HE COMES

Has the American election just turned into celebrities winning?

>Democucks will be split up between Bernie, Zuckerberg and The Rock, and whoever """""""wins"""""" their primary

>>131312615
yes, because we're a bunch of imbeciles

>>131311757
i will shill for him

>>131311757
hes such a joke it would 100% guarantee trump gets re-elected

>>131311757
approved
this goy is kosher

>>131311757
He likes money too much.

>>131312615
No.
People asked the same thing when Reagan was president.
Nothing happened

>>131313469
SCOOPS FOR THE MANY
NOT FOR THE FEW

NOT ONE MAN SHALL HORDE MORE THAN ONE SCOOP
ONE SCOOP AND ONLY ONE SCOOP FOR ALL ONE PERSONS EACH

Time for Mel Gibson to produce a comedic skit where Colbert and Bernie are put into a gas chamber together

>>131311757

That hunger games stunt was the gayest thing I've ever seen. They had to explain the reference because no one understood it. What a loser.

>>131314092
Brother, may I have some scoops?

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Will the 2020 presidential campaign be the greatest shitfest ever witnessed?

>>131312615
he won't win. treaduea is no different from a celebrity anyway you fucking moron.

>>131312615
>>131313437
it will never happen again.

>>131311757
Does he have any polices?
1 scoop limit?

>>131311757
The DNC is a Downs Sydrome dance party playing this on a loop: Tequila

https://g.co/kgs/15tykM

>>131314254
>trump running
>colbert running
>the rock running
>zuccerberg running
>Kanye running
Was idiocracy a prophetic documentary?

He's just mad Trump thought of it first. :^)

>>131311757
I will kill him by dumping two truckloads of ice cream on him if he tries

>>131311757
>Connected to Podesta.
Won't work.

>>131311757
as he has done before

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>>131314481
Pretty much this.
The thing is nobody respect colbert.
He's a low IQ faggot.

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>>131313925
>>131313967
true

>>131312615
I for one welcome the presidential run of James woods

>>131314445
No.
Its just proving what we already knew, the vast majority of celebrities are human trash.

>>131311757
"Hello my name is Lester Colt, Welcome to the Election 2020 debates, The candidates will have 60 seconds to answer each question, Our first question is for you Mr Colbert, How would you propose to fund your tax plan?

>The room goes silent

"heh, tax plan? more like taxle plan, or taxle plaxle heh heh, taxle plaxle the flaxle TAXLE THE FLAXLE PAXLE TAXITY PAXITY OF TO THE MAXITY FLINGLE FLAXIT MINGLE MOTSIT WINGLE FRINGLE BINGLE DOO DOO MUGAXLE FLIPPITY DRAMBABADOOMAJAKAW

>Whips his dick out

SCOOBLE FROOBLE MY NOOBLE DINGLEEE DRAMMPFFF REEBLE TAXLEPLAN

I mean come on, It's the current year

>Applause

A vote for Zucc is a vote for Succ

I'd prefere Jon tbqh senpai.

>>131314028
>People asked the same thing when Reagan was president.
>Nothing happened

Reagan was the Governor of California before the presidency. He was already a politician by the 70s, which makes him literally infinitely more experienced in the art of governance than Trump or Colbert, who have zero. American politics is a joke now, a game show with no substance and a thousand bells and whistles to dazzle and bewilder the stupefied masses. This is how America ends. It's the fate you deserve. God knows you've done everything within your power to ensure it.

I can't decide what will be more satisfying in 2020

>Trump wins again, Leftist shitstorm 2.0
>Trump loses, /ptg/ absolutely eternally btfo

>>131314919
>a republican business man who got rich in new york doesn't know anything about politics

You're fucking retarded, an even if we dancing in the shitty patch of dirt you made willingly Trump will have 4 years of experience by the end of this if you want to be a supreme nitpicking little soft wood faggot about it.

