Infowars

Capitalism as it best.

I literally see nothing wrong with this.

DESTROY THE CHILD

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Alex: Roger Stone everyone, Trump insider and confidant.

Roger: Yes Alex, good to talk to you. I wanted to speak about the current GOP healthcare bi-

Alex: I'm sick of these globalists, SICK OF THEM, SEVENTY SEVENTY SI-

Roger: Yes, quite, this new bill doesn't eve-

Alex: Yes you are right, with the fluoride in the water and everything.

Roger: No, Alex, what I was going to say was tha-

Alex: YES!!! RIGHT!! TRUMP!!! GLOBALISTS!!! Human pig hybrids.

Alex: Thank you Roger Stone for joining us, you can host the 4th hour.

Roger: My pleasu-

Alex: Okay! Bye

*classic rock music starts progressively louder*
*cut to commercials*

>>131383829
>not taking a drink every time Alex says "Globalist"

>>131383829
I AM THE TIP OF THE SPEAR MOTHERFUCKER

YOURE WELCOME

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Nascent iodine.

>>131383919
MORE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT

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>>131383829
Everyone can tell you're anti-fa because advertisments make you unjustifiably mad.

>>131387309
CORRUPT THEM ALL

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>>131387183
Illuminati has infiltrated infowars

>>131383829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p_EdB2C210

Tuck Buckford!

>>131387599
i'm an ex-alex jones staffer and insider.

ask me anything

>>131387793
dick size?

>>131387894
Who? Alex?

>>131387951
both of you

>>131383829
Based CIA psy-ops merchant

>>131388011
I never saw it. Although a women in the office did.....

>>131387793
Is my dad a pitcher or a catcher?

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>>131383829
>>131384114
Please go on, im avin a giggl

>>131387793
Are you the illuminati?

>>131388072
Actually he isn't. Other federal agencies tried to get him on side but he declined. The money he was making meant what the government offered him was just irrelevant.

>>131388183
No, I worked at Info Wars until late 2016.

>>131388271
His affair with Lee Ann Mcadoo was what ended his marriage. She isn't on air now because they are currently together.

>>131388271
was it obvious he was run by jews from the inside?

>>131388271
How did you get a job there? Who had the hook up?

I would show up to the place with my resume and shit but you know, it's like a bunker.

>>131384114
Pretty accurate.

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>>131383829
>>131387337
KEY COFACTORS

>>131388503
No, because he wasn't. He was too greedy to cut them in.

>>131388271
>actually answered about being illuminati

Nah but serioulsy did the people around the office hate the alex jones memes or where they just happy with the publicity

>>131387562

YES SATAN!

>>131387562
INVASION FORCE

>>131388528
Yeah, I actually worked in IT. I stated as a contractor with another firm.

I became close to Alex when there was a serious hack at InfoWars.

>>131388271
BASED JABARRI JAXON

>>131388593

Yeah some were happy with all the publicity. Guys like Joe Biggs shot to fame and then went on to do other things.

But some of the other staff got the full force of his character and pretty much hated it. Some of the behaviour to staff he didn't like was pretty bad.

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>>131384114

Accurate

AJ: ARE YOU GOING TO BE A TRENDY? OR ARE YOU GOING TO BE A CAVEMAN?

*JUNGLE DRUMS BEATING*

AJ: DR. STEVE PACHINKO TELL ME ABOUT BONE BROTH.

PACHINKO: You got your chukka mushrooms, you got organic wormwoood and-

AJ: FLOURIDE HAS FEMINIZED MODERN MEN. I AM NOT A CAVEMAN BUT THANKS TO BONE BROTH, I AM AS CLOSE AS IT GETS.

*JUNGLE DRUMS INTENSIFY*

>>131388720
How would you recommend I go about getting a job there? I'm thinking of sending resume/cover letters via email to some of the people on their contact page. I'm looking for an internship for this fall.

>>131387793
What happened so he stopped naming the Jew?

>>131388093

>Although some women did

Go on...

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>>131387694
>a parody of a parody of yourself
wew lad

>>131388210
He used to name the New now he outright refuses to, somebody got to him.

