>be me
>wake up and make breakfast
>see neighbors are having yard sale today
>super liberal neighbors
>gay pride flag hanging from porch
>open all my windows
>lift up the blinds
>stream alt-right rally in Washington to my tv
>yard sale patrons leave in disgust
>neighbors are cussing as they sit in their empty driveway
>plan on doing some yard work when the speech ends
Is there anything better than being a white conservative?
>>131295359
cool story bro
Sheee-t mang. We be breedin up yo white daughters up in dis bitch all nite mang. This party ben goin for 20 hour nigga
>>131296038
muh dick
>>131295359
you talk like a fag and your shits all retarted
befriend the sodomites instead, it's important to have rapport with your neighbors even if you hate them
if you weren't an insecure manchild you would know this already
>>131295359
>not going to church
Fuck off heathen.
>>131297136
Retarded*
You're hillbilly is showing. Buy a house of your own, get a wife, have some kids and then come talk to me.
Stop shilling this mormon shit
>>131297347
Yuor*
Now my hillbilly is showing.