Brit/pol/ - HMS Queen Elizabeth edition

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Are Iz

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First for gas the tripfags

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>tfw are Lizzy will be viewable from my house sailing out into the Forth in a few hours

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>>131404209
nice boat

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Been away for a week, did I miss any decent banter or thread happenings lads?

>>131404209
A FUCKING RAMP

FREE BRITISH PENSIONS FOR ALL!!!!
THAT'LL SHOW 'EM WERE NOT RACIST.

>>131405166
Has Trudeau disarmed Canada yet

>>131405159
Not really, just tripcancer multiplying like cancer tends to.

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>Tory-DUP deal done
>Supreme Court allow Trump's Travel Ban
>Had a wank this morning
>Nice breeze coming through
>Sausage roll for dinner later

tidy day lads

>>131405159
Tripfags are still bad

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>>131405275
>>131405300
Oh.

Quick question: When do you consider the start date of this country to be? Personally I'd put it at the last invasion 1066.

>>131405272
Not yet. He will probably arm the mudshits first.

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Don't forget, lads. Don't reply to them, it only encourages them.

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Requesting dbz perfidious Anglo

>>131401914

I've spoken to pilots who say that there are clouds you can never fly through even in airliners because they will destroy the plane, they are so full of wind going in all directions and also hailstones the size of rocks whizzing up and down.

I imagine big boats must have to avoid serious storms too.

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>>131404948
threadly reminder that this faggot spent an hour writing a blog post and complained when no one would respond to it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mo-keK6CxM

>britcucks ITT will actually defend this

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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WATCH IT RUSSIA

Damn Ruskies spying and stalking our new ship recording it's accoustic signature

>>131405502
It's almost like people don't come to britpol to read dissertations

>>131405381
Quick question: why do you continue to post with a trip, even though it's obvious that it brings down the quality of discussion?

>>131405520
Different contexts t.b.h.

>>131405582

Delete this, it's just newness smoke

Daily reminder the Royal Navy has twice as many admirals as warships.

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>>131405600

Attention seeking

>>131405600
Loneliness
But that's no excuse

>>131405600
>brit/pol/
>quality discussion

>twitter shit
>foodposting
>ladposting
>feelsposting
>larping

What do you say to someone going to trial? Good luck?

>>131404941
is this as good as a british woman can hope to get?

The HMS YKTD

>>131405942
Adding one more piece of shit to our dungheap doesn't help

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>>131405942
>1pbtid

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>>131405600
Obviously for next-level-irony-shitpost-trolling. It's far too complicated and nuanced for average non-trip fags to ever comprehend.

>>131406068
neck yourself momentum shill

>>131405382
someone has to defend you

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>>131406068
I love it. Reminds me of being a little lad and sitting with my Dad and my Uncle while they listened to all this stuff whilst they played the Master System.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAvHjoLxxh8

Good days.

>>131406101
>3pbtid
>1 ladpost/happening post
>1 feelspost
>1 shitpost

hmm?

>>131405582
does it have a windmill on top of it for extra power?

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>>131406258
>2pbtid
>both moaning and whining into the void

hmm?

>>131406101
>Start of the thread

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>>131405989
Don't be silly now.

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Alri lads

>>131406366
>unironic yardie

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[GERMANS ARE SHITE]

>>131406215
Why weren't you at the City Arms? I was looking forward to meeting you and your father.

>>131405989
Portuguese women are goblins though

>>131406461
>Me
>A yardie
6/10 bait, made me recoil slightly and reply

>>131404209
If you use F35, why are you building a new carrier with a ramp?

>>131404209

Jesus, you're telling me a muslim country has an aircraft carrier now?!?

>>131406413

who dis

How many of you are students here? About to start my first year over again, was forced to drop out last november after my flatmates found out about my political views. Fucking nightmare.

>>131406618
>Hiding country flag

>>131404209
A

FUCKING

RAMP

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Hi hi

>>131404209
>enough energy to power 300 000 kettles
>anglo flag

checks out

>>131406675
don't go mouthing off then

>>131404209
Daily reminder that the ship was just a waste of money.

