/pol/ unequivocally BTFO

>>131281358
Die slow Canada.
Thank you.

>>131281358
Technically they are the pilot until they crash it into a tower.

>>131281358
I swear I read " A PLOT"

>>131281358
So terrorists apply for normal jobs to commit terrorist acts.

>>131281358
>saw .ca
>panicked and thought it was California, and thought they lost what little sanity they had left
>realized it was just leafland

>>131281358
a fiction.

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>>131281358
But that's literaily the joke. You're supposed to expect a different response but the fact the response is so mundane it's funny.

Also put this on the ad.

>>131281358
a cruise missile

>>131281358
>what do you call a [RACIAL MINORITY] doing a [NORMAL THING THAT ANYONE CAN DO]
>[THE WORD WE USE FOR SOMEONE DOING THAT THING, RATHER THAN A RACIAL SLUR]

HOLY SHIT RACISTS FUCKING ANNIHILATED FOREVER

BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT ONE DIDJA

>>131281358
What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

SEVERE terror alert

Always remember, if less than 100% of Muslims do something, then 0% of Muslims are responsible. But if one white person does something, 100% of whites are responsible.

>>131281358

I didn't know being a Muslim was a race

There has never been a female muslim pilot. I guarantee it.

>>131281358
Show me one

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>>131281358
>Welcome aboard, anon. We hope you enjoy your flight.

What do?

>>131281358
what do you call a nigger who's stacking wood?

a pilot

(pilot over there, nigger)

>>131281358
>what do you call a muslim woman piloting a plane?
Haram

>>131281358
Someone draw the twin towers beside the plane with white paint.

>>131281358
Oh so it was pilots that crashed in to the world trade center?

Damn pilots, they should all be put into concentration camps.

>>131281358
What do you call a feminine, virtue-signaling cuck?

A Canadian.

>>131281358
Who /taking the pledge/ here?

>I pledge to be an advocate for the values of Break the Behaviour, and to uphold its vision for a more inclusive, and racism-free Ontario.

>I will reject Islamophobia and racism in all its forms, and pledge to help take a stand wherever and whenever I encounter it.

>I understand that Ontario is a place where everybody deserves to feel at home, and will never undermine the dignity of my fellow Ontarians. Instead, I will commit myself to working to overcome inequality and achieving shared prosperity.

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FUCKING LEAF

>>131281887
Wonder who the fuck bought me a ticket for a shit tier third world airline.

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>>131281358
>>131282301
Brought to you by...

>>131281358
>what do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

a terminal guidance system

>>131281893

Kek, I love daft puns

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>>131281358

A muslim is a killer, torturer, rapist, looter, terrorist, all wrapped into one.
so if you really want to insult someone, call them a Muslim.

>>131281358

I HEREBY PLEDGE THAT EVERYONE WHO'S COMING ACROSS THOSE POSTERS PAINTS THE SILHOUETTE OF THE TWIN TOWERS NEXT TO THE PLANE

>>131281358
An apostate. Planes are haram

>>131281358
is this a 9/11 joke or what.

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>>131281887

>>131281887
>three women flying an airplane
what the fuck are we going to do when they all get up to go the bathroom at the same time

>>131281358
Pilots land the planes not fly them into buildings.

>>131283526
>what the fuck are we going to do when they all get up to go the bathroom at the same time

You will probably try to take pictures from inside the toilet

>>131281358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l20Pac9YWM

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>>131281887
Y-you too...

>>131281358
Kamikaze

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>>131281358

>>131283625
why would I do that myself, I would just select the feed from the in-seat entertainment menu like I always do

I don't get the joke

>>131281615
You might not be wrong. I don't have a picture of it, but the last time I was on BART there a poster in the car about what to do in the case of Islamophobic harassment.

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>>131284326

>>131281358
How fucking condescending. I hate the government more and more with each passing day.

>it's a leftists try and label islam as a race episode

>>131281358
You mean

>a pilot for the will of allahu which will bring upon death to the infidels

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>>131284326

>>131282905
It would be so easy. They are begging for it by leaving that blank space there.

>>131281887
Why the fuck are you flying Royal Brunei in the first place???

>>131281358
A pilot, not a series.
Think about it.

>>131282905
Damn I meant to respond to
>>131284326

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>>131284521
Here we go; found a picture of it online. Doesn't seem like bad advice for if anyone is being a dick to anyone else in a public space, but the authors decided to make it about Islam.

>>131281887
aloha snackbar

>>131284859
Kek

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>>131281508
really made me think

>>131281528
kek

>>131284926
>I like your belt, where did you get it?
>>I made it myself.

>>131284326
muslim women cant drive cars let alone drive planes......hell they cant even walk done the street..........at best she might be a copiolt for her husband.

>what do you call a Muslim man driving a truck?
>a truck driver

>what do you call a Muslim man driving a truck into pedestrians?
>not a real Muslim

>>131281508
when second post is the best

>>131285090
love the pic

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>>131281358

>>131281358
>Sure they completely destroyed two landmarks, but they were just trying to start a dialogue :^)

This joke is stolen from true detective season 1. Canadians cannot even think of something original.

>>131281358
Islamic women are not even allowed to drive cars, much less planes

>>131285090
>tragically the helicopter crashed with no survivors
>analysis of the black box recordings indicates the crash was caused by Chief Z'bubb confusing the cyclic control stick with his penis case

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>>131281887
>sweet, this flight will take me directly to my office building

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>>131281358

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>women flying my plane
keep it together anon, maybe they won't crash too far out at sea

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>>131281358
Like this pilots?