Well?

>>131327628
Probably 3 if im at full energy

>>131327628
I'd like to see how tall he is before making a guess.

>>131327628
At once? 4 maybe 5? One on one I could probably take 7 in a row before being very tired.

>>131328538
This but it depends on if they're armed and also >>131328636

>>131327628
all of them

>>131327628
at least 15

atleast a thousand. we're talking about a literal skeleton

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>>131327628
About 10 I'd say to be sure

>>131327628
WATCH OUT NAHTZEES!

>>131327628
Depends how chickenshit they are, if they're skittish you can separate even a semi-large pack, and if they lack cohesion as a group they're just going to be a disorganized mob desperately trying to keep arm's-length away from you while throwing ineffectual jabs at your back. You could kill like thirty of these things.

looks like an actor from the staged holocaust pics

>>131327628
I'm not very strong plus a womanlet

I could probably take five

>>131327628

Honestly about 4 if they all came at once.

>>131328636
Tall just means they're easier to trip. Try to trip a midget. Shit's impossible.

simple; how many could I bench
probably one thousand skeletors

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Too man6 unknowns. Are we armed? Do we have armor? Are they going to fight all at the same time, or one by one like ninjas?
I think I could take 3 at the same time. 6 to 9 if they fight one by one.

without energy like 2
frustrated and irritated 5

>>131327628
someone post that webm of him doing squats

>>131329001
interested in how you learned this

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>>131327628

5 easy

>>131328538
3? You could take out at least 3 by just calling them a fag.

>>131327628
i'd be legitimately scared of contracting aids while fighting one of these

I think I could take about 6 of these if I had eaten some oats and if I was angry enough.
I don't even think his hits would register

6grazillionnn

>>131327628
Depends on what time I get up and go to bed. 6:00 AM - 9:30 PM? I could average about 15, 20 an hour, minus an hour for lunch break. There's just no way I could lose to anyone that frail, and no way it would take longer than a couple minutes to make sure they wouldn't wake up again.

Genuinely ~15 at once
The avocado specimen is so lethargic and insecure with his body that I would just tear through his flailing flurry of slaps and 1 punch KO each of them...

1 at a time, probably get tired after 100

>>131327628
>tfw I'm about this skinny

I eat all the time, but I never seem to gain weight. I don't have a gallbladder so whenever I eat fatty foods, I just shit it all out.

How get big /pol/?

>>131327628
6? 7 maybe?

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real answer in a pack 20 .. one on one 100

>>131329507
You need to get /fit/ apparently

>Fighting someone with aids

>>131329507
lift, jog, eat protein.

>>131329507
Eat shitloads of cereal, like 3 huge bowls a day, shits pure sugar.

>>131328636
https://www.instagram.com/johnnysjoys/?hl=en

No amount of them could deal any damage to me unless they were willing to pick one up and use that ugly noggin as a battering ram

>>131329225
look at his flag. 3 might be too many

>>131329185
>new guy in school
>a midget
>try and fuck with him
>try and trip him
>it doesn't work, but he trips in his own feet when chases us, so we get a laugh anyway
>midget gets suspended for screaming and swearing because the security guard (my friends' football coach) wouldn't do anything against us

High school was so much fun, I miss it.

>break glasses
>he can't see shit

Could probably take 4 or 5 of him

>>131329507
>don't have a gallbladder

???

>How get big /pol/?

You're kinda fucked but go for brotein and carbs I guess. You should be able to gain even though you need some fat you'll probably get a little bit of it with your protein sources.

>>131328871
I'm picturing them running around like ostriches

>>131327628
That is truly an unfortunate face.

>>131327628
2, MAYBE 3
I'm not confident in my martial abilities

>>131328968
no, you would get diccd down, fucking slut

>>131327628
0, I'd run like hell. God knows what kind of diseases that thing is carrying

>>131329716
How tiny is that thing

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>mad at someone who probably lost 500 pounds and saved his life through healthy eating

no fap eat more food lift fuck joggin your allready to skinny

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6 million

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>>131329687
lol 5'6 detected

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how do you have a double chin at 90lbs

>>131327628
tfw 5'10 and 140 lbs. It would be a dirty fight that would end as a toss up really.

>>131329507
Do strength exercises.

>>131328968
Post your tits

>>131328871
This any real man with basic tactics and experience will Sparta the fuck out of them

>>131327628
like 5 or 6 my dude

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>>131327628

That's like asking how many sheep could you slaughter in a day.

I think they'd all just break down in tears, curl into the fetal position and wait for death once you curb stomped one or two of them, then it would just be a matter of pacing yourself.