>>131405381
England? Either it's first unification or the signing of the Magna Carta, the starting point for Britain's best REAL value (that isn't diversity or multiculturalism), accountability from the top.
For the UK, I'd say probably 1603.

>Swedish prisoner released by Al Qaeda after 5 years

Kek, imagine if you were released after six years, and getting told "Oh, by the way, Donald Trump is president of the United States of America, and we're leaving the EU."

I'm seeing bare people with those fucking bee tatoos now. Like who the fuck would be proud of living in a shithole like Manchester? It's not even a city with a distinct culture, just a bunch other others mixed into a clusterfuck mess. It's the home of the captialist industrial machine creating greed anti community. It can get bombed to the ground for all I care.

ROLL UP ROLL UP

3 MONTHS WORK FOR A LIFETIME BRITISH PENSION

COME ONE, COME ALL

RENT PAID,TAX CREDITS, FREE BUS PASS!!

PLUS- YOU CAN BE THE BOSS.

>>131406968
tell me more

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>noel gallagher
>can make up with former 90s rival to make one shit song on a mediocre gorillaz album
>cant make up with his brother to sing in manchester for some dead children
>wall of glass was better than anything high flying birds ever released

Is Liam back in the game?

>>131406922
I think all that would fall by the wayside to more pressing thoughts in the realm of "thank fuck I'm not going to get bummed by pakis again"

(until he arrives back home in Malmo anyway)

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Labour voter

England getting cucked by Norn Iron heh what a timeline

>>131407021
NO QUEUE FOR YOU SUNSHINE

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>>131406675

Graduating at the end of the week.

>what views?


>>131406771

This desu

>>131406771
I didn't. I actually don't know for certain how they found out. The only realistic possibility is that they snuck in to my room at some point and looked at my browsing history.

found something for you lads

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RAF-WW2-Sir-Arthur-Bomber-HARRIS-Farnborough-1st-Day-Cover-Stamp-Signed-1986-/272690666083?hash=item3f7da15a63:g:lsQAAOSwrhBZKrSx

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>>131406550
That's strange, I asked you the same question and never got a response...

Funny, isn't it?

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>>131406651
Gemma Atkinson.

>>131405989
No you silly little brown person, British people are lovely, for example look at Hollywood and TV, some of the best of them, even going back decades, have British heritage.

>>131406675
Why would you care or even drop out because of your flatmates?

>>131407145
>what views?

NS. Association with National Action. Lots of /pol/ shit.

>>131404209
>overpriced piece of shit

Even African pirates can take over this thing.

>>131407309
They made my life hell, and news spread very quickly.

>>131406922
>Al Qaeda is still a thing
I thought all the real cool and trendy jihads were in ISIS now

>>131407203
I was there.

>>131407090
Good they're more British than we are

>>131406651
Gemma Atkinson, she's just a normal working class English girl. You shouldn't listen to the pakis on /pol/ who insult British women.

>>131406701

>proudly displaying flag of Britainistan

kek

>>131407215
Would rummage through her laundry basket for soiled panties, find the dirtiest pair and sniff them whilst tugging myself off before putting them back

I am a panty sniffer

>>131407391
Why didn't you tell the to fuck off or even smack them around a bit?

>>131406613
God knows.

The MoD has a knack of being quite daft sometimes.

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>guess where this is going tonight Susanna

What a horny bitch.

>DUP gets 1 billion and everything they want
The absolute state of england and the tory party
Somebody tell me it will be all OK

>>131407182
Signed by the artist though, not by the great man

Daily reminder the British

Invented the carrier ramp
Invented the angled flight deck
Invented the steam catapult
Created the first full-length flat deck carrier
Laid down the first purpose built aircraft carrier
Created the first carrier capable of launching and retrieving aircraft


Britain wins again

>>131407605
If we used that money here it would just pay to house more Pakis or create more diversity propaganda for the police to post on twitter

>>131407443
Cause you let all the foreigners in lad

>>131407406
Looking at the archive you were actually shitposting on here with someone who wasn't me.

It's hard to leave the house, isn't it?