>>131388801
haha he was a good guy.

Too bad people around the office didn't put up with his "Persuasion"

>>131389088
*Jew not new, sorry.

>>131388881
It depends on if you want to get fame and then move on. There is no future for you there.

>>131388977
Lee Ann....

>>131387793

Who the hell is Dr. Group and why is he a conman?

>>131383829
i cant believe that infowars hasnt been called out by big companies yet for selling snake oil

>>131389200
Dr Group is a chiropractor who makes supplements. They wouldn't sell with Alex.

>>131389264
without*

>>131389172
I think it would be a fun way to spend my Senior year of college (only taking two classes each semester, fucking prereqs), get a bit of experience and then decide what I'd want to do after I graduate.

Most people have to intern at shitty places that make them want to die. I'd get to work with the meme legend himself. Sounds fun.

>>131383829
I chuckled.

>>131389197

Give me the full details. How did it start? How did AJ come across her in the first place? Did they ever get caught fucking in the office?

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>>131389121

Keep going you are doing nothing but completely selling me on the Jones Train. Starting to think he is /ourguy/.

I can see why he canned you. I wouldn't want some weasel backstabbing shitlib working for me either. He probably noticed your schnozz .

>>131389218
"Big pharma" sells snake oil.

Really. It does.

But that being said, Alex did have a number of people on who outright lied as to the benefits of certain products.

>>131389345
hi alex

>>131387793
What kind of cereal do you like?

>>131383829
>5 minute break for ads
>5 minutes of actual broadcasting 2 minutes of which is devoted to the products on sale
Repeat for 3 hours.

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>>131389422

>>131389345
Where do I send my job application to Infowars, Alex? Do I send it via snail mail in an empty Caveman jar? Or do I write it on the back of my Supermale Vitality receipt? Plox tell.

>>131389334

Well it started at a party with the InfoWars crew (IW from here on) in Dallas one night. There was a lot of drinking and smoking pot. Alex LOVES pot.

We were all pretty fucked up actually. A few of us took turns on some of the office girls. I mean like a fucking spit roasting out the back of this club. A good friend of mine at IW who knew Lee Ann well tried to get her in on the action, but AJ stepped in and took her out the back of the club to his truck "for a work chat"

He fucked her with the door of the truck open and her skirt up out the back.

The thing about IW is the parties were fucking crazy.

>>131389357
who?

>>131389345
Well the story of how I left is a long one...

>>131389615
fucking degenerates

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Deals like these don't last often, folks. Order now.

>>131389546
Fuck a CV

Record a video of yourself doing the news. Get it professionally edited. Then worry about how to get it to him.

>>131389653
some guy called joel wallach. there were others too

>>131389615

I'm actually enjoying this larping

>>131389830
I mean, would anyone actually go on the internet and outright lie?

>>131389830
the FBI actually did come in a few times.

Alex pretty much shat in his pants over it. He wasn't a tough guy when they came in. When trump got in things changed. There were some threats from the Hillary brigade before the election.

My job was IT security consulting. There were many half ass attempts at hacking IW, especially leading up to the election. (and around pizza-you-know-what) but I'm going to leave that right alone

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>>131389345
I was so disappointed with him when I found out.

https://youtu.be/ON8N5bAjwsQ

>>131390069

No. You're not going to leave Pizzagate alone. You come here, you tell all. That's how it works here. Now tell us about Pizzagate and what happened to Infowars.

>>131384114
Spot on.

>>131390392
lets just say that around the time the story broke Alex started receiving a lot of DDOS attempts.

We tracked these, but they were routing from offshore.

IW was threatened with lawsuit and AJ just shut right up about it. Word was big money was funding the suit.

A high level source came forward at the time but AJ didn;t want to go live with it. Everyone in the office knows about this and who it is. Alex was more concerned with the money rather the hitting them hard. He is on too much money to let go.

>>131383829
>>131384114
I've been watching alex since 2002 and there is no mistaking he has become more outrageous. He is constantly saying
>I'm not bragging but
and constantly rattling sabers about how infowars is the media now and winning winning winning. He is too tuned up even by AJ standards.

