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How good a chance would we have if we invaded and took over a third world country and made it our own? Think of it as Rhodesia 2.0 if you will.

Look at Gambia for example. The government is in crisis and hopelessly corrupt, some elements of the military support the sitting President, some don't, and some just don't give a shit.

The government spends less than 1% of GDP on national defense. The total number of active-duty personnel are about 2,500--meaning there are probably more people browsing /pol/ right now, at this moment, than there are in their entire armed forces. The government says they can draft something like 300,000 military-age males but let's be real, they couldn't enforce a parking ban on their own front lawn let alone a nationwide conscription effort.

There are 22 million unique visitors to 4chan every month. Even if we were content with 1:1 odds manpower-wise, we would only need one hundredth of one percent of those people to sign up.

With /k/ at our side, how could we fail?