>>131407499
Because it was 5 people living with me plus the rest of our block. Literally everyone knew. Was extremely uncomfortable. If I had tried anything violent or threatening it would be everyone's word against me and I'd be fucked.

I did try talking to them initially but they couldn't have given less of a fuck.

>>131407458
As an American woman, let's face it: BBC is better. Big British Cock can please me in ways your tiny, uncircumcised keratinised penis never can. Even your own mother who had you circumcised agrees uncircumcised is simply better

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>>131407352

Christ do you not realise 90% of the shite posted here is not serious with a handful of autistic keyboard warriors who couldn't order a pint without sweating out of their arsecrack?
I don't agree with your views or association, but you should have right to hold them as views. Just keep it between you and the ballot box, your degree is more important.

>>131406675
Unies are shit.
Also were was you studying?

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Um, sweetie...

>>131407793
tiny circumcised*

>>131407391
If you can't carry this stuff off by force of personality or by intimidation, you should leave it alone or at least keep it quiet.

>>131407767
I'm sure you could tell me you disgusting NEET.

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>>131407822
>/pol/ is satire meme

>>131407822
>couldn't order a pint without sweating out of their arsecrack
tfw

>>131407458
How do I know where you live without actually seeing your flag?

I thought there was no magic money tree lads, where did this £1 billion come from? It's almost as if paying £300 million to the EU is peanuts...

>>131407718
Maybe, just a shame our navy spends most of its time leaking rather than doing anything useful these days.

>>131406922
"I can't believe the Americans elected Bush for a third term"

>>131407499
>>131407784
In addition to this, I was more concerned with my own safety. I received quite a few subtle threats and was terrified about what could happen to me. For the 2-3 weeks this was going on I literally never left my room except in the early hours of the morning when nobody was around. It was hands down the most degrading and humiliating experience of my life.

>>131405976
Assume guilt and disown them

>>131408039
The master race right here, folks

Anyone from Nottingham here? Just moved to Leicester for work and need to get out for.... reasons. Is it any better?

>>131405276
Not making fun of you I swear. What's a sausage roll? Is it like a hotdog bun with sausage?

>>131407822
Like I said dude, I kept my views to myself. I don't have a clue how they found out, either someone must have fucked me over and doxxed me, or they went on my laptop at some point

>>131406618
So they can deploy actual planes instead of that harrier 2.0 rip off

>>131408142
It's shitty, disgusting fast food.

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Almost all of which would've been removed by the residents.

There was one Polish slag on Sky News yesterday saying she removed a fire door for her kitchen because it was 'getting in the way'.

>>131408131
less Pakis more blacks

>>131408142
Sausage in pastry

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>>131408142
Sausage meat in pastry

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>>131408195
How did they break it to you?

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>>131408142

>>131408272
Drug dealers replace fire doors with metal doors

>>131408249
Are you gay, lad?

>>131406675
Yep, I just call myself a conservative and leave it at that. Was absolutely fuming when I heard some other students talking about how 'cool Jez is' because 'it's pretty awesome to be friends with terrorists'.

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>>131406675
Were these your flat mates?

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>>131407914
I thought you knew me better than that friend.

Maybe take a trip through the archives again :3 Should probably learn how filenames and image hashes work first though sweety.

>>131408359
No, I'm not the one who likes big warm sausages in my mouth

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>>131407473
>panty
Yanks OUT

>>131408142
You may know it better as a Puff Dog

>>131408284
>>131408293
>>131408349
we call that a pig in a blanket

>>131407473
>not calling yourself a knicker licker

>>131404209
>diesel powered aircraft carrier
Even more shameful than the ramp.

>>131404209
Per the infographic, it had to built small enough to fit under a bridge?

>>131408492
A pig in a blanket is a sausage wrapped in bacon.

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>>131408492
You wot mate

>>131408463
Puff Dog is such a terrible name for what they even are, who the fuck came up with that.

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>>131408492
Pigs in blankets are very different to sausage rolls. They're sausages wrapped in bacon

>>131405381
Reuniting the Angle Kingdoms of Northumbria and Deria in 634 by King/St. Oswald.