Theoretically I'd say I could kill a few hundred before I had to sleep.

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>>131328636

>>131329507
You think you're eating enough but you're not. I had the same problem dude and the fact was I was simply just not eating enough.

Get mass gainers, eat a fuck ton of wholesome foods, and lift weights. I went from 114 lbs to 175 lbs at 5'10, took a long time but there is hope for us skellies.

>>131329687
lol, why are all cross fit and weightlifters tiny?

>>131327628
3-4 depending on how I feel this day

>>131328968
Yeah a tough female definitely could but tits or get the fuck out

>>131328719
But he is armed, can't you the cannons of arms that he has

>>131328968

>btw I'm a girl

>>131327628
>tfw boxer

maybe five or six hundred before I started tiring, then another few hundred before I was spent, lie down for a bit to recharge, not like they'll be able to do any damage anyway

although if any of them had knives I'd run the fuck away

>>131329001
midgets are pretty tough and strong for their size

>>131328636
he's at a grocery store. the standard height of those vegetable stands would be very specifically designated by social engineers to achieve the best potential interest to shoppers (if it's a Walmart at least).
I'd estimate he's somewhere between five to five and a half feet tall. also he doesn't have the mass for a face that bulbous, it's most likely a reaction to something he has an allergy to but doesn't realize it.

Probably just one of him. He seems pretty hardcore in that squat video. Never seen anyone squat that much weight before. I'm shaking in my boots.

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>>131329089
This nigga wants armor to fight chicken little

>>131328968
post your teetays

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>>131328968
pour maple syrup on your feet you filthy leaf whore!

DANCE, DANCE I SAY!

>>131330114
bitch ass shoes, pants, hat, and squats

>>131329001
Lol yeah lanky fagglets are basically tortoises

>>131329716
Holy fuck I can't unsee that.

>>131328636
>he

>>131327628
Assuming at once
Blood thirsted hive minded? 4-5 max especially if they bite

Normal ones maybe 10

>>131330166
>cross fit
Because they're a literal meme. Although some can be pretty lean.

>weightlifers
>tiny
What? What """weightlifters""" are you referring to?

>>131329507
Anadrol and test

>>131330140
>5' 10"
Could have just hung yourself and saved all that effort

>>131330223
Yeah, that's because they're like small english bulldogs.

Sober about 15. Pissed out my face 22

>>131330114
This is how all girls work out at the gym

>>131329175
>him

>>131330525
>hides his flag

Don't speak to me, coward.

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few dozen

>>131329908
>his

>>131330499
haha, Serbia is rural surburban retard area

>>131327628
Only one. I could take on a few more if only they wouldn't run off like pussies after only one of theirs gets snapped like a twig

>>131330630
indeed, for that is a mentally ill woman

>>131327628
better question, how many Ze's does it take to bring down an average /pol/ browser.

Even better, what is average /pol/ browser?
6' 195 lb male with moderate muscle mass.

>>131327628
To all asking wtf's wrong with it - that's a ftm, so it kinda makes sense it's proportions are all kinds of fucked.

>>131327628
How do I type out an infinity sign, you bunch of nerd virgins?

I'm guessing 4 or 5 at the same time.
One by one? maybe 10

I imagine someone that knows how to fight could easily add a zero to those numbers

>>131330114
ffs lol
Is that just the bar?

>>131329001
low center of mass

>>131327628
Can I bring an axe?

>>131330821

Either way, it is gayer than 5 dudes fucking 4 dudes.

>>131330714
haha, shitposting behind a Hippie flag. So funny, are you a leaf?

>>131327628
I wouldn't try. I don't want to catch aids by getting their blood on my.

>>131330800
No it's not, that's a standard ass liberal male.

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>>131327628
None. I'd immediately concede and run away because I'd be too afraid to come in contact with any of its bodily fluids.

>>131330644
Just filter-by-flag anyone using faggy shit like hippies or dems, they're 100% shitposting 100% of the time.

>>131327628
Probably has cancer, nobody should be that skinny.

>>131328968
>leaf
>woman
makes sense. Tits or GTFO

>>131330659
this
I'd rather fight dirty than lose
If niggers are gonna fight you 3v1 you gotta grab the BBC and rip it off
Also going for the eyes, grappling to bite off an ear, or a bit a cheek

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>You've been visited by the spoopy skeleton of liberalism
>Respond now, or be cursed with negligible gains for the rest of your life

>>131330931
Did you pick up great cleave?

