Hey there wageslaves, just a reminder that you better get to sleep soon or else you might not be ready for work in the morning! You would want your boss Mr. Shekelstein to be angry would you?
Oh dont mind me im just getting comfy sitting by my fireplace sipping hot cocoa and watching anime on my laptop. It sure is nice not having to worry about getting enough sleep every day!
But I guess some people have to work and pay taxes or else how would we fund our 500 Billion Dollar annual aid package to Israel? Keep up the hard work wagies! Mush! Mush!
Shouldn't you be busy fapping into your mother's panties?
take your bait back to /r9k/ and stay there
saged
>>131362475
Jokes on you I work weekends, Mondays are my Saturdays
what if perhaps i enjoy my job ?
Don't go to sleep too late NEETy! The dollar store gets busy when you wake up with the rest of the niggers, wouldn't want to have to stand in line too long behind Shaniqua and her brood to get your ramen! Remember that Krogers checks ID for your food stamps and you don't have a license! Your social anxiety or your diabetics leg might make long lines uncomfortable. At least the first of the month is coming up! A whole fresh $300 to get you through the next month! Maybe you can splurge and buy a discounted steam game!
>>131362475
If you dont want to 9-5 your options are
1. Quit or reduce your hours and vastly reduce your standard of living
2. Become successful and open your own busimess or retire early (requires actual effort)
3. Move to cuba or another commie shithole and work more hours as a farmer
4. Kill yourself
Pick one and fuck off
>>131365688
You forgot
>have semi well off parents to whom you've become such a shameful hopeless burden that they don't even bother you anymore as long as you keep your peeing in Mountain Dew bottles to a minimum
>>131362475
Shill.
I still have paid the government for my privilege of working last year. I can't afford to work or else I'll just owe then more money. I'm done lads. No more working 3 months of the year to fund Jorge's 8 beaner babies or gay history in schools.