>>131408551
and returning the panties when done, disgusting.

>>131408669
Some idiot on the east coast of the US

>>131408437

I'd sniff your panties too, even if they did have a set of bollocks in them

>>131408551

And yours too

Anne Marie Waters' UKIP leadership launch no longer at Rotherham football stadium, sounds like they might have been tipped off. Now at Dalton Parish Hall, bit shitty, 1pm Saturday. At least it's still technically in Rotherham.

>>131408669
Dumb fucking Yanks and their freedom fries.

>>131408683
i assume we call it that in general, because we're lazy.

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>>131407939

Fair, still would place a large stake on a bet that away from /pol/ many on here are far more compromising.
>>131408195


What I found at Uni is that, for the most part, political students live off outrage and indignation. They'll just resort to insults or 'no-platforming' anyone they don't want to argue with.

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>>131405582
>Not giving your new ride a first gear redline out of the showroom while studying the clocks like some latter day Fred Dibnah

>>131408808
And mine? Well I'm currently going commando but still

>>131408553
The shame is bad enough without you pointing it out.

>Can't believe I'm admitting this to a fucking yank. Atleast we actually turn up to fights on time.

AMERICANS OUT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uac1udAK8A

>>131408039
Sounds like you a bit of a pussy. Take no offence

>>131408808
I am a fat sweaty spotty neet with ibs, some of the body fluid on the pants would be liquid shit and pus, have fun with that

>>131408999
kek wills it

>>131408895
Yeah there's no doubt I (and many others) play up views on here because it's fun. In real life I would never say that all Jews are inherently evil because it's in their racial DNA. That doesn't dispute the fact that there are some bad Jews of course and I think it should be tackled.

>>131404209
What for faggots? Bomb trucks of peace?

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>>131409064
fine

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Should I ask her out lads?

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>>131408895
>>131408195


Forgot to add this part as an example


>Students arguing for unilateral nuclear disarmament in the UK

>I disagreed due to reasons

>Get called fascist and warmonger.

>>131404209
A FUCKING
R REALLY
A MAKES
M YOU
P THINK

>>131404209
dat nimitz

>>131409064
Strong digits, go now quick burgerbros!

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>>131409260
Mistress magpie? Of course you should

>>131409260
You should anon, why wouldn't you?

If it's all white it's alright

>>131408553
Diesel power at least doesn't....

No, you got me there. It's a fucking shame.

>>131409260
Yes don't be a gay. Shy lads get nowt Anon.

>>131409334
We need some vids NOW LADS. I want them NOW!!!

A
FUCKING
RAMP

>>131407793

Oh come on Nigel, don't give me that nonsense. My dick has a hood too. Think of what happens when the muslims inevitably take over your country because your beautiful uncircumcised penises are flaccid and haven't been finding their way into the vaginas of white wenches and what do they find? Oh a bright and shiny new aircraft carrier just for them! Thanks a lot. Your nation is lost but not all of us are yet, please don't arm your future conquerors any further.

>>131408999
I want to move to the UK so I am "trans"British since I'm in the process.

Try and be inclusive famalam

>>131408432
It's not gay if it's covered in pastry

>>131405942
still better than tripfags

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>>131405582
300,000 kettles , not making it nuclear. i swear the IQ drop isn't a myth anymore, people can barely open a packet of crisps let alone build space rockets or nuclear warships.
stick a big diesel in it and we can't work out how steam catapaults work so just build a ramp. fuck me

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>>131409260

Yes, even if she says no you'll grow from the experience

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>ski jump

>>131409499
Start by not using wog words like 'famalam'

>>131409428
Who is Nigel? Frankly American men couldn't please me like a big uncircumcised man does so I moved to Britain

congratz, ur new ramp carrier is still shitter than our old ones

>>131406675
kek loser

I've been openly socially conservative the whole way through uni
and been in quite a few arguments because of it

going into final year

Haven't been for years. Is Greggs still doing 4 Puff Dogs for a quid?

>>131409499
As long as you don't larp ViKANGZ N SHEEIT then you're welcome as long as you work also.

