AUSPOL dab edition

Gday cunt

>English test for prospective citizens includes ‘politically charged’ questions on coal

Q1. Are you a coal burner?

>>131267132
so do that AND get a job. investing in shit isn't going to give you enough passive income if you're unemployed mate.

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>Cunts actually think this is a large number of jobs listings
>The largest groups are fucking babysitters and housekeepers
>And you're basically fucked if you're not in NSW

I swear half you cunts are braindead. That's fuck all listings, half of them old as fuck and out of date, and moving across the country for a fucking part time job is ridiculous.

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G'day, convicts.

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>>131267364
g'day achmed

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Ive been away for some time, what are your thoughts on the red pilled movie?
http://theredpillmovie.com
Also whats wrong with these people?

>>131267298
where are you m8?

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>>131267298

just get a trade moite plenty jobs out there struth!

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ARE WE READY TO DO SOME DAMAGE TO THE ETERNAL KRAUT, LADDOS?

>>131267446
Mining region, WA. Shit's dead out here, we're running 500+ applicants for every apprenticeship that opens up. Most tradies looking for apprentices are getting people more qualified than them applying saying they'll take apprentice rates if they can just have a fucking job.

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>>131267454
they won't know what hit them

>>131267554
jesus. time to move mate.
if you want to come over to cuckbourne there's a fuckload of demand for labourers at the minute. i'm having to hire mostly backpackers and pajeets because the cucks here don't want to work hard.

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>>131267454

>>131267364
>>131267397
Ah, never change 4chan, never change

>>131267701

What do labourers actually do because I ask my friends this and they basically say "We do fuck all".

I'm guessing you accept the dumbest of cunts, is that why most people take their own lives?

>>131267453
>3 days a week
amazing job

what the fuck does babysitting even add to the economy? it feels like we don't produce anything of value as a nation anymore. we're just fucking each other over.

what does a fancy coffee add to the economy?

>>131267763
do it again Bomber Harris

>>131267453
>Earn great money driving uber and renting this car plebian!
Lol probably get like $15 an hour AT BEST after expenses.

>>131267701
What buisness you in mate?
Is there actually a problem with Aussies not working hard enough?
All the fellas I work with and know in trades work bloody hard and none of them aren't true blue

lots of pommy cunts here today

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Redpill me on Australia's race relations, convicts.

Here the only issues are with Pakis, Poles and Micks. What about you? Are abos really that bad? I can't imagine gooks are Paki tier?

>>131267701
I have a house, and it sure as shit isn't going to sell or get a tenant in this market.

>>131267797
when i was in high school there was some days where they had job experience courses running where you basically just go and do a bit of training

some of my friends did it for the labourer jobs and they pretty much just sat around a campfire for a few hours

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>>131267454

The very thought of this gives me fuzzies.

>>131267797
move heavy shit around. yeah most cunts are either drug fucked, pissheads and/or dumb cunts.
>>131267895
brickie. being a brickie's labourer is a cunt of a job, i've been there. but no one is getting into the trade at the minute.

>>131268005
Abos aren't a problem. Out problem is mudrats in the cities and Sudanigger reffos. Our biggest issue is that our government is trying to push that CANZUK shit so we can be flooded with all your human garbage.

>>131268005
chinese communists are infiltrating us

>>131268117
Heard being a brickie is pretty strenuous hay
Seems pretty repetitive too
I'm just doing concreting and paving lately but I get moved around too different trades every few weeks which is pretty good
Gonna ask to get put onto building so I can build my own place in a few years

>>131268125

When exactly did Straya start letting in chinks and shitskins by the boatload? When I visited back in the 80's, Australia had a tight immigration policy, if I remember correctly.

>>131268005
Gooks aren't violent, but they are subverting our government and economy.

Reminder that its 24 hours to QandA hillarity

>>131268384
who's on the panel this week? i want alex jones.

>>131268440
> alex jones

now that would be entertaining. it'd be like worlds collide.

>>131268307
The UK made up 60% of our export market up until they sold us up the river to join the EEC (which became the EU) in 1972 or 73. We went into major recession in '85. The EU wouldn't let them trade with us because not Eurozone. Basically the perfidious poms left us swinging in the wind just like they did in WW2, that's why Australia is more America aligned than UK aligned. Those cunts have been selling us out at every opportunity for the last hundred years.

