On the coming calamity.
Yellowstone is going to go boom. Like, no joke. Believe if you want that it's attached to what ever the hell is going down in August, that part is unimportant.
What is important is the days that follow the event. Once yellowstone goes off the western half of America, and most of the middle, is right proper fucked. We can, for the most part, assume total casualties. Yes, some will escape, but their numbers are irrelevant.
The eastern sea board will be, as much as anywhere can be, untouched by the event. Should we conclude that humanity won't be wiped out by this, the people on the east will need to flee. America will be desolate, dangerous, and uninhabitable for many years.
We have to go somewhere, and the only place that is an option is England. We have to beg to be re-welcomed by the parents we spurred in years past.
Once there, we have to do something the British cannot. We have to fight Islam. It's improper for the host country to attack a minority while it claims to be a observer of western ethics and codes, even if that minority is destructive.
Refugees from America will be in charge of pushing out the Islamic filth as thanks to our host in our time of need.
tl;dr and probably gay
Much needed bump
>>131349594
I remember Brazil and Australia have agreed to host US citizens in the event that Yellowstone blows. I think there was a third country, but I'm not sure whether or not the U.K. was one of them.
>>131352193
don't worry America, your lil bro will put you up as long as you need and you can help us deal with the left in our contry before it corrupts us. As an added bonus you'll be near Japan
>>131349594
I hope the ashes get over here in central mexico, the sun is fucking annoying and every day we are over 25°c
>>131349817
Yep, gay
>>131349594
Delusional and retarded. Kys newfag
>>131349594
You realize that it's normal in Yellowstone for hundreds of 'miniature earthquakes' to happen and is completely meaningless right?
>>131352193
>I remember Brazil and Australia have agreed to host US citizens in the event that Yellowstone blows.
Good. Australia is fucking huge and has lots of space for you despite how full they insist on telling everyone else they are. Unlike the UK. Because we actually are completely fucking full.