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>>131409412

>>131407081
why do i find these horse-faced british women so fuckable?

>>131409260
No,she'll laugh at you and tell all her friends and they'll laugh at you too, it'll ruin your life.

>>131409632
4 for £1? Used to be 6. What has this country become?

>>131409632
I wouldn't know. Got kicked out for being racist.

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>>131404209
le kek

>>131408131
Yes,Nottingham is a dump.some of the outer suburbs and the villages close by are really nice though.

>>131408342
Out of nowhere they asked me to come to the kitchen and surrounded me in there with 6 or so of their other friends.

>>131408412
My flatmates weren't very intimidating themselves. 3 girls, a possibly gay guy, and one normie white knight. It was some of the other people in the block that I was concerned about.

>>131409002
There's a difference between "being a pussy" and not being fucking stupid. If things would have escalated the absolute best case scenario for me is that I would've been expelled.

>>131409625
Nice one. Any good stories?

>>131409691
I'd say you're a low-key faggot mate

>>131409691
She's more than just horse faced mate.

>>131409691
Because no British bird finds an American accent attractive and you'd have to fuck chav grannies like that?

>>131409275
There's nothing wrong with fascism, nothing at all

>>131408039

I moved out of a student house recently due to political views. It's incredible just how brainwashed, delusional and just generally special needs left wing people are, especially women.

There was a legit gay living there who thought acting like a bitchy granny made him hard as nails, I totally called him out to his face and he had nothing to say all of a sudden. He thought he could pressure me the way women pressure each other and I just embarrased him in front of everyone.

One time of the girls there had some muslims try lure her into a dilapidated house nearby, yet she still just totally did a 180 when near other women and jumped on the poor refugee bandwagon. This other retarded glastonbury type girl was talking about going to the Calais jungle to help out and this girl was like 'ooh yeah, that would be really good!'

Lefties are true meme tier humans.

>>131409728
Did a wog serve you Anon?

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>>131407822
nothing wrong with a cheeky bit of fascism mate

>>131409816
this desu

>>131409733
In other news big uncircumcised British cock plows into American pussy.

>>131408895
look at how oppressive and patriarchal it looked back then

>>131409260
If you are prepared to take on more embarrassment and shame, to add to your baggage
go for it

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Despite this being an anonymous board that prides itself on this fact - there are people amongst us who believe themselves to be particularly special and above all others here. They believe that their posts and opinions are more highly valued and more important than the contributions of others - these people are known as tripfags.

They are a rotten pustulent cancer that has destroyed this board - along with their allies: The Karenposters and the miscellaneous food item posters - they have worked tirelessly to derail all forms of rational discussion in favour of their rampant egomania. Their almost unquenchable narcissism has derailed countless discussion and caused a great rift between the formerly united posters of Brit/pol/.
The Tripcunt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a narcissist, egomaniac, arsehole, attention seeker, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell people to filter his tripcode and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
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>>131409763
Should have just ironically played the victim like a commie would have done if surrounded by conservative types

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>>131408272
>An investigation into a fire which severely damaged a home in Hampton, Cambs. on the 2 January has found that the tenant removed a fire door because it was blocking her view of the television.

>>131409835
So why did you move out then?

>>131409260
Better to live a moment of disappointment than a lifetime of regret

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>>131409930

>>131409786
>Lowkey
Yardies out

https://youtu.be/_lne5sl4f6o
Watch out mates the prank patrol is in this thread. One of you is about to get pranked

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>>131409816
>>131409857


I have to say anons...a much larger military is an idea I'm sympathetic too. Political violence and authoritarianism, not so much.

>>131410183

>that surprisingly good chilli peppers knockoff song

>>131409260
Flirt with her a bit more heavier than you would normally, and use to reaction to see if you want to hear the answer to the question

>>131409763
So what's the difference between, Britain First, EDL, BNP and National Action?

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>>131405416
I am Lord BEADY. None Surpass me. No one Even Comes Close! Etch this into your Skull! I am the Emperor of the Universe! The likes of you are only fit to Grovel at my Feet! Or Better still... To Die! In Disgrace! At the Hands of Your Master!

