Cigars: alpha manly ritual or Jewish plot?

>>131266399
Just go and enjoy sucking white substance out of a brown phallus.
Be a man.

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>>131266790
t. "water is a jewish plot" /pol/

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>>131266399
>>131266790
>>131268397
ZEEEE JUUUUUIIIICE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>131268397
>drinking the dihydrogen monoxide jew

>>131266399
I just like the giant poison buzz I get when I inhale the damn things.

>>131269766
>inhale

disgusting

Anyone who tells you some object is a "key part of being a man" is trying to sell you something. Don't buy into cargo cult masculinity and think that by surrounding yourself with the trappings of manliness you will become manly. It comes from within, from being masculine. You can't buy a truck or grow a beard or drink whiskey and become manly that way. You become manly by improving yourself.

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>>131269992
> >Inhale
What else am I gonna do, make a smoothie and inject it into my wrists?

No man in history who ever asked how to be a man became a man. OP, you have larger faggotry issues than your sick desire for a big brown one.

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>>131266399
Anything that does not help you have white babies and gain wealth is a jew plot
>Soda
>Tobacco
>Fidget spinners
>German cars
>Drugs
>Alcohol

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>>131270458
The (((spinners))) are way too degenerate-tier, even for a jew.

>>131270255
you don't inhale cigar smoke you stupid nigger

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Cigars imatate a large penis in mouth. Popular among the closet gay group.

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>>131270652
That's not stopping me!

>>131270458
>German Cars
>Jewish plot

Volkswagen was Hitler's idea