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>>131330800
I always want to confront the women turned men and fight them. Why done let them muscle in on our resources?

>>131331095
pls gimme gains

>>131331035
>Probably has cancer, nobody should be that skinny.
Could be Celiac Disease

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>>131328885

>>131330659
I like the third attack.

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>>131327628
Somewhere between 1487 and 1489 of them in a sitting

>>131331153
It's an eating disorder, you dumb mongrel.

>>131330987
No, it's pictures are often used on /fit/ for shitposting, it's confirmed it's a ftm.

While many liberal "males" are indeed pathetic, this particular example isn't truly a male.

>>131331095
GAINZ

hundreds

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>>131330659
We can't have you going around kicking people in the testicles

>>131327628
Isn't that a ftm tranny?

>>131328636
use the size of the avocado. im estimating about 5'8" max height

>>131331095
Thank Mr Skeltal

5 and i'm 5'7 127lbs

>>131330114
NAAAATZES WATCH OUT

>>131329744
What is it like to have peaked in highschool?

>>131327628
Thats depends. How big are their dicks? Ive only got 2 holes after all

>>131327628
i'm 6'2 and 289 pounds at 16% bf. i'd estimate maybe 15-20 no joke

>>131329379
>The avocado specimen
What did he mean by this?

Join the Liftwaffe and smash the swole left

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>>131327628
Why would you want to fight him? He's super cute senpai

>>131331095
NO

>>131330114
>lifting with those shoes

>>131331363
Bruh start lifting.

>>131327628
A dozen. Guaranteed

>>131330114

>faggot squat
>faggot legs
>fag, fag, fag

I want to punch that creature way more than op's pic.
I want to cut out his useless quads, break his baby knees and impale him on a barbell.

God I hate that webm.

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>>131331095
thanks mr skeletin

>>131331688

looks a bit like alex soros...

>>131331688
Aphex Twin II

>>131327628
0, one punch from even a malnourished female and he explodes into mist- and you catch AIDS

>>131331688
>posing with female clothes
>not shaved at all
Cmon at least try.

>>131327628
>all these faggots not instantly saying AT LEAST 20 from just glancing at this twig.

>>131331551
Meh, I live a pretty hedonistic lifestyle, so I don't really care. I just had tons of fun during highschool, so it'd be cool to have that sort of fun again.

>>131331095

I dont understand how you get this kind of frame, does he just lay in bed all day and drink soy milk?

>>131329638
dump pepes 1-28

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>>131331688
How do you even react to this pic?

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>>131327628

Probably like 2-3 at once. 1 on 1 like 10 easy before I start getting tired.

Id be worried that a punch to his chest with everything I have would blast a round slab of meat out the other side.

>>131327628
If I can be as brutal as I want without repercussion for breaking bones or potentially killing them then at least 10, I mean someone like that is literally defenseless and you can main and kill them with your bare hands unless you are a complete pussy until you get tired

>>131331921
wow, you are even more cringe than I initially thought

>>131329716
Wew lad theres some serious heresy in that intsagram

>>131330114
>locking his knees
if there were any actual weight on that bar, he'd be making a big mistake.

>>131331095
GAINZZZZZZZZZ

>>131332061
>have would blast a round slab of meat out the other side.
Nah it would mostly be bone.

>>131327628
I really dont know, these Avocados look tough.

>>131331688
wew lad

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>>131331095
Take your filthy you

>>131331095
Fucking lib

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>>131332178
kek

>>131329940
Kek

>>131329716
Had eating disorders though. This guy has mental issues he's trying to recover from. No need to mock him.

>>131331688
AIDS really fucks your shit up eh?

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>>131327628
I would think about 10, Easily, the same physical construction of a 12 yo girl. As long as hes less than 5'8" which i think hes much shorter

>>131331095
That's an ESS JAY WOBBLE YEW
IMAGINE MOI SHOCK

at the VERY least 5 if they don't all rush me at once because nobody can beat having all your limbs weighed down but multiple enemies no matter what size

>>131327628
>implying /pol/ NEETs ever leave their mother's basements

>>131327628
He looks like he would die from a punch in the face

>>131331095
muh gainz

>>131331095
please no mr skeleton

it would be pretty difficult after 3-4

if it was 1 on 1 until i lost, would probably get to 13 or something like that

>>131331931
I do that and Im fat as fuck

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>>131328538
You should ashamed of yourself as an Aussie. Cunt.

>>131330212
Tits or GTFO!

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>>131327628
As many as I need to.

>>131327628
6

>>131331095
C U M E A T E R
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Say hes full of HIV/AIDs, and he starts bleeding everywhere.