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>>131409862

>>131410160
What word would you use?

Also white. Clairvoyancy clearly isn't one of your strengths tripmassa

>>131410269
Why have a military, if not for political violence? It's literally what they're for.

>>131407822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FA2bJFdfeI
lies

>>131409547
We don't have catapults because of MUH F35

Unfortunately no one considers it leaves us with literally 0 alternatives if it has problems
and makes us even more the US's bitch than we already are.

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>>131409872

Beautiful, isn't it?

>>131410324
Time periods

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>>131409714
Freddos used to be 2p. Let that sink in.

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>>131410054
>>131409916
>>131409709
>>131409553
I don't think she'll say no, it's just the fact that I dont know where to take her and what to talk about for a few hours

>>131409763
no great stories desu
Most arguments happen when I've been drinking, and I get really into it. Once I made a girl cry when she tried to use some personal anecdote involving her mum to win points.

I lived with some of the most left wing SJW crazy people ever, so I don't know how yours got so crazy or violent. I think that would really suck.
We did have someone in my block that everyone bullied for voting UKIP, but I don't know why they wouldn't slabber to me about thinking UKIP are cool.
I'm from northern Ireland, and went to uni in england, so maybe that was enough of a barrier for some reason?

>Britain First
Protest group
>EDL
Protest group
>BNP
Party
>National Action
Edgemeisters

Virgin Media not working lads. Phoneposting right now.

Anyone else on VM?

>>131410372
Not that one lad. The one with Aryan vegeta

>>131410415
>What word would you use?
Secretly

>>131408349
getting hungry now lads

>>131410520
Meant as a reply to: >>131410324

>>131410415
do not respond to tripcunts.

>>131410492
>>>>>r9k

I didn't realise you were an actual autist. The best advice you'll get on /pol/ is "tell her about the jews".

>>131410324

The BNP attracted enough people who don't have Stella for breakfast to almost function for a few years, including people like Bowden. All the rest are fucking retards who get manipulated into feeding lefties all the evidence they need that nationalists are just orcs in string vests.

>>131410544
working fine for me lad

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>>131410492

If she drinks, take her to a decent pub/bar, somewhere nice.

>>131410324
first two are protest groups, bnp politcal party.national action are/were also a protest group. Supporters of all are uneducated alcoholics

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>>131408895

>tfw starting Edinburgh Uni in September but I'm not posh or a rich American

I'm going to be okay, right?

>>131410551
I don't have that one but I wish that I did.

Gotta collect all the Beadymon

>>131404209
The UK is worried it will get blockaded by the EU.

lel

>300,000 KETTLES

this fucking country man

>>131410659
I believe Bowden regretted his association with the party after Griffin launched a smear campaign on him

>>131410552
Low-key means it's more of a subconscious compulsion

>>131410324
>Britain First
Facebook group turned political activist group. For working class patriots mostly, no real philosophy or politics involved other than complaining about the state of the anti-British government.
>EDL
Started in response to muslim rape and grooming gangs. Hit its peak in about 2008-ish but started to attract degenerates to the rallies.
>BNP
Genuine political party. Started as a NatSoc party before being tamed by Nick Griffin, hit their heights in 2010 before infighting and accusations of spying tore the party apart. Now they're mostly irrelevant. They caused quite the controversy at their peak.
>National Action
Genuine NatSoc group, was never a political party but more of an activist group. Would hold rallies declaring Hitler to be right. They were banned after the murder of Jo Cox. You can watch an interview with their founder here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjVE4J4mBRA

>>131410719
National Action had a lot of student alcoholics. Banned as a terrorist organisation for posting anti-Semitic tweets.

I'm just glad to see some of our allies moving into the 21st century.

>>131410716
>>131410492

I agree, just take her for a drink
easiest
ask her questions and let her talk, it'll loosen up after a few drinks
Maybe prepare a couple
if it's your first date there will be plenty for her to talk on and on about

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>>131410430
is this real life

>>131410269
>Political violence and authoritarianism, not so much.