It was worse for New Zealand, the UK was 90% of their export market.

>>131268117

How do I get started? I've got zero experience in the labouring industry as I come directly from the IT industry.

Where do I start, what shitty overpriced certificates do I need and what would I say to bullshit my way in?

>>131268125
I'm a Brexiteer and I'm kind of against CANZUK precisely for the reason you've given. I view NZ, Oz and Canada (not so much anymore) as Anglo sanctuaries...I don't want our shit tainting it.

>>131268125
>Abos aren't a problem
except for the hundreds of millions of dollars we give them to complain less and then they keep complaining anyway so we give them more money but they just complain even more

Just glad there are no fucking comedians on the show anymore. That was fucking insulting.

Alastair Campbell - Former Press Secretary to Tony Blair
Anna Greenberg - Pollster and Commentator
Christopher Pyne - Minister for Defence Industry
Clare O’Neil - Shadow Minister for Justice
Grahame Morris - Political strategist

>>131268583
Fucking cool. Christopher Pyne should add some extra wit to the lineup.

>>131268508
I started with nothing
Laboured for a landscaping company then got an apprenticeship couple of weeks later
If you're in Melbourne there's heaps of apprenticeships in Landscaping or building, even plumbing

>>131268561
Money doesn't disappear. They spend that money in local bottleshops and on local drugs. That cash all goes straight back into the system, every time it changes hands it's taxed. On the other hand, gibs that all the reffos get is sent overseas and exits the system entirely.

>>131268476
>browsing through the channels on a monday night

>some housing show
>some housing show
>the SBS telling you why you should suck cocks just one bro again
>channel 7, enough said
>channel 9, enough said

>AL-ALEX THAT'S RACIST
>YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOUTHPIECE OF THE SATANIC ELITE CONSPIRACY HELLBENT ON DESTROYING WESTERN CIVILIZATION AND IT IS MY JOB TO STOP YOU

they could boost their ratings by doing this...

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>>131268506
Blame the government, not the people. They didn't know what they were getting into. That's why they voted for Brexit overwhelmingly because they lived through the deceit.

Damn. Both women on the qanda lineup have frikkin man jaws.

>>131268673

Will people take 25 year old apprentices?

>>131268683
>>AL-ALEX THAT'S RACIST
>>YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOUTHPIECE OF THE SATANIC ELITE CONSPIRACY HELLBENT ON DESTROYING WESTERN CIVILIZATION AND IT IS MY JOB TO STOP YOU

it would be fucking awesome.

>>131268695
>That's why they voted for Brexit overwhelmingly

How is a literal 0.1% margin "overwhelming"? I still don't believe you lot are even going to leave the union. You've got a Remain part in charge with your entire government run by Remainers, and you're all bending over like good goys while they fuck you up the ass. I'll believe it when it actually happens and not a moment sooner.

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Daily reminder Australia is an Anglo-Celtic nation.

>>131268292
it is at first, but you get used to it. i just tell myself that every brick i lay is another ~$1.30 in my pocket and the day goes by pretty quick.
that's good that you move around the trades, you can find one you like.

>>131268508
you can find jobs that don't require experience. some brickies will take you on at a lower rate at first till you know what you're doing.
other trades are usually the same boat.
most you'll need is PPE (google if you don't know, basically hi-vis and safety boots)

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Manjaw 1: Anna (((Greenberg)))

Manjaw 2: Clare O'Neill

>>131268762
For sure
Heaps of guys I know started at 28 - 35
Show you're keen and don't puss out
They don't care if you're slow at first, just try to learn fast and listen to what they teach you
You'll be right mate
The first 2 weeks are the worst then it's fine

Starting wages are shite but just remember that the end goal is to get on full time full trained wages at a nice comfy $26 -$40 depending on industry and how good you are

>>131268762
Yeah plenty of people hire 25 year olds if they don't look like iceheads because they are clearly trying to get their shit together. Same with the army, half the time it's filled with older fellas not young kids.

>>131268778
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1494762765647.webm

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>>131268917
WHY HOWARD WHYYYYYY

>>131268762
mate, literally most of the brickies i know started mid-late twenties.

>>131268897
oh you'll also need your white card (google it, piece of piss all done online)

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>>131268818
Old people voted overwhelmingly. Tha's who I was talking about.

