but tattoos are for homos and degenrates

>>131407711
Fucking degenerate skank tattoo above her left titty. Titties are beautiful, way to trash it up with ink, dumb whore.

>>131412680
underrated

>>131413101
Modernly:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yaass

It has been generally appropriated by trashy nth wave libtard women, who can't figure out why they are undateable whores, to make themselves feel like they are all part of some giant homogeneous in-the-know clic, when really it's like fucking nails on a chalkboard to literally everybody else.

>>131407711
yeah nah. if im fucking paying, im getting myself a done up hooker that looks like the right 24/7

>>131407711
IS that a fucking furmark benchmark coming out of her bag?

>>131408393
Depends. Some girls put on a layer of dust to hide their acne (the stuff they cake their faces with is making the acne more severe btw) Giving such a girl a kiss on the cheek is like kissing a dusty floor.

tl;dr dont kiss them on the cheeks, just grab 'em in the pussy

>>131408393
I don't know anon. What I do know is that feel. :(

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>>131407947
>girl
Sorry anon, I'm not gay.

>>131407711
>BAWWW I WANT TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES!!!
>WHY WASN'T I BORN IN THE 50'S!!!
>WHY CAN'T WHITE WOMEN BE LOYAL TO MEEEE
>w-wait, I'm expected to take her out and pay for d-dates? REEEEEE

>>131407711
Idiot woman doesn't even know that men don't care a bit about most of this stuff and she is doing it to show off to other women.
If it was about what men think, then the fat and old women would not bother because it does not make them attractive anyway.

>>131415688
london pls

Bitch

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>Jozlan

>Wearing a dress takes effort.

Top lol. Her makeup is pointless.

>>131414860
At least the hooker can actually understand that what she's putting into looking like a whore is seed money.

>>131410508
Pierced nipples are where you attach the leash

>>131413999
Jeje thanks tacobro

>>131412680
This
Can confirm

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>>131407711
Women don't usually put in all that effort to look good for men. We don't actually care that much, as long as she's washed not grossly obese, and has at least a tolerable personality we'll accept her.

The makeup, the hair, the clothes, all that shit is almost entirely to compete with other women. Not even competing for a man just competing for no reason whatsoever just because they can't coexist with each other without trying to one-up the other girls in every conceivable category every day.

Do not accept this idea that beauty standards and such come from men. They don't, they never did.

>>131407711
I'd demand a refund if I brought home the girl on the right and then found out her tits were entirely the result of cutlets inside that dress.

>>131409634
I have a strict personal rule: Never go out in public looking like you've given up on life.

If I go out, I'm at least wearing something with a semblance of dignity and not my fucking pajamas.

>>131407711

Both are caked, both are skanks.

>>131409601
Stop associating with nigresses
t. associated with nigresses

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>>131408459
Copped

>>131410310
This mostly

>>131407711
Why do they type like a nigger talks?

>>131407711
Pay for what? Her combing her hair?

Some tattoos look like a skin infection slowly spreading.

>>131407711
Looks like a girl on the left, looks like a literal fucking tranny on the right. Why do women do this to themselves?

Ive never really tasted it, but I used to date this right chav who plastered it on so thick that I would have the powder caked around my mouth after a few hours making out with her and had to scrub it off with a face cloth afterwards.
It was like having that shit you wash out of your eyes in the morning all over my lips, but peachy coloured and slightly sparkly.

Terrible, not even once

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>>131408393
I wouldn't know. The only feel i have ever felt is war.