is this standard practice in bongland

Customer asked for relish

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Yes

>>131383877
Do you think your waitresses aren't doing that to your food?

>>131383877

>Bangers

>>131383877
White people need to season they food so bad they stuff em up they cooches lmao

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All the time

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yep

Still better than ketchup

Don't spend your money eating at restaurants. prepare your own food.

>>131384027
HAHAHA

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ah

>>131384255
>prepare your own food.
Mind your bell end however.

I want a subscription to Sunday Sport so bad

>>131383877
for the perfect saltyness desu
white people can't handle spices.

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One of my personal favorites
>TL;DR the guy got his ballsack ripped out while testing it, bled out on the floor

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>>131384280

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My favorite thing about UK papers is people pointing at things.

People point at a road

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Man points at sign

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Lady points at ceiling

Policewoman points at fried egg.

All of these are probably fake but fucking hell are they hilarious, I can't imagine how much fun it'd be to write for one of these tabloids.
>Pedro's getting nowhere near my olé

also interesting:

http://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/nature_and_travel/2017/04/05/icelandic_farmer_outraged_as_tourist_poops_next_to_/

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>>131384614
Oops

>>131384280
This one is briljant.

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>>131384621
*pic
>muh amerifat education

>>131383877
I find this kind of hot and depending on how she looks and her cleanliness I would pay extra for such a hot dog.

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>>131384621
Its like the Brit equivalent of Weekly World News

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pff

>>131384489
I don't see the problem here. That road is in decent condition for a Britain

>all these foreigners posting stories from Sunday Sport

you realise that is like the Weekly World News right? it's humour, it's not stuff that actually happened

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>>131384869
Yeah, it's fucking amazing

>>131384985
>a Britain
*Britain

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>>131383877
I would have tipped her and my fedora

>>131384489
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>>131384641

kek, we have nothing of the sort here.

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Red Pepper is pretty good too. Uganda's top tabloid. Site is slow as shit right now.

https://www.redpepper.co.ug/category/gossip/

>>131384985
It's a local paper so whining is all they have to report on. Got to include the point too, or else the reader won't understand what's going on.

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>>131385161
There's endless amounts of photos like this. Trying to find 'pointing at dog shit' which is surprisingly common.

Here's the illusive double point

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>>131385022
They're pretty great memes, but I mean obviously no one would take this seriously.

>>131383877
i remember working at mac Donald's spitting on the Filet-O-Fish you know that shit tier burger only muzzies eat

>>131383877

nice, I normally have to pay extra for that.

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>>131385194
I've always liked the "folded arms of disapproval" or the "hands on hips of dissatisfaction" myself.

>>131383877

Way back in the day I saw an 80's porno with this as the plot, the chicks would stuff the hot dogs up their cunts before serving.

>>131384431
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>>131384219
>>131384160
>>131384093
>>131384034
Making fun of retarded people, how classy Brittons are.

>Someone actually has a folder of "great british headlines" to share with us.

Mate, even our (((journalists))) have top tier bants.

How deep does she get it

>>131384280
he look so much like a wojak its incredible

>>131384641
this was a major mystery though

>>131385512
>tabloid writers
>journalists
still more credible than msm tbqhwyf

>>131383877
can I have a hotdog with cheese and syphilis sauce please.

>>131384621
they literally are not fake, any of them

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>>131385329
That's a good one too. Also like 'so shocked I need to hold my face' and 'smells so bad I have to hold my nose'.

>>131384093
>take you back to the days of long hot summers, the queen's jubilee, and the man who hung around the viaduct exposing his winkle

QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH

>>131385632
Agreed, it's just funny that they are still asked to point at it when it's clear what's unusual about the photo. It's so 'local paper'.

>>131384489
Lol that road looks great, they should come to midwest usa, theyd shit themselves

>>131383877
Thats hot.

>>131384093
>Americans will never even have the option of knowing this feel

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>>131385890

>>131384160
>52 years
>Gran
Burgers you must nuke the bongs already to reach a higher state of society
Get rid of the bong degeneracy NOW

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>>131386165
>burger meme

>>131386164
Saddest tits ive ever seen. Mournful tits. I want to build those titties a couple small caskets and hold a tasteful funeral for them

>>13138387
Bangers and mash is actually pretty good.