Sometimes it's the only way to stop things going horribly horribly wrong. Although they already have, so it's probably too late for us.

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>>131410520

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Will Madman May do it (no)?

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>>131410429

Not necessarily domestic party political violence, a trait of fascist parties.


More a large military with capacity for large force projection through Air and Naval power, allowing for the UK to take up a more prominent role in NATO, without reliance on the US military umbrella.

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>>131410324
EDL & Britain first are kosher divide & conquer groups to dissipate BNP support.
National Action are the 'Fuck it we'll do it live' response to all three groups' impotence.

Not that I'm particularly informed, it's just my observation.

>>131409763
White Knights getting leary to try and impress girls is so fucking long

>>131410492

Are you really that boring a cunt that you can't hold a conversation for a couple of hours? Just get her to talk about herself, women love to fucking go on and on.

>>131409260
>>131410492
Cocktails, not a meal

Get her to do most of the talking

How well do you know her already?

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Lads when I voted DUP I didn't think I'd win the election

>>131410796

Yeah unfortunately they seemed to degenerate into playing 'people's front of judea' and burning anyone with a head on their shoulders but at least they tried for a bit. Shit like national action is just 'le alt-right shock humour for teh lulz exdee' in real life, then when you point out how stupid it is they go 'well what have you done then', as if shitting yourself in public is better than doing nothing at all.

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>>131404209

>implying aircraft carriers aren't a huge waste of resources

>>131410504
>bullied for voting UKIP

Fuck me, even by uni standards that's quite harsh. What happened to him?

>>131409728
What in greggs?

>>131411003
I think we have more pressing problems at home desu

>>131410865
I don't think they were very clever desu. You can't be taken seriously when you just start blurting shit out. Enoch Powell proved that. Now any debate about migrants and british values ends up getting you associated with black shirts and instantly ignored. PG Wodehouse managed to make that image such a laughing stock

>>131411156
This

Especially since it's now Rule Americannia, not Britannia

>>131410878
I know right, I've heard this ship has radar so they can tell if something is about to hit you.

>>131411255
Rule Columbia sounds better.

>>131411255
>Rule Americana
En Englais por favor senor

>>131411255
>Rule Americannia
Your Suez is 20 years away`

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>>131410857
Heil Hitler, senpai.

>>131410504
>Once I made a girl cry when she tried to use some personal anecdote involving her mum to win points.
Good lad
or maybe
autism

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>>131409728

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>>131410736

You'll be fine anon, locals will have respect for you.

(Source I live here and we rip off the rich Sebastians that come here, but not the normal lads)

>>131411255
>Americannia
Don't be so dim

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>Senior doctors accuse Government of deliberately underfunding NHS to accelerate privatisation plans
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/nhs-latest-senior-doctors-hospitals-underfunding-accelerate-privatisation-agenda-conservative-a7808591.html

>/pol/ will defend this

>>131411171
yeah

>>131410796

What's the backstory here? All I heard was some people spread rumours about him on some obscure nationalist Internet forum.

What did Griffin do?

>>131411439
Archive clickbaiters https://archive.is/zccGu

>>131411255
AMERIKEKS OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>131411238
>Enoch Powell proved that
Nah, Enoch's problem was the exact opposite. 'Rivers of blood' was a genuinely quite insightful and well thought-out allusion to the Aeneid that had clearly been considered for its relevance instead of just blurted out. The problem was he'd thought too hard about it, and he expected everyone who heard him would too. Instead they just leapt on the exact wording like autists.

>>131411238
True, they were an easy target after Are Jo was murdered. I still think it's funny you can get 10 years for being a LARPer now.

>>131411157
it was actually a girl, who was quite awkward
she stuck out the whole year and was really nice, but everyone made her life hell

on her birthday she threw a party, and invited the whole block, but someone pissed in the punch she made and only told her after the party

>>131411238

imo the kind of lads who are drawn to stuff like NA should be spending their time getting educated and physically fit, and thinking about how to actually do some good in the long run. Whoever's running it, whether it's genuine or a honeypot or just some wanker, is wasting a lot of potential giving 18 year old /pol/ kids hitler banners to wave outside a fucking carphone warehouse

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tfw your aircraft carrier has a "ski jump" because you can't rig a catapult.