He's not the same guy anymore. Things are really taking a back seat to his ego.

Also, the new crew is a bunch of fucking lamers. It was better when it was just alex.

>>131383829
Is it true what he says, about the vaccines? That we will be genetically engineered? I know they can make vaccines to do it now but are they really plotting to do it?

>>131390817
what a kike

goes he's in good company with posobiec and cernovich

>>131390817
what a kike

guess he's in good company with posobiec and cernovich

>>131391004
Not really. Vaccines make you autistic or better the chances to get it but Alex thinks it's actually about mutating people into manbearpig.

>>131391223
>Vaccines make you autistic
False.

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>>131391314
>EU flag

>>131391314
Many such cases!

>>131389666
Tell us satan

>>131389615
>>131390069
>>131390817
>having intricate fantasies about working with infowars and having inside info and fucking girls with alex jones
kek

>>131391558

look, ill just say that not everyone is into girls ok, Anthony G is into dudes. flaming homo

>>131385893
>not smoking a cone everytime he says right

Lightweight

>come to talk about AJ
>thread is derailed by a roleplaying faggot highjacking a thread with 3 posts

/pol/ is so fucking shit now. Can't even shitpost about what you want to shitpost about anymore.

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>>131383829

Controlled oposiion

>>131391558
you don't want the chance to motorboat Lee Ann's Mcaboobs while AJ goes full caveman

>>131391223
It would not be crazy to say that is what they are planing to do and are doing. When these new generation vaccines are being used full swing it could be used for god knows how many corruptions.
I really do not like the idea of these new vaccines.

>>131388562
>HE WAS SO GREEDY HE DIDN'T EVEN LET DA JEWS RUN HIS SHOW

>>131391314
>false

SAD!

>>131391948
true.
US$50 million a year will do that to you.

>>131388720
Yeah man some fucking random IT guy was called in as super leet damage control after ebin international hack attempts and you became best buddies with alex and now have all the inside scoops.

>>131391988
You can keep playing along all you want you sad cunt.

>>131391988
Checked

>>131392137
cunt

>>131391790
He's the gatekeeper

>>131383829
pelonium is a metal

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>>131383829
>no corporate sponsors
>pitches in-house e-commerce store
>liberal faggots triggered
What's the problem?

>>131387793
Does he truly believe in ALL the conspiracy theories he comes out with?

>>131383914
Same here. It's his show, his studio, he can do whatever he wants.

>>131383829
Alex is great, but yeah I can't watch that same shit every day. And they put out so many videos I just want to unsubscribe because it spams up by sub feed. I like watching the occasional video though where it's actually produced or on the ground reporting not them just rambling on about the same shit.

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>>131391889
>corruptions
Come on now surely you don't believe the US government would ever consider secretly gene-splicing its citizen with animal DNA contained in vaccines with the intent of creating generations of real life autistic gay furries who will be programmed 24/7 by "progressive" left-wing TV and internet to spread degeneracy and be subordinate?

Sounds too otherwordly to be true

>131390930
>flag
I've been watching my weight since 2002 and there is no mistaking I have become more obese. I am constantly saying
>I'm not bragging but I can fit 3 cheeseburgers in my mouth and only chew once.
and constantly making posts about how in&out is the new McDonald's now and winning winning winning. I am too fucking fat even by /ck/ standards.

I'm not the same guy anymore. Things are really taking a back seat to my huge fat belly.

Also, the new Burger King menu is a bunch of fucking lame slop. It was better when it was just burgers.

Goddamn fucking Americans

>>131384114
lol

>You will never get high on supermale vitality and ruthless pound sluts with Alex Jones in a club

Why live?

>>131392390
I think Alex is actually a bit over indulgent with some of the things he plugs... but there is a lot of truth to what he does cover though.

His sandy hook backtrack was total BS he believes it was a staged event

>>131392343
No Morbid Angel is metal

Pelonium are a bunch of bleached blond glam faggots that got fucked up the ass once too much

>>131388874
You're mixing Dr. Pieczenik with Dr. Group, but that Dr. Pachinko gave me a giggle m8.