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>>131383877
Just imagine the taste and smell of it.

>>131386272
Don't make them too tasteful or she'll probably eat them

>>131386290
Please, you know what hotdogs are made off?? Her sweaty puss is the healthiest thing going on with that meal

>>131385022
Lower classes believe these stories.

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>I'd go over 20% for that

>>131384142
that fell flat m8

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>>131385890
Any Schumer is getting desperate. Sad.

>>131386165
My mother was a nan at 45, due to my brother.

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>>131384792
>it's real

Impressive

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>>131383877

>>131386608
Your brother fucked your mother?

>>131385023
>>131385139
>>131384877
>>131384792
>>131384431
This stuff has to be fake.

>>131386752
No, he just got some cunt pregnant at 19. Biggest mistake of his life, I'd say. He loves his kids, but that's another story.

>>131386820
>He loves his kids, but that's another story

Oh lawd shit just got darker

>>131383877
I would pay extra for this if the girl was hot.

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>>131383877
>hot dogs are getting laid and im not

>>131386165

Are you implying 26 is not perfectly fine reproductive age? Did you drink a lot of lead paint as a kid?

>>131384792
lol

>>131383877
It doesn't matter, all British food is awful.

>>131387247
>Mad europoors at superior British cuisine

>>131387247
>Italy
at least you can eat British food without having to wash your hands for 5 minutes due to all the greasy olive oil.

>>131383877
Not wanting your food stuffed into a wizards sleeve.
Are you gay?

>>131383877

I'd stick my hotdog up her privates if you get my drift.

>>131384641
>>131384553
>>131384512
>>131384489
Pointing at things and the compo face are my favourite things

>>131386165
Its the 30 year old grandmothers you need to worry about, hell they could probably go as low as 20 year old grandmothers for something real fucked up, 52 year old grandmother is respectable.

>>131387803
>20y/o gran
While technically possible if the stars align, not realistically possible.
25y/o gran however? Possible. Unlikely, but possible.

>>131388430
With the magic of Islam, a 15 year old gran is probably possible.

>>131388992
>6 year olds being fertile
No. Simply no. No matter what hormones you pump into a child's body, no matter how much you fuck them, it simply wouldn't happen.
Hell, even at 12 years old, the risks posed by pregnancy are extremely high even in comparison to normal pregnancy.

>>131389079
Youngest pregnancy was a 6 year old m8.

>>131386795
It is, and it's hilarious.

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>>131384431
>re-enforced steel

>>131386149
Delete this, baka

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>>131383877
Vaginas are so fucking vile and disgusting. Just smell one when it gets an infection.

>>131391853
>Just smell one when it gets an infection.
Try smelling an unwashed one on a train on the central line during this fucking heat.

My God.. My fucking God the smelly isn't fish, it is fucking putrid, like rotting flesh with a bit of fish mixed in there.

Any females that are lurking this thread you fucking clean that cunt of yours and you do NOT subject commuters to that horrific stench. Jesus I nearly fainted, it was the worse smell I have ever smelt and I've worked as a mortician's assistant years ago and have worked with dead bodies.

Not even trolling you lad, not even trolling.

>>131384792
Holy shit, this is a new level of periodistic autism.

>>131383877
HAWT

>>131392341
DAWG

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TASTES LIKE PUSSY

DO IT AGAIN

>>131384280
Anyone has the pepe exit

>>131391614
The absolute depth of his genius,
Unfathomable.

>>131392150
I know that feel bro. There's nothing quite like the smell of unwashed, probably infected, sweaty, bloody pussy. Absolutely vile.

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>>131385186
>after he shattered one Mutumba's ass
>who forced their anaconda like whoppers in his bum
>he told me he fancied downloading his sperms in my butt

amazing

What kind of shit restaurant has crotch dogs on the menu?

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>>131383877

Webm related

>>131383877
Sound yummy

>>131393180
The true nature of women.

>>131393180
Lol

>>131384027
dayum

>>131393180
Hahahaha WTF?

This chick's uncle touched her or something, that is not normal.

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>>131393180
fucking what

>>131392150

Was this lady going commando, or was it just so bad it could be smelt through panties?