>>131411515
>someone pissed in the punch she made and only told her after the party
against the law that lad

>>131411515
Fuck I hate lefty students with a passion.

Literally the most 'intolerant' people I've ever met. They cannot stand anyone who has remotely different views from them.

>>131410857
>weeb anon will never be your bf

>>131410005

Because it had turned into a joke situation, it was quite a shitty budget place and we found out at one point all the internal locks were the same. I actually suspected they had been in my room when I was out once before the drama started and I didn't want them scheming against me in some way and looking through my shit.

The landlord was actually getting annoyed with them for other reasons like the mess they were making, I told him what happened with this faggot straight away so they couldn't twist the truth or anything and he was on my side. He actually started giving them a bit of extra attitude, but still there's no point in living with a bunch of people who are all against you for months on end and maybe ending up in some kind of trouble.

>>131411479
Except he wasn't an idiot. He must have known how his speeches would sound to the public, yet he still made them in the manner he did. Maybe blurting it out wasn't the right term

>>131411255

Your carriers are just as useless mate.

You can't afford to lose any of them.

>>131408492
Yeah but they're usually hotdogs not sausages. Sausage wrapped in bacon doesn't really have a name afaik

>>131411238
>PG Wodehouse managed to make that image such a laughing stock
Can you expand on this. Thanks.

>>131411439

Doctors are all non white anyway, or at least the most politically active of them are. They have an inbuilt bias towards Labour who they perceive as being more tolerant towards their ethno group.

As a rule I tend to ignore the lobbying of public sector workers who naturally favour a large state and will literally vote Labour for more gibs.

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>>131411175

Sadly true, would concede that the UK is significantly weaker due to the political chaos in the last 15 years.

Still wouldn't condone political violence however, unless republicans or nationalists get violent, then by all means the military should step in.

>>131411649
This, make something of yourself then get into politics if you must

>>131411439
>They are people in this thread right now that want another insurance jew

>>131409835
Redpill them then.

They hold these 'views' because they don't know any better, very few are dyed in the wool libtards. It's is our sacred duty to lessen the burden of leftist stupidity at universities.

>>131404209
my question is why did we only build one? We should have 5 of these things

>>131411795
We had like 6 of them undergoing renovations last year

aka we have many extras

>>131411823
The black shorts from the Jeeves series. Someone Snode? I can't remember the name I haven't read wodehouse in a while

>>131411649

Nothing inherently wrong with groups like NA. Anything that makes Pakis afraid is useful to us.

>>131411948
We have two

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Lads when this collapses there will be total anarchy. Perhaps Corbyn will get in which will only make things worse.

>>131404209
Congratulations, Britain. May she keep you safe and serve you well. Also

>ramp

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>>131411823
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roderick_Spode

Ironic that Wodehouse was himself accused of collaborating with the Nazis

>>131411823
>>131411964
Anyway way he made himself to be a big man and ran a ladies underwear shop or something

>>131411948
There's no point in building anymore because we have 10

>>131411971
I would have liked them to tone down their Hitler stuff and focus more on the actual issues we're facing at the moment. Sometimes it seemed more like performance art than an attempt at politics. The (genuine) right as a whole needs to move on from Hitler worship.

>>131410324
Britain First are a meme facebook group.

EDL are football hooligans,

BNP had promise but attracted the wrong types.

NA were unironically /ourguys/, put on the fucking terrorism list by the government.

>>131411948
There is two sister ships you mong

>>131411023
In his defence he wasn't really aggressive, I kind of get the feeling he was kind of neutral but got pressured by them. Some of the people in the block were monumental fucking cunts though. You wouldn't believe half the shit they did to me along with flatmates.

>>131411795
We have 11 carrier groups in operation.and a military industrial complex that loves wasting cash. We could lose several of them.

>>131411976

It's not in danger of collapsing. The only reason it's gone up that much is immigration.

Unless we build a shit ton of new houses, it won't collapse.