Young people as we all know are just stupid. I saw people who voted remain because they thought holidays would be banned if Brexit happened.

I think I'm going to become a sailor and leave this place for good

>>131268897

>PPE
My job centre supplies that for free, I'll talk to them tomorrow about it.

>>131268971
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>>131269085

I've always been shit at the hands on stuff so I never thought I could do it myself. I come from a very analytical/technological background so you can see why it wouldn't be the type of job that I see myself in.

I'm 174cm @ 64kg, so I'm not big, would my strength be affected?

>>131267832
It doesn't lad that's why most advanced economies have massive import deficits

>>131269504
oil

>>131269215
Democracy is a mistake.

Thinking of joining the navy bros, good idea or nah? How fucked by "diversity" is it?

oh my god i think i've just come across an australian navy seal

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>Firstly you foreign chonga <removed> fuck man with no experience at all and someone who thinks he actually knows something about the topic, the version was live and the audio quality and graphics were jumpy so it was recompiled and published.

>Secondly, retard if you actually had a brain you would know that I am a forensic investigator who has caught over $78m worth of Cyberscammers and now almost 200 cyberstalkers and almost equally cybercriminals. I've been programming since you've been taking milk from your Mum's breast, so that's 28 years and have more skill in my small toe than you have I'm your whole body (including that tiny dick on your head).

>Thirdly dumb shit if you knew anything about TCP/IP I do know for a fact the exact date and time and IP which is unique to any provider whether it be a VPN (as they log this as a minimum for their terms of service) and the IP address that I got for each point was confirmed at the exact time against the TOR exit nodes so they are either way identifiable as an endpoint and are known ISPs/VPNs. So technically you mentally deranged unqualified retard, all one has to do is summon any one of those providers and establish a paid client as they swapped between VPN within seconds made known to me through a non spoofed user agent and ASP session cookie trails that is available to the authorities.

>So tell me, what is your experience? I will tell you. Within the next week you will learn a few things. You will learn to shut your red face and mind your own business otherwise it gets shut for you, you will learn a lot about cyber safety and keeping your information secure and you will learn who not to fuck with. If any words come out of that faggot mask you learn ten times harder.

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>>131269614
This is our minister of defense. Take a single fat fucking guess.

>>131269614
Join our peacetime military if you really like transsexuals, homosexuals, dick and orders from women

>>131269416
Never thought I'd be in a trade either
Decided to give it a shot and fell in love
I was always more into art and music but I found ways around it
I imagine what I'm doing is a sort of art and I see my creation
Maybe you should look at being a sparky (electrician)
Really good pay and not enough people in it too
Gotta have brains which sounds like you do so you could end up going really far
Also you can branch into a lot of other technological trades through that

>>131269614
Pretty fucked, you'll find yourself throwing wargames to appease the American ego.

>>131269416
>I've always been shit at the hands on stuff
you'll pick it up mate

>I'm 174cm @ 64kg
height and weight don't mean shit. seen plenty blokes your size that are strong enough. easier on the back for you too, don't need to bend down as far as big cunts like me.

the op and many of the posts in the previous thread is a gook hes been banned from a few discord servers all he does is dribble shit and post dab memes and try to egg on the Aussie posters, he actually had shown a picture of himself and is a total mutant, also many of the good and well done memes i made hes using them now which is amusing considering how few i have posted on the chans though the discord is full of them, all he will do in the posts is reply with hit and run posts and images that are supposed to be funny or something he doesn't add anything intelligent and just wants a reaction, by the erratic posting and attention whoring im beginning to think he is unwell and a very lonely person, which is sad because he comes to an anonymous forum to interact with people who wouldn't give him the time of day irl, really pathetic, there are other hapas with self respect that dont stink up the place or hate Aussies but this retard is beyond saving, classic Elliot Roger syndrome, soon we will add him to posters that went on a rampage.

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>>131269614
youse 2 will have a gay old time

discord niggers get out

>>131268962
NSW labor is an absolute joke mate, it'll never happen.

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REMOVE POO

>>131268962
no way dan andrews is getting back in in Vic mate.

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>>131269614

>try to join navy
>left school early because I had to support my family with a job
>graduated with a diploma in networking to help get a better job
>sit the aptitude test
>ace everything apart from the cryptography one
>navy recruit officer says I can do anything
>asks me about why I left school
>can't join the navy because I didn't attain my year 10

>>131269719

All of my mates are sparkies and most of them are really retarded.