>>131393180
Some people pay extra for that...

>>131392150
>Not even trolling you lad, not even trolling.

I 100% believe you because I have also smelled that smell. It is distinct, and it is the worst stench on the planet.

>>131384280
wtf i love england now

>>131393180
What did she mean by this?
Also, pussy or pooper?

>>131393180
Did anybody figure out where it's from yet? I can't find anything, but if that's in the US then she's committed a federal crime.

>>131395477
How can it be a federal crime to put a sausage in the pussy? Show me the law that says so

>>131383877

That's why you don't eat in anglo lands, always make your own food as they are all degnerates

>>131395477

>>131395581
Never mind, I thought food tampering would apply but it doesn't seem to.

Apparently it was in California, though.

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>>131385292
I like those as well. Are they annoying to make? I never see them on the menu here in New Pakiland.

>>131393180
If she was willing to do that in front of me after I ordered it, she could make fat stacks of cash.

Don't know if I'd actually eat it though.

>>131386149
What are poprocks

>>131384792
I'm using the word bum all the time from now on

>>131384093

why are Britons the quintessential trailer trash of the entire world?

>>131384225
I think everyone's done this at least once m8

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>>131383877
Digits confirm: it is standard practice.
>yfw: you realize this is why we call them "dirty water dogs" in NYC

>>131383877
Part and parcel

>>131386149
We have pop rocks. Interesting to combine with vodka.

My sister was one of the youngest grandmothers in the country, at 29. The doctor's secretary tried to sell the story to the local paper.

Aside from that we have very few family problems and are quite well adjusted.

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>>131384142
Mmm-huhhh!

>>131393180
Customer ordered steamed wiener with clam sauce. Cost one pound sterling extra. Worth every penny.

>>131387247
Not having any of this nonsense about Bong food.
Bong food is plain food because we have usually had plenty of the best foodstuffs.
Foreigners spice up poo because it's that or starve.
Italians eat snot and that's why they are wimps who run away farting at the site of one tommy with a handgranade.

>>131393180
>britbongs actually go to restaurants to buy a sausage on a bum.

>>131384280
so shat IS the past tense of shit,,,,i always knew, good to see it confirmed

>>131383877

Damn... I always have to pay extra for that.

>>131384049
Honestly, no.

People just don't do that shit with food here, we respect it too much.

BLIMEY GOVNA GIV ME A FAT BELLEND UP MAH SHITTA.

>>131383877
California girls...
Also has anyone else noticed that it's invariably white people putting shit in the food?

>>131401266
t. Banjo

>>131384027
Those Australians, it is like they were put on this earth for banter.

>>131383877


I would give her a large tip after that

>>131393180
Is this what you call foodporn?

>>131385451
>thinking any of this is real

>>131385451
Sunday Sport is the printed equivalent of /b/.

>>131385890
That was a great piece of telly though

>>131404505
>I would give her a large tip after that

ISWYDT

>>131393180
Disappointed she didn't sniff it

>>131404077
There's a video of a nigger working at a cereal factory who pisses into the cereal.

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>>131383877
It's a freebie.
You'd have to pay for it in Japan.

Britland confirmed to have best service.

>>131385890
These women combined with the food...
No wonder the british were seafarers.

>>131392150
>>131392696
>>131394418

All right, knock it off. You guys are making my dick hard.

>>131383877
TELL ME THAT YOU WON'T TIP WHEN YOU ORDER!!!!!

lol no fuck that, you're insane

>>131402383
>Bong food is plain food because we have usually had plenty of the best foodstuffs.
eh

>>131406364
>British food is tasty enough on its own to not require additional flavours added to it
>foreign food needs spices because half of their ingredients are rotten

>>131384792
>paella-slurpers

>>131392707
Thom, please.

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>>131384027
well done lad

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>>131384027
fpbp

>>131393180
She was just warming it back up

>>131383877
I'd pay extra for that tbqh

>>131384431
There's an East India Company joke in here somewhere

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>>131405103
That would have just been another level my dude

>>131392796
Was this written by an AI trying to analyze trends?

>>131385451
it's the sport. it's literally fiction

>>131384641
>>131384553
>>131384512
>>131384489

kek

>>131384280
POO

>>131384093
Needs a Pepe edit

>>131384219
>The answer may shock you

So what, we might find the answer totally reasonable?