>>131314796
He will put a tax on those who have more than 1 scoop

>>131314770
>Played a vampire Hunter
>Savage on twatter
Eh, I'd vote for him depending on his views and policies

>>131311757
A SCOOP IN EVERY BOWL

>>131314972
Literally every choice is good
We got a bad TV show host, the founder of a dying social media giant, a famous fighter, a shitty singer and a WWE hall of fame winner
We can't lose no matter what

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>2019 comes
>Globalists line up by the HUNDREDS to challenge trump
>They don't understand how polling works
>Maximum candidates becomes 50
>Back to back to back democrat debates
>eventually narrow down to a field of 25
>they all have the same positions
>eventually narrow down to 12 dems
>Trump remains incumbant, running the country
>eventually the democrats narrow down to two
>Elizabeth Warren, and Stephen Colbert
>after a long primary Warren/Colbert unity ticket formed
>First debate comes
>Trump calls Warren Pocahontas on live television
>The wails of democratic REEEs fill the atmosphere across the nation
>whole continent literally shaking
>Christ himself descends from heaven, declaring trump president for life
>mfw

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>>131311757

2020 for the Dems is going to be a power struggle internally.

It's no coincidence all these Celebs want to run as Dems. They hope to "reshape" the DNC, but the DNC doesn't want to be "reshaped".

Archives: http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/subject/knowledge%20bomb/username/anonymous5/tripcode/%21%219O2tecpDHQ6/

The thing I don't get about the Libtards: The people have spoken. WE elected this reality TV star steak salesman for a reason. That reason is because we were tired of your bullshit. And they are so fucking stupid that they double down on their bullshit?

This just proves that they are idiots. They think we are dumb,but we know that they are retarded.

My how times have changed. It's fucking glorious. Their vision got decapitated.

Mike Pence (R) vs. The Rock (D) vs. Colbert (I) vs. Jeb (G)

>>131311757

Who could the Dems have as a serious candidate in 2020? Can Bernie even live to 2024?

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DRRUUUUUUPFFF WILL GOOO DUUUUUWN

>>131311757
somebody tell that man he doesn't need to be president to get 2 scoops.

>>131315029
>>a republican business man who got rich in new york doesn't know anything about politics

He doesn't even know a thing about real estate. Everyone in NYC real estate thinks Trump is an idiot. This has always been the case. He's a shit businessman and he's even worse on politics or world affairs.

>>131314445
I can't wait to be integrated into the the Zuckerberg Hive Society Network

>>131311757
>>131312615
No.

See, whats happened here recently is that the Democrats are so fucking retarded, brain dead and out of touch with the common voter that they assume Donald Trump won just because he was a "reality TV star"- not because of his former business experience, or because of his stance on immigration, or because of his America First policies, no, their heads are so far up their own ass they think it was because of his (B grade) celebrity status.

So being as retarded as the Democrats are, they start rolling out endorsements en masse for B grade celebrities like The Rock, Oprah and Colbert as well as others in hopes of wooing Republican/Trump voters over to the Democratic Party.

Yes, thats right, Democrats are honestly this fucking out of touch and retarded. I wish I was joking.

>>131311757
Nice. I learned a lot from this man about american politics. I'm sure he'll be a much better president than drumpf and contribute to peace in middle east

Lol at Colbert seriously trying to achieve the "Jon Stewart Dream President" meme a decade too late from when it might have worked

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>>131315173
>id vote for him depending on his views
There is a 99% chance James woods legitimately lurks /pol/

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>>131315271
If all these people run, it's gonna be a mess

>>131315755
3/10 best I can do.

What would his campaign motto be?

>One man = One Scoop

He's "ran" before and backed out.

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>>131311757
Typical Democrat choice, white, unstable and dressing in semi drag openly. Time for a based black man, is snoop thinking of running yet?

>>131316265
It would no doubt be a "humorous" parody of whatever trumps slogan would be. It would have a hash tag and everything.
>Make America #SANE again XD
>Greater than Drumpf
>SANER THAN EVER BEFORE

>>131316385
Kanye is, but it wouldn't surprise me if snoop does as well

>>131315755
There will never be peace in the sandbox.Sandniggers are stupid.Always have been and always will be.

I think the US needs to start doing goat drops, so you retards will be able to continue your sacred traditions.

>>131315596
>everyone in the nyc real estate business thinks trump is an idiot
>trump has more money than them
>trump has more power than them

Hmm i wonder why (((they))) all hate trump

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>>131311757
http://www.strawpoll.me/13284879
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13284879
http://www.strawpoll.me/13284879

>>131311757
Another Democrat running on a platform of "I'm not Drumpf!"