>>131269756

At least you guys have given me the confidence now that I know this, thanks.

What do electricians even do

>>131268897
Have you heard of fast brick robotics? If so what are your thoughts?

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>>131267454

HA more like 2018

2050 is way too generous

>>131270206
get made fun of

>>131270342
>robot gets 2 cm out of alignment
>now you have to spend 4 hours fixing what the robot fucked up in 5 minutes

>>131269760
hang in there, (you) will be okay

>>131270342
yeah saw some video a while back where a robot fucked up a wall. not worried.

I still have no idea what the fuck I'm going to do with my life and redundancy is only 4 months away.

>>131270206
LIGHT AND POWER, M8.
https://smerffelectrical.com

>>131270880
the "energex information" link directs you to https://www.energex.com.au/home/power-outages

>>131270778
I would, if i was a brickie, they are always going to improve.

>>131268506

the UK were always cunts to their empire. they deserve everything they get.

>>131271148
How? By joining the fucking EEC?

>>131269614
I have heard crappy stories, but it is still worth it, I reckon. Go reserves; there is no minimum service period, so if it is too much to handle, you can adjust your commitments (assuming you don't get called for deployment.) In spite of the bad points from friends and family that I have heard, I am still considering joining. At the end of the day, the military is still an implement of warfare.

How am I supposed to get girls when I'm ugly and disagreeable?

>>131268506
Truly the eternal pom.

>>131271148
t. Ahmed Chang

>>131271067
yeah there's some pretty lulzy shit on that site, the saga of how he got started is pretty funny. Also try screencapping that see what happens.

>>131269614
Ah yeah, almost forgot: Go Army. Navy get ripped on all the time for being soft cocks.

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>>131271278
Try to pretend to be a fun loving normie for long enough to get a dumb girl attached to you, then you reveal your truly bitter nature. It doesn't work for friends though.

>>131271546
I'm incapable of anything but unwanted sexual advances, I think I might shave my head and become a career pervert

>>131271653
Are you fat/greasy/unkempt/autistic?

>>131271102
course it will get here eventually. i only figured myself another 20 years in this game, which at the rate i'm earning now and sensibly invested should give me enough passive income to live comfortably while working very little.
I mean my before tax this year will be ~145k (depends which cunts are paying this week), I won't be starving if I'm only in this for a short time.

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>>131271801
I don't think you even have to ask m8.

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Ok lads fun's over, back to your cells

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>>131269760

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>Just looked at gumtree for jobs in my town
>Literally zero

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ok cunts time to show your oldfag levels. Just been looking through my very unorganised pics. Anyone remember this meme?

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>>131272545

>>131272545

>oldfag
>03/09/14

You have to be 18 years old to shitpost here.

>>131272653
sorry should have clarified meant /aus/pol oldfags. General /aus/ memes since luggage lad put the flags on /pol/.
>inb4 damage control
I actually have fuckall aus memes saved.

whats the most weed friendly state?

>>131273098
christmas island

>>131268962
That is just sad. Proof that trying to make a based society out of this country is like trying to make a fine art sculpture out of runny dog shit.

Not that all Liberal run states would be much better.

>>131272640
one of the best

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>>131273098

Between Brisbane and Nimbin. There's been a massive improvement on the quality of weed as of late.

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>>131274821
i made that one

>>131270821
redundancy, what you mean?

>>131271898
what the fuck. how many hours you work a week?

crikey gonna put another shrimp on da barbie then stick a didgeridoo up my pooperpepoo

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>>131269963

>Turncoat's going to drop the public vote and force gay marriage into law
He better make every shitskin raghead mosque perform gay marriages.

>>131267397
>>131267364
CUNT

>>131268962
>>131268885
>>131269254
Leftie memes are so bad

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>>131267192
Nah it's a bunch of shit about climate change. Shouldn't have anything to do with citizenship tests. Might as well ask everyone what their favourite colour is and not let in anyone that says white

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>>131280408
Oi vey m8 you stupid goy where are shekels and a stabie.

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>>131281702
i thought you would enjoy it for some shekel posting
i got another here for rustling

>>131281702
they are super rare you can save them but use em wisely

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>>131267089
This