Argentina: 128-Year-Old Man Claims He’s Hitler

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>>131365294
nah m8, don't think he would have lived that long being doped up and stress

Just because you found the only white Argentinian it doesn't mean he's literally hitler

That dude is literally hitler

This must not be slid

Post the part where his wife says he's just an old man with dementia, idiot.

Now that I think of it, remember the Brazilian immigration document for Rudolf Hitler?

>>131365294
>“I’ve been blamed for a lot of crimes I’ve never committed. Because of that, I’ve had to spend more than half of my life hiding from Jews, so I’ve had my punishment already. I’ve been depicted as a bad guy only because we lost the war. When people read my side of the story, it will change the way the perceive me,” Guntherberg/Hitler said.
IT'S HIM HOLY SHIT

Please be true.

>>131366610
If you found out your husband was Hitler, would you say "yeah, that niggas Hitler".

Probably not.

Alzheimer's and Dementia hits you in your late 60s 70s. Dementia kills you within 5 years or so.

>>131365294
So how does the wifey look? Is she Eva tier?

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>>131365294
I don't know guys...

>>131366879
>guntherberg
this is the best timeline

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>>131365294


Could it be?

Has the prodigal child returned?

I.......I want to believe.....

>>131369338
You have to look for similar bone structure. Hitler has slightly bulging skull to the edge of his brow lines.

>>131365294
HES BACK

AND HES PISSED

WATCH OUT JEWS, ITS TIME FOR HIS SEQUEL.

>>131369569
On second thought that's just him probably clenching his teeth for photos, unlike OP's pic. But OP's pic's ears look different than Hitler's.

Even if he is, (((they))) will shut him down before he can get the ball rolling again.

>>131365294

Quick, give him the fountain of youth so he can finish the job!

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>>131369963


I don't know why but I read that in the movie theater announcer's voice:

Coming this fall.....

The Jews thought they could win....

They were wrong.

The JEWMINATOR!

The future is in his hands,

There's no way in hell this isn't just a delusional old man (and 128 years old is impossible), but IF IT WERE TRUE that you could live that long, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if the Nazis found a way to extend ones lifespan so much.

>>131365294
If it was real he could easily proof it by giving a 15 minute speech and putting it on youtube. People would instantly know if he were.

>>131365294
>Completely different nose
Also
>Comes out as Hitler
>immediately full on Nuremberg trials 2: Electric Boogaloo.

>>131370606
>128 years old is impossible
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/worlds-oldest-man-146-birthday-long-life-location-country-name-celebrates-old-age-a7505401.html

>>131365294
>>131365951
>>131366879
>>131369498
>>131369963

We can only dream.

I wish it was him so bad...

>>131370983

https://archive.is/2sVhZ

>>131370983
But Adolf was a drug addict, dude. There's no way in hell he survived that long.

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If he proves that hes hitler than I will wear a fucking SS uniform to every formal event for the rest of my life. Because at that point everything fucking changed, literally 80 years of history books will have to be walked back by the kikes that wrote the lies within them.

>>131371149
Promotion of being straight edge is pushed by the Jewish cabal to keep you from the secrets to immortality. Drug "overdoses" are ZOG taking out the only people who know more than you ever could.

>>131366879
>Guntherberg
>berg

oy vey!

>“Sometimes, he would forget who I was and where he was. He looked like he was in trance, and he would start talking about Jews and demons. Then he’d come back to normal,” she said.

Jews
(((Demons)))
(((((((Normal))))))
Guy is redpilled as fuck.

>>131371403
>being this retarded

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>>131371403
>the king nazi changes his name to a jewish name to hide his true identity

>>131369338

I believe this pic to be real. OPs pic is bs... that website is satire. Check the "about" page.

Hitler probably went to argentina and he probably lived for another 30 years or so. Either way, he probably passed away somewhere around the 70's or so.

>>131371265
If he IS Hitler and writes some redpilled AF book series, the kikes will just be "nah, it ain't hitler". If there's undeniable evidence that he's Hitler, the kikes will simply go "How could you possibly trust this man? HE'S LITERALLY HITLER!"

>>131371667
> If there's undeniable evidence that he's Hitler, the kikes will simply go "How could you possibly trust this man? HE'S LITERALLY HITLER!"
It would be fun to watch (((them))) trying to sentence a 126 years old senile man

>>131371814
>implying Hitler wouldn't laff during the whole proceedings

>>131371814
It would be even more fun to watch him get off scot free.

>>131371667
>oldman reveals some truths to the public
>dies the next day from (((old age)))

HEIL

>>131371656
agreed, not him but that doesn't mean the story of his death in Germany is true.

pic obviously bs ut for those who doubt it'http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/francis-morris-quarmby-celebrates-100-8000184

It would be funny if people around this guy start thinking he's Hitler and bothering him.

Satire sadly, but it was fun while it lasted ;-;

>>131365769
God kept him alive.

That or the love of his people

>>131365294
What would happen if he was actually Hitler?

The dude's 128 years old. What the fuck could anyone do to him that is worse than being alive at 128?

>>131372865
See >>131372245

>>131371011
Getting sloppy Nordbot. The link isn't working

>>131372865
Shame him on social media silly

>>131372865

people don't live to 128 years old, extremely rarely.

>>131373249
he's probably using Thule Society magik to keep himself alive

>same age as Hitler
>nazi treasure discovered near him
>came clean only after government stopped persecuting nazi war criminals

My gut tells me this man is the real Slim Shady.

Shouldn't the title be "Man claims for be 128-year-old Hitler? Because I seriously doubt he's actually that old.

>>131374966
Your gut is a retard and so are you.