>Land of the free

>>131406392
>.au

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>>131406392
wot

>>131406392
I can still jog with scissors in my hands, right?

>>131406392

What if their shitposters wore helmets too?

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>>131406392

Why don't you show your flag?

>>131406392
>.au
Go figure a leaf would be braindead
Also nice flag

>>131406392
guaranteed someone's idiot kid tripped and hit their head and the parent happened to be able to exert some power so that rule got put up. I doubt any security there would give a shit to enforce it.

>police officer isnt wearing a helmet
>sees someone jogging with no helmet
>can't chase after him

Home of the gay.

Australia nigger

>>131406757
its fake

>Be a good goy and log your jog

>>131406392
>Tell the government when you're leaving your home and for how long
>And don't forget to wear your retard helmet, or else.

Why helmets? Are the prison islanders so often tripping while running and breaking their skulls?

If they stop you for joggin without anything on your noggin just tell them you were skipping not jogging. When they say it didn't look like you were skipping ask them if its common practice to make fun of the differently abled.

Be as loud as possible about it.

>>131406805
Kek

I AM NOT JOGGING OFFICER I AM TRAVELING

It's fake you fucks. We're not this bad.

>>131406392
>daily reminder that .gov is the United States goverment for everyone in the world
This makes me feel better than it should

>>131406392
>>131406757
It was someone shitposting irl
Council took it down later

>>131406570

you can jog with a gun drawn

Shitposting aside, that's blatantly in Australia.

>>131406392
What a pompous looking idiot.

I got fined cause I was drinking out of my take away coffee cup while taking my morning walk. Two fines actually; Drinking while walking (DWW) and use of non-reusable food/drink containers

>>131406877
God damn do I love playing the liberal game with liberals.

What a surprise, the commie lies.

https://m.themorningbulletin.com.au/news/no-helmet-no-run-sign-creates-confusion/3136914/

>>131406392
>Australia
?

>>131406805
Police dont have to follow the law baka, why do you think they can run red lights and shoot niggers?

>>131407199
>"It's kinda like the boy who cried wolf, or something. The rules have gotten so crazy I can no longer tell what is even real?!

Australia, fix yourselves. You're more of a nanny state than the UK.

>>131406392
>Bondi Beach
>Beach in New South Wales, Australia
Fix your flag, Aussie.

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>>131407121
>mfw

>>131407199
Yeah, it's fake. From the article apparently these aren't...

>Here's a few of Australia's weirdest laws that are fact, not fiction:

>1. It's illegal to be in possession of more than 50kg of potatoes in Western Australia.

>2. It's illegal to offer a reward, no questions asked, for the return of stolen property.

>3. It's against the law to disrupt a wedding and/or funeral.

>4. It's illegal to hurt a homing pigeon.

>>131407870
All of these make sense except for the potato one, which would be reasonable if they rely on potatos to survive in western straya somehow.
>Illegal to offer reward, no questions asked, for return of stolen property
No questions asked means you don't care about the legality of how it is done, roping another person into committing crimes for you. Presumably
>Illegal to disrupt a wedding and/or funeral
Samaritan laws exist everywhere
>Illegal to hurt a homing pigeon
Illegal to hurt service dogs and horses the same way. Someone out west killing a courier horse when we were setting up the postal service would end up with that person lynched and the town saying a-okay.

>>131406392
>log your jog online

what

the

fuck

>>131406392
lel, seriously?

how long till every has to wear one at all times and a high vis bubblewrap?

>>131406805
I kekkled

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>>131406392
>logyourjog.gov.au

It's fucking fake you dumb nigger faggots

>>131406895
LOL

>>131411849
wat?

>>131412155
Um no sweetie

>>131406392
That's 'straya, cunt.

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>log
>ya
>jog
>CUNT

>>131406392
You seriously can't afford a helmet?

>>131406392
Reveal your true flag, coward so we can make fun of it

>>131406392
I kind of get the tripping and slippery surfaces, but collisions? I dont think ive ever ran head first into someone while jogging.

why are anglos such cucks, aus get your own fucking flag already

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Put it on, we know what is best for the likes of you.