>>131392442
Kek
Not turning them into "furries" but manipulating populations DNA for maybe...
Dependency on government\health care for control and power
More submissive
or create a higher class and a lower class genetically\physically

Really, people should not be able to be genetically programmable.
Do you know how fucked up the elite are in the US?

>>131389615
hot

>>131392439
The multiple videos are just segmented out of the show. You don't need to be subscribed if you don't watch, you can just watch the 3-hours no-commercial broadcast later that day or the next day when they post it, and ignore the segment pieces. Just CTRL+F the video tab of AJ channel for "full show" as I recall and they're all there nowadays.

>>131392537
Wew lad, I think I'll kill myself now because I'll never have that pleasure, look for me in the news, I'll write that in my manifesto.

>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"

>>131392544
Does AJ care for the white races? Or is he just a fake nationalist?

>>131393196
The full show is the last thing I want to watch.

>>131391665
pretty obvious tbqh

>>131393564
His first hour and a half are the best.

>>131393535
WELL IMAGUN MY SHOKK

FEYK NEWS MAINSTREEM METEOR POWLISH 4CHARN POSTOR IS MOCKING ME VIA A GWEEN TEXT POST. ANOFFA EXAMPUL OF THE TOLERUNT POWLACK.

>>131393535
Yeeewww facking cant do yew fink yaw funnie m8?

>>131387793
Alex is the man, but he needs to stop sounding desperate all the time.

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>>131389197
Proof

http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=127323

>>131388494
Bullshit, he married someone else. At least get your conspiracies correct. The correct conspiracy is he married a jewish prostitute.

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>>131394647
I also wanted to post this photo of Lee Ann

>>131394706
Next post pic related? Maybe you are right.

>>131394706
yeah i never said lee ann and alex married

>>131394776
HHNNNNNNG

Still better than Stefan "Unlikeable" Mollyjew.

>tip of the spear
>Super Male Vitality
>tip
>spear
>poke poke

>>131395564
He's okay when it's not a call in show. I still don't understand why he doesn't label those to separate them from his rants.

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>>131390159
Why is this video not available in my region?

>>131395479
Why does Alex keep interrupting his guests?

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Bump

>>131383829
>*Ruffles papers in his hands loudly*

>>131383829
Fuck that nigger Alex Jones.

>>131394776
How can young Turkish sluts even compete?

Now post the michael savage one

>>131383919
CORRUPT THEM ALL

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>>131383829
If this isn't pasta I tip my hat to you sir. Enjoy an original image

https://youtu.be/T6ZX2ZQcLFg

>>131383829
Man's gotta pay the bills.

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Will he ever address the large stack of news on his desk after the break?

>>131390930
I like when he says
>I'm not bragging but
He always toots his own horn before and after saying that. I love that.

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>>131384114

>KEEP PLAYING THAT SONG, THAT'S A GOOD SONG...
> [spoken word] YOU'LL TAKE MY LIFE...BUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO...YOU'LL FIRE YOUR MUSKET...BUT I'LL RUN YOU THROUGH...

>THAT'S IRON MAIDEN EVERYONE, THEY'RE AWAKE, THEY LISTEN TO INFOWARS, THEY FIGHT FOR FREEDOM, THEY KNOW ABOUT THE GLOBALISTS!!! YOU HEAR ME SOROS?!?!?! NO MATTER MANY MUSKETS YOU HAVE, YOU'VE ALREADY LOST!!!! YOU LOSE, MONSANTO LOSES, THE DEEP STATE!!! YOU'RE AS GOOD AS GONE!!! RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>[long pause]
>[calm voice] We have SuperBlue fluoride free toothpaste back in stock, it sold out so fast, I could not believe it. But it's back in stock, we ordered twice as much this time, select auto-ship at checkout and you'll never run out.

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>>131389197

>LeeAnn McAdon't

ESSENTIAL AMINOASSES

>>131396949
I don't know, just install free VPN, it shows Jones is (((controlled))) but it's not clear to what extent.