>>131409940
Meant for
>>131384280

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>>131384641
Hmmmm.... Really grinding my gears

>>131383877
With all the shit they put into hotdogs, this is the part that disturbs you?

>>131392150
>smelt
Come one m8

>>131410694
On* stupid auto correct

>>131410542
What shit? Pureed meat and salt?

>>131384027
lul

>>131410880
>meat

>>131383877
Here is the U.S we call that a Bill Clinton a.k.a. a Slick Willie.

>>131393180
I would eat it

>>131392150
This.

Be me, horned 16 year old, pulled the fittest bird in college, a 10 and a virgin. Gave a few hand jobs here and there but that's all. She was pure as can be for a northern girl.

After a few dates, we get a free house, go down on her, nearly spew because of the smell, don't want to say anything or ruin the sex that is about to happen so lick her thigh instead.

That was 12 years ago, that post triggered me. Putrid.>>131392150

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>>131392443
Underrated post

>>131393180

How does this not give her a yeast infection?

>>131392150
Lazy vaginal hygiene is hands down the worst thing men have to endure. It's brutal to talk about because it is so ungentlemanly but holy shit, women are vile creatures sometimes. And for the love of God, wash your fucking slippers more often.

>>131411871
Can't poz an already pozzed hole

>>131384027
I dont get it

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>>131393180
DAYUM.
>Foot on the stool and everything.
And I thought I had seen it all.

>>131383877
this is why i'm glad robots are taking these jobs

>>131384280
POO IN CHIMNEY

>>131412787
l'm a Pozzed-cuck. You want to know what that is? Listen closely
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, their skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

>>131413799
That's disgusting Justin, get back to running your country.

>>131411353
She wasn't a virgin anon

>>131393180
Wow! Give's a whole new meaning to Bangers & Mash.

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>>131384280
I tried

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>>131418400
Not bad but someone already made a really nice edit some time ago.

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>>131384027
HA
fpbp

>>131384792
Spainards have monkey fucking in their DNA. Look at South America and Mexico

>>131419007
Squat on Pot

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>>131418849
Little late to the game then

>>131386149
And you'll never how it feels to shoot your own cock

>>131383877
Wow, that's hot.

>>131419518
Yeah, sorry about that.

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>>131384027

>non brits actually believe the sunday sport

kek

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Who do you think taught the aussies how to shitpost?

>>131384027
lol

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>>131385329
>could be used in a robbery

Why stop there? Ban all heavy objects because they could be used to harm

>>131383877
eating pussy without knowing, bad ass

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>>131409671
but it says real life on the cover?

>>131392150

Apparently girls don't actually use soap on their gash because it does something to the PH balance and fucks it up.

I'm not even joking man I don't know how I've never learned this until recently but girls do not actually fucking wash their fannies.

Can you believe that? Imagine walking around with your bellend unwashed your whole life. Imagine never washing your bum hole. Most girls literally walk the streets with a 100% unwashed vag.

>>131421080
>> ph neutral soap
virgin detected.

>>131407416
>owt
Good use of terse language
B+

>>131393180
looool. the way she examines it after.
>>131420068
sshhh

also lads I've never had a bird with a smelly fanny, shagged about 20-something birds, fair few of them I was pretty bladdered, is it possible I just didn't notice or am I really lucky or just hard as nails?

>>131392150
Oh I know you aren't joking. It is THE most disgusting smell there is. I work in pharmacy and there is one disgusting cunt who always comes in and she stinks of it. Like never washed between her legs kind of stink. Had customers leave the store it's so bad but us staff just have to sit and take it breathing as little as possible. One new girl ran in the back and threw up it was so indescribable. Thing is she's MARRIED some poor fuck has to sleep next to that and just breathe it in all night.

You ever hear a chick takes metronidazole stay a fucking country mile away.

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>>131393180
new fetish unlocked

>>131421822
>metronidazole
>Used to treat bacterial vaginosis

is that what I think it is?

>>131386795
>>131391034
It's a shitty attempt at humour by our gutter press targetted towards the peasant classes. You are literally retarded if you are amused by it.