How many can you take now?

>>131331095
I need gains I do plenty of Right Wing Death Squats

>>131327628
God, I'm 5'10 and 155lbs and my thighs are like 4 of its arms and I have definition unlike this thing

>>131331095
GAINZ PLS

>>131332923
How much ammo do I get?

>>131332412
how on earth are you employable with that kind of crap on your arms?

>>131331095
Thanks avocado skelly!

I'm strong but a manlet, so sadly I think even 2 could simply overwhelm me if they work together.

why would i fight him i just want to steal him from his bf and lock him in my sex room <3

>>131327628
5 or 6

>>131327628

They probably have aids anon you dont want to fight them they might bleed.

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>>131331095
Please don't, I just finally started lifting after high school and I'm trying to get serious again.

>>131331095
I want them gibs

>>131331095

I see this guy posted often enough and still don't who the fuck he is.

Is he some randomer that /pol/ has latched on to or is he another e-celeb?

>>131327628

10 easily.

I took on 3 niggers at once. I can take 10 of mister skeleton.

>>131332923

20

If they start attacking you, you gotta man up or die. HIV/Aids isn't a detterent when your other option is death. Are you a pussy, by chance?

>>131327628
I could lay them low with a disappointed stare.

I guess we'd have to calculate how far away you can see a face from, and how many people you could fit in that radius.

>>131331095
gainz

>>131331095
no plz

>>131331095
NOT ON MY WATCH GAINS GOBLIN

>>131327628
Shit man, it looks like a biter with hep c. Maybe 2. Just until I run outta things to hit them with.

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>>131331316
>that reference

>>131331095
Fashy gains please.

>>131327628
At least 10, not even kidding. Physically I'm superior to this creature, but I can tell by its stance and general being that I can mentally be far more aggressive and dominant than it, and I can rely on it being a fucking pussy first and foremost

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>>131331095
Here you go.

what is a win in said fight? TKO...KO.. submit? kill?

>>131332392
>he

>>131327628
maybe 50 before i complete run out of energies

>>131331095
Muh gains.

>>131331794
>him
>>131332130
>his

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How many of these could you take in fight?

>>131331095
pls no

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>>131329225
kek

>>131332392
eat shit frog, all libruls deserve ridicule, even those with crippling genetic defects

>>131334530
how watch this and not think "fuck niggers"?

It honestly probably depends on how bloodthirsty they are. Like, if they were zombie-mode all-out blind bloodthirsty rage I'd probably have trouble with just one. But if they were themselves and just wanted to fight me, I'd say three or four.

>>131331095
not my gainzzz

>>131332392
>This guy has mental issues he's trying to recover from.
You mean like homosexuality?

>>131327628
I'd say about 20. That faggot could only overpower you with enough clones to out weigh you 2 to 3, It would just be the weight of fat, bones and 5\7 pounds of organs. But only in theory, realistically it would likely take 50-70 cus he would be such a coward faggot, assuming that they would still dare

>one post by this id

Sage.

>>131327628
>environment for combat is a fruit and veg market
Since his glasses would protect him from squeezing juice into his eyes would probably rely on carrots to break the lenses and cause damage to eyes since I'm not very fit and would be worn out quickly in fist fights. Considering that they would probably run or be shocked after one had glass shards in his eye I could probably take on about 2 dozen at least at once. Could always resort to hitting him in his transgender parts if worst comes to worst and I'm dogpiled before getting the aoe stun from being edgy and going for the eyes.

>>131332412
someone left their time machine in the gay wing of auschwitz

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>>131335479

>be Irish
>not use a spud as a weapon in a fruit and veg stall fight

>>131331095
NO

>>131332751
aahahahahahh vikings >>>>> niggers

>>131327628
One-by-one? I could probably go for about an hour at a 1 every 10 second pace
All at once? Maybe 10?

>>131336030
>not use a spud as a weapon in a fruit and veg stall fight
Question is how many I could take not which weapon I would use. Carrot maximises combat ability but would probably grab closest veg which would be potatoes since I wouldn't shop for anything else there.

>>131331095
Muh ganiz

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>>131336336

Actually this is in Melbourne so the guy most likely has ancestors from around our shores.

They've a real problem with Sudanese gangs in Melbourne but Aussies don't seem to be taking much of their shit lately with several vigilante groups taking them on.

>>131330114
Smith machine... Dear god

>>131327628
He's so puny looking that I would say 6-10. Honestly I feel like fighting 12 year olds would be harder.

>>131331095
GAINZ