>>131314796
My fucking sides

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>>131316385
>>131316473
normies hate Kanye
Colbert is meh
Zucc is the winner of that shitrace. Rich, smart, jew, married a chink

>>131314445
it wasn't prophetic.

>stupid nigger president
>consumism over 9000
>everybody is watching porn
>degeneration everywhere

sounds pretty much like a leftie under Obama.

>>131314796
i dont know why but at
>applause

i loled hard

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>>131311757
make alex jones run to combat him, lunatics from both sides

will Jeb run this time?

>>131315596
What does a fucking Leaf know about Manhattan real estate one percenters here in America?

Stfu faggot.

>>131311757
i doubt he has the money to

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>>131318445
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUiIy_T40g0

>daddy bush cryfaps himself to sleep every night when he reflects on his village idjit son jeb,

junior had obfuscating stupidity and was skull and bones

>>131313267
I really want to see them try to prop Shillary's rotting corpse behind a podium again

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>>131320139
Nah, shillary is past her prime, they might pick her daughter, ugly chelsea instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ePhVDYRiE

>>131315675
I couldn't believe the number of times boomer Democrats said shit like "he's not a real billionare and he can't fire everyone like he does on TV" to me last year.

He just wants people to talk about him because his ratings are slipping. He knows that he could never win.

No one has alienated more people with his arrogant liberal smugness than Colbert.

>>131317270
>he made Facebook, he's a genius
this is literally what liberals believe

>>131311757
source?

>>131320991
exactly

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>>131311757
UR NOT GETTIN MY SCOOPS DRUMPHIES!!!

>>131315675
>Yes, thats right, Democrats are honestly this fucking out of touch and retarded. I wish I was joking.

why would you wish such a thing? their retardation means GREAT things for america once that shit stain "party" dies.

>>131314972
I'd pick leftist shit storm. I don't particularly like /ptg/, but they were fun during the election. The general should have died when Trump won. The leftists, on the other hand, might actually start a fucking revolution if he wins again.

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>>131320991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6jOxUc93nI

>(((Mark Zuckerberg)))
>"People just submitted it. I don't know why. They 'trust me.' Dumb fucks."

>>131321531
youre not /k/ yet??

What kind of shit can we dig up on him now? You know he's had to have done something really shady, he's in Hollywood.

>>131313860
>what liberals said about Trump

>>131311757
This should not surprise you if you knew the location Of where the Globlist built there own bohemian grove at...

https://www.renaissanceweekend.org/participants/illustrativelists.htm

http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2016/09/16/colin-powells-hacked-emails-reveal-insider-details-secretive-bohemian-grove-summit-worlds-elite/

>>131303499
>>131306070
>>131306480

>>131315675
With respect to The Rock, I haven't seen anything about him running as a Democrat or running in 2020. All I ever saw was that he was considering a run with no specifics given. Maybe he had, and I just missed it.

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>>131311757

LOL they all idolize Trump but don't want to ADMIT IT!

FEELS GUD MAN

>>131312615
When will the burgers wake up and elect le based weedman snowboard coach to run their country?

>>131322333
The thing is Trump ran a serious campaign and liberals failed to realize that "Haha this guy so fuckin stoopid has to be a joke" isnt a political argument. Colbert would literally be running for le epic troll to stay relevant after his failing
TV career

>>131314919
You're mostly right there, leaf. But I'd rather live in America with the freedoms we have left than live in cuckland where I can't hurt anyone's feelings or else risk going to jail.

>>131314445
All we need now is dawg the bounty hunter for the independents and we might have a chance of making a bigger fuckfest then the last one

>>131315755
Only thing I'd consider contributing towards peace in the middle east is a nuke delivered via B2. For nigh on 2 millennia you fucks haven't known what peace is.

>>131313437
Trump wasn't really a celebrity until he was a famous businessman. His celebrity is a byproduct of his ability at a much more important task.

>>131311757
This is all to make a mockery of your political system americunts, wake the fuck up. Colbert is a Jew.